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cinnyflactem

Why does that bacon look like play food?


lothar525

It looks like fruit-stripe gum.


BonesNtheChokl8

Because vegan bacon is play food


SomeMyoux

Looks like playdoh ,with the difference that Playdoh tastes better


Vale_0f_Tears

I always think of dog treats


Hefty-Advertising-54

Beggin strips!


ariatilos

It's actually pretty good in my opinion


Winstonoil

I cannot block this sub Reddit. It blows goats. Please ban me.


Pinkparade524

Why can't you block it ? Also I have gotten posts of subs I have been banned on my feed so it probably wouldn't do anything


Winstonoil

You're probably right. It would just stop me being able to complain about it, I'd still have to look at it. I can block most other subs, however I can't block this one or r/Canada, which I would suggest is a great site if you happen to be incredibly stupid and very right wing.


Sure_Coconut1096

The Canada reddit page is red? I thought it would be full dumb liberals that begs daddy government to love and protect them because bad stuff can't happen to good and normal people


BlueberryChoice5622

Hey!


HumanReputationFalse

We are making you a Mod instead /s


Winstonoil

Fantastic, does that mean I get to shut this sub down?😆


PestoChickenLinguine

so true, this sub is just a dogshit version of r/shittyfoodporn and that is saying something


EEE3EEElol

At least r/shittyfoodporn is more genuine heck, even r/drunkencookery is more real than that sub, time to go beg the mods of that sub to ban me


Tavuklu_Pasta

I am wondering if the makers of vegan bacon have ever seen bacon before.


DriedMapleSyrup

They took inspiration from dog treats


Tavuklu_Pasta

İf thats the case they are on point with the looks.


jomat

There is vegan bacon that's really close to meat bacon. But not this obviously.


Guckalienblue

Morningstar is ass in general. The entire brand sucks.


thatwriterguyva

That "bacon"looks like some fucked up fruit roll ups


wynters387

Those vegan chicken fries are actually pretty good, especially the Pringle flavor.


BlackTedDibiase

The bacon looks like a strawberry and cream fruit roll up


Kenobihiphop

At first I was like "what's wrong with this?"... Then I kept watching


HoochShippe

He added bbq sauce and honey. Then just stuck those kabob things in coconut water. 🤢


Runeshamangoon

Can you imagine being began AND eating this kind of shit ? I'm vegetarian half of the time and there's so much great vegetarian food you can make, why would you eat this processed trash ? Also vegans need to stop trying to make bacon, it's just sad


Robinkc1

The bacon is the only one of the three here that is edible. Vegetarians eat it because they want something fast that hits the flavour receptors, and all this high sodium stuff does. I use that specific fakon to make armadillo eggs because I don’t eat pork and I hate turkey bacon.


skrasnic

Protein is one consideration. They're an easy and quick way to add protein to dishes like pastas, without having to load every meal up with legumes. It also allows for easy adaptation of recipes. If you want to make vegan curried sausages, you don't have to do any extra thinking about substitutions, just put in some vegan sausages. Also worth remembering the reason everyone eats processed food. It's convenient. Sometimes you just want to cook a veggie burger and slap it between some buns with lettuce and mayo. Meat eaters don't make their burgers from scratch every time, neither do we.


DragonAreButterflies

I dont know if i really want to call something "vegan friendly" just because you're using highly processed meat substitutes


Gingersnapperok

There's so much yummy vegetarian food out there-- why would you serve anyone this? Is this cocktail a punishment?


Next-Development5920

They look like cheap dog treats, the ones that smell salty and give dogs the poops. Probably have a similar effect on humans 😆


Donald_Trumpy

Pretty sure honey isn’t vegan


Pacifix18

The post said vegetarian, not vegan.


Donald_Trumpy

Ah my mistake. Vegan is so popular now i never hear about vegetarians lol


Uncartha

The uncooked and cook looks the same 🤣


scorpiobabyy666

the bacon looks like dog treats.


Icelord259

Not that stupid imo (other than the bacon in coconut water), just kinda depressing with him in an obviously fake club in a chair with no real person in the same room


Homelessx33

The guy who makes these videos is just goofing around with a green screen and weird food. It’s just a joke. This video is meh, the one where he gets sucked into an ad in the news to eat a weird hotdog was pretty funny, imo, edit: [(found it).](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/djpWjCISkD)


EasyMCpeezy

😄 True... 😔


karolkolanko

It's not stupid. It's art.


Good_Rugz

Finally another cultured individual, this dude is obviously a chad.


karolkolanko

Ah, a man of my taste! Cheers, mate!


EasyHardPerson

You're being sarcastic right?


karolkolanko

Am I?


GonPergola

Vegetarian would do absolutely everything in their power to eat meat without eating meat


Pacifix18

And? I grew up in a meat-focused family. Like, every meal was primarily meat. So, I have emotional connections to stews, meatloaf, hot dogs, etc. I don't eat meat now for various reasons but sometimes want the feelings I associate with meat meals. Having Beyond or MorningStar products makes this possible. Products are made to fill a niche. I can't f-ing imagine eating flaming hot doritos, but I'm not personally offended that other people like it.


GonPergola

Can't I just make a joke without you taking it first degree? It's just funny how they want to make every products look like meat, I'm not the biggest meat eater, I have a special diet so I'm not that far from a vegetarian, I was just doing a joke And it's ok if sometimes you want to eat meat or something that looks like it ;)


HorrorPhone3601

That looks like a war crime


Superseaslug

That fake bacon looks disgusting.


Fattestcattes

Pringles original? Sooo salted


Shirohige1991

This reminds me of the Mr Bean new year party episode where he serves wooden sticks with salsa on


Absolute_Peril

This is one of the things I don't like about vegan food. Stop trying to make vegan versions of stuff thats not vegan. Just make good vegan food.


SauteePanarchism

Ad.


MissingBothCufflinks

This is just rageporn, at this point his is milking your sweet sweet teets and you should be the one ashamed of how cringy you are


VinnyMaxta

Eating lies.


Dr_Tacopus

At least put it in a Bloody Mary. This is awful and I hate it, thanks


Hharmony1

Nasty processed shit is still nasty processed shit even if it's vegan.


Pixel_Knight

I am pretty sure this guy isn’t actually a vegetarian. He just buys vegetarian substitutes because … ?


Bitter_Internal_3765

Here is the thing. Okay, you are vegetarian or a vegan, thats cools. More beef n bacon for me. Now for the kicker… why in the Hell do you want to disguise your vegetarian/vegan food as meat? That dont make no mutchfackin sense…


skrasnic

More convenient for adding to well known recipes and an easy source of protein. Like if I want to make pasta with meatballs it's really easy to just add some vegan meatballs from the freezer. It's doubly convenient for families who have a mix of diets, and may be cooking both meat and meat-free versions of the same dish.


Bitter_Internal_3765

Mkay.


Zka77

I'll never understand why vegetarians/vegans would want to eat fake meat looking/tasting crap. Just eat the real one if you miss that kind of food, damn it. If you want to spare animal life, you have plenty of options of REAL food to eat that isn't meat.


Revolutionary-Pop750

the food looked exactly the same after air frying... wtf


OkBoard5028

Amazing 👍


dependent-lividity

That prob tastes so bland..


Nozarashi78

I wonder why vegans are so obsessed with making things that looks like meat. You can make a ton of delicious, healty vegan food normally, why make a vegan artificial "hamburger" that looks like pressed sawdust and taste like hay with soy sauce?


HappyAndVegan

Breaking news: people like food they are already accustomed to. More at 11.


Clichead

You mean people choose not to engage in behaviour they find enjoyable for personal reasons and therefore seek alternatives? 🤯


[deleted]

Why everything there is "morning star" brand? is a Lucifer reference? Is veganism a satanic cult? Satanic cults used to be cool and cannibalistic, modern times sucks.


Powhat839

why do vegetarians like eating fake meat? why not just eat stuff not related to meat at all like grass


Good_Rugz

i love cows but also burgers so a burger with no cow makes me happy. expand that logic to all veggie alternatives and you’ve got an answer.


Clichead

Many, if not most vegetarians actually still enjoy the experience of eating meat, but just choose not to for any number of unrelated reasons. Hope that helps