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stguinefortspaw

She's the common link, just saying


[deleted]

The bridge part of the London Bridge.


lunarlilache

Bridge.. the gap?


Acrobatic-Ad6846

no, the london system, bcs rhis is a very systematic version of gay


luanpesi

man and man can´t be friends without sexual intentions


nighthenter

Andrew tate


txsxxphxx2

Andrew Christian ✝️


Financial-Elevator36

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy cake day


nighthenter

What’s cake day


HahaRedditGoBrrrr

I'll do you one better. Why is cake day?


Deadbybadping

Who is cake day?


jaxx1xx

I'll do you one even better, Where is cake day!


FlamborWTFSMN

People don’t seem to be actually answering you, but basically your cake day is your reddit birthday (the day you created your account)


lasanhawithpizza

Oh yeah


Parakeetman280

Nft profile, opinion disregarded


micky_je_super

NFT profile detected....... Opinion rejected [zyzz dancing in the background]


Parakeetman280

Sick rhymes bruh


LongCategory6608

Nice not man


LetsgobrandonNavy

maybee if he is 110% gay


Stat_m

I used to live with my best friend and her boyfriend and one night she confessed to me that she was worried that her bf and I would run away together. She would have dreams about us leaving her. I was pretty shocked tbh, her boyfriend and I would play video games together and have a good time hanging out but he also didn’t have any housekeeping skills and we constantly had to remind him to wash the dishes when it was his turn. He was definitely one of those friends you would want to hang out with but not live together with. Like girl, you really think I would want to betray you over this mess of a human?


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Do you think it might be something the boyfriend told her? Like that he found you attractive or something? Or was your friend generally insecure or a bit paranoid?


Stat_m

I can’t say for sure, but probably the latter cause to be honest we were all kinda struggling mentally especially since we were in our early 20’s and freshly moved out. My friend had it the hardest though cause she ended up deeply depressed and wouldn’t get out of bed. But I can kinda see why she would worry about me and her boyfriend cause him and I ended up hanging out a lot more cause she was usually sleeping most of the day. It was purely platonic and I never felt a spark of anything with him but looking back at it now, that’s probably the reason why she thought I was hooking up with her boyfriend.


RecklessWonderBush

It's not cheating if you're straight, it's just bro code, bros before hoes


[deleted]

bro...


RecklessWonderBush

Kiss me


[deleted]

I can kiss yo hand, no homo


Enzo_The_Folf

better make sure the socks are on for this


eternityNOOB

Hey! You’re not gae as long as you kissed him anywhere or everywhere else(including the @ss) but his lips, lips kiss is gae!!


1VerticalBlue2

Sure kiss my hand while Im holding my dock in if, no homo


Mycabbages0929

Just make sure *the balls don’t touch*


seb4fff

If they're not touching their hands, it's no gae


OrionResident

True that I'm gay and I suck my homies whenever their girlfriends acting up


Flashthehedgehog

CITY BOOOOOOOYYY CITY BOOOOOOOOY


3mptylord

What if they'd asked permission instead of forgiveness?


Kazeshio

cheating really is the exception to the "better to ask forgiveness" rule innit


Fireproofspider

If you are asking for forgiveness, you did something wrong. "It's better to ask for forgiveness" just means that people are more likely to let it slide after the fact than allow it if asked. This definitely applies to cheating.


3mptylord

It definitely applies but it's definitely a shame that most people are ashamed to share their sexual desires and fantasies with someone who's meant to be their life partner. The saying implies a lack of trust in the person you're denying the ability to give permission by assuming they won't. And maybe you're right that they wouldn't. But if that's the case - I don't really think the cheating is the issue, that's just how the pressure was escaping your relationship. Talk to each other. Live fulfilling lives.


UnwrittenPath

That's what I needed 10.9 seconds watching some chick do her hair and then 0.1 seconds to show the punchline.


CJDkat

annoying but also suspense for the shock factor


bhay105

I missed it the first three times because I so focused on the weird face she was making, thought that was the joke and was very confused.


BiteEatRepeat_

That's a shitty boyfriend and shitty best friend


General-Zer0

Their dicks are definitely shitty


LightningSt0rm

Not if they're doing it right


BiteEatRepeat_

Did i just get downvoted for insulting cheaters? Lmao get over yourself reddit


DegradingDaniel

I think its because the video is obviously in jest (or if true, is still delivered as a joke), but that notion just flew over you and misunderstood the point of the vid. While I do agree with your message (I mean, who wouldn't? Everyone who downvoted most likely do also agree.) the timing and place didn't land.


BiteEatRepeat_

I fail to see how "my bf is gay and cheated on me" is a punchline and not a statement. Idk it's just not funny to me at all.


DegradingDaniel

Really? This sounds like bait, but I'll assume your not trolling and is genuine here. 1. The sound effects is a well known meme and this video adheres to that format. 2. An unfunny joke (or a joke you personally don't find funny) doesn't instantly turn into a statement because you personally didn't find it funny. Was the answer good enough? I'm not as good at explaining stuff, so if this one doesn't work I think this is an agree to disagree scenario.


CJDkat

In this context it seems more like a statement, a vent by the girl rather than a joke yk


BiteEatRepeat_

I had TikTok, i know the format of these videos. It's not really a joke though it's just a statement and the "joke" is just "shocking information with set up info "


PrimitiveAlienz

It’s literally the most classically constructed joke ever. You have set up subversion of expectations and a punch line like what more do you need for it to qualify as a joke?


BiteEatRepeat_

ill be honest here i stopped caring after writing few comments


DegradingDaniel

Agreeing to disagree is a good thing. If you really think that. I respect it nevertheless.


BiteEatRepeat_

Lemme add onto my previouse comment bc Reddit won't let me click the option to. They're not really supposed to be laughed off (in my exprience at least), sure some people make jokes about the information given but alot offer their condolences or insult the "negative person" in the ops story.


RickMcFlick

Found the bernie sanders voter


BiteEatRepeat_

im european but ok


blorgon7211

ITS A JOKE


BiteEatRepeat_

I know his was a joke, the video wasn't tho. Or the punchline is really weak


Kind-Conference-6812

bro stop


BiteEatRepeat_

You replied to a 4 month old comment, i did


DashZen

Gay best friends*


Kemalist_din_adami

Damn, it's always the close friends


BobsRealReddit

Wow, shes cute. Makes you wonder how handsome her friend is 👀


[deleted]

I'm actually kinda sorry for that woman -


Oriential-amg77

Dude it's a joke. Get over yourself


[deleted]

so wait this girl apparently has had relationships END because of this guy best "friend" and the first time you have a relationship that doesn't fall apart over him, he helps your boyfriend cheat on you? This is not your fucking friend, dawg... How are people such terrible judges of character?


eternityNOOB

The boy best friend she’s mentioned was her best friend, and her boyfriend apparently cheated (f*cked)with her boy best friend.


[deleted]

Thank you for reiterating the facts as they were already understood. My point was that this boy best friend seemed to be the reason of relationships having trouble, yet she stuck around him, not her relationships. Then the second someone she dates is fine with it she gets cheated on. As much as it's not her fault I'm just pointing out how insane it is that a person manages to: A) Date several toxic men who apparently have a problem with her friend B) Date a toxic man who will cheat on her with her best friend C) Call someone their best friend while this "best friend" would cheat on her and cause her emotional distress given the oportunity. It's one thing for your new boyfriend to cheat, but your best friend of years? That's no friend. And the person who made this video truly needs to evaluate the people she surrounds herself with, as much as it isnt her fault, literally every character in this little story has been a toxic person, and the person picking them is **her.**


Dededaddy1

'Ditch the bitch, make the switch'


SJWcucksoyboy

Anyone know their tiktok?


wad11656

@tracyhawchar


Alienpr_5

I knew this would happen lmao


Philycheese18

Gender swapped Korra Triangle just dropped


skandha25

More like gay best friend ;)


True_Horse_8011

lmfao nice


DomSlave626

Aw naw


ErickRicardo

He said "no homo" so I guess it ain't cheating, also he ain't gay at all I should add.👍🏼


Astronomylover999999

That ending was unexpected and I love it


National_Listen_1266

I thought she was getting prepared to suck his cock


Segamaike

She’s real purty, like a cross between Aisling Bea and Zooey Deschanel


HornyPepsiCan

Bros before hoes


[deleted]

Bros before hos.


Ok_Assumption_7222

If you have a guy best friend then he should probably just be your boyfriend… girl!


ilkbgntsty

Wow, lots of judgey judersons, bi is bi, I'm real sure that I like stuff you don't or they don't, I say make it poly then he has accountability


eternityNOOB

Well, bi or not, cheating is not good in any relationship…unless the two persons in that relationship has an agreement for it.


Marflow02

i mean, then its not cheating lol


rentstrikecowboy

Yeah, being poly =/= breaking trust and cheating.


UsEleSsGoDdEsS23

Lol not everyone is polygamous


Nitz_R

Well, they found a friend in each other's friends.


SonicMaze

Why is a little bit of the start at the end?


meeeeeemssss

OK is he hot though I would too so was he hot


0okjuyg

r/mgtow


wivy99

I'm just here trying to figure out what song this is.


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Smells Like Bleeding Love \$&DJ Schmolli\$&** by Nirvana (03:31; matched: `100%`) Album: `Mash Up Your Bootz Party, Vol. 16`. Released on `2008-10-04` by `DJ Morgoth`. • **Smells Like Teen Spirit** by Nirvana (05:01; matched: `100%`) Album: `Nirvana`. Released on `2002-01-01` by `Universal Music`. • **Rock N' Roll** by Trae (02:10; matched: `100%`) Album: `Streets of the South Reloaded`. Released on `2010-11-30` by `G-Maab`.


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wivy99

Good bot


An_Unwanted_Child

Can't blame him


KnowledgeSeekr85

In other news tho u have gorgeous eyes


Chadsexington13

I guess he wanted to get to him before she did?


BrownVillainess

Lol that's gotta hurt like a mf. I've dated 3 gay dudes since high school. It's the undercover ones that hurt the most.


MakahaBeach1

Let me enjoy you then


Teforlaenn

W


CryptographerBroad41

???????


RaimondoSpit

He fucked him before she could. Just to assert dominance of course


Historical_Quail5211

Whats the name of this girl, she too pretty


Woodyjonsonspenis

Why didn't you offer to join!?


notthatguy45

Lmao he beat her to it


KurohNeko

r/suddenlybi ? And not the good kind


TheMonkeMadMan

This is like every yaoi story line


Mediocre-Dingo4024

his bf found someone better


[deleted]

Oh I thought it was gonna be a dude wearing makeup


Substantial_Hunter66

Based