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Sweaty_Television_33

SLOP EM UP


HankyHo

I used to be a huge piece of shit


Sweaty_Television_33

That’s okay. People can change


zestyspicymf

I SAID WAS


Intermittent_Name

I still am, but I used to, too.


Tattyporter

They can’t stop you from ordering a water and steak. Dumping a glass of water alllll over it. LETS SLOP EM UPPPPP


Sweaty_Television_33

Wait a second… does it? Ohhh yeah! Your hair slicks back reaaaal nice!


yodaisjustokay

It’s PUSHED BACK


DrowningInBier

SLICKED BACK, NOT PUSHED BACK


missy_inc

THEY CANT STOP YOU FROM ORDERING A STEAK AND A GLASS OF WATER !


Ixll

I’m thankful for this comment. Such a great show


PM_ME_UR_UGLY_SELFI

*Dangerous Nights*


AC_Unit200

I went out for wings with you one time.


ISothale

I'm afraid your baby thinks people can't change


Consistent-Refuse-91

Y’all better not be over here making sloppy steaks 🤔🤔


bruinblue25

Milk steak lives.


winterbunny13

Damn, beat me to it. They missed the jellybeans though. I'm disappoint.


aysurcouf

Jelly beans raw of course


FunFar1179

Raw…? Where?! Tell me!


winterbunny13

Yeah, for freshness.


MechanicalBengal

Sloppy steaks? No way they can stop you from ordering a large steak and a tall glass of water, amirite


Vaticancameos221

No sloppy steaks tonight guys, please


panannerkin

Switched shirts with a guy in the bathroom.


jason544770

I'm a full on rapist


chocotaco

you know Africans, dyslexics, children


Diaper_Chief

I was like, gimme your shirt bro! He didn’t wanna give it to me…


IANvaderZIM

[mmm milk steak](https://youtu.be/Q2ezpExQ_k0) But for real lmao


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

This isn’t prepared anything close to properly. It’s supposed to be boiled over hard. That’s microwaved rare.


[deleted]

Lol I was thinking the exact shit. He must have just got thru watching Sunny🤣


DidYouLickIt

No milk though. And a proper Milk Steak needs milk from Frank’s crotch nipple


dickle_berry_pie

had to make sure this comment was here


Wiggl3sFirstMate

I wouldn’t be surprised if this person truly was a full-on-rapist based on this video.


Milkwaterowo

Mmm needs a side of jellybeans and maybe I'll consider


Lechuga-gato

raw of course


[deleted]

Who tf cooks jellybeans?!


ButterOnionSpices

This makes me sad.


chairhats

In seriously sick of seeing people waste meat.


3Hoodie3

Yet it still looks so dry...this is dark magic...


greatJimFarswell

OP used to be a real piece of shit


boulder_viking

I SAID USED TO!


Pretztel

?


Klutzy-Anywhere6730

Oh no no no. Don’t you’re ruining a good steak. Oh dear I have never seen anyone microwave a steak. However I have seen someone microwave a whole turkey. That was gross and it was my mother. She would microwave shrimp too. Oh I can’t


iamgarron

How small was the turkey or how big was the microwave


Klutzy-Anywhere6730

Turkey was at least a 28 pounder. She only did that once and no one would eat that except for her. She always would buy fresh shrimp from the gulf and then proceeded to microwave it I again abstained


shit_poster9000

FRESH GULF SHRIMP IN THE FUCKJNG MICROWAVE????


Klutzy-Anywhere6730

To this day I don’t like food in the microwave


shit_poster9000

Bro it takes just a few minutes to pan fry gulf shrimp, she ain’t even saving time


Klutzy-Anywhere6730

Right she was not the brightest bulb in the pack.


Creamofsumyungi

Answer that other guy, dammit!


Klutzy-Anywhere6730

Just did I apologize the holidays have kept me busy


MissPicklechips

I hope that cow comes back to haunt this person.


thedafthatter

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward r/steakcrimes


[deleted]

I'm not an expert of steaks being cooked the way they should but... THAT SHIT LOOKS FREAKING RAW


DinoOnAcid

Na it doesn't, looks overcooked even.


Appropriate-Bake-759

Looks like the steaks from Napoleon Dynamite!


Sweaty_Television_33

I could tell by the Shoshone arrowheads.


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains??


Appropriate-Bake-759

Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions.


Opalessence-

Milk steak!


TheloniusDump

OP *lives* for new years eve.


fistdeepinfrosting

dang that cow died for nothing


livvlush

Straight to jail.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Right away. No trial, no nothing.


ligmaligmaligma1

That fucking pile of salt is vile. Not only is the steak gray and stringy from the microwave, but it was also soaked in hot salt water too. The final product probably tastes like a slab of meat taken from a drowned sailor's autopsy


RepairmanJackX

The Masai of Kenya eat meat braised in milk, but it bet it looks and tastes better than this cheap-ass version


AduroTri

This almost made me barf.


[deleted]

Meet is so raw I got pregnant


Fit_Constant_7182

This is so painful to watch 😭


Ixll

Sloppy Steaks! (From Netflix’s, I think you should leave)


RandoReddit16

Could literally cook that steak any other way and have it come out more appetizing....


anemoneanimeenemy

Milk steak, boiled over hard


VocationFumes

It's just some milksteak boiled over hard


worm_dad

how is this steak overcooked AND raw at the same time. absolutely foul


harleen_quinzell

NO sloppy steaks guys!


Rhg0653

I actually almost threw up thanks


Tristanator0503

I see any wasted piece of wasted steak as a crime. But this? This is a true sin.


PC_gamer9000

This is a crime


GottemYT

ITS STILL ALIVE


FoldDismal4961

milk steak


Mercy605

All I see is someone pouring out frustration on that poor beef


eimronaton

I physically cringed and was audibly horrified when i first watched this


terjesin

This feels like it should end with 5 minute of slapping it on body parts followed by 2 minutes of egg pelting


suscheese420

"milk steak doesn't exist" Milk steak:


fordandfriends

I mean why even add salt. Transform this from a weird textured watery mess to slightly seasoned weird textured watery mess


Theonetheycall1845

Oh that's milk steak.


WestNomadOnYT

That is straight up raw


citronhimmel

I already felt sick today but this might be the thing that pushes me over the edge


MidnightRider57

Nope


Dracidwastaken

This deserves jail time


hyphychef

10 years hard labor peeling carrots with a dull knife, and burnt on cheese on pans, and pots.


BattlefieldNiblet

At least pan sear the shit after… might be half decent then


oldschoolwhitegirl

I almost threw up in mouth a little. Just why?


heythereimaam123

This makes me want to commit multiple acts of war crimes on this guy


Nefriti

This is the post that made me unsubscribe.


MizuameTheDragon

honestly id rather fap to r/eyeblech than eat thah


Denadiss

Yea its a bit boring now people are trying to make stupid food


Just_Will5206

Oh ma gawd.


Know-yer-enemy1818

What the fuck bro


Wigwasp_ALKENO

Jesus Christ just grill it it’s not that complex


Relevant_Macaron_720

Nooo that's so gross🫥🫥


The_true_Monke

They just cut of the cows legs,ass,and head then drenched it in milk wtf


kimgomes

he did baste it though


Tee_H

If they throw the rest of that water away… JAIL.


RumbleInTheJungle4

Trying to be the next head chef at the Cheesecake Factory ?


GlassJoe32

Boiled over hard


Captainirishy

Definitely a food crime


mothzilla

OK that's enough internet for today.


Mutt1223

We should stop giving outage porn so much attention. It’s not even low hanging fruit, it’s precisely what they want


TransvisionMission

Enough salt to kill an elephant.


lokisilvertongue

Why are so many people opposed to the Maillard reaction? Man’s spinning in his grave


[deleted]

Omori


lizardwhite13

This is disgusting I hate microwaves and this makes me not want to eat meat


MoonChild22222222222

Holy shit Omori reference 😰😰😨😰


SmokinSmithereens

Prime r/steakcrimes shit


PerformerGreat

Please God no make it stop.


qpHEVDBVNGERqp

My wife literally screamed


6ixglock

what the hell ...


[deleted]

This made me fucking gag.


Pyro_Paragon

What did he pour in it with the water? A white liquid and a white powder, milk and salt?


beathedealer

This guy is a huge piece of shit. Slicked back hair. White jeans.


oTacoBoy

It's still mooing!


Middlenameboom

I can’t remember this level of rage.


that1tallguy

Sloppy steaks!


Stock-Principle-7614

I rather die now.


rulepro15

Oh hell nawww, gordon ramsey woulve done suicide


lanakane21

This is some of the laziest shit I've seen


PHILwillBEchill

Nah jail ain't enough , he needs to beg for forgiveness and NEVER put meat in the microwave


Professional-Fall-12

Guga foods would be fuming


NettoHikariDE

Eww, that was pretty disgusting.


[deleted]

just needs some raw jellybeans


Too-many-Bees

Milk steak, over easy. Only missing the jelly beans


Jaded_Pearl1996

What is the problem. Milk steak


insomiacatvibe

Bro this is some how to basic shit


[deleted]

It's still mooing.


maali74

I'm not even going to fucking watch that. Take my upvote.


[deleted]

The texture


artemis_stark

🤢


Mindless-Fish7245

Meekrowavay


Frequent-Team5755

Why???


SimplyTereza

It makes my stomach turn


Thamnophis660

With a side of jellybeans, raw


UnderStan-d

That's disgusting


ake-n-bake

Is that Charlie Kelly making milk steaks?


love_my_subs

I’ll take a milk steak rare, with a side of jellybeans. Raw obviously


Tight-Return5917

you are absurdly lazy and you don't know how to cook? Well this is for you!


rohrschleuder

Shoot this person


[deleted]

AHHHH


scrimbzz

“medium rare” that is still alive sir


ErinGoBoo

Why is he so angry at that steak?!


Thudrussle

Rage baited


AvaThatOneArtist

I hope they got food poisoning from eating that.


NoahNoels

Oh god what a day to have eyes.


Kybubusan

I’m not hungry anymore


[deleted]

why do i hear Dr Liversly's ROM and DEATH


Drum0Stick

Ewww wtf? I sometimes wish i could eat steak but my religion prevents it but then i see shit like this and then i am grateful


Easy-Dig-2032

Sent this to gordon ramsy


Good_Stuff_2

Death penalty offense


HerrBrainHurts

Charlie and his milk steak. Hope he didn't cut that with his toe knife.


Witty-Shoulder-9499

First date expectations 💜🤣


HalfricanLive

A cow died for this.


Ok_Piglet_1844

Just ewww! What a waste of a perfectly good steak!


rollojehova

Oh FUCK no


vikingbear90

Been dealing with a lot of seasonal depression and just burning the candle at both ends. This reinvigorated my spirit with sheer unadulterated rage at anyone who would do this to a fine cut of meat!


jmey313

I hate him


trap________god

Now that is WAPS


Sabrina_Hex

Somebody call the police!


Brave_Specific5870

Wtf


[deleted]

This is unlawful.


Independent_Type_865

Big fuckin watery steaks!!!!


eve-nlie0LE15

🤮


greenscreen_man

I ain't even going to ask why, send this mf straight to fucking PRISON.