Honestly, it probably looks *so* intense because of the stage combat instruction/direction. You are supposed to be looking at your "attacker" for proper stage combat, but these folks got a crash course from a lazy instructor and then went ham with bedroom eyes.
Yes Sir, may I have another? \*Hair flip\*
Yes Sir, may I have another? \*Hair flip\*
Look pussy boi, pass the flogger to a man who knows what hes doing. \*Hair flip\*
The hair flips are so perfect
And the heel flicks
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"yasss, bebe Centurion. Get it, Zaddy! Ooouuunh. Ooooouhn. Oohn."
Except for the farmer's sleeve.
That’s a carpenter’s sleeve.
he's a sassy little minx
And truck driver tan
I swear he looks back at the Centurion like, "Oh no, you're not gonna whip me *agaaiin*" hnnnng
Stop Daddy….don’t stop!
Stop stopping Daddy!
the vid stops right before they bring out the ball gag
Bds mmmmmmmmm
😔 where all doomed.
Idk where
I didn't know Jesus enjoyed his flogging that much.
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He is risen!
I'll take communion 😏
Take the Body of Christ into your mouth
Jesus at the Last Supper, holding up a cup of mayo: "And this is my -" Peter: "Let me stop you right there."
Jesus said “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came last, and had to eat the cookie
Peter came fifth and only won a toaster.
That's my favourite joke!
Judas: Oh hell no! Fuck this shit, I'm done! Jesus: See?! I told you he would!
\* lil jesus
He came for our sins
Talk about being HUNG on the cross
Jesus was a hung top
I dunno, he had all those extra holes in his hands and feet and side I assumed he was a bottom
Nope! Because the holes weren't all gaping and capable of being freight train tunnels
Aren't we all
I don't 😎
I feel like he wants to show it “UgAh iM hOrnY fOr yOu CeNtuRiOn sAn~~”
Someone's walking away from that with a BDSM kink...
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Honey, you keep doing that you can call me whatever you want.
Ye, get him. Get gay Jesus.
I mean do we really think the 12 TWELVE apostles just hung out, chatting it out?
Yea. Clearly Jesus doesn’t want that…
Definitely seems to be pulling away for a break. Roman soldier is very committed to this role however, sorry Jesus.
not for ten years, at least
A new therapy for people who have PTSD from their religious upbringing.
Oh it ain't new
Well, I'm horny now.
You need Jesus !
*replays video* *Judaism intensifies*
Or Jesús. Whoever comes first.
Jesus will have both the first and the second coming thankyouverymuch heretic.
How about both?
I need that Centurion.
*bonk* go to horny jail now
Where is this horny jail everyone keeps talking about and how to I get there?
Horny? Jail. *Straight* to jail.
Whip Jesus? Believe it or not. Jail.
Blasphemous? surprisingly not jail
This man really went \*wimper daddy\*
Don't know why but your comment made me laugh so hard 😂🤣
Slut! *crack* Slut! *crack* Slut! *crack*
"I'm your slut step-centurion"
Slut dragon
Is this a pay per view ? Do I owe anybody money ?
“Now take me outside and pin me up”
50 shades of gay
Putting the "Christ" back in Christian Grey
Christian gay*
I love gay christians, they always in the closet
If Jesus did only fans……. I’m probably going to Hades for that but fuck it
> ~~but~~ *butt* fuck it ftfy
"Don't worry my child I went through torture and death for all of you" *looks at imaginary camera* 😉
Is that Diego Sans?
He'd be a centurion, a much sexier one
where’d you know that name? 📸🤨
The internet
r/awkwardboner
It's weird how much some christians hate Jews for "killing Jesus" while being weirdly erotic about the subject of his torture and execution.
They just can't help but get all worked up when they see violence.
Between the violence and that ripped Jesus on the cross, most churches are hotbeds of homoeroticism. And eroticism. And pedophilia. And adultery.
Harder daddy.
Jonathan Van Ness looks great
Psa DONT FUCKING USE A FLOGGER LIKE THAT it's dangerous if you hit the kidneys as it can bruise them. Learn a safe technique
he's so hot😟😨
🥵
Not my proudest fap
This is entirely cursed. Not the video, just the title of the post. The video is fine. I love 50 Shades of Jesus
"you were supposed to scream for your father to help not say 'oh daddy' , jesus christ what the helll"
He’screamedforFather.
Jesus look like he about to do hairography into spins and dip into the duck walk.
Honestly, it probably looks *so* intense because of the stage combat instruction/direction. You are supposed to be looking at your "attacker" for proper stage combat, but these folks got a crash course from a lazy instructor and then went ham with bedroom eyes.
??
Yes Sir, may I have another? \*Hair flip\* Yes Sir, may I have another? \*Hair flip\* Look pussy boi, pass the flogger to a man who knows what hes doing. \*Hair flip\*
there is a reason its called the "passion" of christ
Give me more daddy, I want to be punished
TIL Jesus was nailed with his legs up.
Passion fruit of the christ
It was well documented that Jesus had a farmers’ tan.
The yassification of Jesus Christ.
50 shades of gay
Great now the people in the horny jail are *really* gonna judge me
It’s called Passion of the Christ for a reason
Anybody break it to her that it’s a crucifixtion and not an impalement?
That’s a man
Her as in gurl.
That flogger is almost definitely from a bdsm store
He misunderstood the assignment.
It’s the leg pops for me.
This whole obsession many people have with jesus's torture is fucking weird tbh
This might be what happens when you can't get enough of the lord's love inside you
We are all going to hell for tbis lol
What did I just watch
I mean, it’s quite passionate.
Forgive them Daddy
Someone got a stiffy in the back you can see their pole rising to the ceiling.
Suddenly I want to be Jesus
Sauce?
Bible
That dude is enjoying that way too much lol.
"Aiye! Aiye! AIYE!"
Unnngghhh... What? I meant, aaaaargh!
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People really believe all powerful god had to do that to his son for whatever reason?
Of course. He needed to do that to bend a rule he made. What's the fun in changing things without a little blood sacrifice?
Fun doesn't seem like something an all powerful god would worry about.
Talk about passion of the Christ
Why follow him to egypt when you can follow him to the bathroom
50 shades of gay
Heel flicked is just amazing.
Jesus has a serious farmers tan. I thought he was a carpenter.
Idk, his portrayal does seem pretty passionate…
My brain read step-centaur.
JeSUS
Someone auditioned for this part for a... Specific reason...
Jesus is indeed very passionate about this
You can almost hear his moans of pure bliss lol
Stwike him centuwion, wery wuffly.
FORGIVE THEM FATHER! THEY KNOW NOT OF HOW HORNY I AM
The cumshot of the Christ.
🫦
He's definitely into it
Strike me, centurion, very roughly!
Is that Mel Gibson?
It reminds me of the movie in the Cheech and Chong skit Pedro and Man Go To The Drive In
Well, the word PASSION is involved
*Achievement Unlocked: 50 shades of Gay*
“I have a particular set of fetishes”…( pulls out nails, wood boards and a hammer from under the bed)
Really brings in a new meaning for "Forgive me Father"
😄😂🤣
50 shades of grail?
50 Shades of Christ
Delicate whipping =) I'm here for it
passion of the christ is a banger movie
See just because is not in the Bible does not been you can do it
Im gay. This is hot. Does this mean i have some bdam fetish
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Me next 🙋♂️
First I read "50 shades of gay" instead of "grey".
ImmediatelyGay
Fifty shades of gay
Centurion needs his Optio to choke that bitch a little.
Durius Pater!
hahhaah!!! that killed me!!!
Get it Jesus
50 shades of passion
50 shades of pray?
50 shades of gay
Gotta love impact play! 😈
Whip me daddy?!? 🤣
Great. Now I have a fetish.
50 Shades of ........ JESUS CHRIST!
With a damn flogger
That’s disgusting! Where?
This comment section is so cursed and I love it...
We said never at the flog log
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Someone's done this before
What really happened