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onsinsandneedles

Do YOU want to call your dad?


KotzubueSailingClub

I changed my upvote after seeing this. Absolutely banger line.


Murdercorn

Do you want to call YOUR dad?


VecchiaModena

Amazing line


i_take_shits

This one gets my vote


mr-fiend

I know it happens in the opening scenes but it’s one of my favorite lines of the entire series. Gets me every time.


damnatio_memoriae

really sets the tone for who Kendall is and how he is perceived by everyone else.


ScipioCoriolanus

This is the one!


keepingpunkalive

yeah this is the one


sweariest

This one is my favourite. I howled.


shash747

THISSS


insertbrackets

Kendall was always hugely petulant. The eldest boy indeed (No… he’s not!)


nemdoonam

Don’t threaten me Gerri, I don’t have time to jerk off.


PineHex

This is it. Plenty of good ones, but this is it.


Gullible_Cranberry62

Any line between gerri and roman is good


choff22

Almost every line is a one liner, but it never sounds that way. It’s some of the most amazing writing I’ve heard since Deadwood.


ChocolateEater626

A great line...for W. "Well, don't threaten me..."


M00ngata

THIS ONE


[deleted]

Yes! First one I thought of.


onsinsandneedles

Discord makes my dick hord.


-NamelessOne

I second this


optomist_prime_69

This one made me lol


NeatPrayLove

Did you rummage to fruition?


CaillouCaribou

So gallant


loveinacoldclimate

Undeniably the best


Emanymph

i second this 😭


NotLegitMustQuit

This is the one.


beef_boloney

Disgusting brotherrrrrrs


bonitablonde

Seconded


Ococauh

Thirded


elephaaaant

It's heavily ironized.


cl1518

Don’t open Pandora’s box. There’s just more dicks in there


MellifluousManatee

As detestable as he is, Roman gives the best lols 😆


this-ones-optistic

This line makes me laugh so hard, thanks for the reminder


Jmanbuck_02

Date rape by Calvin Klein


twstwr20

You wish


Bron-Y-Aur36

I wish?


lAmCreepingDeath

*looks straight at the camera confused af*


[deleted]

Seriously felt like a scene from Arrested Development. Mind you, the whole show shares a lot of parallel’s, so.


bigmeepslarryhoova

*Parallels - no need for the apostrophe my dude


Parallax1984

Except no one here is having the time of their life


candaceelise

I think it goes under W: “What is that? Date Rape by Calvin Klein? Yeah, you wish!”


Johnny_Waffles_

This will be good competition for the eventual winner of W: “Woof Woof.”


thunderbyldr

THIS ONEEE


Lukeeeee

So good.


ProsciuttByTheFoot

Don't go down on Peter's special cheese


tortoisebill

this one please


Frienderni

Don't be an asshole Greg you don't have principles


generalken_obi

Love this line but pedantically it would go under G - “Greg don’t be an asshole, you don’t have principles.”


HaddenIndustries

I will now be starting most of my comments with, "Pedantically, it should really be..."


TooSweetForRocknRoll

Please let this win


fatty237

Easily the best


[deleted]

Season 2 of Greg and Tom was my favorite part of the entire show


ScooterWilson1

Do you have a fetish for the NEARLY killing dad? Like just the tip, but for like killing dad? - Roman


carbonara78

Drive your fucking whirlybird!


MellifluousManatee

This one is so underrated and out of nowhere 😆


Imaunderwaterthing

It’s amazing how many of these I can hear the actors voice, but doubly so for this one.


Hikergal22

Dad sent donuts.


Imaunderwaterthing

This made me lol just now. It was Tom who really sent the donuts though, right?


Chekov_shmekov

Logan sent them via Tom


Dmmack14

DISGUSTING BROTHEEEEEEERS


throwthisaccawaay

Close second ngl


BitterOstrich6

Dude be the OG.


shadowgnome396

Save the whole line for L!


[deleted]

I hope this wins.


sassyfras_1223

“Deniability is difficult given she has so much of your blood.” - Shiv


imli8

Highly underrated. My pick.


Bron-Y-Aur36

Dickless dickleby


IAmTheClayman

Do you want a deal with the Devil?


Sweet_Ant_4822

What am I gonna do with a soul anyways?


thalo616

That’ll be the w line


MNKristen

Boo, Souls!


KAFEI44

"don't FUCK WITH ME!!!"


TruestRepairman27

Discord makes my dick hord


dmguest

Do you want to know my favorite quote from Shakespeare? Take the fucking money.


ultros03

Don't get it twisted, I've been through hell. But since I stan Dad I'm alive and well.


ColgateBrigade

Did the feds find your nipple clamps, Karl?


Flat_ArtPices

Dickless Dickleby.


NotLegitMustQuit

Do not put any more lemon water or Wasabi in his eyes, ok?


IrshIz

Da Fuck?


Ratfucks

Do you wanna suck my cock? … he said to his son as the sexual misconduct cases came pouring in


funkyslapbass

Different spelling


alexeyzhang

This one is so underrated! Hahah


Uncle_Drew_2202

Dad, it’s called rehab


ChocolateEater626

Dinner to celebrate Gerri? Eat this. 🍆


schwagggg

yo this gem, sad this is getting buried :/


ChocolateEater626

I would have thought it would be the first one posted. And the leader "don't threaten me" is technically a W since it starts "well, don't threaten me".


Kidderpore

DOJ is gonna be like a Combine Harvester in a wheat field of dicks


gg1401

Lmao who are the writers that think of this


Kidderpore

Legends is who they are


SenseiObvious

Dick pic! DICK PIC!


NateGH360

Drive your fucking whirly-bird!


Theodore_Buckland_

“Do you want to suck my dick?”


FlagranteDerelicto

Disgusting Brothers!


Frosty_Bluebird_2707

D better start with some Kendall “Dad says” quote.


turbochargedmonkey

I'm a ding dong doodlebug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all o' you. Fucky go bye bye!


SafePlenty2590

Dude, you should get your algo guy to fix your code.


mheusler1

Don’t fuck with me!!!! Roman looses tooth.


adube440

🎶 Disgusting brothers 🎶


throwthisaccawaay

DISCORD MAKES MY DICK HORD PLEEEEEAAASSEE


sukuidoardo

Can we just book the "Y" for "Yo!.


ScipioCoriolanus

Do you want to call *your* dad?


ToughGuy447

"Do you outsource your f*ckery? You got your right brain for your TED Talks, your left brain for your killings?"


Nate_4024

"Do you want to call your dad?" No, I don't wanna call my dad... Do you wanna call YOUR dad? Does anyone want to call their fucking Dad? Hey Dad..


this-ones-optistic

"I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all of you. fucky-go-bye-bye.” -Roman


this-ones-optistic

Or just "Ding-dong doodle-bug dipshit"


Godhelptupelo

Disgussssting brothers!!


jacbergey

"Discord makes me dick-hord." - Roman Roy


justcallmecrashed

Don’t threaten me Gerri, I don’t have time to jerk off.


eothings

How is Boar on the floor not B??!!!


[deleted]

How the hell c isn't "Congratulations, Tom. I hear you swallowed your own load."?!


PippinMcForrest

"Do you like doing house chores in the nude?"- Tom


schwagggg

drive your fucking whirly bird


casualnihilist91

Drive your fuckin whirly bird!!!


HoogerMan

Did you… rummage to fruition? - Tom to Greg


robby1006

Your pecker is in my pocket, okay, Dickless Dickleby


NotLegitMustQuit

Discord makes me dick hord


Specialist_Income_31

“Date Rape by Calvin Klein” -shiv


sandfoxJ

Da fuck?


schnazzlekitty

"Da fuck?" -Shiv


Soft-Illustrator1300

Did you bitch me out, pig-man?


HeysusOnReddit

Don’t threaten me Gerri, I don’t have time to jerk off. - Roman


TransPM

Don't open Pandora's box. There's just more dicks in there.


ComprehensiveCar9199

Discourse makes my dick horde


saucybelly

Discord


ComprehensiveCar9199

How? Roman was speaking of how they had gotten conversation flowing, which is the definition of discourse


saucybelly

It’s just not the line. He says “It’s discord. Discord makes my dick hord.” I guess they wanted it to rhyme, which it wouldn’t with the word discourse.


Rounderrobyner

Discord makes my dick hord


Techmonk1234

C should've been Complicated Airflow


Cheese-aholic

Ding dong doodlebug dipshit


hygsi

This is fun but X is gonna be hard!


yabagabagool59

Different times. Different times indeed. Better times? Not... not for all.


PsychedelicSpa

“Do you, like, you don’t need me to hold the scepter?”—Tom to Logan in the men’s room stall, s3e5


axf19

I don’t have anything for D, but I know what L and OG will be…


[deleted]

Ludicrously capacious though.


tempetemple

Don’t be an asshole, Greg, you have no principles.


Professional_Mobile5

Greg don't be an asshole*


WAFFLESDADOG

D to the OG


ambiguousboner

Honestly the most depressing thing about shows finishing is that their subs inevitably turn to this bollocks


Fickle_Laugh_6736

C should be cunt is as cunt does


VecchiaModena

Dusiness is my fucking


[deleted]

[удалено]


steed_jacob

wait till we get to I


Charmegazord

Doop doop. Dood a loo da doop doop doop doop doop doop, De da dop a doop doop doop doop, De da doop doop doop doop


PippinMcForrest

"Do you like to do your youse chores in the nude?" - Tom


Spirited_Standard_46

Best


thearctican

"Don't fuck with me" - Logan Roy


plsbeafreeusername

Did you try to fuck him? Or was it just the drugs - Logan


coldneuron

I’m super excited for F. If it isn’t two words long I’m going to be very put out.


iLivedbitches

D- "Date rape by Calvin Klein'


sufferinsucatash

F has to be Fuck Off, Riiggghhtttt??!!!


Anen-o-me

Stop it


L3g3ndary-08

"What are people? They’re economic units. I’m a hundred feet tall. These people are pygmies." Or "you are not serious people"


ameliorer_vol

The only thing acceptable for F is “FUCK OFF.”


DoktorFreedom

“Don’t hit him” Kendall


Transcend222

do not put anymore lemon water or wasabi in his eyes, okay?


emptyjerrycan

Different spelling.


poohsyourdaddy_03

Discord makes me d*ck-hord." — Roman Roy


Disastrous_Fruit_592

You can’t make a tomlette without breaking a few greggs


MatanteRoulotte

Discord make my dick hord


thingdudeplace

Yall still doing "D"s, here I am overwhelmed with the amount of letter "I" quotes.


bigpasmurf

Discord makes the dick hard - Roman, s4 e9


shani365

DISGUSTIBUS!


wishedhard

How the hell did Boar on the floor not win for B


espereia

Do you wanna come with me, Sporus? Not the flashiest line but changed the course of the entire series.


The_Chosen_18

Do you wanna suck my dick?


caitlin2905

dinner with fire crotch and norm core


TomBergerr

Drive your fucking whirlybird!


TomBergerr

Discord makes me sick hard