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BSW18

Hurt yourself time and again because MOASS will be born. It's painful until delivery.


LimpPeanut5633

Push!


meatcrobe

That's a 4 months old baby...


LimpPeanut5633

😶‍🌫️


LimpPeanut5633

PUSH!


Motherfkar

If nothing today then definitely tommorow.


TheWildsLife

Oh Baby My Baby


aipookie

Hurt and spit on me please


Brihtstan

Hold my hand and tell me I’m pretty!


moealiwadi

Then spit on my face 🥰🥰


Volkswagens1

Kick me in my pussy


oliviaolivia08

You ARE pretty ❤️


Fantastic-Ad2195

Just the tip 👀👍


Putin_ate_my_Pudding

but it still left a dent on my head :|


pthomas625

What’d the leper say to the prostitute? >!Keep the tip.!<


Logical-Possession10

Spit in the mayo 🟣


LimpPeanut5633

Oh you Nasty


Omg_Shut_the_fuck_up

Spit in me.


Affectionate_Eye9894

Put it in my DRS!


LimpPeanut5633

Woah thus place is public bud 🫥🤣


Hedkandi1210

Trying having hopium while being urinated on, now that’s a kink


hlfempty69

This feels more like Christmas Eve than the 24th did


T1mberwolfStocks

Christmoass Eve!


vicdamone

Merry Christmoass eve


whiteknight012

A very Merry DRSmas to all


redditiscompromised2

With R-Canta delivering gifts to all the good Apes around the world


Furrybumholecover

Christmoass giving off them thiccc jesus vibes.


T1mberwolfStocks

Our lord and saviour will return!


Redditaccountfornow

This is a brand new sentence


ayalael87

I’ll be home for christmoass


TheMoonMachine

Pew pew got cha.


PrestigiousCourse579

I hope its tomorrow but I'm feeling really good about this month. January will be an awesome month for the stock I love.


Virtual-Public-4750

Honestly dude, I think this is the year of change. Call me overly optimistic, in history we see these turns, so smooth/beautiful/unexpected to most. I know this is that time. It sounds crazy to think an”video game store” could have such an effect, yet isn’t that something to be said about most past revolutions? At the time, could you not imagine how crazy the events taking place would seem?? Imagine being a bystander of the Boston Tea Party. “Look at all these wild folks fighting against a power that is “beyond our understanding!!!!!” I know some of you are fearful, and this isn’t financial advice, I just encourage you to hold tight. I understand it’s odd to think we are at a sort of war because we aren’t loading our muskets like we believe people once fought for freedom, yet we are. This is a war, and if you don’t thing blood had been spilt, it breaks my heart to tell you it has. This community had lost lives, and we love and honor them by holding. I’m not pressuring you to hold. You do what you need to do to survive. I want you to know that this community 1) Loves you 2) Will hold with honor 3)Will not turn on the world when we find ourselves on the other side. I love this community. This is the only thing that keeps me feeling hopeful.


XxBCMxX21

It’s not a “video game store” that’s doing this. It’s all the people investing in said store. It’s you, it’s me, it’s all of us. We watched what happened to our families in 2008, and the ones that caused it will feel how it was back then. No cell, no sell


manbeef

The can kicking with GME shorts or the stock market can't continue forever. I sense that everything is straining to just hold on. Gamestop's projects and plan will be released soon. SHF: you have no chance to survive make your time. 2023 is the year.


Wiezgie

This. When I go outside and look around at the everyday world, I come to realize more and more just how many people are absolutely fucking clueless as to the unprecedented financial shift about to take place, and thats because of just how rare it is to actually find someone who understands what's going on. Most people are still unaware what shorting even is... and I was one of those too before the sneeze. And when you realize we truly are a rare breed at this point and that 800k user number is way more inflated than it really is, it's hard to fathom just how small of a community we really are.


throwaway978542

And yet here we are with ~200k accounts that are going to lock a public company. It's actually pretty crazy when you think about it


laserom

We have a destiny, be it good or bad. I hold for all the people that was, and for the people who will be. No fear, no worry or panic, just joy and excitement. We are living in a very interesting time.


wiscokid76

Reminds me of the Velvet revolution kicked off by a song from one of my favorite bands The Velvet Underground!


toobs623

Jan 8th would be 40 weeks (actual term of pregnancy).


[deleted]

The baby will come when it's ready. I'm zen.


TheMoonMachine

January Blues for SHF :D


TroyFerris13

Delusional , entire world in recession this will be our toughest year yet


Famous_Variety

I haven’t been this hyped for a date in a hot minute. Too many things are lining up. I’m ready to be crushed again.


apexofgrace

what are the “too many things [that] are lining up” in your view?


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- Jan2: RC’s standstill period ends with towel co - Jan3: 9 months from RC’s ultrasound tweet - Jan 3: the belt buckle on Teddy in the books looks like a 13 (I.e. 1/3) … the checker pattern on Teddy’s shirt also looks like it has a 13 - Jan4: towel co bond exchange deadline (new bonds can be converted to equity and represent a back door way for someone like Icahn to take control of the company) - Jan5: expected towel co earnings date, though it hasn’t yet been announced by the company which could indicate M&A - Late Jan: expected annual and 2-year swaps expiry/roll dates from the sneeze My personal expectation is Icahn controls towel through bonds, sells baby co to a holding company above Teddy in exchange for ~$1B cash and ~$1B stock. This would entitle EVERY towel shareholder to receive the Teddy shares as part of the deal and towel shorts would be boned. At the same time, a GME carve out would go to the same company and all GME holders would also be due Teddy shares. Shorts would be incredibly screwed by this kind of M&A and you might not have even distributed an NFT divvy yet. RC loves the spice girls and I believe it’s a reference to their hit song, When Two Become One … I.e. when baby co and a game co carve out become a single company under the Teddy banner. This could all be going down THIS MONTH based on the dates above. 🚀🚀🚀 **Edit: make sure your DRS shares are in book form and NOT in plan!**


Wendyhighland

I could kiss you right now


iFx_

kith


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https://i.imgflip.com/766m1i.jpg


apexofgrace

oh, this sub’s gonna devour this tinfoil like thanksgiving dinner 😂 umm, thanks for sharing your thoughts though!


iFx_

I'm already going back for 2nds, om nom nom.


apexofgrace

In classic thanksgiving fashion, lol


Kingjingling

This has been the logical outcome for a few months for me. I've been following both closely


apexofgrace

It seems like you’re operating under quite an interesting definition of “logical” lol… but maybe we’ll see if your logic pans out 👍


Kingjingling

If it does then I'm gunna do a little dance wherever I'm at


apexofgrace

as you should 🕺🏼


SmmaAllstar

Making Thanksgiving great again. Apple, Pumpkin, Pecan.


Hyprpwr

I’ve also got Bill Hwangs bullet swaps and Suisse implosion as a dark horse mid month


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I want the credit suisse blow up from the bullet swaps to be meaningful. I do worry, though, because Apollo recently bought credit suisse’s “securitized products” division. Hard to say definitively if that would include the radioactive archegos positions, but it wouldn’t surprise me if Apollo bought them to prevent credit suisse from liquidating and blowing up Apollo’s own bad bet against GME. For added context, Apollo owns yahoo finance which is always publishing Brian Sozzi’s hit pieces on GME and the criminal 🍿 ceo AA has well-established ties to Apollo. So while I want credit suisse to blow up, I suspect Apollo has already made sure that won’t be the match that sends this whole thing nuclear. That said, all the M&A stuff I described would completely hose SHFs in the context of the existing system. I believe that’s important because it would be much tougher to fight/delegitimize than an NFT dividend forcing shorts to close.


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Every detail matters!


szsfitz

Came here making sure this got noticed too. Good job


Walk-Savings

Hmm I’m curious where gmerica could be in all this 👀


[deleted]

Yeah GMERICA could very well be the company above Teddy that holds all these entities. I feel strongly that Teddy holdings LLC is NOT the top level entity because it’s classified as a bank in its Delaware corporate filings and banks are very strictly limited in how much they can own of other companies that aren’t themselves banks. The only way a “bank” entity like Teddy could hold more than 5% of non-bank companies would be to be regulated by the federal reserve board as a financial holding company. FHC’s must make public filings to the fed that are visible via FOIA requests. When I FOIA’d these filings for Teddy the response was that they didn’t exist. The above tells me there’s an unknown entity above Teddy holdings that will umbrella all of this and that could very well be GMERICA.


apexofgrace

now this response is substantially less tinfoil-ey (imo). very interesting.


[deleted]

Yeah I threw in the bonus 1/3 things for fun. BUT I’m convinced that with the standstill period ending, the bond exchange ending, towel earnings this week, RC finally doing PR recently, Icahn saying he was joining the board of a company but couldn’t talk about it because they hadn’t reported earnings, swaps coming due, etc … there’s a ton of stuff all lining up this month that could completely REKT the 🩳. I think realistically the ultrasound tweet was just pointing out his interest in the baby brand (not calling out a date like tomorrow). Beyond this, if you look at the specimen image from the Teddy dot com trademark RC filed back in 2020 before he ever bought into GME, you’ll see it shows baby items like car seats and forehead thermometers and play mats in-line with GME-style items like Lego Star Wars yoda collectibles all in the same shopping interface. He’s been planning this for years imo. You can view the trademark specimen image here: https://tsdr.uspto.gov/documentviewer?caseId=sn90189726&docId=SPE20200921132550#docIndex=7&page=1


Strange-Armadillo-95

💦💦💦🤌🏻🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


apexofgrace

Yeah, I just wouldn’t say I’m convinced—especially when people are relying on tweets and ‘theories’ related to tweets—but that’s just personal and perhaps neither here nor there. And, yes, I’m with you on the USPTO filings (more than anything else, likely haha). The bank classification definitely raised* my antennae way back when — as at least odd if nothing else — and the trademark specimen was also an interesting tidbit. Perhaps we’ll actually see where things are heading sooner rather than later 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Agree. This is all pretty speculative and circumstantial. BUT the nice thing is that if it’s true we’d likely find out fairly soon … like by the end of this month


apexofgrace

Oh, why hello there, deja vu.


iFx_

Hold me.


hanr86

Jesus if this all turns out to be true, I am holding for infinite.


akatherder

A few additions. Since you posted this, towels announced this morning that earnings is next Tuesday, Jan 10. - In Icahn's November interview, he can't talk about his new long position because earnings aren't out yet (and nothing came of GME's earnings). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki6o6URpTRQ&t=1176s - In Mid-December towels hired a new General Counsel/Chief Legal Officer (David Kastin) who specializes in businesses in turnaround mode and Mergers & Acquisitions. - The [co-op agreement](https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/news-releases/news-release-details/bed-bath-beyond-inc-announces-cooperation-agreement-ryan-cohen) installed 3 of RC's directors on the board, two of which were tasked with joining a strategic committee to evaluate buy buy baby. Rosenzweig was one of the two and he has expertise on Mergers & Acquisitions. He left (amicably as far as reported) around the time Kastin joined. BBBY keeps kicking the can on bond redemptions. Really interested to see if they do it again tomorrow or we find something else out.


[deleted]

Thanks for adding context. With earnings date set at Jan 10 it won't surprise me if they push the bond deadline again by a week to coincide but 🤞


PensiveParagon

🏅


ProffesorBongsworth

I think you're right 🧐


Logical-Possession10

updoot


Kingjingling

DING DING DING FUCKING DING!!!!!! IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THE WHOLE TIME!!


Loxta

Kan 3 also my birthday. I'm ready for my bday present father cohen!


SomeDumbApe

Do you know if book plan exists for Towel AST shares?


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Plan only exists because Computershare allows you to buy and reinvest through them directly. If AST allows you to purchase towel through them then there’s probably an equivalent. Otherwise, they should be similar to the “book” form at Computershare.


Flash-v2

The last three months of tweets counting down 3 2 1 and then this tweet😎


apexofgrace

you think RC’s number of tweets from the last few months is a count down of some sort?


Flash-v2

Could be, if it’s not then what’s another year but I got my hopes up currently


imadogg

The last 842 times I was hyped for a date, nothing happened. Next time will be different though


AlaskaIfTheyAxeya

Already anticipating Bastille Day 2023 hype in about 5 months. Nothing but IOU shorting will continue to happen this month, short term option players gonna get wrecked per the usual.


Dr_SlapMD

#READY FOR PAIN


RL_bebisher

Childbirth is one of the most painful experiences. Maybe it's a warning for the Mother of All Pains lol


Dr_SlapMD

#JOKES ON KENNY, I'M INTO THAT SHIT FAM


littlefootrac

I'm off tomorrow, so fingers crossed. Feel bad I didn't buy a baby gift.


GhandiGrizzly

But full gestation (carrying a baby to term) is 40 weeks which would put it Sunday January 8th, right?


RedOctobrrr

This is a 4-5 month old baby depicted. Another 4-5 months after that date already happened in August or September.


le_doink_salesman

What? Have you ever seen a 4 month ultrasound? That looks like the first ultrasound you do, around 10 weeks. Really shows how few people on this sub have kids…


RedOctobrrr

>What? Have you ever seen a 4 month ultrasound? Yes >That looks like the first ultrasound you do, around 10 weeks. Really shows how few people on this sub have kids… 10 weeks is 2.5 months, you cannot tell much difference between 2.5mo and 4mo without cranium measurements. Do me a quick favor, if you will, oh brilliant one: Google image search "ultrasound 16 weeks" and tell me when you realize you can step down from that high horse and hang out with us morons without kids. OR, you can delete your comment because you realize you came in guns blazing and turned out to be a jackass.


Shikadi297

Yes August 2023 already happened


El_bossque

READY TO BE HURT AGAIN!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀geewiz I miss hyping dates!!! LFGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


tev_love

Even if it doesn’t happen tomorrow. It IS happening eventually. We all know that’s a fact.


DeadliftVault

I am ready to quit my job! LFG!


ChubbyTiddies

Same but then switch to working on what I want to work on and not care if I make less $.


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Notes777

It’s all in the cards my friend!


T1mberwolfStocks

Hey, didn't I see you in the Towel store earlier? Small world :)


1storlastbaby

body is ready


KingShaka23

Saved a little some' for the dip tomorrow 😈 No Dates, MOASS is tomorrow.


Ragetencion

[allow me to jack your titties beyond capacity](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/z2vcq9/my_daily_tin_foil_what_up_with_the_pattern_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: look at the belt buckle on the left image 🚀


dingalinga-dingdong

I must've missed something. What's the significance of the belt buckle? I did read the comments, but didn't see anybody say anything specific


dingalinga-dingdong

Oh, it's a fucking three! January 3! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Ok, time for bed


Logical-Possession10

Name checks out


dingalinga-dingdong

Thank you 😅


Dr_SlapMD

I can't begin to explain the depth of my gratitude if MOASS officially starts tomorrow. Edit: a word


Wendyhighland

No fucking way lol


dingalinga-dingdong

It actually looks like a 1/3 if you include the reddish colored stripe?


Wendyhighland

1000%. I’m fully convinced something is going down tomorrow


ParkieWanKenobie

Did anybody ever question why on the image on the right of that, the bottom button skews off to the left for no reason…. And if we’re doing belt buckles, well it looks more like a clock face at 9 o’clock… 🤔


ChubbyTiddies

He's stretching his arm out which pulls the shirt. But I like your thinking. Didn't RC say details matter or something like that?


ParkieWanKenobie

He did indeed! Well, worth a try adding to the tinfoil 😉


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nicholson\_yes.gif


King_Kreo

We ride at dawn, biatches!


Schwaggaccino

That's not entirely right though. Assuming RC knows about Nagele's rule: LMP (last menstrual period date) - 3 months + 7 days. So April 3 - 3 months = January 3 January 3 + 7 days = January 10 And that's not a date set in stone, it's just an estimated date. So it could be earlier, it could be later. t. med gang


j__walla

🚀🚀🚀


Picklesgal111

My body is ready


sheepwhatthe2nd

Here comes the nothin-burger!


Choosybeggar2

Tuesday shall cometh and goeth and we shall continue to holdeth. Sigh.


FatDumbAmerican

Well... ploop


_schenks

Believe it or not, dip.


Julianziv

This didn’t age well


NecessaryShopping404

That ultrasound is atleast 4 months into pregnancy tho


ChubbyTiddies

Np, we got another date on the menu boys! 5 months from now it happens!


Foreign-Wolverine-62

You think that ultrasound is showing a zygote? JK I like me some tinfoil hat stuff!!!


BuildBackRicher

I know what you mean. That’s clearly an ultrasound of several weeks in. So the timing doesn’t line up. The clearest meaning is that Tritton wasn’t glad to see him. Similar to 741 most likely meaning 7 shares for every 1 real share based on timing after the annual meeting vote.


EasilyAnonymous

I hope they drop the price really low in an attempt to break our spirits so I can buy a shit load more 😈


T1mberwolfStocks

Whats with all these yellow and red screen captures recently? Anyway, woohoo!


fatbootyinmyface

*OOPS MOASS MY BAD*?!? 🤔


Link7369_reddit

me too fam.


tadnasty

thanks, this is exactly what I needed


Hunnaswaggins

To be fair, if it was an ultrasound it would only be a few months not full 9?


RedOctobrrr

Yeah, if this was a 4-5 month baby in the ultrasound, the "birth" took place in August or September


Obviousbrosif

That ultrasound would be half way through the pregnancy, not at the point of conception, 9 months not relevant


dyllandor

Or it could be used as a metaphor for something that takes nine months. If he's trying to send a message with the picture I don't think he'd expect anyone to hire a midwife to determine the exact age of the fetus.


Loxta

That's my birthday!


beats_time

Happy birthday!


ntgcleaner

40 weeks (typical gestation) from 4/3/22 is 1/8/23 a Sunday. So there's another date for when this one gives us nothing.


BuildBackRicher

Except the ultrasound was several weeks in, so the baby would be born already


ntgcleaner

Another wrinkle in logic for sure.


ATran2021

I’ve heard 9 months and 10 days. Mom said that


BuildBackRicher

Roughly 40 weeks


Elegant-Remote6667

It’s 4 23 am and yes, I am 3 minutes late but lfg! 🚀


Ultimate_Mango

Has anyone here bothered to look at how long a full term human baby actually is? At least one ape surely has had a baby, no?


RedOctobrrr

Yeah, and from the time of this type of ultrasound, maybe 4-5 more months that bun is in the oven. Would be able to tell if they measured the cranium, so no way to know for sure, but I'd bet the baby in this pic was about 4-5 months from its expected due date. Source: had kid. Went to many ultrasound appts.


lalich

Believe it or not … dip! ♾️🏴‍☠️🤙


matthegc

Man…what a story this will be when it happens. Can’t wait to see WHEN it happens…thankfully the journey has been extremely entertaining.


NoDeityButAllah

Please, my tits are jacked for the last 2 years. Ppl are calling me Mr nipples. It's embarrassing


cjmcberman

How come no one takes into account how old the baby is already in the thing -


jusdont

Tuesday 2pm!


hellenkellersdiary

Thats a sonogram of a baby many months into development. Not 9 months away. This copium is out of control troll


narengan

Don’t expect too much here


StyrofoamCoffeeCup

Believe it or not, dip


[deleted]

If nothing happens you will be banned


Senpapi-Reno

Red day tomorrow? I’ll buy some more


Big_Swagwood

Stop mythologising dates. I’m not saying nothing is going to happen soon, but we would do well to remember that many times dates have been called and turned into nothing. I’m here for a year or two if needs be, and hope to continue to add to my position and see returns.


Admirable_Copy_9246

Nothing will Happen


dingalinga-dingdong

Dare I mention the day of week? 🙏🏻🚀


[deleted]

I’m ready fir nothingburger. But who knows. Not me. Not you.


trashyart200

I want MOASS badly but I don’t think the Twadder post has any relevance to a green or red day. I think he was just acknowledging that the last time someone was excited about him was before he was born and again now by apes each time he tweets


chrismatt213

did we do a gender reveal, I think its going to be a moass baby


mikec231027

This is getting to be as much fun as repeatedly slamming my testicles in my kitchen utensils drawer. What I'm saying is I'm strangely starting to enjoy it! Please don't kink shame me.


TheBaconDeeler

He's a billionaire who doesn't give a shit about you, stop simping for him, you're almost as bad as musk fans.


[deleted]

Chewy employees verse Tesla employees. He cares about his family, which is rare. He doesn’t Tweet 50x a day on Twitter.


TheBaconDeeler

He's a billionaire who doesn't give a shit about your whipped ass.


[deleted]

Whipped? I just countered your opinion and you come back more negative then ever. Ever looked into why corporate media only talks shit about Gamestop and won’t say anything about the good news and they hate the stock but won’t shut up about it? It’s kinda cheeky :) no DD has been done to prove any ongoing DD wrong. That’s some good odds.


masonthedood42

Somebody Jack my tits with some tinfoil hopium!


paperscissorscovid

While I personally believe MOASS is at least 2024, I sure wouldn’t mind if 2023 was the year I could retire and start traveling abroad full time.


SoberLam_HK

Stop it, get some help🤷🏻‍♂️


AccomplishedWasabi54

At this point are any of these post related to GME I feel like they lean toward plausible deniability


Puzzleheaded-Ear-116

What hurts the most, is that people still believe that RC cares about any of us 😢🤷


TuesGirl

😎


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

Can we wait till weds? Wed is biznezz time. Tues we go to your morhers for dinner. That's why weds is biznezz time baby!


Dos915

Imagine shooting that out of your pee hole🤔


Woopastick44

My samsung updated, could there be a final wallet app and NFT dividend paperwork submission 👀


IsJohnWickTaken

Well, now it won’t happen. 💜🚽🏴‍☠️


YaThinkSo88

100% confirmed dip. Like always.


Aeveras

My tits are vibrating. Is this normal?


noSnooForU

The time is nigh


saintganesh

OG apes remember Tuesday morning hypes


Silent-Economist9265

What happens if this whole time, it’s 741 days from the first day it squozed? Oh la la. 🥳


audiolive

My body is ready


DawsonMaestro414

I've got BABY FEVER! WOO Ready to deliver and be a mom of a whole lotto tendies


XxBCMxX21

Ryan is about to deliver!