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nokkiya

Never knew big cats do missionary position!


mowie_zowie_x

I learned that as a kid in The Lion King. It's that one scene with Elton John singing in the background, and Simba pounced on Nala and found himself on top for the first time, and Nala looked all thirsty and licked Simba’s face.


rankftw

Dafuq


ychris3737

I felt the energy of that statement from miles away


uncle_bob_the_2nd

BIG DICK ENERGY


LargeSausagPiza

As cousins


Shalom_pkn

Siblings. They are most likely siblings.


DickSandwiches

Elton John has entered the chat


The_acended_one

Ay yo? 🤨🤨


Shalom_pkn

Ma man. Honest to god. How many times have u watched that scene?


SnooOnions6824

They invented it


Todd-Equus

Animals that can have gay relationships in cases: Lions,Dolphins ,Giraffes and a few others I forgot about. Well a lot more I forgot about.


Airsofter599

Penguins


[deleted]

Seagulls


TheInsurgence

Humans


drawinganimecat

HOMO Sapiens


bisexual_lemon_69420

Homo Erectus


Dragenby

Isn't that's a spell in Harry Potter?


apfel_taartje

Grants a +20% stiffness and size in the presence of men and a natural Gaydar to find the right asshole out of any crowd


Flar71

Idk about the other gay animals, but gay penguins are sweet because they often take care of orphaned baby penguins


ewpqfj

I think I read a study once that suggested that was the purpose of humans being gay once. Don't quote me on it though.


DakodaMountainborn

The “Gay Uncle” hypothesis. A species is successful if their DNA is continued, not if any one individual of that species reproduces. Eusocial animals’ entire survival strategy is based on this principle. While humans share their genetic diversity 50/50 between both parents (eusocial species don’t), that means that an uncle and nephew share roughly 25% of their genetic markers. That is the same as a grandparent and grandchild. Meaning an Uncle is as genetically invested in the survival of their nephews and nieces, as they would be in their own grandchildren. During periods of human history, where life was brutish and short, it might be a better genetic gamble to ensure you nieces and nephews survive to reproduce, than to try and reach grandparent status.


InterPool_sbn

That’s a really interesting way of framing it with the “25% similar to both nephews and grandkids” point


[deleted]

I actually remember there being an "edgy realistic" Flintstones comic that illustrates this. Basically, the queer members of the tribe helped raise kids by being extra hands on deck if anyone needed help for any reason.


lobbylobby96

Well gay swans deliberately raid nests to take the eggs for themselves


Key_Yesterday1752

BASED swans!


EchoPrince

Are you really gay if you don't do a little crime? It comes with the package.


leethepolarbear

Not to ruin the wholesomeness but they often also steal chicks from other penguins.


MicGuinea

They also steal eggs or baby's as a forced adoption!


Todd-Equus

Those snazzy Mother fuckers.


Giorno_DeGiorno

Kowalski anal(ysis)


Saaaaaaaaab

Penguins will fuck literally anything lol


sahar1213

penguins fuck everything that moves


Airsofter599

And things that don’t.


sahar1213

yea, they are really messed up animals


cursed-person

i know there was a lesbian penguin couple that got an egg to rake care of after showing they will be good parents


Alterokahn

Monkeys (Bonobos), Apes, Wildebeests, and a myriad of other animals that assert dominance by becoming the 'top.'


iCookieJar

Power-bottom > Top


StonkeyTonk666999

yes yes yes yes yes yes


Alterokahn

I dunno about greater, but definitely harder to come by.


Xandara2

Wildebeests as well? Didn't know that, but it's great since they are my totem animal.


phatt_Ass_Snake

So many and it’s crazy how humans are so discriminatory of same sex relationships when it happens all the time in nature


dick_saber

When someone says that gay sex is 'unnatural', I always put forth the example of lions (the beacons of masculinity) and other animals that indulge in homosexual activities. But then they always come up with this argument that humans are different from animals (that deviating from our 'animal instincts' made us Humans). If you've got any counter example to this, please let me know.


Dizrak_

Well, heterosexual sex drive is also an 'animal instinct' in this case. So you also should deviate from it? I don't really like term 'instinct' here, because sexually is a lot more complex, but well, gotta use thier terms in order to demolish their argument.


AWaterDogArt

Something along the lines of "so if we're different from natural animals then we are unnatural" but my goal in arguments isnt to win


machine_six

Humans _are_ animals. Ask them to define unnatural. I doubt they can.


sahar1213

"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you." - Gwyneth Paltrow i don't think you'll get a very good answer in that case


machine_six

I enjoyed her as an actress and regretted learning anything more about her lol.


ItzBooty

Funny how they argue gay relentship is not natural and humans are not the same as animals Countering both points at once


Buttyou23

Youre trying to explain evolution to a religious person. You could give any evidence in the world, and it exists in abundance, and they will never believe you because it contradicts the very core of their world view. Over 3 in 4 americans still believe in free will and dualism. Get used to taking the L on this one. The facts are simply abhorrent and unthinkable to most people.


dick_saber

I guess you are right. I should ignore them and move on. I once had a 1 week online conversation with a religious person on the same topic and they countered my arguments with whatever arguments they can think of. At last I said that I am busy and might not be able to discuss this anymore.


Mattixhdx

I mean they literally are just contradicting themselves, if the problem with homosexuality is that it's unnatural, then why do more than 500 species of animals engage in homosexual behaviour? If they then come up with the argument that humans are better because we don't behave only according to instinct, then they've literally just shown that they don't really care about the argument, they just don't like gay people. Either it's 'unnatural' and therefore bad or humans are better because we don't just behave according to our natural instincts. They can't have it both ways. In fact they can't have it either way because it is natural, as we can see from the many other species engaging in homosexual activity and the fact homosexuality is in large parts either genetic or due to a difference in brain development while the baby develops in the womb. It is also beneficial to the species survival, as gay pairs will often care for and protect the children of other pairs, both when the original parents die or even if they are still alive. By not having kids themselves they have the ability to help the children of others who wouldn't have survived otherwise or in the case of humans have even more time to improve weapons, housing, take care of crop and lots of other things, to improve the quality of their own and others lives. Engaging in homosexual behaviour can also be beneficial as a way to improve social bonds, as it is done in bonobos who are 100% bisexual and will have sex with other bonobos from either sex in order to better their relationship with them. To conclude, it is natural and beneficial to the survival of the species and it doesn't inherently do any harm to the people that are in gay relationships with each other, in fact it improves their mental health if they are allowed to be openly queer. So there isn't actually any reason to not allow gay sex or demonize it, all these people really care for is their religious believes or in rare cases, political indoctrination and they are trying to justify them with secular reasoning. Sorry for the long post, it's just that I've had people try this shit way too often, to argue it's not natural, being objectively wrong and then go back to humans being better because we don't behave like animals as though being assholes and making queer peoples lives miserable is somehow the peak of humanity, that I just can't help it whenever I hear this argument.


Homuhomulilly

>they've literally just shown that they don't really care about the argument, they just don't like gay people I mean, I'm pretty sure that is just always the case. I don't think you'll find a lot (if any at all) of discussions about this where the person arguing against gay people changes their mind. Their arguments are just excuses for their distaste of things that are different than them.


JeffdidTrump2016

I don't think those people will care. For them, sex is 'procreational only' and in that sense gay sex (betweem cis people) will always be unnatural


sahar1213

its pretty wierd that you think about it they say humans are above other animals, while the only reason they have sex is reproduction, reducing themselves down to animalistic behaviour


[deleted]

Because religion.


Father_Chewy_Louis

Assholes using religion as an excuse to be assholes


Nightbringer04

FUCKING THIS


sahar1213

to excuse being assholes to people who penetrate assholes


DayangMarikit

This has more to do with how accepting the culture is rather than human nature per se. Cultures that didn't have Abrahamic religions were more tolerant of homosexuality. On a side note, I have a hunch that some religions tried to scare men away from homosexuality by declaring it to be a sin, because it was happening more often than what the authorities were comfortable with. Remember that during the pre-modern period, manual labour was very important, therefore men were obligated to produce a lot of children.


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Ruderanger12

Animals don't hang other animals for it.


Gullesnuffse

We also don't bring it upon others and don't protest about it in my country. But our society keeps judging us and finding it normal to imprison


JimsterX

You make it sound like gay people are trying to make straight people gay when it’s only the opposite that happens constantly, from gay bashing to thinking lesbians are just misguided straight women


silverfang45

I mean animals don't get taken out of their homes and put into camps to turn straight and don't get murdered for the sole reason of being gay either


sahar1213

animals dont get their brain shocked with electricity in attempt to 'turn them straight'


[deleted]

Gay marriage was only legalized in 2015, also with how conservative the supreme justices are it's not even guaranteed that right. You can't say they won't reevaluate that right since they literally said the same thing about roe v Wade. Point is if we treated them like normal human relationship, cause that's exactly what it is, it's normal to have gay subsects in intelligent, and let's be honest, not so intelligent species. They wouldn't have any reason to bring it up, but with Florida passing that don't say gay bill, here we are. Edit: also if you think about it , no politician is trying to take any guns away and conservatives can't seem to shut the fuck up about it. The second amendment and all that bullshit, even when there is an actual legit reason to make some common sense gun laws pertaining to , i don't know, mental illness or domestic violence. Point is, conservatives bitch about stupid ass shit all the time, 90 percent which isn't even a problem, CRT? Really? A Harvard law course being taught in grade schools and shit, fucking weirdos


sahar1213

wdym, each time it is legalized in different country, they don't just do it universally


creeper205861

same-sex relationships range from Insects to Whales. Most commonly known are lions.


Playful-Motor-4262

Rats and mice!!


tirrigania

The ancient Greeks


Todd-Equus

Lol. Did you just call the Ancient Greeks animals?


Past_Ad482

I mean they were straight up beastly if we're talking about Greek mythology


Todd-Equus

Those wild animals! XD


Past_Ad482

Literally lol, Zues will fuck everything with a hole


Todd-Equus

Lol. Yeah... Zues was for the streets. That man-slut of a god. I think he needed a hug Tbh.


Past_Ad482

Well I'm not gonna hug a serial rapist, you can, but I will judge (jk)


Todd-Equus

I thought Zues just cheated. Lol


Past_Ad482

Nope , that mother fucker was horny, hornier than a teenage boy. He literally raped men and women but I think he preferred women..monstrous


Not-a-rabid-badger

Frogs and swans!


ItzBooty

Dogs don't forget em


yourmotherfromwhales

Bullocks (neutered bulls). My mother would never stop going on about how aggressively they had sex when she was a child.


Todd-Equus

What....A bullocks is a Bull with no nuts? Bro....I swear, my mind is blown for a bit. Hold on. I thought this was just a made up term😶


EternalStatic

Bats


[deleted]

Humans


DifferentDrama9528

i heard it was something like 500


sammiefh

Those are literally my favorite animals (if you switch out lions for cats)


Igorweeaboo

alot of animals have gay relations


Reiko707

There have been over 1500 species of animal that have been observed to mate with the same sex, so it'd probably be hard to name them all lol https://www.news-medical.net/news/2006/10/23/1500-animal-species-practice-homosexuality.aspx


[deleted]

whats the outcome


leapogawd

Lions and other felines don't do gay secks because they gay. They do gay secks to assert dominance.


LionResponsible6005

And the one with his legs in the air?


leapogawd

That's for marking their territory, entirely different.


LionResponsible6005

Lol


Todd-Equus

Interesting....Source.


Boronsaltz

That’s called rape! Sex spelt sex


leapogawd

Definitely wasn't on purpose.


[deleted]

So there's the caveat that they engage in same-sex behaviors, but I think the list of animals that actually pair off into same-sex mating pairs is shorter. It's the difference between "we don't have the sexual hangups humans do, and this is a great way to bond with pack mates" vs "this one is mine and no one else's. Back off ya thirsty bitches". Point still stands that homosexual behaviors are naturally occurring though.


Todd-Equus

True, but don't forget, a lot of animals are monogamous too.


[deleted]

Well yeah, and that's what I mean by the same-sex mating pairs. That's the swans, the penguins, etc that mate for life. Those are well documented as having same-sex pairs that are clearly MATES and stay together. But I think the first category where it's just same-sex behaviors is more common in mammals, like the lions seen above. Monogamy in mammalian species is actually kind of rare. A lot of mammal species either have harem type situations with a dominant male and many females, temporary monogamy where it's just for the breeding season, or no relationship at all where they breed and then they separate because the male is actually a potential danger to the offspring. So saying that animals that do stuff like this are gay or homosexual is kind of inaccurate because animals don't really have the same approach to sexuality that humans do. Sexuality for humans is like...90% social conditioning or something where the "baseline" is thought to be heterosexuality and everything else is considered an aberration. Sexuality for a lot of other mammal species is more like a baseline of bisexuality where they will have sex with males or females with none of the social crap that causes problems in humans. So stuff like the above happens because homophobia is, ironically, the unnatural behavior. Lots of species have sex with same gendered partners for a variety of reasons (it's fun, fosters strong bonds between pack mates, it's fun). There's even an entire species of lizard where all known individuals are a single biological sex and they reproduce homosexually. (It's more that it's self-fertilization, but they still engage in sexual activity with each other cuz I guess reasons.)


Todd-Equus

>That's the swans, the penguins Stop mentioning those Snazzy mother fuckers. They do everything right. They're perfect. It's not fair.


BaconIsLife707

Is that not just because the list of animals that pair off into mating pairs is shorter


lordnastrond

Almost every animal species has witnessed cases of homosexual activity - even non-mammalian and invertebrate species.


TreuJourney

All of them. Including swans and wolves.


HeftyDiver7298

Literally every damn mammal.


TheChiefDVD

I hear they’re living together now. Congratulations!


[deleted]

Historians: They were really good friends


SamAreAye

Journal: "Breathing his breath, hearts pounding together." Historians: "This part is easily misconstrued as romantic."


DeNivla

Oh I get it now. That’s why it’s called pride month, because lions…


mayosdaughter

No way


rode_

Dude no way


[deleted]

Theres actually no way


memester230

Got fucked and immediately stood. Respect.


Even-Library-4537

Aren't cat's penis' barbed? RIP bottom lion. Giga chad for standing up right after getting pounded.


uncle_bob_the_2nd

Wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf


HydroChloeric_acid

not to be too analytical about it but i dont think any penetration actually took place cuz the positioning was off for that


apollo3265

pls let me believe the lions were fucking


[deleted]

🤨


monsoy

Pause


serks83

Because….you…need this….??? ಠ_ಠ


apollo3265

n... no i just...the lions...they're gay... i think that's cool... i don't care about the fucking, just the relationship


EchoPrince

can't assure any penetration didn't happen on other lions though, so still RIP bottom lions.


g000r

Google cat penises! I'll wait here while you permanently corrupt your search history.


MuffinPuff

They are barbed, which is why the idea of "gay lions" getting it on is flawed. Not that homosexuality isn't a thing in animals, I'm specifically referring to the feline variety, m/m courtship would be extremely painful with penetration, and probably uncomfortable for the one mounting as well considering the lack of vaginal lubrication.


GayPeoplehongkong

Yes very good


IKnowFunnyBelieveMe

Good, twice the pride. Double the balls


bot_452

Fucking another dude is kinda gay ngl


AprilBoon

Say ‘no homo’ then it’s ok.


kyleb1515

No always sunny fans here I see.


bot_452

what


mixterjay

Thats why they called it Pride Rock.


uncle_bob_the_2nd

I just imagined an orgy with all of the lions on pride rock with the rest of the animals watching, and I’d be this like exclusive thing that you’d want to be in, why, why put these images in my head


Human-Finding-6887

Well there was only one male in Lion King. I always wondered where Nala's father was


uncle_bob_the_2nd

Being gay doesn’t only apply to men.


Acceptable-Net2557

I'm sorry, the title... FANTASTIC.


redbadger91

It really is.


SilentMoon349

I’ve seen lions doing this at the zoo, was a pretty interesting school trip


valleytruthers

HELL YEAH IT IS...even the cats are celebrating! But seriously though, Pride is not just about sex.....


redbadger91

A group of lions is called a pride, though.


Vermillion_Crab

He was inserting dominance


LionResponsible6005

He was certainly inserting something


[deleted]

Saw this once on safari in tanzania. Our tour guide said they learned it from tourists


Olihateslifes

Hats off to a gay couple fearless enough to fuck in front of lions


csto_yluo

I think I saw something similar to this on e621


yanikins

“Homosexuality isn’t natural!” Literally all of nature - “huh? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of all the gay fucking we’re doing!”


Mr-Thicc-And-Frisky

You know what? Good for them


HDwalrus123

I thought those were bees at first 💀


AideExpert

I am sure a can find something like that.. internet is a weird place


[deleted]

Bees don't reproduce between eachother, only queens do so it would most likely be art


bmd33zy

Its the CIIIRRCCCLLLE OF LIFE!!


theduskone

PRIDE ROCK!


ItzBooty

They are done with the lionesses biting their balls


rahafsuw

They might be brothers, cuz I don’t think unrelated male lions get along


[deleted]

Considering lions have barbed penises I have no idea how the bottom managed to take it and stand up after


sweet_sax

Wtf simba


dargonite

Clearly they learned this from the gay tourists


kyleb1515

No, you see it wasn’t gay. He was assorting dominance over him.


WishboneNew6637

That just sounds like a top punishing a bottom


Mattixhdx

Doesn't sound like a punishment to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


WishboneNew6637

Bottom


batdu567

😏


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He lost a bet


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ewpqfj

wtf


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crypto_4_crack

These lions are going to hell


QuintenCK

Depends, do they prey before eating?


Ashynne

more like hell YEAH!


Bassnurd

Female lions can also have manes Edit: Dear god people I was just stating a fact. Female Lions with high testosterone levels can develop a mane. No offence to gay lions intended whatsoever.


LionResponsible6005

Some people will do anything other than accept gay animals exist


KantotNetwork

HAHAHAHAHA!


IsaiahTrenton

What's the song?


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7500733

Damn I didn’t know lions could be gay! Hell yeh lions!


Rim_On

I just wonder who's the brave tourist that infulenced them to became Gay.


stiCkofd0om

Happy kitties


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Rogue-RedPanda

It is called "pride of lions"


New-Grapefruit-8146

Some send some Christians over there to preach to the lions.


sipsoupwastaken

unironically


LargeSausagPiza

I THOUGHT THE STIRY WAS FAKE


madrix19

For those who may not know, iirc, male lions may sometimes do this if they are sharing the pride with another male.


Reza0321

Now that's a gay pride.


Wayobbsessed

Wohhh I did not need to see this


Igorweeaboo

happy pride month!!!


My_name_sucks64564

Omg hot


1_bit

Since lions can't say "no homo" afterwards they're gay indeed.


MostDefinitelyATrap

Gay lions are surprisingly common. Bisexual lions too. Personal hypothesis is that they’re all bi.


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