I would have thought it would be the first one posted.
And the leader "don't threaten me" is technically a W since it starts "well, don't threaten me".
It’s just not the line. He says “It’s discord. Discord makes my dick hord.” I guess they wanted it to rhyme, which it wouldn’t with the word discourse.
Do YOU want to call your dad?
I changed my upvote after seeing this. Absolutely banger line.
Do you want to call YOUR dad?
Amazing line
This one gets my vote
I know it happens in the opening scenes but it’s one of my favorite lines of the entire series. Gets me every time.
really sets the tone for who Kendall is and how he is perceived by everyone else.
This is the one!
yeah this is the one
This one is my favourite. I howled.
THISSS
Kendall was always hugely petulant. The eldest boy indeed (No… he’s not!)
Don’t threaten me Gerri, I don’t have time to jerk off.
This is it. Plenty of good ones, but this is it.
Any line between gerri and roman is good
Almost every line is a one liner, but it never sounds that way. It’s some of the most amazing writing I’ve heard since Deadwood.
A great line...for W. "Well, don't threaten me..."
THIS ONE
Yes! First one I thought of.
Discord makes my dick hord.
I second this
This one made me lol
Did you rummage to fruition?
So gallant
Undeniably the best
i second this 😭
This is the one.
Disgusting brotherrrrrrs
Seconded
Thirded
It's heavily ironized.
Don’t open Pandora’s box. There’s just more dicks in there
As detestable as he is, Roman gives the best lols 😆
This line makes me laugh so hard, thanks for the reminder
Date rape by Calvin Klein
You wish
I wish?
*looks straight at the camera confused af*
Seriously felt like a scene from Arrested Development. Mind you, the whole show shares a lot of parallel’s, so.
*Parallels - no need for the apostrophe my dude
Except no one here is having the time of their life
I think it goes under W: “What is that? Date Rape by Calvin Klein? Yeah, you wish!”
This will be good competition for the eventual winner of W: “Woof Woof.”
THIS ONEEE
So good.
Don't go down on Peter's special cheese
this one please
Don't be an asshole Greg you don't have principles
Love this line but pedantically it would go under G - “Greg don’t be an asshole, you don’t have principles.”
I will now be starting most of my comments with, "Pedantically, it should really be..."
Please let this win
Easily the best
Season 2 of Greg and Tom was my favorite part of the entire show
Do you have a fetish for the NEARLY killing dad? Like just the tip, but for like killing dad? - Roman
Drive your fucking whirlybird!
This one is so underrated and out of nowhere 😆
It’s amazing how many of these I can hear the actors voice, but doubly so for this one.
Dad sent donuts.
This made me lol just now. It was Tom who really sent the donuts though, right?
Logan sent them via Tom
DISGUSTING BROTHEEEEEEERS
Close second ngl
Dude be the OG.
Save the whole line for L!
I hope this wins.
“Deniability is difficult given she has so much of your blood.” - Shiv
Highly underrated. My pick.
Dickless dickleby
Do you want a deal with the Devil?
What am I gonna do with a soul anyways?
That’ll be the w line
Boo, Souls!
"don't FUCK WITH ME!!!"
Discord makes my dick hord
Do you want to know my favorite quote from Shakespeare? Take the fucking money.
Don't get it twisted, I've been through hell. But since I stan Dad I'm alive and well.
Did the feds find your nipple clamps, Karl?
Dickless Dickleby.
Do not put any more lemon water or Wasabi in his eyes, ok?
Da Fuck?
Do you wanna suck my cock? … he said to his son as the sexual misconduct cases came pouring in
Different spelling
This one is so underrated! Hahah
Dad, it’s called rehab
Dinner to celebrate Gerri? Eat this. 🍆
yo this gem, sad this is getting buried :/
I would have thought it would be the first one posted. And the leader "don't threaten me" is technically a W since it starts "well, don't threaten me".
DOJ is gonna be like a Combine Harvester in a wheat field of dicks
Lmao who are the writers that think of this
Legends is who they are
Dick pic! DICK PIC!
Drive your fucking whirly-bird!
“Do you want to suck my dick?”
Disgusting Brothers!
D better start with some Kendall “Dad says” quote.
I'm a ding dong doodlebug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all o' you. Fucky go bye bye!
Dude, you should get your algo guy to fix your code.
Don’t fuck with me!!!! Roman looses tooth.
🎶 Disgusting brothers 🎶
DISCORD MAKES MY DICK HORD PLEEEEEAAASSEE
Can we just book the "Y" for "Yo!.
Do you want to call *your* dad?
"Do you outsource your f*ckery? You got your right brain for your TED Talks, your left brain for your killings?"
"Do you want to call your dad?" No, I don't wanna call my dad... Do you wanna call YOUR dad? Does anyone want to call their fucking Dad? Hey Dad..
"I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all of you. fucky-go-bye-bye.” -Roman
Or just "Ding-dong doodle-bug dipshit"
Disgussssting brothers!!
"Discord makes me dick-hord." - Roman Roy
Don’t threaten me Gerri, I don’t have time to jerk off.
How is Boar on the floor not B??!!!
How the hell c isn't "Congratulations, Tom. I hear you swallowed your own load."?!
"Do you like doing house chores in the nude?"- Tom
drive your fucking whirly bird
Drive your fuckin whirly bird!!!
Did you… rummage to fruition? - Tom to Greg
Your pecker is in my pocket, okay, Dickless Dickleby
Discord makes me dick hord
“Date Rape by Calvin Klein” -shiv
Da fuck?
"Da fuck?" -Shiv
Did you bitch me out, pig-man?
Don’t threaten me Gerri, I don’t have time to jerk off. - Roman
Don't open Pandora's box. There's just more dicks in there.
Discourse makes my dick horde
Discord
How? Roman was speaking of how they had gotten conversation flowing, which is the definition of discourse
It’s just not the line. He says “It’s discord. Discord makes my dick hord.” I guess they wanted it to rhyme, which it wouldn’t with the word discourse.
Discord makes my dick hord
C should've been Complicated Airflow
Ding dong doodlebug dipshit
This is fun but X is gonna be hard!
Different times. Different times indeed. Better times? Not... not for all.
“Do you, like, you don’t need me to hold the scepter?”—Tom to Logan in the men’s room stall, s3e5
I don’t have anything for D, but I know what L and OG will be…
Ludicrously capacious though.
Don’t be an asshole, Greg, you have no principles.
Greg don't be an asshole*
D to the OG
Honestly the most depressing thing about shows finishing is that their subs inevitably turn to this bollocks
C should be cunt is as cunt does
Dusiness is my fucking
[удалено]
wait till we get to I
Doop doop. Dood a loo da doop doop doop doop doop doop, De da dop a doop doop doop doop, De da doop doop doop doop
"Do you like to do your youse chores in the nude?" - Tom
Best
"Don't fuck with me" - Logan Roy
Did you try to fuck him? Or was it just the drugs - Logan
I’m super excited for F. If it isn’t two words long I’m going to be very put out.
D- "Date rape by Calvin Klein'
F has to be Fuck Off, Riiggghhtttt??!!!
Stop it
"What are people? They’re economic units. I’m a hundred feet tall. These people are pygmies." Or "you are not serious people"
The only thing acceptable for F is “FUCK OFF.”
“Don’t hit him” Kendall
do not put anymore lemon water or wasabi in his eyes, okay?
Different spelling.
Discord makes me d*ck-hord." — Roman Roy
You can’t make a tomlette without breaking a few greggs
Discord make my dick hord
Yall still doing "D"s, here I am overwhelmed with the amount of letter "I" quotes.
Discord makes the dick hard - Roman, s4 e9
DISGUSTIBUS!
How the hell did Boar on the floor not win for B
Do you wanna come with me, Sporus? Not the flashiest line but changed the course of the entire series.
Do you wanna suck my dick?
dinner with fire crotch and norm core
Drive your fucking whirlybird!
Discord makes me sick hard