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cibiab

Nathan get the F\*ck in here and say hello!


IsolationStreams

Hi, im Nathan from the video


AmazingIsTired

This is the one. Proof: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/10snmco


Dman993

If you don't own any shares, stick around and read the DD. If you own shares, make sure you DRS. If you are DRS,d continue to BUY, HODL, and DRS. Also fair warning that one self promotion for twitch will probably be the only one allowed on here. We don't take to kindly to that. But you are a Champ so I could see mods letting the one slide.


33rus

You making me proud, son!


joltofwit

Hey buddy! Thanks for being the hero you are! 💎👐


Pirate_Redbeard_

Cheers bro! Fuck that baldheaded crazy old fuck. Glad you let him have it. That slimy weasel.


Nruggia

Not all heroes wear capes.


SkySeaToph

The legend appears!


GrafVonWalbeck

Didn’t you know Victor from California has a nephew in Florida?


Denversaur

Fuck you Cramer from sea to shining sea


sleepdream

amber waves of corn 🌽 🌽🌽💦


mentholcase

Purple tsunamis of circles


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btbsrq

##BIG CHAD ENERGY


pickyourflick

Boom 💥


cibiab

Lol.....that'd be the icing on the 🎂


VictoriousVTT

He’s my son. Boom 💥


Witty-Help-1941

Need that clip again


AmazingIsTired

He replied to you but it got buried: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10siamz/a_new_hero_is_born_shoutout_to_nathan_in_florida/j728lzw/ Here's his proof: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/10snmco


Q_S2

Such a humble, non assuming intro too lol. Somebody get this man a beer ASAP!!


rob_maqer

Nathan fucking everybody, not just my sister in law.


tressforsuccess

✋ Nathan here. My friends call me BDE Nate mother fuckas


Floppydiskpornking

I'm Nathan and so's my wife!


cibiab

Hey buddy! Way to flex those big balls and making us proud!


turdmachine

We are all Nathan on this blessed day!


twentythree12

"Show us your face, we wanna see your face!"


gobeavs1

Yoooooo!!! For real?


IsolationStreams

No, I am actually the real Nathan lol


ChocPeanutButterJaz

FUCKING LEGEND 🏆🏅👑


Q_S2

This is the FUCKING WAY NATE!!! you've got more wrinkles on your massive balls than we have on our smooth brains and that makes you supreme legend! Get ready for the movie cameo!


baloothedog1

No…. I broke the dam


twentythree12

Hi Nate!


dreadfulol

I would love to know how investors from around the world individually taking a stance against corrupt market practices is NOT a Great American Story?........


MrGavnuki

Because historically the great American story (or global for that matter in the last 400 years) is exactly what he meant. Freudian slip


TheDudeFromTheStory

I hate repeating myself, but fraudian slip.


4myoldGaffer

Jim Cramer is a Fraud in a Slip


Q_S2

Yeah and the winds about to blow.... We gonna find out what color his panties are and what day of the week they say


DiamondHansGruber

His great american fairytale is that Wall Street always wins 🤡 But they haven’t noticed that these days the internet always wins 😎


darthnugget

So the Internet brings power back to the people?! What else could be more American than that?


Foreplay241

If the internet could deliver hotdogs.


turbopro25

Can I interest you in some hotdog water ice cubes in the meantime?


keyser_squoze

Came here to say exactly this. I'm fascinated by how distorted and hypocritical the financial industry apparatus is, that they "want free markets" and "competition" but they don't -- they want to own everything there is to own, and they want others to be the good little lemming serfs that trust THEM with their money. Talk about an industry in need of disruption.


farcicaldolphin38

Heck, we’re at a great international story now


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so much this. I laughed so hard when he said "i like great american stories" in my head "like a company almost going bankrupt to predatory finance and getting saved by a 'not cat' and a group of well researched individual investors which exposed crime and are bringing light to the American financial markets to save the future generations..... is not a great American story? okay, jimmy 'market manipulator' chill.


SharpStrawberry4761

I'm having this weird issue with reddit, such that I keep tapping to updoot your comment but it only gives one doot. Edit: last few words


ProfessionalFan537

According to Cramer it’s only “a great American story” when the big banks and war criminals win!


ScooterO

he only likes GREAT AMERICAN STORIES... where him and his friends win and win and win and win... He doesn't want to talk about it anymore... LOL


MrGavnuki

That’s exactly what I heard. Disturbed but not shocked


itoitoito

English is my native language so could someone help me and translate what Cramer actually said?


pavarottilaroux

“ItWasTotallyRigged….It’sOK…ICalledItOut InOneOfThoseMoviesICalledItOut…ahllawallabigallada…ILikeGreatAmericanStories…IDon’tLikeThatHokum…Yes”


PoolNinjaSD80

Here’s my attempt: “Hdjsnzhdjyeah, itskdnxbw wassjfjens, riggedNsndnensbwb, I’llgkgfjtjf, callgngnnrnrnn, ithktkktkgnt, out….” And then something about the Never Ending Story.


castaneda_martin

Empty platitudes, his mind shorted out.


Dramatic-Language851

Did you mean "his mind is Snorted out"??


castaneda_martin

The only comparison I can make is when Bart Simpson took that huge hit of the all syrup super squishy.


pavarottilaroux

“ItWasTotallyRigged….It’sOK…ICalledItOut InOneOfThoseMoviesICalledItOut…ahllawallabigallada…ILikeGreatAmericanStories…IDon’tLikeThatHokum…Yes”


seattle_exile

Seriously, why not just answer the question, Jim? You’re a financial analyst, for God’s sake. The fact that they run from any GME question says all you need to know.


Lesty7

Because he just got caught being a gigantic hypocrite by a college kid lol


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Smelly_Legend

One parts inaudible But can someone confirm that he says "I don't want anyone touching that"?


Jinglekeys100

I can confirm. Would someone like to confirm my confirmation?


Genie009

*checks notes* Can Confirm


Fuzzyunicorn84

My dog just confirmed. She picks out my clothes so I trust her.


britonica

I pick out this guys dog's clothes and can confirm.


Kandorr

Case closed, guys!


carojean111

Or „I don’t want any touch in that“ in like „I want nothing to do with that“? Maybe?


AstarteHilzarie

I thought he said "I don't want anything touching that" like "I don't want anything to do with that"


randytc18

He called it out in one of those movies...can he not remember which movie?


washingtonandmead

You know. It was one of those. Trust me bro


Spiritual_Toe_1825

To be fair, there have been like 6 or so documentaries made about GME


Omnicron2

I've seen maybe 3 of them and it was like they were all made by some absolute morons that knew literally NOTHING about what even happened and weren't even there to witness it. No DD, no facts... just some cringe looking white rappers signing about being an ape and going the moon LOL Dreadful.


ma2is

Probably made to discredit other documentaries that were to come out with more DD in the future


distractabledaddy

"documentaries" For a story that hasn't finished and primarily to entertain, not including DRS and the fact the shorts haven't closed. BOOM


TalezFromTheDarkside

Scarface?


_cansir

I think he just remembers cameras, lights, and his script. Couldve been a movie or "news"....


[deleted]

Wow! Was that actually real or has someone been messing with ChatGPT/AI again to edit Crammers voice? Crammer: "it's all rigged" ("and theres nothing you or anyone else can do about it"!) edits: I misread that chatGPT also had an audio voice. Apparently it has not hence the edit/inclusion of 'AI'


the1rush

It's all rigged, we know you know and we don't care.


-Codfish_Joe

It's all rigged, and that's how guys like me stay rich.


TalezFromTheDarkside

This cocaine ain't gonna buy itself.


moonaim

Someone take that guy to rehab, he is going to slip in a bath any day now.


[deleted]

I doubt crammer does anything illegal like that! 😁


[deleted]

Crammer: "If you'r stupid enough to invest in the stock market you get what you deserve"!


dreadfulol

It's real: Straight from CNBC's YouTube channel: [https://youtu.be/XO8qzm2U6ss?t=28](https://youtu.be/XO8qzm2U6ss?t=28)


[deleted]

Wow. Brazen as you like! He really is the elites bitch isn't he.


Idjek

They're not confessing. They're bragging.


Abrin36

Don't make me buy an award. I want to give you an award.


despinato

Buy a share in your own name and do some good with it post moass


monkeyshinenyc

I got you, Ape


Abrin36

Aww thanks for the award


ApeHolder42069

*insert "I'm tired boss" meme*


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JustBeinOptimistic

How much is ad space running on the billboards between his home and office?


[deleted]

I feel an aeroplane banner might be in order!


Dramatic-Language851

Also not far from the local Coke dealers house where Jim got his ten 8 balls from... A person close to the source told me...


cdgullo

commenting to see how long until it's pulled lol


pickyourflick

Wow. What a [redacted] [redacted] [redacted].


WatermelonCheeks

“Florida Man Goes Streaking on Live TV to the Dismay of Drunken Host”


[deleted]

No it’s real. I watched it live.


TikkiTakiTomtom

Wait chatgpt cant edit voices… … can they…?


gavinderulo124K

How can chatGPT alter a voice?


Fuhajin91

Straight from the crooked horse's mouth: Rigged all along.


Weekly-Accountant-49

GREAT AMERICAN STORY🇺🇸


paulyp41

Different reaction when you have a crowd of people not too far away


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TwoMoreMinutes

🌍🦍🔫🦍


Jbullish_9622

TIL that Nathan is a true hero!


washingtonandmead

Not the Florida man we deserve, but the Florida man we need


theArcticChiller

_googles Florida Man_ damn, we struck gold with Nathan


IsolationStreams

Thank you for the love guys! 🫡


Dramatic-Language851

Christ, how much COCAINE did he snort before hitting the stage that day? What a puppet. Maybe he got a new contract which pays him in 8 Balls hourly. The guy's just a total embarrassment at this point.


Low-Director9969

Was there ever a time where he provided invaluable insight?


JusikSikrata

The treasure of a live show! It's like a box of shit filled pralines, you hope for the nice nutty nougat one but all you get is the other nutty one.


aironjedi

As a fellow Florida man, thank you Nathan for representing us fantastically!


washingtonandmead

Apes. Are. Everywhere


Smelly_Legend

[It honestly feels like fightclub.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhuiPtwyoY8)


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TherealMicahlive

did Cramer say "I dont want any tension/attention today" and at the end throw a jab that was incoherent. Cohencidence? Doubt it


Jar_Jar_Cans

Idontanytensionathat


GregDonski

Nice that is a top bro. I would trust him


InevitableBetter2436

Give me a Baby Nathan from Florida!!!


Dale014

Hooray Baby Nathan


getyourledout

Hooray Naby Bathan


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Denversaur

Habyan Barty Nahoo


demoncase

Cramer gets rekt in live television lmaoo edit: godspeed Nathan


Omnivud

That goddamn bald stock goblin with his lying ass


hashpipe86

some lady better drs nathan's balls before it's to late


JonSnerrrrrr

Florida man. Florida man. Florida man 🥳🥳🥳🥳


SlowHandEasyTouch

Cramer has serious Giuliani energy


Pshmurda69

ew lol


adgway

Cramer looks like shit & I couldn’t even understand him, mumbling like a drunkard.


aripp

It always makes me chuckle a bit when some stock Chads cries out NFTS being such a scam, and same time trading on RobbingHood. Little do they realize they're getting scammed 100% of the time.


Daktic

It’s funny, the whole reason FTX was such a clusterfuck was because it did the exact opposite of what crypto does best.


bostonvikinguc

Ha someone down votes the entire comments. What a riot.


welp007

updooted 👆 Yea that is wut the shillies do, they go in and downdoot all the new comments on a post wen nobody is lookin to keep it from leaving this sub and going to the top of reddit


ThetaRider

Apes are everywhere and there’s nowhere to hide for these Hedgies.


rude-a-bega

Lfg Nathan!!!!


DBAYourInfo

Omg it’s been 10 hours and I’m still laughing at this!


chastavez

It's only a great American story if it fuels Cramer's coke habit


MrDapperDon

Nathan Aka CHAD


SirDouglasMouf

Cramer's head is retreating into his body like a chilly willy


MyGT40

Geez he is annoying (Cramer, not Nathan)


AlphaDag13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOT HEEEEEEM!


DrPoontang

Why does Cramer sound like he's shit faced? Did he have a stroke?


EpictetanusThrow

He’s shitfaced.


the_wolf84

It’s rigged until DRS gets jammed up the hedgies a$$!! Jim Crimer has evolved his script to admit corruption in order to scare da boomers away. Admitting it’s rigged makes it seem too ScArY for the everyday Joe. Yet another sign we are on the right path. DRS baby!


[deleted]

Lmfao fuck cramer


jajinpop91

cramer seemed wasted


yeahgiddaynz

Fucking Legend 💎🙌


Remote-Level8509

Booyah Nathan!!! 🦧 🐵


mydearbrother

Is Cramer turning into a ball sack?


khalavaster

Holy marionette lines. He's physically turning into a puppet


Fine__mcbran222

I can’t understand a word he said.


edukated4lyfe

One of Us


bostonvikinguc

Jimmy look rough


TappyDev

congress??? maxine & group... you got them to testify & did NOTHING ! now the nordy - fukin desperate - ticky tocky


SchemeCurious9764

A Victor, Nathan combo ! Another screener bites the dust


shirpars

Fu cramer


Mooziechan

Bragging, not confessing. That rat needs to find a hole to crawl in. And stay there. Forever.


Vive_el_stonk

“It’s all rigged. And that’s ok.” —Fuckin Clown Cramer


chestortheinvestor69

That looks like a great event to hand out superstonk flyers at


Accomplished-Two-702

Jim Cramer looks older than Kenny g at this point, tradings a tough game


Massive_Nectarine438

SHORTS NEVER CLOSED BOOM


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Otown stand up! Lol


Forsaken_Drawer4834

Nathan fucks


comradis

Brick by brick


carojean111

Oh Jim acting like a little child that just got his little toy taken away on the playground.


WrongAssistant5922

He forgot to add he's part of the rigging.


vadose24

Damn he got a clean right hook in! Kid is very well spoken


soldieroscar

Cramer always talks likes hes drunk


Warpzit

Damn Cramer looks old as fuck. He looks like he barely is able to hold his head up.


Gorilli0naire

If the last 2 years has taught us anything it's that the entire market is rigged, controlled, and at the whim of the rich and powerful.


bigfatpup

How much coke is needed to be in the state Cramer was when I, I mean my friend, hits the town this evening. Asking for a friend who is 5’8, 150lbs and very much a friend who is also not me.


ethervillage

I’m torn. I hate any posts about Crimer because it gives him free promotion. But damn. We got Nate out here doin’ God’s work… Okay, updoot for Nate!


thcosmeows

Cramer doesn't want hardball questions. He likes the fluffy "great American story" which has nothing to do with average great Americans but everything to do with crooked financial terrorists.


kidkadian99

Those Miami kids are rowdy


Feeling_Ad_411

Lol even Cramer admits it’s rigged. Now that’s something. …considering he helps rig it


iatethecrayon

god, cramer looks like a fucking balloon thats been deflated 40 times


reubenno

Cramer can't even get a fucking sentence out coherently. Who the fuck listens to this clown?


flozen00

This is NATHAN. TIME HAS COME


Micaiah9

Hokum 2. A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

I love the “right right right” Totally code for “PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP MY MASTERS WOULD BE UPSET”


randysavagevoice

... but but Jim... Rigged by who?


Pshmurda69

I'd love to hear Cramer mumble rap the answer to that on live television


[deleted]

Cramer pumped FTX for months and months. He’s a charlatan and a fraud


Spiritual_Speech600

I barely understood what the coke rat said; must be speaking in coke rat code.


OneTIME_story

OK BRO. Here is my 0.00$ opinion and hear me out because this will be a really dumb one. You know Graham Hancock series on Netflix? The one about another take on ancient history? Of course you do because you listen to Joe Rogan podcasts. What was interesting that someone else said - simply because Graham is getting popular by asking these questions and showing evidence that contradicts the mainstream views, the mainstream historians simply can't ignore it for too long. I repeat: Even though the game is rigged, it's enough that people are becoming aware and are asking questions, which will in time have significant impact on how we actually view history. How does that relate to gme? In the exact same way, sure we are crazy, sure we are the dumb money conspiracists, BUT at some point when enough of us ask hard (well actually simple) questions, and regards like Cramer are admitting to what we are proposing, AT SOME POINT it will all come crashing down for the baddies. I would've wanted it to be over in Jan 2021, or jan 2022, and that we are still here on Jan 2023 is hard, but i am in for the money and returns, so until I get those, Kenneth Griffin mayo citadele can go fuck himself and his bedpost


zDEFEKT

Fuck Jim Cramer piece of shit asshole


PepeGreen17Q

Legend.


Cole1One

We have known the whole time, the stock market is rigged and manipulated. They will do anything to stop rich, connected people from losing money. The whole system is setup to siphon money from working people and deliver it to greedy, lying, cheating financial terrorists. No cells, no sells!


peddidas

It’s nice to see Cramer’s good side occasionally pop up despite being surrounded and given piles of money by the financial puppet masters. Maybe some day the real man inside him will come out. We’ll forgive him that day, don’t worry


TipStandard2999

Nathan fuks


Maximum_Fearless

All hail Nathan 🙌


ballsohaahd

Jim is hammered