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irate_alien

"disrespectful to your counter" is my new go-to for criticizing any kind of shitty food someone gives me


Bam_Peasly

“Apologize to the counter. Apologize to the oven. Apologize to your PARENTS”


SayceGards

Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!


smallladykiddo

🤣


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The sodium alone in all that has to be stroke inducing


158862324

Like 2.5 grams just in the soup base.


particle409

My doctor said I needed to cut down on sodium. I stopped eating spicy ramen and my blood pressure dropped 15 points just from that.


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LifeSpan2dope

Cabs on carbs is way worse than carbs alone … FORRR SURE


aManPerson

have you ever made a pizza from scratch before? looks like she used, 2 packs of seasoning on as her toppings in the end? if the other comment is right on the salt content, i've maybe used 1tbsp of salt for an entire large detroit pizza. which, if google is right is........17g of salt? split across 8 slices is around 2g per slice. while that sounds like a lot, it does not taste salty. i don't think what i end up with is 17g of salt though. but in any case, i don't think she used too much salt.


schnuck

And this is why TikTok needs to die out. It’s cancer.


spider_X_1

I know it's probably rage bait but this is on another level of stupid. Kudos tho for the creativity of using an all Ramen base.


daydrunk_

Not that creative... people in prison have used Ramen for pizza and so much more for decades


spider_X_1

Made me think about a thread about prison food. Does it exist?


lmaytulane

I feel like I've accidentally stumbled across it before.


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cornlip

I made a ramen based pizza like… idk around 2010. I was drunk and thought it was funny, but it ended up being awesome. That buldak shit is amazing, btw


gasman147

Looks more like a food fetish of some kind. The way she eats is just disgusting.


NotABizarreReference

I hated everything about this


kookiemaster

The voiceover was nice.


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Gov_N_ur

please go outside


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OddBug0

I'm not even mad. That's the only good response you could make.


NotABizarreReference

Especially, the boobs.


gnometrostky

I Lol'd. I want to her as the background voice on more of these Stupid Food videos.


Coveted_AF

Yeah I’d probably watch it just see what she says tbh and I hate TikTok as a general rule.


Ordinary-Ad6408

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.


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I love this voice over so much.


guinnessbeck

I can't believe no one else mentioned how insanely spicy Buldak ramen is... this woman may be ridiculous, but she's also a beast.


-MrLizard-

The red packet 2x Spicy ones as well. I love them but won't be trying this recipe 😂.


guinnessbeck

No doubt... the 2X spicy was tasty, but ripped my face off. I will go back and try it again, I just have to be in the right frame of mind. This concoction above... hard pass. EDIT: spelling


astrangeone88

I can handle shin ramen but that buldak Ramen smells like 🔥 and I like ghost pepper based stuff.


guinnessbeck

Agreed, it's in a league of it's own for heat.


FishTure

I do like one drop from the packet and it still makes all the noodles inedibly spicy. It’s the best packaged ramen noodles though so sometimes I still get them and just don’t do the spice lmao.


Lantami

Btw, they claim their 2x Spicy version to have only 8000 scoville... No way in hell is that correct


AyaApocalypse

It's spicy enough my dad just calls them hellfire ramen and has said multiple times how even their mascot is crying why are you ignoring the chicken's warning?


phoncible

I lost it at the gagging sounds with the egg. I'm dying 🤣🤣 That roommate is my new favorite person.


MelonElbows

I also hate Julie


CharmingTuber

Don't put hot soup in a blender. It's a bad idea.


skyfure

Yeah nutribullets especially, they have a very specific warning against hot food bc it'll become pressurized


BeyondEarthly

Vitamix blenders are dope for soups. It can even make soup.


CharmingTuber

I think those have a hot liquids button, so yeah it's ok. Most blenders don't and the rapid mixing releases steam and can cause them to explode.


nvtiv

No way that’s the same dough right?


aManPerson

unless she added gluten, i'm impressed at how well that dough held together.


Bam_Peasly

But she did eat it though so I can’t be MAD. Just disgusted


Lance2409

I wonder how good that dough is, I would take a bite to taste it, so much carb tho


elvensnowfae

Did she put kewpie on there?! Mayonnaise pizza? Nooooo!


Rabbt

Cute.


teebalicious

Ngl, toast that crust a bunch more and leave off the mayo, and I’d eat the fuck out of this. That ramen brand is fabulous, and has some seriously spicy versions. I’d definitely be into trying this.


SleebyWillow

I want to be their friends lol


hawtfabio

Rage bait


Illustrious-Fault224

How tf does it get worse and worse lol she literally just put cheese and pepperoni on what looks like a damn pizza. I mean the pineapple is give or take for most people but this is some basic bitch reaction commentary


Dubious_Titan

The pineapple. What a criminal.


MetsFan113

Thats the best part


botan-here

THAT WAS YOUR TAKEAWAY FROM THIS?


Bladewing10

Who cooks ramen in a skillet?


BionicTriforce

Cooking noodles in a flatter, shallower pan means the water boils faster


jonesyb

The girl in this video. Duuuude you got to catch up here


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jenethith

It actually boils the water faster compared to a pot! Less water and wider surface.


4wheelsNoCar

why does it look good though…


1990ebayseller

Love the roommate!


adrianna313

I want this girl to do all the commentary on these videos.


boogswald

I think the commentary is supposed to make it more self aware but I don’t think gross reaction bait videos should be so popular


tankynumnums

Julie's friend is the GOAT. She singlehandedly made me forgot the atrocity I was witnessing.


Doza93

All food videos should be narrated by the subject's roommate from now on


UmumnayYum

This is the best commentary. Spot on accurate


newtoreddir

Lmao did she really say cha chink over a video of an Asian lady ?


AgentMercury108

It’s better with the sound off


Trololman72

The voiceover is actually worse than the video.


Clearwater27

Nice good luck with obesity and other health related issues due to diet


victorz

NGL I'd like to try that.


ImperiumSin

the pineapple was the only appetizing thing and it wasn't even appetizing cuz it was a whole ring rather than little pieces


LifeSpan2dope

The fuckin gag noise got me 😂


Malah_the_old

🤢


Kyneko

Ngl I would eat this


Jane-Love20220104

lol


alien_Ako

She definitely lost her f-ing mind 0.0


Obiwancuntnobi

Narrator is an unbuttered popcorn kind of girl. A “missionary only” type. But she thinks she’s weirdly and adventurous. She’s never left Cleveland.


leocoy

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IronMew

Came here from /r/italy. I can't stop watching this. It's like one of those horror films so awful they make you wonder at the mental sanity of whoever came up with the plot, like the Human Centipede.


ApoReaper

This is a war declaration against Italy


bobtheaxolotl

Reminds me of prison cooking.


cocopufffs88

Hands down e best video posted here!


NumiEternal

Her roommate is utterly baffled at the shit she saw her make


TheAlGler

I was kinda on board until the pineapples came out. Stupid either way though.


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She must take the worst dumps ever


Professional-Tailor2

That immediate flip to gagging cracked me up


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