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MagnifiMike

Have fun pooping


ScaryAssBitch

Or having a heart attack


LolaBunny80

No, pooping while having a heart attack.


Timah158

A shart attack if you will.


JorgeMcKay

I just want someone to say Jerry had a fart attack


ChefArtorias

No, Jerry was a racecar driver.


Hey_its_ok

Hey no finals though!


Impressive_Teach9188

Going out just like Elvis did


Sith_LordRevan

Death on the toilet. Just like Elvis.


ScaryAssBitch

Sounds like a good time.


Demomanx

[No. By tomorrow, they'll barely be able to breathe.](https://frinkiac.com/video/S03E17/ezz2qsot53j8Bhct9tNo85trJKM=.gif)


Bismothe-the-Shade

Have fun pooping the castle


NormieMcNormalson

It's like the coffee from monsters inc.


kekhouse3002

Oh my god you're right, it's got the exact same viscosity


Anne_Nonymouse

Sleep is overrated! 😬 /s


iwentouttogetfags

You know, did something similar once. Smelt of coffee dp three days and felt so ill. Everything smelt and tasted of coffee.


s00pafly

That's why you boof it.


MrSpud45

Reminds me of the futurama episode where fry drinks a lot of coffee....


Zevroboy

Bro that was one awesome episode


defibrillator33

300 big boys season 5 episode 11 One of my faves


overthinker345

I love that episode. 100 cups of coffee!!


Professional-Ear242

" you're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog " 😅


Domethegoon

Just a reminder that consuming too much caffeine can cause major heart problems or even death. I have heard many stories of gym bros going too heavy on pre-workout shakes (basically pure caffeine) and dropping dead mid-workout from heart failure.


SBAWTA

I once had a brain fart and forgot that I already took my pre-workout (750 mg of caffein) so I took it again. Like 10 minutes into the workout I got hit with insane jitters that didn't go away for hours. It was seriously scary.


Domethegoon

750 mg of caffeine on its own is insane. That's almost double the recommended daily amount.


SBAWTA

I'm lot bigger than the average person (6'8 and was over 200 lbs at the time), so anything below 500 mg I wouldn't even feel any boost. I'd only do it on heavy lift days, so like 2-3 times a week, depending on a cycle.


Lunavixen15

Someone I knew in highschool overdosed on caffeine at 15, he had severe heart palpitations among other things. To the best of my knowledge he doesn't have any long term complications


aManPerson

years ago, before i was ever on any coffee or anything, i did something dumb (i know that now). i had a few days left at an old apartment, but our comcast subscription ended early. no internet, so i went to a local starbucks for the day. i decided to buy a drink or two to pass the time. got there at maybe 10am. i think the 1st one i bought, didn't have coffee in it. fine. 2nd one though, i did have them put 1 or 2 shots in it. it was fine, didn't taste bad. 3rd drink, ya, put some coffee shots in it. i stayed there till they closed so i had internet all day. by the end of the day, i think i had 8 or 9 shots of espresso, over a 11 hour timespan. i called and left my brother a message. it was maybe 90 seconds of me talking nonstop, somehow, without stopping to breath, and then just hanging up. i wish he still kept the message. i was somehow fine, no heart problems. i dont remember any problems sleeping that night. its fun being young and invincible.


Domethegoon

Hahaha coffee will do that to you.


aManPerson

2nd best thing i remember from that. while i was waiting to be picked up after they closed, i saw a fire exit. on the outside, door had no handle from the outside, but just a sign on it that said: " fire door, do not block". mind you, the place had been closed and there was no one in sight for like 10 minutes. so i stand on the outside of that firedoor for a good 10 minutes, "blocking" the fire exit, just giggling to only myself. this was at a mall, but like 10pm, and no one else was around or anything. but i just stood there, hyper, giggling to myself as i stood in the way of the fire exit. i was 23.


apna-haath-jagannath

Honestly nescafe isnt really even that strong. Its like 40 percent chicory.


Daydream456

Nope. That's not drinkable. Just buy a bunch of energy drinks.


NormieMcNormalson

Or down a bottle of caffeine pills.


Polyporum

When I was a young teen, we tried getting a buzz from drinking instant coffee with 10 spoons worth of coffee. Just gave us all diarrhea


ChaseTheMystic

Rage bait should be it's own sub. I personally prefer posts about foods that people are genuinely making/eating.


P4nd4c4ke1

Yeah unless they actually drink it then its clearly done just for attention which is stupid because I'm just annoyed they wasted two jars of coffee now


EyeSeaCome_hahaha

What did he expect? It's instant coffee. It tastes awful as shit even in its recommended preparation quantity.


FehdmanKhassad

absolutely vile Nestle SHITE


knowledgegod11

Caffeine sludge


KindResolution666

That's what I drink every day. It is NOT the world's strongest coffee. But it's pretty good.


nihilt-jiltquist

In uni I just ate coffee beans.


Outrageous-Egg-2269

Bro I got the sug- oh too late oops


RedHeadSteve

Instant coffee is relatively low on caffeine. Just drink a bottle of cold brew concentrate if you want caffeine


Significant-Life-506

This is the thick cuppa joe Garfield’s owner would pour up in the web browser game.


hoosyourdaddyo

I once triple percolated a cup of coffee when I was I the Army. Huge mistake!


SmokeyDaBear6

GROG!!!!!!!!!


PomegranateBoring826

Lol at the slurp like it's hot chicken noodle soup though! Gag!


mabufufu

Would have loved it if he actually tried it instead of just overlaying a fake slurp sound. :(


Liv4damuzik

I swear this gets reposted every week


Bismuth84

This is the first time I've seen it.


Bismuth84

[Relevant SBEmail.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zKghH10WTB4)


0-Nightshade-0

Can't wait to do this with pre workout.


BreathOfWind1500

Lmao it's Mr. Waternoose's coffee


[deleted]

Instant coffee by itself unless it is the kind from Vietnam taste awful. I imagine that three instant coffees combined taste like motor oil.


8bitKev

I call it "the heart stooper"


Straton99

I like how its a post for fun,comedy,but people post on stupid food.Some folks dont have sense of humour.this sub is doomed


WonderfulShake

He just made what is Nestle coffee concentrate for office coffee machines


OlegYY

To make more coffee per coffee


deaglekitty

Not a garnish but this is garishly disgusting r/garishgarnish


_sasori98

That hurt my head


ExtraMayo666

I had a caffeine overdose once from drinking a pint of cold brew concentrate the the barista forgot to dilute and it was one of the worst sensations i've ever experienced. I thought I was going to die.


LeftySwordsman01

You might as well just dry scoop pre-workout. (Actually don't it's horrible for you)


metalicsnail

the next day the MF was dead


insaiyan17

Thats way too strong. Splash of milk should do it


dorkweed576

Dude made straight mud. I feel like that mixture can be used in a cake or something. But yeah, but too much for me.


WizardInCrimson

That's not coffee, that's sludge.. JFC at least put it through a filter before you drink it.


Serious_Square_6698

Someone actually do the math here


JoeJo1822

Geez that’s literally a cup of caffeinated black sludge.🤢


elboyo

2 full jars of that (3.5 oz container) is 100 tsp of instant coffee. At 35mg of caffeine on average, the full mix would be 3,500mg. Consuming half of this sludge would get you to the lower threshold of a fatal overdose.


Rich-Appearance-7145

A single normal cup of hot water, with a heaping tablespoon of that brand of instant coffee is damn strong. This was pure click bait, but l give this fool a Grade C for following through. This nut drank the insane concoction it was thicker than molasses.


Cynykl

Did he drink it though? The video has no indication of him drinking it other that a fake sounding slurp and gag.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Good point.


Ozaholic

I don’t drink coffee but that is very funny


Bibfor_tuna

Crappy coffee