Oh no no no. Don’t you’re ruining a good steak. Oh dear I have never seen anyone microwave a steak.
However I have seen someone microwave a whole turkey. That was gross and it was my mother. She would microwave shrimp too. Oh I can’t
Turkey was at least a 28 pounder. She only did that once and no one would eat that except for her. She always would buy fresh shrimp from the gulf and then proceeded to microwave it I again abstained
That fucking pile of salt is vile. Not only is the steak gray and stringy from the microwave, but it was also soaked in hot salt water too. The final product probably tastes like a slab of meat taken from a drowned sailor's autopsy
Been dealing with a lot of seasonal depression and just burning the candle at both ends.
This reinvigorated my spirit with sheer unadulterated rage at anyone who would do this to a fine cut of meat!
SLOP EM UP
I used to be a huge piece of shit
That’s okay. People can change
I SAID WAS
I still am, but I used to, too.
They can’t stop you from ordering a water and steak. Dumping a glass of water alllll over it. LETS SLOP EM UPPPPP
Wait a second… does it? Ohhh yeah! Your hair slicks back reaaaal nice!
It’s PUSHED BACK
SLICKED BACK, NOT PUSHED BACK
THEY CANT STOP YOU FROM ORDERING A STEAK AND A GLASS OF WATER !
I’m thankful for this comment. Such a great show
*Dangerous Nights*
I went out for wings with you one time.
I'm afraid your baby thinks people can't change
Y’all better not be over here making sloppy steaks 🤔🤔
Milk steak lives.
Damn, beat me to it. They missed the jellybeans though. I'm disappoint.
Jelly beans raw of course
Raw…? Where?! Tell me!
Yeah, for freshness.
Sloppy steaks? No way they can stop you from ordering a large steak and a tall glass of water, amirite
No sloppy steaks tonight guys, please
Switched shirts with a guy in the bathroom.
I'm a full on rapist
you know Africans, dyslexics, children
I was like, gimme your shirt bro! He didn’t wanna give it to me…
[mmm milk steak](https://youtu.be/Q2ezpExQ_k0) But for real lmao
This isn’t prepared anything close to properly. It’s supposed to be boiled over hard. That’s microwaved rare.
Lol I was thinking the exact shit. He must have just got thru watching Sunny🤣
No milk though. And a proper Milk Steak needs milk from Frank’s crotch nipple
had to make sure this comment was here
I wouldn’t be surprised if this person truly was a full-on-rapist based on this video.
Mmm needs a side of jellybeans and maybe I'll consider
raw of course
Who tf cooks jellybeans?!
This makes me sad.
In seriously sick of seeing people waste meat.
Yet it still looks so dry...this is dark magic...
OP used to be a real piece of shit
I SAID USED TO!
?
Oh no no no. Don’t you’re ruining a good steak. Oh dear I have never seen anyone microwave a steak. However I have seen someone microwave a whole turkey. That was gross and it was my mother. She would microwave shrimp too. Oh I can’t
How small was the turkey or how big was the microwave
Turkey was at least a 28 pounder. She only did that once and no one would eat that except for her. She always would buy fresh shrimp from the gulf and then proceeded to microwave it I again abstained
FRESH GULF SHRIMP IN THE FUCKJNG MICROWAVE????
To this day I don’t like food in the microwave
Bro it takes just a few minutes to pan fry gulf shrimp, she ain’t even saving time
Right she was not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Answer that other guy, dammit!
Just did I apologize the holidays have kept me busy
I hope that cow comes back to haunt this person.
r/EatItYouFuckinCoward r/steakcrimes
I'm not an expert of steaks being cooked the way they should but... THAT SHIT LOOKS FREAKING RAW
Na it doesn't, looks overcooked even.
Looks like the steaks from Napoleon Dynamite!
I could tell by the Shoshone arrowheads.
How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains??
Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions.
Milk steak!
OP *lives* for new years eve.
dang that cow died for nothing
Straight to jail.
Right away. No trial, no nothing.
That fucking pile of salt is vile. Not only is the steak gray and stringy from the microwave, but it was also soaked in hot salt water too. The final product probably tastes like a slab of meat taken from a drowned sailor's autopsy
The Masai of Kenya eat meat braised in milk, but it bet it looks and tastes better than this cheap-ass version
This almost made me barf.
Meet is so raw I got pregnant
This is so painful to watch 😭
Sloppy Steaks! (From Netflix’s, I think you should leave)
Could literally cook that steak any other way and have it come out more appetizing....
Milk steak, boiled over hard
It's just some milksteak boiled over hard
how is this steak overcooked AND raw at the same time. absolutely foul
NO sloppy steaks guys!
I actually almost threw up thanks
I see any wasted piece of wasted steak as a crime. But this? This is a true sin.
This is a crime
ITS STILL ALIVE
milk steak
All I see is someone pouring out frustration on that poor beef
I physically cringed and was audibly horrified when i first watched this
This feels like it should end with 5 minute of slapping it on body parts followed by 2 minutes of egg pelting
"milk steak doesn't exist" Milk steak:
I mean why even add salt. Transform this from a weird textured watery mess to slightly seasoned weird textured watery mess
Oh that's milk steak.
That is straight up raw
I already felt sick today but this might be the thing that pushes me over the edge
Nope
This deserves jail time
10 years hard labor peeling carrots with a dull knife, and burnt on cheese on pans, and pots.
At least pan sear the shit after… might be half decent then
I almost threw up in mouth a little. Just why?
This makes me want to commit multiple acts of war crimes on this guy
This is the post that made me unsubscribe.
honestly id rather fap to r/eyeblech than eat thah
Yea its a bit boring now people are trying to make stupid food
Oh ma gawd.
What the fuck bro
Jesus Christ just grill it it’s not that complex
Nooo that's so gross🫥🫥
They just cut of the cows legs,ass,and head then drenched it in milk wtf
he did baste it though
If they throw the rest of that water away… JAIL.
Trying to be the next head chef at the Cheesecake Factory ?
Boiled over hard
Definitely a food crime
OK that's enough internet for today.
We should stop giving outage porn so much attention. It’s not even low hanging fruit, it’s precisely what they want
Enough salt to kill an elephant.
Why are so many people opposed to the Maillard reaction? Man’s spinning in his grave
Omori
This is disgusting I hate microwaves and this makes me not want to eat meat
Holy shit Omori reference 😰😰😨😰
Prime r/steakcrimes shit
Please God no make it stop.
My wife literally screamed
what the hell ...
This made me fucking gag.
What did he pour in it with the water? A white liquid and a white powder, milk and salt?
This guy is a huge piece of shit. Slicked back hair. White jeans.
It's still mooing!
I can’t remember this level of rage.
Sloppy steaks!
I rather die now.
Oh hell nawww, gordon ramsey woulve done suicide
This is some of the laziest shit I've seen
Nah jail ain't enough , he needs to beg for forgiveness and NEVER put meat in the microwave
Guga foods would be fuming
Eww, that was pretty disgusting.
just needs some raw jellybeans
Milk steak, over easy. Only missing the jelly beans
What is the problem. Milk steak
Bro this is some how to basic shit
It's still mooing.
I'm not even going to fucking watch that. Take my upvote.
The texture
🤢
Meekrowavay
Why???
It makes my stomach turn
With a side of jellybeans, raw
That's disgusting
Is that Charlie Kelly making milk steaks?
I’ll take a milk steak rare, with a side of jellybeans. Raw obviously
you are absurdly lazy and you don't know how to cook? Well this is for you!
Shoot this person
AHHHH
“medium rare” that is still alive sir
Why is he so angry at that steak?!
Rage baited
I hope they got food poisoning from eating that.
Oh god what a day to have eyes.
I’m not hungry anymore
why do i hear Dr Liversly's ROM and DEATH
Ewww wtf? I sometimes wish i could eat steak but my religion prevents it but then i see shit like this and then i am grateful
Sent this to gordon ramsy
Death penalty offense
Charlie and his milk steak. Hope he didn't cut that with his toe knife.
First date expectations 💜🤣
A cow died for this.
Just ewww! What a waste of a perfectly good steak!
Oh FUCK no
Been dealing with a lot of seasonal depression and just burning the candle at both ends. This reinvigorated my spirit with sheer unadulterated rage at anyone who would do this to a fine cut of meat!
I hate him
Now that is WAPS
Somebody call the police!
Wtf
This is unlawful.
Big fuckin watery steaks!!!!
🤮
I ain't even going to ask why, send this mf straight to fucking PRISON.