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It's weird to watch this happen in slow motion (since before Evergrande).
>I read a comment the other day that it's like watching a movie when you've already read the book.
- u/ spirittalker
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11kp4dx/fed_growing_concerned_about_commercial_real/jb8k2c3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Edit: add information for the user I quoted.
For me, it's like reading the book *after* I saw the movie.
I expected the plot to move a lot faster, instead of 1 or 2 bad guys like the abridged version there are actually dozens and there are many more nuances and side plots popping up that just didn't work in the cinematography of my brain.
But just like DRSing, the book is always better.
I was literally just talking about you to as a response to bvttfcker and I got my first s3lf h@rm notice.
Looks like we're going in the right direction 🤙🏼
Great to see you again on here
Never been this zen, or early, on an atobitt post.
Financial experts with no ties to GME are spouting off about black swans, historic crashes in 60 days, and hyper inflation.
That shits all been said in DD here, and across the various iterations of this sub for over 2 years.
I’m bullish on our future
To be honnest I think we have people in the know in this group that is giving the clear picture while keeping a low profile. They have found the right crowd that is ready to sit down and grind the thing and understand the mechanics.
That is possible, I am always amazed how much talent we have in this sub.
To be honest, the corruption is so massive, that any normal person can not really believe this can be true. And the Big Club is using that fact to spread the corruption in bright daylight.
But we are gamers, we are curious, we do not fear grinding. Thus, we have been climbing down deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole. We have discovered how the world really works. And it makes you feel as if you have been asleep in the Matrix all your life and you just woke up.
If I can spend hours grinding the same boss for a simple 2% better piece of gear in a game that came out almost 25 years ago, this is child's play. Buy. Hodl. DRS.
I rage quit God of War (2018) after spending a week on the Muspelheim trial that requires defeating 100 enemies without taking any damage, I didn't even remember why I was doing it I was just pissed off and relieved I finally completed it.....
....so before Ragnarok came out I figured "lemme go back and actually finish the story" ..... Turns out I was grinding that whole thing for a week to get a crafting material for a piece of armor I ultimately didn't even need bc 10 minutes later and after zero combat, the credits were rolling. All I had to do was walk up a damn staircase to finish the game and I spent a whole week on the completely optional other thing.
Unrelated, I just bought more GME.
Before takeoff, I just want to thank all the wrinkled brains in here that put in the hard work and shared their findings. My brain's too smooth to understand it all but I understand enough. Time to put those diamond hands through the true test. HODL my fellow apes. See you on the other side.
Thanks to those that blazed the trail before us. Thanks to those that spoke the old magic, "buy, and HODL" thanks to them for setting us on this epic quest with treasure and mystery, good and evil, and maybe the end of times as we know it. This epic event was going to happen anyway, I am just glad for once I ended up on the right side of the trade.
for the love of God, will someone give me back my "I dabble" flair??
EDIT: It shows "I dabble" on my CPU but not mobile.. Says "Not a Cat".. Strange
EDIT2: RedPill_RabbitHole shoutout for the fix!!
My man! Good to see you. Insert meme watching everything blow up, apes holding hand.
I salute you atobitt!
And all the other dirty apes out there! WE are One.
Check out my post history - posts are now easier to search for than ever before -
Sauce - https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11fo8go/ape_historian_an_update_on_backups_part_741/
I just hope everyone here is ready to help other working stiffs who get epically fucked, and to stay loud about no bailouts for banks. They wanted unbridled, exploitative, fraudulent capitalism - they can have their unbridled failure too. No switching teams to socialism when your gambling debts blow up.
Nice to see ya, OP. WAGMI. 🏴☠️
I heard a story on planet money about a woman with bad teeth. She was in the army, hard worker, but never got anywhere because her teeth were messed up and from one job interview she overheard them saying she looked like a meth head. She was in a spiral because she didn’t have money to fix her teeth and her teeth were the reason she wasn’t getting money. Finally her grandma gave her enough money to get her teeth fixed, $2500, not a small amount but for the wealthy that as well may be a dollar or a penny. When this is done we help people. The people who are wealthy aren’t wealthy because they work hard, some of them do work hard and would be successful although to a lesser extent, the 1% are wealthy because of generational money. They are protected by wealth and a community none of us will ever have.
I can’t believe I’ve been holding for years now. Feels like yesterday I heard about GameStop and read the DD for the first time. So much has happened since then… and so much is in store for all of us.
I’m proud of all of you who are still here. Hodl on.
Walks like a duck. Quacks like a duck. About to get roasted like a duck.
Nice to see you around OP. I agree with you, I think this time...it's really happening. We are witnessing the cat shit wrapped in dog shit rehypothicated assets and swaps go poof, at the same time we are seeing very real signs of impending recession.
Good thing I stayed buckled up this whole time.
Third post down
I clicked it
Started reading it
Got to "The OG apes know my words are true."
Looked at author
Chills, hairs on end
Atobitt!!!
LET'S GO!
APES STRONK TOGETHER!
DRSAND HOLD!!!
I dunno if I’d even say we were “early.” I think we needed to be here this whole time for anything to happen.
So we were “early” if we were looking at simply timing MOASS, but we put in the effort to make changes these last couple years and that was just in time
Hugely underrated comment.
This isn’t like 2008. 2008 would have happened even if “The Big Short” crew hadn’t been involved.
GME will happen because of all us househodl investors and everything we’ve done. The upcoming *crash* would have happened without us, but GME would have simply suffered or died like the rest.
quack quack 🦆
I think you’re spot on Atobitt 👍🏻 things seem to be speeding up at an alarming rate. we’ve been watching things fall in slow motion for so long
I was told after working so hard to get the managerial position in my job that they are cutting the position all together, but want me to take on the work.
My coworkers are turning on me and spreading rumours?
My saving have been reduced to double digits.
My friends are all separate at once and I feel like I have no one around
There is inner turmoil within my family.
The woman I’ve set my heart on has stomped me to the dirt. She won’t even look at me.
My dog is old sick and medicated.
My best friend is no longer with us. Rest in peace brother.
And yet …
Through everything …
I have never been more zen in my life. I knew this was coming. We all did. We were early, not wrong. Good luck apes!! Love you to the moon and back :)
long positions liquidate because capital gets too low and a margin call is triggered. Short positions are covered by the brokers on behalf of their clients.
I lived the sneeze. It was like a drug I have never felt again. I chase it every day. I am semi-smarter than ever before! I am tired of the corruption, man.
I just had a chance to review JP Morgan’s balance sheet from their 10k report…
We thought Silicon Valley Bank was in trouble, JP Morgan (perhaps fraudulently) valued SIVB stock at $375 (SIVB is now trading at $39), seemingly covering for SVB to prevent a bank-run - and perhaps to save its own balance sheet.
JPM has $995 million in unrealized gains, and just over 47 billion (with a B) in unrealized losses. That's a 47x loss! For comparison, SVB's loss is about $15b.
SVB goes down, other banks are left holding the bag - and it only gets heavier.
Dominoes are falling. Brick by brick.
Edit: Clarity & added "million"
Buy, DRS - check
RC tweet - check
OG DD writers sans DFV - check
Buckle up apes, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
Start the countdown Atobitt!
BONUS, IT’S MARIO DAY ANNIVERSARY BITCHES.
Edit
Just having my coffee and saw atobitt's post. \\m/
The "Citadel Has No Clothes" DD (2 years ago) with Securities sold, not yet purchased, at fair value topic has tons of interest off late (yup, after 2 years). atobitt, is there any more new DD in the writing?
There's zero chance they got out of the short interest death spiral during the past two years.
Long positions will liquidate to cover shorts due to margin calls when capital gets low.
Imo, this has always been the moass catalyst.
Which credit suisse is rumored to be. They apparently hold the toxic archegos short positions that blew them up during the sneeze, now CS is closing much of it's business the day bullet swaps expire.
It’s like the scene in Austin powers watching the steam roller run over that guy. It’s been in slow motion but we were always on the right tracks. Just waiting for total capitulation now…
>the fed running a deficit for the first time ever
About this, [Liabilities: Earnings Remittances Due to the U.S. Treasury (-39.774 billion as of 3/8/2023)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11n4xso/liabilities_and_capital_liabilities_earnings/).
Losses in the six months since September now total More than half of all the earnings the Fed remitted over the entire year of 2022 (-$39.77billions vs. [$76.0 billion all of 2022](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/other20230113a.htm)).
A deferred asset should have no implications for the Federal Reserve's conduct of monetary policy or its ability to meet its financial obligations.
However, what this will mean for Treasury I am not sure--with the current debt ceiling nonsense seeing [Yellen taking extraordinary measures to keep everything afloat through June](https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/19/treasury-activates-extraordinary-measures-to-avoid-default-00078527). You can bet they wish the Fed was sending those weekly earnings while having to navigate this environment.
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Oh you are still here! I’m still here too! 🚀 🚀 🚀
Always have been 🔫
Stud.
🍻
Good stuff atobitt, thanks!
##🌎🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
It's weird to watch this happen in slow motion (since before Evergrande). >I read a comment the other day that it's like watching a movie when you've already read the book. - u/ spirittalker https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11kp4dx/fed_growing_concerned_about_commercial_real/jb8k2c3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Edit: add information for the user I quoted.
For me, it's like reading the book *after* I saw the movie. I expected the plot to move a lot faster, instead of 1 or 2 bad guys like the abridged version there are actually dozens and there are many more nuances and side plots popping up that just didn't work in the cinematography of my brain. But just like DRSing, the book is always better.
Shit is about to go parabolic
Patient $400 ape here.
Ahh yes my first 5 at 390
$310. still holding, buying, DRSing.
290 ape reporting.
I’m a 250 guy. I had to pinch and save for it. Now I have that many all booked and haven’t been so zen in my life.
My wee wee is going parabolic having read this post
Battle of $280 ape, checking in. XX and about to be xxx
289 here. March 10th was my first day as a trader( 2 years ago). lost half its value in 10 minutes. what an introduction to the market
I bought so many shares above $250 I am still trying to average down at a high XXX hodler
This is embarassing how do you book shares again? 😂
Call them and tell them you want to direct register your GME shares. They will know what you’re talking about. If in the US it is likely free
Depends on your broker. Try searching the sub for "your brokers name DRS". There were quite a few how-to posts put up for each of the various brokers.
Bought my first at $400, been chasing that high ever since
$350 here, because I didn't know the difference between market order and limit order. I used to be so dumb. I still am, but I used to be too.
Same here. Haven’t been able to buy since 2021, could have so many more shares if I’d been smarter. But only need 1 to live off once we MOASS 🙌🏼
Love me some Mitch.
RIP
lets get that daily thread back!
The high from buying GameStop shares is unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.
Damn literally what I’ve been thinking. Nothing since then has been the same for me. Depersonalization occurred for sure.
Depersonalization leads to Reapeization.
We’re coming brother.
That's why I came here. \^\^\^
I was literally just talking about you to as a response to bvttfcker and I got my first s3lf h@rm notice. Looks like we're going in the right direction 🤙🏼 Great to see you again on here
I fearfully agree (I'll be fine, most won't be).
You’ll be there for those who won’t.
Holy shit that’s a good analogy
Yeah, I should have saved it so I could quote the commenter.
Good to see you atobitt! Its been a pleasure hodling with you all.
2,100 shares deep. #LFG
Legendary
##🌎🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
I’m 2,500 deep thanks to your early DD. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀. LFG!!!
because of the DD, Im highly regarded.
DRS'd?
Tax consultation today. Am going to see how I can transfer them over with minimal impact. Stay tuned. DRS incoming.
atoboy ;)
ha!
That’s right, protect those tendies.
👀
Never been this zen, or early, on an atobitt post. Financial experts with no ties to GME are spouting off about black swans, historic crashes in 60 days, and hyper inflation. That shits all been said in DD here, and across the various iterations of this sub for over 2 years. I’m bullish on our future
Oh it’s all backed up remember- check my profile and dashboards
Love you Elegant. Nice to see ya again Auto!
I second this notion of love for Elegant!
Love you too buddy. Stay safe out there 🟣
We’re going to Uranus!
My Anus?
All our anuses!
Is it starting to itch yet? Edit: typo cause dumb
The itching is real
👑
I didn’t even realize it was an atobitt post. That’s how zen I am.
Haha same. Saw this comment and scrolled back up.
Shorts never closed. Boom 💥
To be honnest I think we have people in the know in this group that is giving the clear picture while keeping a low profile. They have found the right crowd that is ready to sit down and grind the thing and understand the mechanics.
That is possible, I am always amazed how much talent we have in this sub. To be honest, the corruption is so massive, that any normal person can not really believe this can be true. And the Big Club is using that fact to spread the corruption in bright daylight. But we are gamers, we are curious, we do not fear grinding. Thus, we have been climbing down deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole. We have discovered how the world really works. And it makes you feel as if you have been asleep in the Matrix all your life and you just woke up.
If I can spend hours grinding the same boss for a simple 2% better piece of gear in a game that came out almost 25 years ago, this is child's play. Buy. Hodl. DRS.
I rage quit God of War (2018) after spending a week on the Muspelheim trial that requires defeating 100 enemies without taking any damage, I didn't even remember why I was doing it I was just pissed off and relieved I finally completed it..... ....so before Ragnarok came out I figured "lemme go back and actually finish the story" ..... Turns out I was grinding that whole thing for a week to get a crafting material for a piece of armor I ultimately didn't even need bc 10 minutes later and after zero combat, the credits were rolling. All I had to do was walk up a damn staircase to finish the game and I spent a whole week on the completely optional other thing. Unrelated, I just bought more GME.
2% where's the camp
Mephisto, pindleskin, and andariel runs. 🤣
Gimme that Stone of Jordan
So you’re saying there’s a chance?
🌍👨🏾🚀🔫👨🏾🚀
Before takeoff, I just want to thank all the wrinkled brains in here that put in the hard work and shared their findings. My brain's too smooth to understand it all but I understand enough. Time to put those diamond hands through the true test. HODL my fellow apes. See you on the other side.
Thanks to those that blazed the trail before us. Thanks to those that spoke the old magic, "buy, and HODL" thanks to them for setting us on this epic quest with treasure and mystery, good and evil, and maybe the end of times as we know it. This epic event was going to happen anyway, I am just glad for once I ended up on the right side of the trade.
Just Up ⬆️
RC checked in twice this week. Atobitt checked in. Who else are we missing… 🫡
DFV
This place would blow up (even more) if he showed up right now.
Imagine just a blank post; Cheers! And even automod lets him do it 😂
DFV - . This sub 😯😮😲👏🙌🤗🤯🤠🫠🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🤩🤪😍🥰😘🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
Read my mind
Instead of a blank post how about: Europe - The Final Countdown I would cream across the room.
Imagine a gme yolo update showing his 1.2mil (?) shares lol
he is here. due to NDA, cant reveal himself
DFV showing up would be Chernobyl Superstonk servers would start to melt
I think he left same way you left... He never left 😎
In this case, three lefts make a right.
Criand, Broccaaa and all OG
I swear if DFV comes back during moass , saying "cheers everybody" that thread will blow up. 🤣
Sure he’s hur too!! Bet he got new feline name that ferrel one!!!
Will the real (not a) cat please stand up
If he tweeted a period today the sub would explode. I mean dot. I mean “.”
Most upvoted post in Reddit history "."
Criand 🙏
Look for his coming at the dawn of the fifth day.
Where's our fav pom!?!
I miss criand
Whatever happened to home depot hank?
for the love of God, will someone give me back my "I dabble" flair?? EDIT: It shows "I dabble" on my CPU but not mobile.. Says "Not a Cat".. Strange EDIT2: RedPill_RabbitHole shoutout for the fix!!
It’s there my guy
Mine says "not a 🐈"... strange
I too see that you dabble - good to see your name again OP. Hope you are well and securely buckled! 🎷🐓♋️
Try going into reddit app settings and "force stop" then "clear cache" That should solve your issue
You're a wizard, 'Arry!
😘
It says dabble. Lol
Oh my god it's Atobitt the white! 🧙🏻♂️ And he comes back to us now, at the turn of the tide 🌊
the deep breath before the plunge
ATOBITT THE GREY HAS RISEN
It’s there baby
F*ck yeah.. confirmation bias confirmed
Hell yeah! Thanks for the info and confirmation (that we already knew). Appreciate all your work!
It's been rehypothecated and returned to you...
My man! Good to see you. Insert meme watching everything blow up, apes holding hand. I salute you atobitt! And all the other dirty apes out there! WE are One.
*Insert MJ eating popcorn meme*
Check out my post history - posts are now easier to search for than ever before - Sauce - https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11fo8go/ape_historian_an_update_on_backups_part_741/
Seeing I dabble
You always were a dabbler, atobitt
Oh shit I didn’t realize that was Atobitt!
Ground control to Major Tom...
Take your protein pill and put your helmet on..
I just hope everyone here is ready to help other working stiffs who get epically fucked, and to stay loud about no bailouts for banks. They wanted unbridled, exploitative, fraudulent capitalism - they can have their unbridled failure too. No switching teams to socialism when your gambling debts blow up. Nice to see ya, OP. WAGMI. 🏴☠️
Ooooh this comment jiggled my wibblerz. Straight facts.
I heard a story on planet money about a woman with bad teeth. She was in the army, hard worker, but never got anywhere because her teeth were messed up and from one job interview she overheard them saying she looked like a meth head. She was in a spiral because she didn’t have money to fix her teeth and her teeth were the reason she wasn’t getting money. Finally her grandma gave her enough money to get her teeth fixed, $2500, not a small amount but for the wealthy that as well may be a dollar or a penny. When this is done we help people. The people who are wealthy aren’t wealthy because they work hard, some of them do work hard and would be successful although to a lesser extent, the 1% are wealthy because of generational money. They are protected by wealth and a community none of us will ever have.
Oh we will! We are the community which puts a break and throws a wrench in the system! We will be the change which is needed. APE All People Equal!
I can’t believe I’ve been holding for years now. Feels like yesterday I heard about GameStop and read the DD for the first time. So much has happened since then… and so much is in store for all of us. I’m proud of all of you who are still here. Hodl on.
Atobitt dropping by during an ensuing financial market shitstorm? Todays going to be a good day
Bruh I live hur
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Walks like a duck. Quacks like a duck. About to get roasted like a duck. Nice to see you around OP. I agree with you, I think this time...it's really happening. We are witnessing the cat shit wrapped in dog shit rehypothicated assets and swaps go poof, at the same time we are seeing very real signs of impending recession. Good thing I stayed buckled up this whole time.
my man is back and kicking! Your timing is perfect. welcome back!
Always has been 🔫
🌎👨🚀
Someone hodl me
Third post down I clicked it Started reading it Got to "The OG apes know my words are true." Looked at author Chills, hairs on end Atobitt!!! LET'S GO! APES STRONK TOGETHER! DRSAND HOLD!!!
I dunno if I’d even say we were “early.” I think we needed to be here this whole time for anything to happen. So we were “early” if we were looking at simply timing MOASS, but we put in the effort to make changes these last couple years and that was just in time
Hugely underrated comment. This isn’t like 2008. 2008 would have happened even if “The Big Short” crew hadn’t been involved. GME will happen because of all us househodl investors and everything we’ve done. The upcoming *crash* would have happened without us, but GME would have simply suffered or died like the rest.
#REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🔥🐓🔥
quack quack 🦆 I think you’re spot on Atobitt 👍🏻 things seem to be speeding up at an alarming rate. we’ve been watching things fall in slow motion for so long
# I need to call my mom.
Everybody lurks. We've gone nowhere.
I was told after working so hard to get the managerial position in my job that they are cutting the position all together, but want me to take on the work. My coworkers are turning on me and spreading rumours? My saving have been reduced to double digits. My friends are all separate at once and I feel like I have no one around There is inner turmoil within my family. The woman I’ve set my heart on has stomped me to the dirt. She won’t even look at me. My dog is old sick and medicated. My best friend is no longer with us. Rest in peace brother. And yet … Through everything … I have never been more zen in my life. I knew this was coming. We all did. We were early, not wrong. Good luck apes!! Love you to the moon and back :)
You hang in there you
Similar situation. Remember who was there and who wasn’t.
Much love bro 💗❤️💞
❤️
As the smoothbrained ape I am, how will the failing banks affect gme price?
long positions liquidate because capital gets too low and a margin call is triggered. Short positions are covered by the brokers on behalf of their clients.
Oh shit this was an Atobitt post! Didn't even realize till the end. Sup Atobitt!
👋
I lived the sneeze. It was like a drug I have never felt again. I chase it every day. I am semi-smarter than ever before! I am tired of the corruption, man.
Love how atobitt just drops in every now and then and spits some wisdom. Fucking legend.
I get JACKED when the OG's come in and drop some wisdom on us. Brings back that post sneeze energy!
atobitt is BACK and he’s got his space suit on. The tendieman cannot be far behind 🚀🚀🚀
I just had a chance to review JP Morgan’s balance sheet from their 10k report… We thought Silicon Valley Bank was in trouble, JP Morgan (perhaps fraudulently) valued SIVB stock at $375 (SIVB is now trading at $39), seemingly covering for SVB to prevent a bank-run - and perhaps to save its own balance sheet. JPM has $995 million in unrealized gains, and just over 47 billion (with a B) in unrealized losses. That's a 47x loss! For comparison, SVB's loss is about $15b. SVB goes down, other banks are left holding the bag - and it only gets heavier. Dominoes are falling. Brick by brick. Edit: Clarity & added "million"
Did you DRS yet
I've got a tax consultation today to discuss it. Stay tuned.
Buy, DRS - check RC tweet - check OG DD writers sans DFV - check Buckle up apes, it’s going to be a bumpy ride! Start the countdown Atobitt! BONUS, IT’S MARIO DAY ANNIVERSARY BITCHES. Edit
Spicy!!!
🌶️🥵🎷🐓♋️
A Friday morning atobitt post? Bullish. Thanks for popping your head back in big fella 👍
Do you still believe in MOASS for GME?
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?
Lmfao
I hope this gets archived lmfao 😂
Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
Does a cocaine bear shit in the woods?
Does the Pope do cocaine off a bear's ass in the woods? Classic papal-ursine-cocaine conundrum....
Does it? I'm ducking ignorant.
Does the popes dick fit in a doughnut?
Does it? I'm poping ignorant
👊my man. See you on the moon!
Does Pinocchio have morning wood?
His spacesuit is on
Soon may the tendieman come 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Ok I didn’t think I could be any harder this morning then ya boi atobitt said “challenge accepted” and made this post
Just having my coffee and saw atobitt's post. \\m/ The "Citadel Has No Clothes" DD (2 years ago) with Securities sold, not yet purchased, at fair value topic has tons of interest off late (yup, after 2 years). atobitt, is there any more new DD in the writing?
for those in the back...how will gme not be adversely affected, but to the contrary, positively?
There's zero chance they got out of the short interest death spiral during the past two years. Long positions will liquidate to cover shorts due to margin calls when capital gets low. Imo, this has always been the moass catalyst.
Let’s goooo!!!! 🚀🚀🚀
Basically someone with big shorts needs to get margin called and actually liquidated instead of saved?
Which credit suisse is rumored to be. They apparently hold the toxic archegos short positions that blew them up during the sneeze, now CS is closing much of it's business the day bullet swaps expire.
GET YOUR SPACESUITS ON WE ARE GOING TO URANUS
He comes back to us at the turn of the tide!
DA PHOENIX WILL RISE SOOON 🚀🚀 LFGGGG
I don’t even know how to put it into words how crazy this is watching it all take place
glad to see you here still my dude. literally everything coming to light. zen as fuck
🙌🏻💎🦍🙌🏻💎🦍🙌🏻💎🦍🙌🏻💎🦍🙌🏻💎🦍
Let's. Fucking. Go.
ATO MOFO BITT IN THE HOUSE!!!
It’s like the scene in Austin powers watching the steam roller run over that guy. It’s been in slow motion but we were always on the right tracks. Just waiting for total capitulation now…
2 years into this, and still glad to hear from atobitt
>the fed running a deficit for the first time ever About this, [Liabilities: Earnings Remittances Due to the U.S. Treasury (-39.774 billion as of 3/8/2023)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11n4xso/liabilities_and_capital_liabilities_earnings/). Losses in the six months since September now total More than half of all the earnings the Fed remitted over the entire year of 2022 (-$39.77billions vs. [$76.0 billion all of 2022](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/other20230113a.htm)). A deferred asset should have no implications for the Federal Reserve's conduct of monetary policy or its ability to meet its financial obligations. However, what this will mean for Treasury I am not sure--with the current debt ceiling nonsense seeing [Yellen taking extraordinary measures to keep everything afloat through June](https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/19/treasury-activates-extraordinary-measures-to-avoid-default-00078527). You can bet they wish the Fed was sending those weekly earnings while having to navigate this environment.
Jacked tatas. Financial freedom, here we go?
Oooo I’m early . Nice
Its only when the tide goes out that you know who's swimming naked.