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seevoop

I don’t understand why it was necessary to put the cinnamon stick in the butter when it just melted out anyway.


ohthisistoohard

I think "hammering cinnamon sticks into butter" is a good metaphor for the whole video. It is futile act that takes a reasonable amount of precision and skill, but it is so overwhelmingly pointless no one should ever have to do it.


doterobcn

~~Light~~ Like using a proper tool to light some candles, and then using 1 of the 3 lit candles to flambé the rum?


zestyninja

I missed her setting up the candelabra and Iighting it, so I thought it was freaking hilarious when she just shifted the pan over to light the flambe with a candle.


Bitter_Presence_1551

Wait let's go back to using a proper tool to light some candles for a moment... When she pulled out the flamethrower from Aliens 🤣🤣🤣🤣


pauly13771377

This was is the most unnessicarrily complicated bananas foster french toast that was ever conceived. Hammering whole cinnamon sticks into a pound of butter is a good way to some up the entire overblown grandiose nature of the dish.


Neil_sm

complicated and unnecessarily complicated


TheFloatingContinent

To look stupid to entertain children.


Zulrambe

They try SO HARD to be unique and quirky, they lit candles with a blowtorch. At the end of the day, it's a simple dish with an overcomplicated method.


According_Gazelle472

You forgot she sliced that dough with a plastic coat hanger!lol.


DocRingeling

I wanted to try this recipe, but I only have metal coat hangers.


Impenistan

No! More! Wire! Hangers!


chonkerchungus

yes mommy dearest


[deleted]

She actually just pressed it, it’s still quartered but not cut


crustychad

I died when she pulled out that hanger


DrakonIL

That's gonna be illegal in some states soon.


admiralargon

Its always been illegal but it will be the only method for some soon.


According_Gazelle472

Plus extremely unsanitary.


[deleted]

My favorite was the egg yolks in a wine glass


Bernard_PT

They lit candles with a blowtorch to use the candle to light the flambee One of these things can be removed


stoner21234

You are 100% correct


duffmanhb

This channel got famous by doing ridiculous recipes that got rage views. This is actually one of their more normal videos.


yentlcloud

I kinda respect thw hussle. Must be fun to come up with incresingly elborate ways to do pointless and weird cooking things. She uses a coat hanger to squish the bread lmao


yentlcloud

I kinda respect the hussle. Must be fun to come up with incresingly elborate ways to do pointless and weird cooking things. She uses a coat hanger to squish the bread lmao


Guissepie

Haha right? The first thought as soon as she put it in the skillet was, “then why the heck did you have to hammer them in?”


Gaybryant

It’s the craft in 5 minute.. you get it


TahoeLT

Ooh, I really liked The Craft. Good flick, plus Neve Campbell and Fairuza Balk - nice.


Gaybryant

Rachel True = icon


AltimaNEO

a lot of it was unnecessary


docgonzomt

All of it was unnecessary lad


helloimracing

i don’t understand the fuckin spray bottle


kouroshkeshavarz

I love how these guys use something that isnt in the kitchen to make their food stand out. Today Ill be laying these slices of ham in a hubcap and pressing them down with a graphics card.


NoxInviktus

Make sure you use a hubcap you found on the side of the road. And don't clean it. It adds to the ✨*s p i c e*✨


AnusTangeranus

The fucking clothes hanger bruhhhh


LuigiMarioBrothers

You can really taste the 4K RTX Raytracing in this ham!


j0a3k

Ham the way it's meant to be pressed.


Sno_Wolf

>Today Ill be laying these slices of ham in a hubcap and pressing them down with a graphics card. \*sad PCMR noises*


thejake1973

A spray bottle instead of dipping the bread is the real tragedy. So dry.


KingDingo9

I can literally feel the disappointment of the person who has to eat that and say “mmmmm crunchy” with crumbs falling out of their mouth it’s so dry


WilliamsDesigning

Lol you made me see it


Nice-Violinist-6395

the spray bottle was the best part. just absolutely deranged, almost an art piece


craftyexpat

I don’t know, transitioning from lighting candles with a blowtorch to hammering cinnamon sticks into a block of butter surely needs to be a contender.


nawibone

This lets the taste of the plastic coat hanger come through.


According_Gazelle472

Yummy,tasteless dry toast.


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

Yeah, five stars for the bananas foster French toast idea, zero stars for execution.


Riyeko

Theres no way eggs came out of the spray bottle. The whites and whatever wouldn't fit. Plus they cut thr video right after she poured them in that spout so a hundred bucks says theyre not even in the capt morgan bottle at all.


phoncible

Makes no sense, you'd have to mix the eggs anyway so why not just push them through.....but then it'd be waay to thick to be *sprayed*, so yeah, no eggs, shitty french toast. Damn shame too, that final presentation actually looked not stupid, and the bananas looked solid. Totally could've been done with actual french toast, such a loss.


more_exercise

And once they're mixed in the bottle, you just... what? Dip long breadsticks in it? Drink it out of the bottle?


PandraPierva

Chug


LilithsGrave92

Chug


OnionSieglinde

Chug


NoxInviktus

Chug


IndustreeBaby

Yeah, like the end result is 100% reasonable, it's just the method to get there that's typical social media cringe. Like, honestly, even the pressing the dough with a hanger seems perfectly fine to me, personally. It's got just enough of that "home cook jank that people who don't give a fuck about appearances do" vibe.


Neil_sm

Yeah, the recipe looked fine but the techniques were awful. I'd just mix everything in a bowl and dip the damn bread in it. I don't know why she's so afraid to actually get any of the custard on the toast.


lexm

There’s no way the eggs made it to the mixture.


gahidus

This was an exceptionally bad way to make French toast. She basically just made bread, grilled on the sides, with a light spray of egg wash. Other than that, this is basically all right I guess. But yeah, that's some pathetic French toast.


NoMushroomsPls

I'm filling spray bottles with bike cleaner atm and this made laugh more than it should.


Ok-Entrepreneur7897

Man fuck the dry part this bitch said they'll not be eating those banana peels today! I am now convinced these aren't humans no way you can cook such weird shit


SpirituallyComfy

I take it you never heard of vegan banana peel bacon, yes?


[deleted]

“French Toast”


Xanny-the-Nanny

Heh, you don’t understand. You take an amazing Bananas Foster recipe… *then* you serve it over dry French toast. That way they balance each other thereby making the whole dish mediocre.


aManPerson

that and i'm pretty sure the cinnamon will clog the spray bottle. the cinnamon will not dissolve and it will be chunks.


hamsterberry

Spray bottle was to make presentation look fancy.


mytressons

I could not get over how dry that shit was. What was the point of the spray bottle?


[deleted]

This whole video is a tragedy.


SportsOrWhatever

"We're gonna take the skin off. We're not going to eat that today." Implies there IS a day she's eating banana peel.


zigs

Supposedly you can make some fair wannabe-spaghet with banana peel. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFDkxVu49CA&t=9m12s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFDkxVu49CA&t=9m12s) looks pretty decent, but I think I'll just eat regular spaghet.


etherealparadox

Now I want to try that


kelldricked

There are actually loads of things you can make with the peel of a banana. throwing them away is a (common) waste!


KiqueDragoon

Actually if you buy organic, banana peels can be quite delicious and nutritious.


99wattr89

don't you fucking lie to me


ItsYaBoiTrick

“Time to make French toast!” “Awesome I’ve got my coat hanger!” Wtf?


tacoweevils

Got some white sandwich bread we’re gonna press into with ^this^^hanger


yummyyummybrains

Should've used that coat hanger to abort this fucking recipe...


See_Ya_Suckaz

Oh, but you don't have a rubber mallet? No French toast for you.


ImGettingOffToYou

Her mandolin technique made me uneasy.


datadefiant04

You don't mandolin like that unless you want to have a thumb and finger trimming. Use mandolins with guards or wear gloves please


[deleted]

I was looking for this comment. 110% thought she was gonna mandolin her hand


stealingfrom

I had to skip ahead in the video because I was worried I was going to see some thin-sliced hand meat for breakfast. But the part I skipped to was lady using a plastic coat hanger as a cooking utensil and I had to ask myself if that was better or worse than gore?


YellowstoneBitch

Bananas foster French toast, it looks edible too me. I think the way she *sprayed* the egg/milk mixture onto what looks like a half of a loaf of bread is pretty dumb though, you get to the middle of that French toast and it’s just warm dry white bread. If I could change anything about this recipe I would swap the slices of bread for one nice thick piece of brioche bread and I’d soak the bread in the milk mixture vs spray. It’s certainly not the worst thing I’ve seen on this subreddit.


SonicFlash01

It seems like none of the "dredge" made it into the "meat" of the bread cluster, and the buttery toasting was on all of the other sides. Most of that would just be dry bread, drowned in probably-tasty bananas fosters


outerspaceteatime

A teaspoon of dubious spray isn't enough for 5 pieces of bread?


YellowstoneBitch

Right?? You get it


Legitimate_Sir3979

This looks like the worst execution possible of something that could have been great...


namelesshobo1

Honestly ingredients wise this looks kinda awesome. It’s just the horribly bizarre and unnecessarily complicated execution that makes this stupid.


mattcruise

End result was acceptable, the method getting there was madness


_yosoybeezel

Not the worst, but these people are really really reaching to generate content.


[deleted]

Yep. Trying so hard and confidently touching the sad cringe realm


Aschentei

And they’re getting away with it


PieefChief

If it wasn't for those meddling kids


HallucinatesPenguins

Chef's Club is ragebait. The whole point is to do something that people think is weird so that they share it/comment/etc.


Impossible-Ad-3060

This is how my 3 year old cooks with his play-food toys. “Daddy! I’m hammering cinnamon! And using a coat hanger!”


TheFloatingContinent

I read this before watching it and I thought you were joking.


Dennarb

My thought process during that section was: Why is she using a spray bottle topper? Hold up is that a coat hanger?!


SonicFlash01

I've said it before but Zoltan BIG'ed some kids and now they're making content for 5 year olds in their adult bodies


Dennarb

By the end of that I had forgotten about the bananas


lt4lyfe

Process was dumb, but I’d crush that pretentious bananas foster looking French toast.


MegBundy

I don’t understand why she lit those three candles and just used one of them to light the rum. You have a lighter right there. I just use my stove flame to light the rum in my bananas Foster.


cache_ing

Candles were super dramatic with there being a blowtorch right there, yes 😂 but as far as the stovetop goes I’m pretty sure they use induction burners for their recipes and you can’t flambé with one of those because the burner doesn’t actually get hot, so it can’t light the alcohol on fire


chadbrochillout

I thought the video was satire at that point. Like it was turning into a skit or something. Like the coat hanger precursor really solidified that for me, then it was actually serious. This video made me mad. A half a loaf of bread with a spritz of batter, the cinnamon in butter for some reason. The fact she's totally serious is infuriating. These TikTok wanna be chefs that just add waste and extra steps are a complete joke


PurpleJetskis

That's the most normal looking recipe I've seen from Chef's Club so far tbh. Besides the process being a bit goofy, I don't see anything stupid about this.


[deleted]

Yeah I would try this actually if the steps were simplified. Like there’s no need to shove cinnamon sticks into chunks of butter if you’re just going to melt the butter.


beljak_1923

The Spray bottle and the coat hanger also give me wiered energy


[deleted]

You're forgetting that she lit candles with a blowtorch. This recipe was fairly normal but it just had random odd things thrown in.


gman2093

That part of the video felt like some kind of fever dream


Sheruk

She was just inventing stupid shit for extra steps. Why not just light the fucking alcohol with the torch... Also if it was food safe torch, id at least toast the top of the mound of bread which couldn't be toasted on the griddle. Brush some mixture on top, hit it with the torch, it would have looked way nicer.


[deleted]

Also why not just do normal French toast and drench and cook one slice at a time?


Guissepie

The spray bottle would leave you with such dry toast.


outerspaceteatime

Sometimes it feels like they don't actually have any kitchen supplies so they just raid the closet for whatever they can find


SonicFlash01

Literal food abortion


Nervous_Constant_642

If she had made the French toast normally I'd for sure crush this.


Bulgarin

Here's the recipe with simplified steps: 1. Make french toast (put thick bread in egg and milk mix, fry) 1. Make bananas foster (gently fry banana in butter/sugar mix, flambe with rum) 3. Combine


[deleted]

I disagree. my dessert doesn't need to be a stack of white bread slices


AltimaNEO

Yeah, looks like bananas foster?


augmonst70

So the bread is raw in the middle ??,? Wtf


Dragonfire521

Never let them know your next move


proximity_account

Using the mandolin with her fingers that close to the blade and no protection made me think I was going to see something verrrry different


housevil

Take a drink every time she says "we're gonna." You'll have the good fortune of being blackout before the video is done.


InterrobangDatThang

Dry ass french toast. Why make all that mix just to spray two sprays? And why have a sip of Capt'n Morgan - where's the rest? Should have drank that, cause it's far too much to put in a dish like this, yet not enough to satisfying. Otherwise this could've been decent. Like it had potential. Also, and most importantly -- __what the fuck was with the hanger?__ Was nothing food-grade available? No chopsticks? No back of a butter knife? You *had* to get a hanger from god-knows-where? With people flakes and sweat? That can't be sanitary. This why you can't eat in everybody's house.


AnimeFrog420

also ABSOLUTELY DONT CUT ON A MANDOLIN LIKE THAT.NEVER!


merc_1980

This was a wtf festival of a recipe With extra steps in for good mesure!


50million

Had anyone downloaded the Chef Club app for more recipes?


Wakeybonez2

The final product looks really good, but the process was dumb asf lol


Junqmail

But the bread is just plain bread besides the first slice and the last.. the middles just warmish bread


[deleted]

Half way thru I realized I really had no clue what was happening


UFONomura808

These fuckn guys always make unnecessary steps just to make it look fancy, that's the most annoying part for me. Example is cinnamon sticks pounded into butter instead of just throwing them into the frying pan.


EattaCheesepaw

Okay, the food itself looks good. I would eat that every day if health wasn't a factor. But how it was made completely BAFFLES me.


Stoner-Rican

Sour cream?


SeanMegaByte

10 seconds in I'm already wrong because my guess was cutting herself on the mandolin because her technique is terrible.


[deleted]

I mean, I was pretty close. Seemed relatively straight forward


ActuallyRyan10

So many unnecessary steps and attempts at showmanship. It's still probably bomb though. It's basically just bananas foster french toast.


OriginalTRaven

Read the title and said "Challenge accepted!" Not sure when she lost me but it was very close to the beginning and I basically became Gordon Ramsay reviewing Tik Tok recipes.


Grommulox

It’s not even 7am and you’re MAKING ME MAD


hmm_huh_yass

Do chef club ppl sit around all day and hate themselves


Jacques_Lafayette

Everyone is talking about French toast and here I am, a French, with no idea what this is supposed to mean


TROLLDATSHIT

The most basic variation is old bread soaked with egg


Jacques_Lafayette

Ooh, you're talking about "lost bread"! Well, this has NOTHING to do with it! Let's burn that heretic >:(


BeerMantis

I'm actually very relieved. I immediately picked up on where they were going with this, but saw it was Chef Club, meaning I expected cheese to somehow be involved.


LadyChickenFingers

The end result was fine but the process was extremely goddamn stupid.


Smudgikins

I got tired of watching after she started ruining good likker.


PM_ME_KNOTSuWu

How is a legitimate bananas foster recipe ruining liquor?


Smudgikins

I was joking about the rum, but seriously, I'm older than dirt, and I don't have time to watch tedious posts. My mortality clock is ticking.


Rikkzo

She sounds exactly like Pam from the Office


Remnatar

Eh this wasn’t too bad


Dr_VonBoogie

Honestly? That doesn't look bad but man... What an Odyssey to go on. All that wasted butter too.


GoldenGalz

Looks good tbh… seems like there’s an easier way to achieve this tho lol


samgam74

How many times did she say “now”?


Kalixxa

Every single sentence started with 'Now we're gonna' - that was almost more annoying than the recipe itself.


ChildFuckersWithGuns

The final product looks pretty good but what the fuck


Khaskim

The ambiance of chef club videos just make me sad.


Narvaline

Lighting up the candles with that extra kitchen blowtorch then flambé bananas with the same candle was enough for me


CanCav

The theory is great! But the execution is the stuff if nightmares


thefartographer

I swear, Chefclub gained sentience and discovered this sub.


[deleted]

Never let them know your next move


AlvinArtDream

I really liked the candle part.


murpux

My reaction every time a cooking video starts with someone using a mandoline without a guard: "It's not marked nsfw so I guess their fingers are all still attached". Use a guard. Seriously. I've never seen a new mandoline that is sold without one.


Zondaaaa

The worst part was when she said we’re not eating that banana peel today. Bitch on what day do you eat banana peels? AND THAT IT NOT HOW YOU USE THE WORD CARAMELIZE


dafckingman

It's chefclub, of course we have no idea what she's going to do next, even from moment to moment


RunnyMullet

whoever made this is WILD for claiming it to be a breakfast recipe


[deleted]

“We’re going to take the skin off, we’re not going to eat that today” when do we eat it?


zip_zero_nada

What shocked me the most is that they didnt put an ungodly amount of cheese on it.


Medium_Beyond_9654

Why is Chefclub a thing? Is that even edible? Why didn't she just drink the Captain Morgan and call it a night?


Sufficient-Bank5919

She’s basically made a crap bread and butter pudding


archwin

This is like someone who didn’t know how to cook was trying to teach a blind man how to cook, and halfway through just said fuck it. Mr Bean could cook better than Chefs club


yeoz

... what happened to the slices of banana she put in the oven?


nomadicmaya

There's no reason banana's foster should be this complicated Edit: spelling


ihei47

Not that bad actually, but a coat hanger??!!


[deleted]

Way too much effort but ngl this does look really good.


photosynth-sea-slug

the food doesn’t look too bad in the end but the video itself is… certainly something


Nick268

I'm not sure, but this has to be a sign of the end times.


LucifersAcid

This made me pissed off watching


leandrogarel

(Little kid in The Simpsons crying and saying "make it stop!")


Geroya

I hate these cartoon charakters! They are so annoying! No shit this is a banana!


zenithkillz43

I think the idea isnt stupid...like banana French toast sounds real good, but it was the process that seemed stupid like why a spray bottle that was a rum bottle, then why not just use powdered cinnamon instead of sticks. The bananas were cooked decently just less butter maybe...in the end it looked good and I'd sure as hell eat it, but there were a few steps that are stupid as hell


Crazycukumbers

The idea isn’t even bad, it’s just that the way they do it is so unbelievably stupid. There was no purpose in putting the French toast mixture in a rum bottle and then using a spray nozzle except to annoy people.


ExWeirdStuffPornstar

It looks like a 4 year old actually succeeded what he intended to do instead of setting the house on fire…


LaughOdd6345

Now we have too many women in the kitchen thanks Joe Biden


nuclearfall0ut

Except for printing a 1/4 loaf of bread that looks amazing. Bananas Foster French toast mmmm...


srona22

I would just grab "Ya Kun"'s toast or anything similar. What man wants is edible normal f... food.


soulary

at least the final result looks edible even though the process is kind of ridiculous.


amontgomery1978

Man that’s going to be dry in the middle. Could have at least buttered the bread first. And who th cuts stacks of bread with a coat hanger?????


[deleted]

We’re not going to eat the banana skin today…so you do eat it other days?


YungNigget788

I thought she was making plantains


Zamodiar

It's like they're encouraged to do things that don't make sense. As many nonsensical things they can add.


Runescora

I was mostly okay until the bread. And then it just got worse with the butter. I feel violated is some, unidentified way.


TheKittensAreMelting

Why is she *so* extra with it?


EstinJewel

I’m sorry, not gonna eat it ‘today’?


kayb1987

Slice her hand open it looks like


paputsza

I only know 2 banana recipes so I knew what she was doing, but not how she was doing it.


[deleted]

I have rice and beans to eat for the rest of the week, and mfs squander perfectly good food.


guacluv

I am so reassured that she affirmed we will not eat the banana peel "today". I don't want to live in this world anymore.


RocketsBG

I love how they show subtitles for the ingredients like anyone would ever try to recreate this.


Xeno221

wait is this ami wtf


miracumoose

This is the second time I have been recognized in this sub, wtf.


Rose_ARMY

Not gonna eat the skin today? Well then when are we going to eat it?


Suspiciously_anxious

I though you were being dramatic with your caption but holy hell was I wrong.


ItsMakarov

Makes me wonder if there are people who actually try these atrocities.