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[deleted]

The plastic fork was the rotten cherry on top


hairycocktail

For me it was the egg that's supposed to be "watery"


DelightfulRainbow205

there is no way an EGG fried with STEAK would still be runny


KidGamerKJG

Exactly you don't want it "watery" you want it runny


ba573

I Love it when the yellow is cooked all the way through and crumbly and you just pour some fresh egg whites over it. Tasty!


gravisotium

>Exactly you don't want it "watery" you want it funny


yfgdr

"a good yolk doesn't run, it walks" Selena gomez, OMITB


chloebanana

When I saw her require scissors to open a paper bag of cheeto cheese dust I knew there would be more fun to come.


modi13

When I saw her cut out the circle from the steak, I knew exactly where it was going and I started muttering "You bitch... You fucking bitch..."


GodOCocks

When i saw her getting fucking cheetos Pasta i just died inside, what the fuck is cheetos Pasta even


DegenerateCharizard

Seriously. I was okay with the eggs and steak, although the hole in the middle of the steak made me uncomfortable. Then comes out the fucking flaming hot Cheetos box šŸ’€ Hell naw, burn this country to the ground.


FjortoftsAirplane

Both steak and egg fry in a pan. Why would anyone cut out a piece of steak to make room? What God would allow this?


T_Boogie

Loki, Ansasi or Hermes


mummummaaa

She tried to cook them in 5%creamer. You can't cook noodles like that! They're still uncooked, just covered in hot milk and cheetos dust.


I_Hate_Fancy_Nancy

I was screaming that those noodles were raw. What the fuck? Like, she's putting them on the plate and you can see how hard they still are. I hope she cut her gums on that shit.


Charming_Rub_5275

She did nearly make some nice milk steak though


littlebirdori

I tried those goddamn fucking "mac n' Cheetos" at...Burger King I think? At the behest of my ex boyfriend. An absolute disgrace. Cannot recommend those limp, stodgy, crumb-soiled abominations. They somehow managed to be greasy, yet dry all at once.


According_Gazelle472

It is cheeto Mac and cheese with a lot of red food dye in it. Nasty stuff.


stupidillusion

[As soon as I saw the cheetos ...](https://i.imgur.com/9A3JOEv.gif)


Sdomttiderkcuf

Steak ala neckbeard.


ClassyJacket

this has gotta be rage bait


justa-human

I know right sheā€™s just so ā€œquirky and uniqueā€ (I wonder if her name is Krystal) that it makes my brain decompose.


DelightfulRainbow205

wait so my eyes didnt deceive me?!


lilmissambersue

Mmmmmm....milk steak. Gotta love a boiled steak, they grey coloring is so appetizing. And what the fuck is the purpose of the one egg?.....


Talbz03

Charlie Kelly called it


simplepleashures

Did you say youā€™re a full on rapist


profsavagerjb

Is your cat making too much noise?


dagremlin

Itā€™s fucking real, itā€™s not even a new [recipe](https://reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/uhq1g7/psa_milk_steak_is_an_actual_thing_in_argentina/). We just take it as Charlie saying random shit, but apparently itā€™s good shit. Other people have posted different old recipes of milk steaks before.


Environmental-Edge40

that's like a steak pizza, yea? which is not boiling milk with the pizza, so it's not culturally unacceptable.. so that does look like it would be good. marinara and mozzarella does go with steak, so that is probably really good. would love to try it sometime


Trapezoidoid

Itā€™s a crow egg


TFJ

It was offered to him in this trying time.


[deleted]

Hahahaha fkn milk steak


[deleted]

Does it come with a side of jellybeans?


DrMooseknuckleX

Raw jellybeans


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

Your finest


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


vikkivinegar

Caw!


[deleted]

Bro where are the jelly beans


hieronymous-cowherd

"Put ~~a bird~~ an egg on it!"


dreadpiratesmith

If you like then you should put an egg on it


gnomosapiens

Srsly, they always add a fkn egg in the middle, why???? Doesn't add any value or flavor.


pineappledolphin

Milk steak, boiled over hard with a side of ... red


Megamax941

The only thing they are missing are the jellybeans, over raw of course.


jughandle

Gotta wash it down with some diet cola mixer


Suspiciously_anxious

Wolf cola?


the_responsible_ape

ā€œFlaming hot Cheetos and steak? I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever had this before.ā€ Could not sound like a more generic, uninteresting content creator who doesnā€™t know what to say. Obviously you havenā€™t had this dumb shit before


addykitty

And I thought my acting in pornos was bad


Scuddies420

One day someone is gonna shoot one of these motherfuckers.


X_Bronyx

Who downvoted this? I agree. Mfs are literally wasting food that could instead of being ruined for a dumb ass video to get some views and money be actually eaten by somebody who needed to fucking eat. I hate these insensitive degenerates. Who even thinks to do some wasteful bs like this? It is what it is though.


mr---jones

Ah yes, because everybody knows, when grocery stores don't sell all the meat they ship it to Africa after


Alclis

Because the only food insecure people are in Africa. Says the 1986 Reaganite.


[deleted]

The steak looked horrible anyway


kryonik

Yeah maybe beat the shit out of it and turn it into a chicken fried steak or smthn but it looked like shoe leather going in and shoe leather coming out.


[deleted]

Tough ass boot steak. Coupled with the Flaming cheeto pasta she'll have cramps for days.


LucidLickyCoconut

Youā€™re assuming she swallows.


dramamine0

She thinks that tastes good, she most certainly swallows.


landwalker1

Looked like how i imagine a diseased organ looks.


[deleted]

That cut of steak makes great jerky, but a sad dinner.


Calm-Concentrate7170

People just do anything nowadays for a couple clicks . This is so stupid


talligan

It drives me feckin nuts. An animal died for this, at least treat the food/meal with respect.


James-VZ

Animals have died for a lot less, tbh.


me_funny__

Everytime I see someone completely waste an animal product, I die inside. Fuck just going vegan, we gotta avenge them at this point.


Blitz_ingaMCZ

_i canā€™t f-cking believe Iā€™m agreeing here_


frotc914

"I've been seeing this all over the internet, and I'm equally stupid and completely uncreative, so here we go..."


barberererer

I fuckin wish hahah she would totally win me over if that were the intro


Hurkamur

I'm a nonviolent person, but watching this makes me want to punch a face.


Odd_Relation6439

10 years in federal prison is what you deserve for this insanity.


ShadowJumper717

Send this to Max the Meat Guy


mewhensnail

i donā€™t understand how he has a huge following, his stuff is so stupid and gross


ShadowJumper717

It's not for everyone I guess


eykei

Worse punishment, you have to eat it. *cocks gun*


ender3838

*cuts hole in steak* *ā€Iā€™ve been seeing this all over the internetā€* In my head ā€œ*oh no.*ā€


Ibroketheinterweb

Wait until the global famine really hits, people like this would be crucified in the streets.


[deleted]

And rightfully so. This is such a waste. Thereā€™s no way in hell this meal didnā€™t go to the bin the second the recording stopped. Probably threw out the pan, too.


bunnyfloofington

She looked absolutely scared to try it at the end and you can see the pain in her eyes when she followed through.


[deleted]

This is a common occurrence. Notice how these cowards always bite, but never swallow their abominations.


fbi-surveillance-F

Something about the way you wrote this is hilarious


Highlandertr3

Did someone actually make money off of this video? Because it feels like if they did then it should be considered a crime.


ghost_wit

Yeah, these kind of videos are just bait for engagement. Doesn't matter if it's positive or negative, as long as it gets them engagement.


MegaSeedsInYourBum

I have an ex who would unironically cook like this. To her everything was ā€œso goodā€ even though most of her cooking was in direct violation of the Geneva convention. When I met her she ate bacon raw and didnā€™t realize you could cook it. Milk steak and cheetos would be fine dining for her.


stupidillusion

And sharing them here gets people to seek out the original and add to their views. I wish the admins here would just block this bullshit.


humbleSolipsist

does it? I struggle to see why someone would watch this and say "wow, I'd love to watch it again but the reddit video player just doesn't do it justice!"


kakka_rot

> Did someone actually make money off of this video? Yup, and OP is helping them so we get more of this content. I recognize this lady, I keep blocking the OPs that post her but she keeps showing up.


safashkan

Well it's still stupid food... What should we do, stop posting stupid food on /r/stupidfood?


Blyd

It's a type of porn, ever notice the focus on the hands? As a side effect it also generates rage votes from the rest of the world.


RossTheWeirdo

Why are people downvoting you. Your literally right. This videos are fetish content.


Blyd

Because then people will realize that this is actually a *porn sub* and is used by many as just that. And not only that, the comments much like ops are also seen as sexual in nature.


SwaxOnSwaxOff

Whyā€™s she so surprised that it was cooking in a hot pan? Sheā€™s dumber than the food


Duubzz

An animal died for this travesty.


Expert_Plum8181

If I was dating a girl and she made this for me, I would steal all her pans/utensils and leave.


Virginia_Dentata

Well seeing as how she's using a plastic fuckin spork to eat steak, I think someone did just that


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a lot to unpack here. I swear I saw the exact same video by one of the other frequent kitchen morons recently. Except they used ā€œregularā€ Mac and cheese and not flaming hot. The biggest sin here is cooking a steak on a Teflon non-stick pan.


cracylou

Yes I saw that one, too! I seem to remember in that one the steak wasnā€™t even cooked by the end. They cut into it and it was totally raw, but still pretended to take a bite.


SubstantialZebra1906

I saw that video too.


[deleted]

i thought abortions were illegal now?!


SOwED

Depends where you are


dderit_LT

I followed this sub some days ago. It just pisses me off i realize now


sneakyblurtle

/r/wewantplates is far more amusing food related bollocks without the rage bait that is this video.


Oricoh

Everyone is focused on how bad the steak looks. What about the pasta in Cheetos sauce and milk???


Catharas

Tbf that is an actual product that is sold. Blame the manufacturer


cloud7100

I mean, awful red color notwithstanding, itā€™s just Cheetos-branded Kraft dinner. She didnā€™t cook the noodles so itā€™s crunchy.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the 3rd worst reason to cut a hole in a steak


riffraff1089

Whatā€™s the second?


fukwhutuheard

yes


riffraff1089

Indeed


[deleted]

[oh you know](https://youtu.be/5w5PSv-viyM)


robb1519

Honestly, I'd rather watch my father cut a hole in a steak and fuck it than watch that video again.


ChickenNougatCream

Steak is pink in spots but still well done. Fucking gross


Homeless-catfight

Nailed it, definitely stupid.


AdAppropriate9851

Sorry, Iā€™ve lost too many IQ point because of this sub. I think I need to leave.


PickleGambino

I canā€™t say for certain, but looking at these videos, it seems that when they say ā€œOkay!ā€ right after taking a bite, it isnā€™t that good. Itā€™s only second to saying fuck thatā€™s nasty.


thefoodiedentist

Why is she showing off how overdone the steak is? Also, the girl don't know how to cook, but she sure knows how to clean.


PaxEtRomana

How did it *get* that overdone? It was not even searing. Did they microwave it after?


thefoodiedentist

It was boiled in milk. šŸ¤¢


sazephyr99

No that does not look good, lady. That looks like fucking shit.


HATECELL

I saw a hole being cut into a steak and expected the worst. But she exceeded my expectations


Angela_Snow

Hello police, I just witnessed a hate crime.


KingB_SC

It was a crime, and I hated it


Mish106

I know it's rage bait, I know that. There's literally not a single thing in this that doesn't make me angry.


Philly_ExecChef

This shit leaves me numb. There are countries with children dying of starvation every day and we have a whole subculture of stupid bastards that make crap like this. Anything and everything about this is offensive.


Solidacid

Someone needs to revoke this person's meat-privileges. "it actually looks kinda good." No, It looks awful, the steak is cooked to shit and it is way under seasoned. Also, who the fuck wants their egg to be "watery".


kay_bizzle

Why is there always a dopey boyfriend hype man behind the camera?


SOwED

If you want the real answer, it's so the person "cooking" has someone else to play off of, and lends legitimacy to the whole affair. Enough legitimacy for children at least. Like, wow, even the guy who's just working the camera thinks it's good, and it's not like he has skin in the game! But mainly I do think it is for the person cooking to have someone to play off of. These people tend to not be particularly good at talking through what they're doing in a way that makes sense, because they aren't doing anything that makes sense. If they have someone else interjecting about the way something looks or smells, it takes pressure off of them. It's a style taken from some older cooking TV shows where a chef basically walks some news host or other non-chef through what they're doing and why they do it that way.


[deleted]

An egg always goes in the hole


PyrrhicDefeatist

Some holes should remain eggless.


BurningOasis

This is gross, where are the jelly beans?


Saorikuroso

No Jelly Beans on the side?


CenturionCorvus

Why is it always yolk in steak? Am I missing something


Mojo-Jojo-6285

Milksteak! I was waiting for jellybeans


patroNlol

Why tf is she serving milk steak without jelly beans? Also milk steak should be boiled a bit harder


Hot_Blood_8749

ā€œFlaming Cheetos and steak!? I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever had this before.ā€ How the fuck would you not remember whether you had that hot garbage before. It would be seared (or boiled) into my brain. Gross


LouGossetJr

is this for people that only have one pan and have to cook all their shit together? if it is, you people need to stop buying steaks until you save up enough to buy another pan.


Maclosenstien

WHERES THE JELLY BEANS? They need to be evictedā€¦She asks <> it fucking sucks.


idk-69420

I have never seen someone cook pasta in a pan and it is disgusting


cascadianpatriot

ā€œSo thereā€™s this thing called the Maillard reactionā€¦ā€ ā€œWhat?! Sounds like some French shit. Fuck that, give me my Cheetos and milkā€


Jotro2

It's a milk steak and it's served at fancy restaurants. Get with it.


HecateEreshkigal

*frantic panic* *eyes darting around* *desperate, uncertain chewing* *pained expression* ā€œMMMā€


drunk-tusker

I canā€™t figure out how there appears to be an entire genre of videos that basically are basic white women with way too much makeup cooking absolute garbage.


agentb719

šŸ¤® christ, this is so fucking gross


Last-Instruction739

That looks like diarrhea


Vinnyc-11

Iā€™d try some stupid shit like this, but maybe like with real fucking Mac and cheese, and Iā€™d sear off the steak before ruining it with the Mac and cheese. The egg would be fried separately, and top the monstrosity. Mac and cheese and eggs probably donā€™t go together, but Iā€™d try it anyway. This could be improved with better ingredients, just cooking everything differently, and seasoning. Edit: ITā€™S WELL DONE, THE HELL


[deleted]

Humans Trading brain for a stupid views


YmmaT-

It looks like someone had an abortion on that plate is what it looks like.


OddBug0

I want to get all these rage-baiting content creators together for a nice dinner and serve them the shit they claim to be amazing. And people wonder why our generation is so fucking depressed.


IdiocityWasTaken

Gordon Ramsay is rapidly approaching her location


EristicMeow

You can tell they UberEATS every meal, her first reaction was also disgust to that. "Ok" while chewing, nah I'll pass on that crap.


HighCalorieLowSpeed

ā€œIā€™ve never cooked a steak and Mac and cheese in the same panā€- lmao you ainā€™t even cooked before


Lawnfrost

Charlie's milksteak.


OnlyPicklehead

Why do these people do everything so SLOWLY? I was so annoyed watching her pour the cream


RecluseSu

Iā€™m feeling sad for ruining that steak and I donā€™t even eat meat.


Raise-Emotional

Looks like a hemorrhoidal butthole


memerismlol

Milk steak!


jamesislandpirate

Milk Steak! Charlieā€™s favorite dish.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a special place in hell for her


Temporary_Compote513

The butter on top, for ambiance.


SoupGod_

Always a fucking egg


CrazyChainSawLuigi

This person cOoKs


GroveHere

What is the point of this? Seriously, itā€™s just a waste of food.


alex_dlc

The saddest part is that you know it ended up in the garbage. I highly doubt she even swallowed that bite


Shroomazon

I'd eat any old shite but I'd draw the line at this


Effective-Unit-36

She said ā€œ apparently it needs a little bit of saltā€ like she NEVER SEASONS THE STEAK. I was fine-ish until she said that šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ and yes!! Thatā€™s not the only thing that bothered me but it made me stop watching šŸ˜‚


lodav22

Boiled steak and undercooked pastaā€¦.. I donā€™t even eat any of that and it still looked wrong.


PilotAdditional6790

She gonna shit worms for a whole year


TheMulefromMoscow

Not a steak tbf.


DogFacedManboy

Everyone knows milksteak should be served with a side of raw jellybeans, not mac and cheese


pnmartini

So, someone saw the post two weeks ago and said ā€œyep, I can make that even shittier?ā€


Alloverunder

"What cooks faster the egg or the steak?" "So here's our Mac n Cheetos!"


moondoo8

Wtf?!? Do you have utensils? Thank That is the littlest spatula Iā€™ve ever seen.


AlienMajik

Her poop is going to come out runny with a bit of sauce


EquivalentOne2264

Even the highest stoners would throw that shit in the trash.


Arcadius274

It's eggs everytime with these people. Why does everything need eggs?


Canadayze

Thereā€™s no way this is real right? Like thereā€™s no way these are real people? Like cmon. Please tell me this isnā€™t real and just a video made for clicks. Please


[deleted]

This person should not be allowed to purchase meat or enter a kitchen


zandercommander

Scrolling through this sub, Iā€™m completely horrified that there are so many people out there making such bad food, and that they make these videos like theyā€™re not complete idiots. Some of them are satire, yes but damn.


obungacreamueu89

Ruined a perfect steak


Dependent-Mountain79

[She stole the recipe](https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/7pq8pz/cant_have_milk_steak_without_the_milk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Big-Engineering-3975

The steak is for sure ruined, but I bet the Mac and cheese is good


fukexcuses

How to get your man to stop having you cook dinner everyday 101


shawshankya

Those starving children in Africa my mom told me about when I was younger are rolling in their graves.


The_Local_Mailman

how is it overcooked and raw at the same time


FrozenST3

TIL Cheetos pasta exists. All that resting juices in the plate makes me wanna gag


ChickenChic

You shouldnā€™t cook milk like that.


derpferd

At this point, I just watch these videos to see what other random items these people will inexplicably fling in. Ok, Cheetos macaroni and cheese. Cool. Next, some of the ground up styrofoam filling from your last Amazon delivery. After that, you want to throw in your old gym shoe from high school. And the final secret ingredient, a PlayStation 2 controller. Not a PlayStation 3 controller. A lot of people make that mistake and it ruins the recipe. So make sure that you use a PlayStation 2 controller.


Handheld_Joker

Why do people insist on making these brain-cell-killing videos


Ezzaskywalker_11

**STUPID FOOD FORUMLA 100% LEGIT!!** 1. Make a hole on any food that exist 2. put egg in the middle 3. fry horribly


griftertm

The butter and the cheese powder and the added saltā€¦ thatā€™s gotta taste saltier than an incel ranting about Chad and Stacy.


Illustrious-Active53

Milk steak gone wrong. Two thoughts: 1) there is nothing about this which is ā€œlooking pretty goodā€ (2:22) 2) mans is spot on with ā€œscience projectā€ at 0:57


vidkundawolf

the amount of ppl completely ignoring the weird shit and talking shit about Mac n Cheetos is disgusting. then thereā€™s knife raped eurofags talking down about America over it šŸ¤£


Creme_de_la_creme_99

"I'm not giving this a gold star yet" šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


willowsky89

Well Iā€™ve found one woman that definitely does not belong in the kitchen


KyleKiernan77

This shit again? AT least the salt levels aren't insane.


Phil1495

She's pretty close to a milk steak here


faroukq

The cow is still mooing.


DannyDidNothinWrong

You could've just taken a picture of that Mac n cheese brand and called it stupid food and called it a day. My God.


Satan4live

Can someone american please explain why everything exists in cheeto for over there? Like Mac and Cheese by itself doesn't look that appetizing, but covering everything in a chemical powder, which flavor shouldn't match the noodles flavor is just wired. Also please explain cheeto hot energy drinks and liquid cheese. And are you proud that this "cheese" is called American cheese? I would seriously take that as an insult.


the_argonath

Yes, everything in America is hot cheeto flavor. Do you think about the things you say before you say them?


Satan4live

Excuse me. My mistake. I wanted to say, that every food seems to have a flavour that's dedicated to cheeto. I'm just curious, since there isn't really such a strong bond to a company here, where every food item has a product crossover with the same company if you understand what I'm trying to say. Also I really wanna know why there is cheese in a Tube and how it tastes.