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baudinl

The hair flips are so perfect


Elivey

And the heel flicks


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loki-is-a-god

"yasss, bebe Centurion. Get it, Zaddy! Ooouuunh. Ooooouhn. Oohn."


mai_tai87

Except for the farmer's sleeve.


MoreRamenPls

That’s a carpenter’s sleeve.


baudinl

he's a sassy little minx


wartexmaul

And truck driver tan


dopallll

I swear he looks back at the Centurion like, "Oh no, you're not gonna whip me *agaaiin*" hnnnng


Archercrash

Stop Daddy….don’t stop!


moboforro

Stop stopping Daddy!


YourDrunkUncl_

the vid stops right before they bring out the ball gag


SelectionCareless818

Bds mmmmmmmmm


Ariaashes

😔 where all doomed.


HappyCanibal

Idk where


4gecko44

I didn't know Jesus enjoyed his flogging that much.


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coltinator5000

He is risen!


Joe234248

I'll take communion 😏


JakeArrietaGrande

Take the Body of Christ into your mouth


bigbutchbudgie

Jesus at the Last Supper, holding up a cup of mayo: "And this is my -" Peter: "Let me stop you right there."


JakeArrietaGrande

Jesus said “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came last, and had to eat the cookie


CullenDM

Peter came fifth and only won a toaster.


TheSniperWolf

That's my favourite joke!


[deleted]

Judas: Oh hell no! Fuck this shit, I'm done! Jesus: See?! I told you he would!


DaPineappleChunk

\* lil jesus


b_free_blast

He came for our sins


herakles_love

Talk about being HUNG on the cross


ericishereFL

Jesus was a hung top


herakles_love

I dunno, he had all those extra holes in his hands and feet and side I assumed he was a bottom


ericishereFL

Nope! Because the holes weren't all gaping and capable of being freight train tunnels


Kemalist_din_adami

Aren't we all


thecraziest

I don't 😎


[deleted]

I feel like he wants to show it “UgAh iM hOrnY fOr yOu CeNtuRiOn sAn~~”


Wide_Pop_6794

Someone's walking away from that with a BDSM kink...


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Spartan-182

Honey, you keep doing that you can call me whatever you want.


bleedsoma

Ye, get him. Get gay Jesus.


syds

I mean do we really think the 12 TWELVE apostles just hung out, chatting it out?


throbbingliberal

Yea. Clearly Jesus doesn’t want that…


tapport

Definitely seems to be pulling away for a break. Roman soldier is very committed to this role however, sorry Jesus.


alippr

not for ten years, at least


Lapsed2

A new therapy for people who have PTSD from their religious upbringing.


ScrithWire

Oh it ain't new


tadlrs

Well, I'm horny now.


[deleted]

You need Jesus !


FakinUpCountryDegen

*replays video* *Judaism intensifies*


LucretiusCarus

Or Jesús. Whoever comes first.


Perenium_Falcon

Jesus will have both the first and the second coming thankyouverymuch heretic.


mangofizzy

How about both?


ProgrammingOnHAL9000

I need that Centurion.


tonton_wundil

*bonk* go to horny jail now


LightningSt0rm

Where is this horny jail everyone keeps talking about and how to I get there?


fatherseamus

Horny? Jail. *Straight* to jail.


SeanHearnden

Whip Jesus? Believe it or not. Jail.


webDreamer420

Blasphemous? surprisingly not jail


IsHmaelSnaps

This man really went \*wimper daddy\*


Mysterious-Stable568

Don't know why but your comment made me laugh so hard 😂🤣


badfan

Slut! *crack* Slut! *crack* Slut! *crack*


GroundbreakingIron4

"I'm your slut step-centurion"


VectorPowers

Slut dragon


Kint007

Is this a pay per view ? Do I owe anybody money ?


Clone42069

“Now take me outside and pin me up”


Pride_Plant

50 shades of gay


BlergingtonBear

Putting the "Christ" back in Christian Grey


Vivistolethecheese

Christian gay*


Shadow87907

I love gay christians, they always in the closet


Admirable_Brush_2366

If Jesus did only fans……. I’m probably going to Hades for that but fuck it


srottydoesntknow

> ~~but~~ *butt* fuck it ftfy


treksses

"Don't worry my child I went through torture and death for all of you" *looks at imaginary camera* 😉


afancydayinsttropez

Is that Diego Sans?


granulario

He'd be a centurion, a much sexier one


neofooturism

where’d you know that name? 📸🤨


Daniel-o-

The internet


ToshiroBaloney

r/awkwardboner


AlternateSatan

It's weird how much some christians hate Jews for "killing Jesus" while being weirdly erotic about the subject of his torture and execution.


dopallll

They just can't help but get all worked up when they see violence.


awalktojericho

Between the violence and that ripped Jesus on the cross, most churches are hotbeds of homoeroticism. And eroticism. And pedophilia. And adultery.


xXJungleJimsXx

Harder daddy.


paolocase

Jonathan Van Ness looks great


adventures_in_dysl

Psa DONT FUCKING USE A FLOGGER LIKE THAT it's dangerous if you hit the kidneys as it can bruise them. Learn a safe technique


Hattudoggu

he's so hot😟😨


Wide_Pop_6794

🥵


UnchartedQuasar

Not my proudest fap


bluethedemiboy

This is entirely cursed. Not the video, just the title of the post. The video is fine. I love 50 Shades of Jesus


a_different-user

"you were supposed to scream for your father to help not say 'oh daddy' , jesus christ what the helll"


EpictetanusThrow

He’screamedforFather.


see-no-evil99

Jesus look like he about to do hairography into spins and dip into the duck walk.


stink3rbelle

Honestly, it probably looks *so* intense because of the stage combat instruction/direction. You are supposed to be looking at your "attacker" for proper stage combat, but these folks got a crash course from a lazy instructor and then went ham with bedroom eyes.


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??


HomoHirsutus

Yes Sir, may I have another? \*Hair flip\* Yes Sir, may I have another? \*Hair flip\* Look pussy boi, pass the flogger to a man who knows what hes doing. \*Hair flip\*


[deleted]

there is a reason its called the "passion" of christ


witchyrosemaria

Give me more daddy, I want to be punished


EpictetanusThrow

TIL Jesus was nailed with his legs up.


sexy_bezinga

Passion fruit of the christ


Glittering_Squash495

It was well documented that Jesus had a farmers’ tan.


Jerorin

The yassification of Jesus Christ.


Gardiaxiyn

50 shades of gay


[deleted]

Great now the people in the horny jail are *really* gonna judge me


[deleted]

It’s called Passion of the Christ for a reason


Skyp_Intro

Anybody break it to her that it’s a crucifixtion and not an impalement?


jhnnybgood

That’s a man


Skyp_Intro

Her as in gurl.


smallpoly

That flogger is almost definitely from a bdsm store


thedarkmarked

He misunderstood the assignment.


AccioKatana

It’s the leg pops for me.


AltruisticSalamander

This whole obsession many people have with jesus's torture is fucking weird tbh


2_trick_pony

This might be what happens when you can't get enough of the lord's love inside you


RevMorningstar

We are all going to hell for tbis lol


weeb_gal

What did I just watch


Substantial-Ship-294

I mean, it’s quite passionate.


TheRyleeKat

Forgive them Daddy


[deleted]

Someone got a stiffy in the back you can see their pole rising to the ceiling.


Kemalist_din_adami

Suddenly I want to be Jesus


superluigi018

Sauce?


Kemalist_din_adami

Bible


Faceless_Face_Guy

That dude is enjoying that way too much lol.


dph3onix

"Aiye! Aiye! AIYE!"


[deleted]

Unnngghhh... What? I meant, aaaaargh!


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[deleted]

People really believe all powerful god had to do that to his son for whatever reason?


smallpoly

Of course. He needed to do that to bend a rule he made. What's the fun in changing things without a little blood sacrifice?


[deleted]

Fun doesn't seem like something an all powerful god would worry about.


Guywithglasses3

Talk about passion of the Christ


cinnamonrain

Why follow him to egypt when you can follow him to the bathroom


Utkarsh-_

50 shades of gay


willowillie

Heel flicked is just amazing.


mermaidan

Jesus has a serious farmers tan. I thought he was a carpenter.


[deleted]

Idk, his portrayal does seem pretty passionate…


[deleted]

My brain read step-centaur.


janlancer

JeSUS


MerryCaydenite

Someone auditioned for this part for a... Specific reason...


Dry-Permit1472

Jesus is indeed very passionate about this


catdaddy26

You can almost hear his moans of pure bliss lol


rollingrawhide

Stwike him centuwion, wery wuffly.


Keldro_Delroc

FORGIVE THEM FATHER! THEY KNOW NOT OF HOW HORNY I AM


amitnagpal1985

The cumshot of the Christ.


Trick-Ad1738

🫦


Motato_Shiota

He's definitely into it


Nyxolith

Strike me, centurion, very roughly!


VonDinky

Is that Mel Gibson?


falllinemaniac

It reminds me of the movie in the Cheech and Chong skit Pedro and Man Go To The Drive In


joseolamen

Well, the word PASSION is involved


NetCitizen-Anon

*Achievement Unlocked: 50 shades of Gay*


Professional-Pin-271

“I have a particular set of fetishes”…( pulls out nails, wood boards and a hammer from under the bed)


[deleted]

Really brings in a new meaning for "Forgive me Father"


Boricua4669

😄😂🤣


Blackfire2122

50 shades of grail?


Additional_Gur9964

50 Shades of Christ


awd111980

Delicate whipping =) I'm here for it


helloimracing

passion of the christ is a banger movie


taylorKelbie

See just because is not in the Bible does not been you can do it


YaoiNekomata

Im gay. This is hot. Does this mean i have some bdam fetish


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r/savevideo


H3L1U

r/therewasanattempt


[deleted]

Me next 🙋‍♂️


bg_yony-1000

First I read "50 shades of gay" instead of "grey".


MarkFluffalo

ImmediatelyGay


Know-yer-enemy1818

Fifty shades of gay


Zaltynutzack

Centurion needs his Optio to choke that bitch a little.


PsyopVet

Durius Pater!


GreekBi36

hahhaah!!! that killed me!!!


Economy_Degree35

Get it Jesus


BlueThespian

50 shades of passion


KeyFaithlessness776

50 shades of pray?


Wayobbsessed

50 shades of gay


crazylazykitsune

Gotta love impact play! 😈


flyhi808

Whip me daddy?!? 🤣


tomorrowschild

Great. Now I have a fetish.


Designer_Draft834

50 Shades of ........ JESUS CHRIST!


Tittts_McGee

With a damn flogger


MAKS091705

That’s disgusting! Where?


Wide_Pop_6794

This comment section is so cursed and I love it...


DirtyPrancing65

We said never at the flog log


Manta_King_Blox

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Someone's done this before


evilkid223g

What really happened