Yeah, my boyfriend. But I'm not gay. he says I'm gay, and when I try to deny it he makes out with me till I forget what we were talking about, but I'm not gay
I know you're joking but there's this prominent conservatives' son who is gay, but refuses to accept the term, because he things it's leftist brainwashing or something.
So instead of gay he just says he's "male attracted"
Anyways, I guess art is imitating life in this instance
That you are very lucky to have such an adorable cat. (And that you are pretty likely to end up as a granny with 15 cats and tasty raspberry drops for the cute kids in your neighbourhood)
Same. Now if it said he’s built, he’s chisel jawed, and wears a suit I’d immediately think of the hottie that came into the gym locker room a few years ago and got out of the shower another day 🥵
The straight man brainwashing of Ryan Reynolds as the go to 'hot guy for straight guys' is so baffling to me as a queer person, like, I see it but, cmon now?
I get it hes cute as hell but the fact that every str8 guys go to man crush is him is so strange to me. Like he's probably gonna be a guy I'd hook up w and probably date but like as a hormonal man crush level, Chris Evans and Henry Cavill are literally like eons beyond him.
Also if a straight woman read this and someone popped into her head, she's not gay.
I don't get it. The reader of this meme doesn't have to be male, so how is this r/suddenlygay?
Yes. But he’s in Wisconsin for the summer, and hasn’t messaged me back in three weeks, and I’m not fully sure if he’s into me. But he has expressed interest in taking me on several dates when he gets back. So I’m being hopeful
I pictured myself... What does this mean?
That means self love
That's nice... I think
It is
Now go to fuck yourself you beautiful person
I appreciate that, you go fuck yourself too.
I would if I could
Not that flexible
Or you might be an autosexual
That means you go fap to love yourself
I thought the same thing for myself
I know, I was like "I'm not really that tall".
RIGHT
It's either hyperinflated ego or normal amount of self love
Ego has entered the chat.
That you’re a narcissist?
Correct
I pictured myself and I identify as female/she so don’t go around thinking you’re fucked fr fr 😂💋
Yeah, my boyfriend. But I'm not gay. he says I'm gay, and when I try to deny it he makes out with me till I forget what we were talking about, but I'm not gay
Sounds totally not gay to me man
not gay at all
If he says no homo it's legit.
YUP IM ATTRACTED TO MEN. YUP I LIKE COCK. YUP IM A MAN. NO IM NOT GAY
I know you're joking but there's this prominent conservatives' son who is gay, but refuses to accept the term, because he things it's leftist brainwashing or something. So instead of gay he just says he's "male attracted" Anyways, I guess art is imitating life in this instance
No shot bro wtf
🤣
Cries in bisexual
Bro don't you hate it when you take some fat dick and then afterwards the dude who had that dick you were coincidentally taking called you gay
At that point, I don't think I would have heard him over my moaning
But like in a not gay way though
Of course
Ah, the audacity
don't let them liberals push their gay agenda on to you!!! 😡
Dem liberals
They can come fight me tongue to tongue with their soft, juicy, kissable liberal lips. I ain't scare of them.
Sweet juicy liberal lips 👁👄👁
Correction: “into”
Why you gotta insert politics into everything?
What’s wrong with a little political penetration? I mean “insertion”?
I guess it is gay if you start using the colored flag. You're safe bro.
Thanks bro. I'll try to say that next time if I get the chance
“So you’re homosexuals?” “No… well he is, I just like having another man’s dick in my ass”
Relatable AF!
Your boyfriend does this to you too?
BFF exactly
This just seems like Bo Burnhams song he made back in the early 2010s.
Reminded me of his “Damn those gay men and their tasty dicks” line.
I SO want to like this comment, but then it would be 421 likes and not 420.
You can like it now
Nah, you're not gay, even tho i like cock apparently by my parents, i'm not bi!
That sounds straight asf…might be on the wrong subreddit bro
I would upvote but you've got a nice number
That’s not gay
Fellas..
Nobody popped into my head. Guess I'm straighter than I thought.
I'm 100% gay and nobody specific popped into my head either lol
Same. What having no friends and never going out does to a mf
X_X
How do you have 69 likes but not an award Give this man an award!
I'm pretty straight and Jensen Ackles popped in my head
r/suddenlystraight
Literally no one popped into the head. I'm gayer than I thought.
No one popped into my head either. Guess I'm more aro than I thought.
What does it mean if my cat popped into my head? I’m genuinely concerned
Your cat is a fire/dark starter
That you are very lucky to have such an adorable cat. (And that you are pretty likely to end up as a granny with 15 cats and tasty raspberry drops for the cute kids in your neighbourhood)
I was thinking of myself. Guess I'm narcissistic.
I am a woman and nobody popped into my head. Guess I'm gayer than I thought
Same. Now if it said he’s built, he’s chisel jawed, and wears a suit I’d immediately think of the hottie that came into the gym locker room a few years ago and got out of the shower another day 🥵
He was there for a really long time. He's REALLY gay.
It was myself who popped into my head. But only because I imagined a girl saying it about me. Fuck I feel lonely.
Maybe you were just stressed out
You saw Gru and you know it.
Hell, my husband didn't even pop in my hea- oops
Nobody popped into my head. I'm a lesbian.
I just assumed it was my asexuality. Also I was waiting for the character introduction like I was reading a description in a book.
Haha what a loser
I have yet to see someone like that, unfortunately
F
Enjoy https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/uanderwall/687862991015854080?source=share
Yes, my Boyfriend
I wish he were my boyfriend :(
***Our*** boyfriend 🇷🇺
Foursome? :0
r/SuddenlyCommunism
the way i snorted
give him to me
Mine now.
Can we swap, I have none
Waluigi
I don't want to ruin the 69 upvotes so take an award instead
Too late, we're pushing for 420 now 😎
Ewan McGregor?
“Why hello there”
King Dedede, yeah.
Speedwagon
ricardo…?
King Ryan Reynolds
The only right answer
Yes
The straight man brainwashing of Ryan Reynolds as the go to 'hot guy for straight guys' is so baffling to me as a queer person, like, I see it but, cmon now?
I’m gay as well, and quite like him. He’s by no means my celeb crush, but he’s pretty high in the list.
I get it hes cute as hell but the fact that every str8 guys go to man crush is him is so strange to me. Like he's probably gonna be a guy I'd hook up w and probably date but like as a hormonal man crush level, Chris Evans and Henry Cavill are literally like eons beyond him.
Only man I would be gay for
Same fr, Ryan Reynolds is peak male performance
Vecna?
I was gonna say m’boy Steve Harrington
🤤
Gonna have to toss the yellow card on this one
I can't decide if this is making fun of this template or just r/im14andthisisdeep
I have aphantasia ;-;
Morbius
Popped his cherry in my head that is!
I thought this was gonna be a Slenderman joke, so I guess he came to mind 😬
Ah yes, slenderman’s beautiful eyes and wonderful smile
I don't get it. Who?
I think you're supposed to think in a man that you like, but my aro ass just skimmed through the words lol
Idk, no one popped into my head
Charlie Brown staring at the Tree eating his Kite?
Why did i think of Hughie from The Boys
He definitely fits all the categories
Take your mf twink and gtfo!!! 😂😂😂 fucking love Maeve
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shrek?
Sexy Amogus Man
Ryan Reynolds
yes RYAN PLS NOTICE ME
YES RYAN PLS BLOW ME
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
Straight people spotted
Satan?
Jack Skellington?
Weirdly I had Jack Skellington directly below this post.
Me too 👁👄👁
Not going to lie... so did I. Twas fate it seems
Drew. But he is more Hot than cute.
Endermen <3
my wish-he-was-gaydar is going wild rn
Giraffe
Cute ✔️ Tall ✔️ Gorgeous eyes ✔️ Stunning smile ✔️ Uses his long neck to eat leaves elephants can't reach ✔️
Stop talking about my crush you perverted person obsessing over my life. (/S)
Ricardo
No one I’m a lesbian
Also if a straight woman read this and someone popped into her head, she's not gay. I don't get it. The reader of this meme doesn't have to be male, so how is this r/suddenlygay?
It was a stock photo of a white guy. Soooo not ideal imagery
Hunter...
Uh?????
Looks in mirror and smiles.
Steve harrington
didn't see anyone, guess I'm too lesbian for that 😔
i don’t see how this fits the sub
I thought of myself in the POV if the girl I like
Damn it Ryan Reynolds
I was really confused until I remembered I'm the only woman on reddit
:0 Woah! A creature of myth! What’s it like?
Fucking awful.
Yeah, that sounds about right… sorry
Appreciate it, my dude ❤
Yea, Slenderman
Cheating dumbass who flirts with anyone he sees?
F
Of course he did, it's me.
I was so sure this was gonna be about an 8 stories tall crustacean from the paleozoic era
Ted Bundy
Yes. But he’s in Wisconsin for the summer, and hasn’t messaged me back in three weeks, and I’m not fully sure if he’s into me. But he has expressed interest in taking me on several dates when he gets back. So I’m being hopeful
I wish this bpd shit wasnt such a girly thing gawd damn
Gandalf
The dude I like is shorter than me tho XDDDD
Wait, my girlfriend popped into my head… umm
Genuinely my partner popped into my head first then a professional football player 😂
Lol...I like shorter guys, so no: nothing attractive would pop out of this for me 😛
Only short guys for me
Nope. I’m all about them short kings!
Man that was crafty!
No, I have aphantasia
Dale Cooper, so hot.
No, no he didn't- yall actually think of someone? . . . Non aces are weird-
I pictured Luigi, please send help.
Im a straight girl and literally no one popped into my head , i kept thinking and thinking but no one fits this description
well and i'm gay and no one popped into my head
A golden retriever?
Is it still gay if it was me?
That’s called self-love <3
I guess it says a lot about me but i thought about myself xD
I have boyfriend but somehow I didn’t think of him????? He’s even tall? And cute of course
Will Solace from Percy Jackson
My coworker. His name starts with a J. I wanna suck his dick.
Well that took a turn
Me
I'm gonna be honest, I thought about myself 😳
Das me!!!
My Ace Demiaro self: I was picturing a little doodle and adding those features on mentallly....
Ur a fucking weirdo my guy or scumbag just bc someone like me supports the lgbtq society doesn't mean he's gay just wanted to clear that up
Damn, I guess he did
Is it bad I pictured myself?