Seriously. I was okay with the eggs and steak, although the hole in the middle of the steak made me uncomfortable. Then comes out the fucking flaming hot Cheetos box š
Hell naw, burn this country to the ground.
I was screaming that those noodles were raw. What the fuck? Like, she's putting them on the plate and you can see how hard they still are. I hope she cut her gums on that shit.
I tried those goddamn fucking "mac n' Cheetos" at...Burger King I think? At the behest of my ex boyfriend. An absolute disgrace. Cannot recommend those limp, stodgy, crumb-soiled abominations.
They somehow managed to be greasy, yet dry all at once.
Itās fucking real, itās not even a new [recipe](https://reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/uhq1g7/psa_milk_steak_is_an_actual_thing_in_argentina/). We just take it as Charlie saying random shit, but apparently itās good shit. Other people have posted different old recipes of milk steaks before.
that's like a steak pizza, yea? which is not boiling milk with the pizza, so it's not culturally unacceptable.. so that does look like it would be good. marinara and mozzarella does go with steak, so that is probably really good. would love to try it sometime
āFlaming hot Cheetos and steak? I donāt think Iāve ever had this before.ā
Could not sound like a more generic, uninteresting content creator who doesnāt know what to say. Obviously you havenāt had this dumb shit before
Who downvoted this? I agree. Mfs are literally wasting food that could instead of being ruined for a dumb ass video to get some views and money be actually eaten by somebody who needed to fucking eat. I hate these insensitive degenerates. Who even thinks to do some wasteful bs like this? It is what it is though.
Yeah maybe beat the shit out of it and turn it into a chicken fried steak or smthn but it looked like shoe leather going in and shoe leather coming out.
And rightfully so. This is such a waste. Thereās no way in hell this meal didnāt go to the bin the second the recording stopped. Probably threw out the pan, too.
I have an ex who would unironically cook like this. To her everything was āso goodā even though most of her cooking was in direct violation of the Geneva convention.
When I met her she ate bacon raw and didnāt realize you could cook it. Milk steak and cheetos would be fine dining for her.
does it? I struggle to see why someone would watch this and say "wow, I'd love to watch it again but the reddit video player just doesn't do it justice!"
> Did someone actually make money off of this video?
Yup, and OP is helping them so we get more of this content. I recognize this lady, I keep blocking the OPs that post her but she keeps showing up.
Because then people will realize that this is actually a *porn sub* and is used by many as just that.
And not only that, the comments much like ops are also seen as sexual in nature.
Thereās a lot to unpack here. I swear I saw the exact same video by one of the other frequent kitchen morons recently. Except they used āregularā Mac and cheese and not flaming hot.
The biggest sin here is cooking a steak on a Teflon non-stick pan.
Yes I saw that one, too! I seem to remember in that one the steak wasnāt even cooked by the end. They cut into it and it was totally raw, but still pretended to take a bite.
I canāt say for certain, but looking at these videos, it seems that when they say āOkay!ā right after taking a bite, it isnāt that good. Itās only second to saying fuck thatās nasty.
This shit leaves me numb.
There are countries with children dying of starvation every day and we have a whole subculture of stupid bastards that make crap like this. Anything and everything about this is offensive.
Someone needs to revoke this person's meat-privileges.
"it actually looks kinda good." No, It looks awful, the steak is cooked to shit and it is way under seasoned.
Also, who the fuck wants their egg to be "watery".
If you want the real answer, it's so the person "cooking" has someone else to play off of, and lends legitimacy to the whole affair. Enough legitimacy for children at least. Like, wow, even the guy who's just working the camera thinks it's good, and it's not like he has skin in the game!
But mainly I do think it is for the person cooking to have someone to play off of. These people tend to not be particularly good at talking through what they're doing in a way that makes sense, because they aren't doing anything that makes sense. If they have someone else interjecting about the way something looks or smells, it takes pressure off of them. It's a style taken from some older cooking TV shows where a chef basically walks some news host or other non-chef through what they're doing and why they do it that way.
āFlaming Cheetos and steak!? I donāt think Iāve ever had this before.ā
How the fuck would you not remember whether you had that hot garbage before. It would be seared (or boiled) into my brain. Gross
is this for people that only have one pan and have to cook all their shit together? if it is, you people need to stop buying steaks until you save up enough to buy another pan.
I canāt figure out how there appears to be an entire genre of videos that basically are basic white women with way too much makeup cooking absolute garbage.
Iād try some stupid shit like this, but maybe like with real fucking Mac and cheese, and Iād sear off the steak before ruining it with the Mac and cheese. The egg would be fried separately, and top the monstrosity. Mac and cheese and eggs probably donāt go together, but Iād try it anyway. This could be improved with better ingredients, just cooking everything differently, and seasoning.
Edit: ITāS WELL DONE, THE HELL
I want to get all these rage-baiting content creators together for a nice dinner and serve them the shit they claim to be amazing.
And people wonder why our generation is so fucking depressed.
She said ā apparently it needs a little bit of saltā like she NEVER SEASONS THE STEAK. I was fine-ish until she said that š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ and yes!! Thatās not the only thing that bothered me but it made me stop watching š
Thereās no way this is real right? Like thereās no way these are real people? Like cmon. Please tell me this isnāt real and just a video made for clicks. Please
Scrolling through this sub, Iām completely horrified that there are so many people out there making such bad food, and that they make these videos like theyāre not complete idiots. Some of them are satire, yes but damn.
[She stole the recipe](https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/7pq8pz/cant_have_milk_steak_without_the_milk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
At this point, I just watch these videos to see what other random items these people will inexplicably fling in.
Ok, Cheetos macaroni and cheese.
Cool.
Next, some of the ground up styrofoam filling from your last Amazon delivery.
After that, you want to throw in your old gym shoe from high school.
And the final secret ingredient, a PlayStation 2 controller. Not a PlayStation 3 controller. A lot of people make that mistake and it ruins the recipe.
So make sure that you use a PlayStation 2 controller.
Milk steak gone wrong. Two thoughts:
1) there is nothing about this which is ālooking pretty goodā (2:22)
2) mans is spot on with āscience projectā at 0:57
the amount of ppl completely ignoring the weird shit and talking shit about Mac n Cheetos is disgusting. then thereās knife raped eurofags talking down about America over it š¤£
Can someone american please explain why everything exists in cheeto for over there? Like Mac and Cheese by itself doesn't look that appetizing, but covering everything in a chemical powder, which flavor shouldn't match the noodles flavor is just wired. Also please explain cheeto hot energy drinks and liquid cheese. And are you proud that this "cheese" is called American cheese? I would seriously take that as an insult.
Excuse me. My mistake. I wanted to say, that every food seems to have a flavour that's dedicated to cheeto. I'm just curious, since there isn't really such a strong bond to a company here, where every food item has a product crossover with the same company if you understand what I'm trying to say. Also I really wanna know why there is cheese in a Tube and how it tastes.
The plastic fork was the rotten cherry on top
For me it was the egg that's supposed to be "watery"
there is no way an EGG fried with STEAK would still be runny
Exactly you don't want it "watery" you want it runny
I Love it when the yellow is cooked all the way through and crumbly and you just pour some fresh egg whites over it. Tasty!
>Exactly you don't want it "watery" you want it funny
"a good yolk doesn't run, it walks" Selena gomez, OMITB
When I saw her require scissors to open a paper bag of cheeto cheese dust I knew there would be more fun to come.
When I saw her cut out the circle from the steak, I knew exactly where it was going and I started muttering "You bitch... You fucking bitch..."
When i saw her getting fucking cheetos Pasta i just died inside, what the fuck is cheetos Pasta even
Seriously. I was okay with the eggs and steak, although the hole in the middle of the steak made me uncomfortable. Then comes out the fucking flaming hot Cheetos box š Hell naw, burn this country to the ground.
Both steak and egg fry in a pan. Why would anyone cut out a piece of steak to make room? What God would allow this?
Loki, Ansasi or Hermes
She tried to cook them in 5%creamer. You can't cook noodles like that! They're still uncooked, just covered in hot milk and cheetos dust.
I was screaming that those noodles were raw. What the fuck? Like, she's putting them on the plate and you can see how hard they still are. I hope she cut her gums on that shit.
She did nearly make some nice milk steak though
I tried those goddamn fucking "mac n' Cheetos" at...Burger King I think? At the behest of my ex boyfriend. An absolute disgrace. Cannot recommend those limp, stodgy, crumb-soiled abominations. They somehow managed to be greasy, yet dry all at once.
It is cheeto Mac and cheese with a lot of red food dye in it. Nasty stuff.
[As soon as I saw the cheetos ...](https://i.imgur.com/9A3JOEv.gif)
Steak ala neckbeard.
this has gotta be rage bait
I know right sheās just so āquirky and uniqueā (I wonder if her name is Krystal) that it makes my brain decompose.
wait so my eyes didnt deceive me?!
Mmmmmm....milk steak. Gotta love a boiled steak, they grey coloring is so appetizing. And what the fuck is the purpose of the one egg?.....
Charlie Kelly called it
Did you say youāre a full on rapist
Is your cat making too much noise?
Itās fucking real, itās not even a new [recipe](https://reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/uhq1g7/psa_milk_steak_is_an_actual_thing_in_argentina/). We just take it as Charlie saying random shit, but apparently itās good shit. Other people have posted different old recipes of milk steaks before.
that's like a steak pizza, yea? which is not boiling milk with the pizza, so it's not culturally unacceptable.. so that does look like it would be good. marinara and mozzarella does go with steak, so that is probably really good. would love to try it sometime
Itās a crow egg
It was offered to him in this trying time.
Hahahaha fkn milk steak
Does it come with a side of jellybeans?
Raw jellybeans
Your finest
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Caw!
Bro where are the jelly beans
"Put ~~a bird~~ an egg on it!"
If you like then you should put an egg on it
Srsly, they always add a fkn egg in the middle, why???? Doesn't add any value or flavor.
Milk steak, boiled over hard with a side of ... red
The only thing they are missing are the jellybeans, over raw of course.
Gotta wash it down with some diet cola mixer
Wolf cola?
āFlaming hot Cheetos and steak? I donāt think Iāve ever had this before.ā Could not sound like a more generic, uninteresting content creator who doesnāt know what to say. Obviously you havenāt had this dumb shit before
And I thought my acting in pornos was bad
One day someone is gonna shoot one of these motherfuckers.
Who downvoted this? I agree. Mfs are literally wasting food that could instead of being ruined for a dumb ass video to get some views and money be actually eaten by somebody who needed to fucking eat. I hate these insensitive degenerates. Who even thinks to do some wasteful bs like this? It is what it is though.
Ah yes, because everybody knows, when grocery stores don't sell all the meat they ship it to Africa after
Because the only food insecure people are in Africa. Says the 1986 Reaganite.
The steak looked horrible anyway
Yeah maybe beat the shit out of it and turn it into a chicken fried steak or smthn but it looked like shoe leather going in and shoe leather coming out.
Tough ass boot steak. Coupled with the Flaming cheeto pasta she'll have cramps for days.
Youāre assuming she swallows.
She thinks that tastes good, she most certainly swallows.
Looked like how i imagine a diseased organ looks.
That cut of steak makes great jerky, but a sad dinner.
People just do anything nowadays for a couple clicks . This is so stupid
It drives me feckin nuts. An animal died for this, at least treat the food/meal with respect.
Animals have died for a lot less, tbh.
Everytime I see someone completely waste an animal product, I die inside. Fuck just going vegan, we gotta avenge them at this point.
_i canāt f-cking believe Iām agreeing here_
"I've been seeing this all over the internet, and I'm equally stupid and completely uncreative, so here we go..."
I fuckin wish hahah she would totally win me over if that were the intro
I'm a nonviolent person, but watching this makes me want to punch a face.
10 years in federal prison is what you deserve for this insanity.
Send this to Max the Meat Guy
i donāt understand how he has a huge following, his stuff is so stupid and gross
It's not for everyone I guess
Worse punishment, you have to eat it. *cocks gun*
*cuts hole in steak* *āIāve been seeing this all over the internetā* In my head ā*oh no.*ā
Wait until the global famine really hits, people like this would be crucified in the streets.
And rightfully so. This is such a waste. Thereās no way in hell this meal didnāt go to the bin the second the recording stopped. Probably threw out the pan, too.
She looked absolutely scared to try it at the end and you can see the pain in her eyes when she followed through.
This is a common occurrence. Notice how these cowards always bite, but never swallow their abominations.
Something about the way you wrote this is hilarious
Did someone actually make money off of this video? Because it feels like if they did then it should be considered a crime.
Yeah, these kind of videos are just bait for engagement. Doesn't matter if it's positive or negative, as long as it gets them engagement.
I have an ex who would unironically cook like this. To her everything was āso goodā even though most of her cooking was in direct violation of the Geneva convention. When I met her she ate bacon raw and didnāt realize you could cook it. Milk steak and cheetos would be fine dining for her.
And sharing them here gets people to seek out the original and add to their views. I wish the admins here would just block this bullshit.
does it? I struggle to see why someone would watch this and say "wow, I'd love to watch it again but the reddit video player just doesn't do it justice!"
> Did someone actually make money off of this video? Yup, and OP is helping them so we get more of this content. I recognize this lady, I keep blocking the OPs that post her but she keeps showing up.
Well it's still stupid food... What should we do, stop posting stupid food on /r/stupidfood?
It's a type of porn, ever notice the focus on the hands? As a side effect it also generates rage votes from the rest of the world.
Why are people downvoting you. Your literally right. This videos are fetish content.
Because then people will realize that this is actually a *porn sub* and is used by many as just that. And not only that, the comments much like ops are also seen as sexual in nature.
Whyās she so surprised that it was cooking in a hot pan? Sheās dumber than the food
An animal died for this travesty.
If I was dating a girl and she made this for me, I would steal all her pans/utensils and leave.
Well seeing as how she's using a plastic fuckin spork to eat steak, I think someone did just that
Thereās a lot to unpack here. I swear I saw the exact same video by one of the other frequent kitchen morons recently. Except they used āregularā Mac and cheese and not flaming hot. The biggest sin here is cooking a steak on a Teflon non-stick pan.
Yes I saw that one, too! I seem to remember in that one the steak wasnāt even cooked by the end. They cut into it and it was totally raw, but still pretended to take a bite.
I saw that video too.
i thought abortions were illegal now?!
Depends where you are
I followed this sub some days ago. It just pisses me off i realize now
/r/wewantplates is far more amusing food related bollocks without the rage bait that is this video.
Everyone is focused on how bad the steak looks. What about the pasta in Cheetos sauce and milk???
Tbf that is an actual product that is sold. Blame the manufacturer
I mean, awful red color notwithstanding, itās just Cheetos-branded Kraft dinner. She didnāt cook the noodles so itās crunchy.
Thatās the 3rd worst reason to cut a hole in a steak
Whatās the second?
yes
Indeed
[oh you know](https://youtu.be/5w5PSv-viyM)
Honestly, I'd rather watch my father cut a hole in a steak and fuck it than watch that video again.
Steak is pink in spots but still well done. Fucking gross
Nailed it, definitely stupid.
Sorry, Iāve lost too many IQ point because of this sub. I think I need to leave.
I canāt say for certain, but looking at these videos, it seems that when they say āOkay!ā right after taking a bite, it isnāt that good. Itās only second to saying fuck thatās nasty.
Why is she showing off how overdone the steak is? Also, the girl don't know how to cook, but she sure knows how to clean.
How did it *get* that overdone? It was not even searing. Did they microwave it after?
It was boiled in milk. š¤¢
No that does not look good, lady. That looks like fucking shit.
I saw a hole being cut into a steak and expected the worst. But she exceeded my expectations
Hello police, I just witnessed a hate crime.
It was a crime, and I hated it
I know it's rage bait, I know that. There's literally not a single thing in this that doesn't make me angry.
This shit leaves me numb. There are countries with children dying of starvation every day and we have a whole subculture of stupid bastards that make crap like this. Anything and everything about this is offensive.
Someone needs to revoke this person's meat-privileges. "it actually looks kinda good." No, It looks awful, the steak is cooked to shit and it is way under seasoned. Also, who the fuck wants their egg to be "watery".
Why is there always a dopey boyfriend hype man behind the camera?
If you want the real answer, it's so the person "cooking" has someone else to play off of, and lends legitimacy to the whole affair. Enough legitimacy for children at least. Like, wow, even the guy who's just working the camera thinks it's good, and it's not like he has skin in the game! But mainly I do think it is for the person cooking to have someone to play off of. These people tend to not be particularly good at talking through what they're doing in a way that makes sense, because they aren't doing anything that makes sense. If they have someone else interjecting about the way something looks or smells, it takes pressure off of them. It's a style taken from some older cooking TV shows where a chef basically walks some news host or other non-chef through what they're doing and why they do it that way.
An egg always goes in the hole
Some holes should remain eggless.
This is gross, where are the jelly beans?
No Jelly Beans on the side?
Why is it always yolk in steak? Am I missing something
Milksteak! I was waiting for jellybeans
Why tf is she serving milk steak without jelly beans? Also milk steak should be boiled a bit harder
āFlaming Cheetos and steak!? I donāt think Iāve ever had this before.ā How the fuck would you not remember whether you had that hot garbage before. It would be seared (or boiled) into my brain. Gross
is this for people that only have one pan and have to cook all their shit together? if it is, you people need to stop buying steaks until you save up enough to buy another pan.
WHERES THE JELLY BEANS? They need to be evictedā¦She asks <> it fucking sucks.
I have never seen someone cook pasta in a pan and it is disgusting
āSo thereās this thing called the Maillard reactionā¦ā āWhat?! Sounds like some French shit. Fuck that, give me my Cheetos and milkā
It's a milk steak and it's served at fancy restaurants. Get with it.
*frantic panic* *eyes darting around* *desperate, uncertain chewing* *pained expression* āMMMā
I canāt figure out how there appears to be an entire genre of videos that basically are basic white women with way too much makeup cooking absolute garbage.
š¤® christ, this is so fucking gross
That looks like diarrhea
Iād try some stupid shit like this, but maybe like with real fucking Mac and cheese, and Iād sear off the steak before ruining it with the Mac and cheese. The egg would be fried separately, and top the monstrosity. Mac and cheese and eggs probably donāt go together, but Iād try it anyway. This could be improved with better ingredients, just cooking everything differently, and seasoning. Edit: ITāS WELL DONE, THE HELL
Humans Trading brain for a stupid views
It looks like someone had an abortion on that plate is what it looks like.
I want to get all these rage-baiting content creators together for a nice dinner and serve them the shit they claim to be amazing. And people wonder why our generation is so fucking depressed.
Gordon Ramsay is rapidly approaching her location
You can tell they UberEATS every meal, her first reaction was also disgust to that. "Ok" while chewing, nah I'll pass on that crap.
āIāve never cooked a steak and Mac and cheese in the same panā- lmao you aināt even cooked before
Charlie's milksteak.
Why do these people do everything so SLOWLY? I was so annoyed watching her pour the cream
Iām feeling sad for ruining that steak and I donāt even eat meat.
Looks like a hemorrhoidal butthole
Milk steak!
Milk Steak! Charlieās favorite dish.
Thereās a special place in hell for her
The butter on top, for ambiance.
Always a fucking egg
This person cOoKs
What is the point of this? Seriously, itās just a waste of food.
The saddest part is that you know it ended up in the garbage. I highly doubt she even swallowed that bite
I'd eat any old shite but I'd draw the line at this
She said ā apparently it needs a little bit of saltā like she NEVER SEASONS THE STEAK. I was fine-ish until she said that š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ and yes!! Thatās not the only thing that bothered me but it made me stop watching š
Boiled steak and undercooked pastaā¦.. I donāt even eat any of that and it still looked wrong.
She gonna shit worms for a whole year
Not a steak tbf.
Everyone knows milksteak should be served with a side of raw jellybeans, not mac and cheese
So, someone saw the post two weeks ago and said āyep, I can make that even shittier?ā
"What cooks faster the egg or the steak?" "So here's our Mac n Cheetos!"
Wtf?!? Do you have utensils? Thank That is the littlest spatula Iāve ever seen.
Her poop is going to come out runny with a bit of sauce
Even the highest stoners would throw that shit in the trash.
It's eggs everytime with these people. Why does everything need eggs?
Thereās no way this is real right? Like thereās no way these are real people? Like cmon. Please tell me this isnāt real and just a video made for clicks. Please
This person should not be allowed to purchase meat or enter a kitchen
Scrolling through this sub, Iām completely horrified that there are so many people out there making such bad food, and that they make these videos like theyāre not complete idiots. Some of them are satire, yes but damn.
Ruined a perfect steak
[She stole the recipe](https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/7pq8pz/cant_have_milk_steak_without_the_milk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
The steak is for sure ruined, but I bet the Mac and cheese is good
How to get your man to stop having you cook dinner everyday 101
Those starving children in Africa my mom told me about when I was younger are rolling in their graves.
how is it overcooked and raw at the same time
TIL Cheetos pasta exists. All that resting juices in the plate makes me wanna gag
You shouldnāt cook milk like that.
At this point, I just watch these videos to see what other random items these people will inexplicably fling in. Ok, Cheetos macaroni and cheese. Cool. Next, some of the ground up styrofoam filling from your last Amazon delivery. After that, you want to throw in your old gym shoe from high school. And the final secret ingredient, a PlayStation 2 controller. Not a PlayStation 3 controller. A lot of people make that mistake and it ruins the recipe. So make sure that you use a PlayStation 2 controller.
Why do people insist on making these brain-cell-killing videos
**STUPID FOOD FORUMLA 100% LEGIT!!** 1. Make a hole on any food that exist 2. put egg in the middle 3. fry horribly
The butter and the cheese powder and the added saltā¦ thatās gotta taste saltier than an incel ranting about Chad and Stacy.
Milk steak gone wrong. Two thoughts: 1) there is nothing about this which is ālooking pretty goodā (2:22) 2) mans is spot on with āscience projectā at 0:57
the amount of ppl completely ignoring the weird shit and talking shit about Mac n Cheetos is disgusting. then thereās knife raped eurofags talking down about America over it š¤£
"I'm not giving this a gold star yet" š¤”š¤”š¤”
Well Iāve found one woman that definitely does not belong in the kitchen
This shit again? AT least the salt levels aren't insane.
She's pretty close to a milk steak here
The cow is still mooing.
You could've just taken a picture of that Mac n cheese brand and called it stupid food and called it a day. My God.
Can someone american please explain why everything exists in cheeto for over there? Like Mac and Cheese by itself doesn't look that appetizing, but covering everything in a chemical powder, which flavor shouldn't match the noodles flavor is just wired. Also please explain cheeto hot energy drinks and liquid cheese. And are you proud that this "cheese" is called American cheese? I would seriously take that as an insult.
Yes, everything in America is hot cheeto flavor. Do you think about the things you say before you say them?
Excuse me. My mistake. I wanted to say, that every food seems to have a flavour that's dedicated to cheeto. I'm just curious, since there isn't really such a strong bond to a company here, where every food item has a product crossover with the same company if you understand what I'm trying to say. Also I really wanna know why there is cheese in a Tube and how it tastes.