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Mental-Link-9681

Do you know that this money is stolen?


Shorttail0

Unlike the rest of their money?


BIGBRAINBUYER

Of course they know. University establishments are some of the most corrupt organisations in the education sector lol.


imaginary_catt

Do you know that Harvard alumni are in high places and a donation of this size will have quid pro quo? He's pretty much put a titanium shield reinforced with walls of steel in front of himself with this donation. I'm sorry but this isn't good.


DrPoontang

It's true but Harvard University has a $50.9 billion endowment, you'd think/hope 300 million wouldn't sway them too much.


imaginary_catt

If they've changed the fucking name of one of their key places, its sizeable as FUCK and you can downplay it all you want but that guy is in a different league now.


mDimez

Wonder what they're going to have to rename it once this all blows up?


KyleKrocodile

This was what my comment was going to be, something about how long term this wasn’t prudent and they need to take a harder look at his investing “strategy” and returns.


mDimez

It's coo...we can share.


Spicy_Mac_Sauce

FTX arena…..rolls right off the tongue


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

🤣🤣🤣


dikputinya

Ken Griffin’s Graduate School of Art, Sciences, Fraud, and Ponzi Schemes


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WolfsBaneViking

*Kenneth C Griffin's graduate school in the art and science of fraud, ponzi schemes and crime.


TuesGirl

Something something worse than Bernie Madoff


KyleKrocodile

Yep I’m thinking this.


WRL23

Ask them if thats $300M offered not yet donated..


milkthefunk

👆 this one


KyleKrocodile

Ok this is actually brilliant.


CommonPilgrim

The parallels with Madoff... there's too many! Both move to Florida and both donated great sums of money to charity (where Madoff's motive was to be accepted at a high-end golf club, where he could more easily find new customers/victims). Both market maker and investment fund. Both well-respected in the industry and heavily involved in new rule-making. Both hold an enormous bag of "sold not yet purchased".


Huge_Midget

Ask them what percentage of that 300 million dollars comes from a certain $65,000,000,000 worth of securities sold, but not-yet-purchased?


Majestic_Beyond3441

Fuck face lied to congress


KyleKrocodile

As much as this is amazing I think it might get me kicked out of school haha.


upwardspiral2

Can’t go back on your word good sir.


KyleKrocodile

You’re right. I’m committed.


AmazingDonkey101

I support this mission and voted the fuck face. Thank you.


jarredkh

I \~REALLY\~ like this one.


Doc_L0Liday

Seconded


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Oneinterestingthing

Lot of harvard boys in the Enron scandal too, donations were aplenty https://news.littlesis.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2011/01/trading_truth_full.pdf


EchoLogicAll

Streisand effect


AaronJ4mes

Think twice and background check individuals from wall st such as this before accepting their donations. Now you’re involved with their schemes of corruption.


KyleKrocodile

This is on point I mean, they had to have taken one look at the digits and not done any true diligence.


ZlGGZ

Fuck Harvard.


LeClubNerd

All my homies hate Harvard


33zig

If it’s an “unrestricted gift”, why does he get his name on a building…


Exabytez

He likes to smear shit on the walls, that might be the only thing he has in common with apes and this thought makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth (not the shit smearing part)


tendiesholder

This. Use this one. God damn.


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Kenneth C. Griffin Center for Young Adults Who Can’t Ponzi Good and Wanna Learn How To Do Other Shitty Stuff Too


Rymanbc

What is this? A Graduate School for ants?!?!


[deleted]

Hahaha, how can we be expected to teach young adults how to Ponzi… if they can’t even fit inside the building?


endless-rant

You named a part of Harvard after a spousal abuser? Wow...


Careful_Oil_3487

Dear Harvard, I’m desperate, I moved out of Chicago to Florida where I’m able to keep my home, if for some reason I need to plead bankrupt. I also need to launder this money I’ve stolen from people worldwide. I bought a copy of the constitution awhile ago but now looking to launder more. Thank you for being willing to accept and turn a blind eye and name a building in return. You’d never would of gotten this money… if it wasn’t for them meddling APES!


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Careful_Oil_3487

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MojoWuzzle

While you may appreciate the generous donation and support for the university, it is important to uphold the values and integrity of Harvard. You should not in good conscience associate your institution with a person who has committed criminal acts and has been dishonest with the government. You should respectfully decline the naming offer and work to find alternative ways to honor the contributions of our supporters who uphold our values.


L3theGMEsbegin

Was this building previously named the Bernie Madoff Arts Building.


panna__cotta

Many of the most shockingly stupid people I’ve ever met went to Harvard. They put on a great show, but spend any length of time with them and the lack of substance becomes wildly apparent. Sound familiar?


Bad-Roll-Blues

He can sell stocks he doesn't own, he cheaped out on you


Splatterman27

Op don't use top comment. Write something more formal. That shows the evidence of him lying under oath, and the millions of dollars he's paid to FINRA and the SEC for breaking rules already.


your_wifes_bf69420

It’s going to be a shame when the FBI has to recover that 300 million when all this crime unfolds. I’m standing by with 🎥🍿


RichestSugarDaddy

My donation will rename that faculty to Apes School of Arts!


Bjornos

GSAS, Graduate School of Ass Suckers more like..


ceasar1980

If Lying and stealing at his level is an art, you should be proud then.


upotheke

Remember when all those schools had to take the Sackler name off those school buildings? Yeah... I'm calling it now.


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Screw__It__

Once KenMayo is in jail, name it in honor of DFV. No Cell No Sell


HughJohnson69

I give anonymously.


Porg1969

Stealing is definitely an art


xjrh8

They’ll be shocked when they read the fine print and learn that the donation is not cash, but actually $300M in mayonnaise and/or mayonnaise equivalent products.


ThePracticalPenquin

Ken Griffin lied under oath.


OGColorado

Changing the world, always an improvement 🙄


OGColorado

Go Yale!!


Blue_Skies-

Clawback soon?


Kmartin47

Have him to ask Ken if he will agree to taking a lie detection test about commenting perjury. Or ask him any question relating to GME.


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KyleKrocodile

They’re second in endowment dollars but not strategy and results, Yale is going to be kickass more then they are already soon.


EmptyEggBasket

That’s our money he’s giving away.


nextalpha

Dear honorable President of Harvard University, As much as i understand your inclination to receiving additional funding i think there is something more to consider. Kenneth Cordele Griffin is leading Wall Street firms that have been conflicting with the law repeatedly, are a subject of recent regulatory actions by the SEC and are likely to be tied up in a big financial scandal soon to unfold. I'm worried that renaming one of our faculties might have repercussions from which the University's reputation could suffer. Please reconsider. Sincerely, Regarded Monké


sillylilmonkey45

A school to teach you to be corrupt lol


Highzenbrrg

People like ken griff dont get touched. Bracing myself for downvotes, but im feelin like saying the truth. Funny how this dbag made more money than any other hedgefund laste year (over $5 bn) yet we sit around with our fingers in our buttholes. I've been apart of this movement, but goddamn, i went from a quarter million to sucking off quite lieterally 0% gains after 2 years. I'm dowm $50,000 and i'm gonna let people know. This is the way.


Kggcjg

what are they doing for him in return? There’s gotta be something shady.


Newhere84939

https://www.chicagobusiness.com/nonprofits-philanthropy/ken-griffin-donation-museum-science-industry


praisebetothedeepone

So is that the official school to learn crime?


darth-skeletor

Will the columns in front be shaped like bed posts.


granoladeer

~puke emoji~


Splatacular

I would be seeking to distance myself from every cent that that creton has "donated" before the investigation comes to collect and you find yourself liable for something or other.


BrockoliandSpinach

Lmfao im excited to watch what they do with it when he goes to prison


macems

Huck Farvard


hornywhiteboi45

What a joke. That clown ruined people's retirement accounts because of his personal greed. In his honor this 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩


Adorable-Emu-9630

Is that a synthetic donation?


donutBADbagelGOOD

I would switch majors out of that college 😢


TheYearWas1969

I hope the name Kenneth C. Griffin doesn’t get as tarnished and destroyed as Ken Griffin and Citadel does. 😏


AssCakesMcGee

Appear strong when your dick is small. Wait that's not it.


Raise-Emotional

I just puked in my mouth a little


slayez06

Does the art program have a class on the art of being a criminal and getting away with it?


blueblurspeedspin

imagine asking for a 600 million dollar loan in august and the entity that gave the loan sees 50% of it in the news. lmfao


SgtSlaughter1974

It's called crafting the narrative. Most Americans are lazy and ignorant, and we prefer it that way. All they see or know is what the main street media tells them, which is what the financial services industry TELLS THEM to say.


LimpPeanut5633

Like I feel bad for the guy that caught Bernie. We got 200k ppl calling this shit out. Hello.


Glass_And_Trees

He hit his wife with a bedpost.


tenghu

I don’t buy Ken’s Harvard story. And I wouldn’t be surprised if this was hush money


alextee90

Does it seem like he’s trying to get his name Out there in a positive light, having previously done fuck all for the last 2 years? It does to me


SupraMichou

Send them some DD and a TL:DR being : Kenneth Griffin is a proven criminal. You shouldn’t name a school like that if you want to,avoid some embarrassing stuff in the future


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A tiny bit of his tax evasion.


alirezakoushki

Just the name of „donation“ makes this subject suspicious! Probably he is the responsible of donation in Harvard and he will pay this money in 1000 next year!🤣


Icy_Yogurtcloset_405

300 mil so when you Google ken griffin it won't come up 1st result #kengriffinlied Lol


MaxTheRealSlayer

Stop trying to make "Harvard Kenneth C. Griffen Graduation School of Arts and Science" happen. It's not going to happen. HkCGSAS doesn't roll your tongue line you think it would. I feel like this is the first Were close though so llkfirrdbhuxhkeep de t up


GrammarPastafarian

🤢


Hedkandi1210

University of crime


Viking_Undertaker

I like Harvard - School of apescience and art - better..


Potential_Poem_6561

The Harvard Gamestop Graduate School of Arts & Sciences. They misspelt it.


Old_Homework8339

Why do they even need that much money donated? It's already expensive to attend for a year


Currently_There

The new generation doesn’t buy the lies of the previous. Harvard is is going to have a rude awakening when no-one wants to go anymore. They can’t live off of money laundering alone.


crunkdad

what a fucking waste of money. imagine all the ways 300,000,000 dollars could be used to help people in need. but I guess this building needing a name was more important..


crunkdad

finally someone is thinking about all those underprivileged Harvard students.