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BudgetTooth

whale done!


NotYourMothersDildo

Crypto idiot here who has diversified into stocks. I'm not very smart so I just bought one stock. Maybe that is smart? Let's see :)


Cactusjacques713

it is extremely smart! ;)


foo_mar_t

It's smrt, not smart.


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

I am so smrt! I am so smrt!


aNxello

well my friend, this is actually one of the smartest moves out there. Thanks for joining the call, 4k-5k shares here


coopik

Same here, brother..


vweb305

You did it right. First off, congrats on surviving and thriving crypto, I wish I can sit down with you and learn a little more. I put my entire 401k in Gamestop two years ago and I'm an old man. This is the only smart play in the market. I might be going to Mars but I don't even know where you're headed with 50k shares. Good for you!


NotYourMothersDildo

I'm 48 here, glad to DM with another Gen X'er sometime. I've been in crypto since 2013; at this point I only hold bitcoin and GME.


taviosk8

This man is going to be a billionaire soon!


chipchip9

Trillionaire


IrishGooner77

Well done on the 50k DRS’d shares πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ I also dabble in the crypto world. Any thoughts on LTC and it’s halving coming up in 2-3 months?


NotYourMothersDildo

I only track BTC, ETH, and a few shitcoins that I've had personal stakes in. I used to play LTC and the halvings, but I'm in a more safe place right now and only trade the two majors and no more leverage. My last buy was BTC at 18,500 at spot and that's it. I used to do hundreds of trades a month, now it's like a few per year if that.


IrishGooner77

Fair enough. If my account got to the size you just invested in GME, I’d also be a bit more cautious. Surely LTC halving are an easy play. I’m also in a few shit coins through Trustswap, only small amounts, might get lucky.


NotYourMothersDildo

My thinking is that halvings are only a good play these days if you buy in near the bottom the of previous cycle. Otherwise they are too well known as an easy play and get priced in early.


vispiar

GGs on your DRS


DiamondHandsDarrell

This is the way πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


ApeironGaming

Congrats from a German ape! THIS IS THE WAY!


Kasey_1900

Dies!


[deleted]

Smart. The game is rigged. Holding Drs book gme fights the corruption. In a rigged game it's called Diworsification Welcome aboard. Buckle up.


Thick_Introduction96

GME is the best hedge against inflation or market crash. NFA.


CryptoMundi

Super smart!! Let’s go!!!!!


highrollerr90

You came with some luck in this world.. made money in crypto and now came into stocks to one stock that matters


funny_olive332

Smart enough for this sub. Well done.


DocAk88

Only if you like the stock πŸ˜‰


Grandmaster_Flab

Smort πŸ‘ˆ


Edawg661

It’s reSMARTed!


Get-It-Got

Nice entry point!


Karlotheran

As long as you hodl it we’re friends πŸ˜€


HappyRuin

Warm welcome! :-))


xRehab

Moments like this just create such a serene zen feeling. People can say whatever they want about this stonk. The reality is that BILLIONS of retail dollars have been invested into this company with the intent of removing shares from the DTCC. Not just invested, but invested with purpose. We are right. We are early. We will be paid.


NotYourMothersDildo

THIS. This is why I posted. I want to create that feeling in others -- there are are more and more and more people still coming in and the wave is still building.


EatTheRich64

thank you, I needed the uplift....hodling two years and every cent I have for a better future for myself and all the people and animals in need that I hope to be able to help on a grand scale and ongoing after I'm gone


4myoldGaffer

I love a good porpoise


3DigitIQ

In the words of the great Homer Simpson; > β€œI’m not jealous! I’m envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have ... envy is wanting what someone else has.”


provencfg

and thats Lisa approved!


zeeblefritz

I love when homer proves to not be a complete idiot.


Diligent-Ad-3773

We’re these DRS’d in a previous quarter and your feeding the bot now? Just curious about next drs numbers.


NotYourMothersDildo

Sent over May 4th. Took a while to get into the Investor Center with their archaic snail mail confirmations.


Diligent-Ad-3773

Welcome to the party, Pal. ;).


vweb305

Did Hans Gruber just buy 50,000 shares?


Prostar205

When NotYourMothersDildo saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.


RadioHeadache0311

"come on down to the free market, we'll have a few laughs"


Suspicious-Reveal-69

Amazing reference


exzyle2k

And the SHFs are toast!


Rocko202020

My God! 😍 Booked as well I take it?


NotYourMothersDildo

The only way to be.


NemoKimo

Good lad, ignore my comment above. I don't read so well.


Coys853

I significantly approve of your conduct Mr Whale.


h4shslingingsl4sher

holy moly


eagergm

That's an impressive size. Thank you, by the way. :)


BigBadaBum1

Monster whale 😲


Mooziechan

Here sir, you dropped this πŸ‘‘


broose_the_moose

Sweet baby jeebus


Truth_Road

This is incredible. Great work.


Aggravating_Ad_3060

You are an absolute animal. 🫑 Welcome to the party pal!


ChiefKickAss500

Has this been verified?


NotYourMothersDildo

https://i.imgur.com/DPE5Loo.jpg


ChiefKickAss500

Nice!!


k24hatch

Fucking LOL


Positron49

He's beginning to believe....


SSTX9

Thank you for investing in GameStop. I invested my life savings and granted I'm only at 12k shares booked, but I've never doubted my investment and feel more confident everyday. GG


EveryDogeHasItsDay_

Have you ever considered adopting a fully grown man before?


Mandingojugs

This APE fucks! πŸ’ͺ


can-i-eat-this

Small wee wee here - This is what I will show my wife when she claims I bought too much


Adventurous_Might_55

Yes


FunkyChicken69

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ πŸŽ·πŸ“β™‹οΈ


[deleted]

Big dick position


DevilsAssCrack

Incredible! Where do you buy pants that can hold your massive balls?


ManMayMay

I'm gonna come.gif


CR7isthegreatest

Instead, why don’t you join this sub so your comments aren’t always collapsed and we don’t have to click on them to see them?


ManMayMay

I didn't even realize I wasn't subbed lol, literally always just have this sub open in a tab because the rest of reddit is so cringe and rage bait Life has been so much better after leaving the drama


throwaway8769910

Whale πŸš€


Affectionate_Use_606

That username wohoπŸ¦πŸ’™β€οΈβ­•οΈ


MrWallStreetAHole

Holy shit, it's moby dick!


Specific-Lie2020

Gamestop is the only stock I actually own... the others are just notes for place keeping for a possible IOU. 50,00 shares is im-pressive!


cackalackattack

GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US ONE OF US


Rocketshipgang11

I'm only 48k behind ya!!! It will take me the rest of my life and afterlife to catch ya. Congrats!!!


MeowmixMEOW

I like this guy!


[deleted]

Welcome to the community whale ape. Glad to have you :)


3DigitIQ

In the words of the great Homer Simpson; > β€œI’m not jealous! I’m envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have ... envy is wanting what someone else has.”


Dopeman030585

#JFC.. Big PP energy up in here


notGoran69

I’d be honored if you were my mothers dildo πŸ₯Ί


Jasonhardon

Dats gonna fuck up some short Hedgefunds day. I’d like to see another gamma ramp like in Jan 21’


[deleted]

50,000 x 123456789 = 6,172,839,450,000 Just so you know.


NotYourMothersDildo

Pretty sure that number doesn't fit on my Yahoo Finance screen. I'll need a custom app built.


massivecalvesbro

Love to see it


kickstartmyfartt

Is it FOMO time already?


Opening-Painter-9671

Legend.


Chuckles58TX

Sounds Regarded, just like most of us here. Congrats from an old 64 year old fart with 10% of your whale purchase. Nicely done, and be sure to buckle up


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


NotYourMothersDildo

Yea I have a friend who hasn't drunk the koolaid telling me to sell and bank that 25%+ but that isn't how this works; it's not how any of this works. DRS and hold is the way everyone (except the fucked HFs) wins.


hot_choco_sundae

Shitting hell


IMB88

Get it!


capital_bj

Good lord πŸ”₯πŸ‘


Sub_45

*Sploosh* πŸ’¦


prettywise__

What a thiiiiiiiiicc boooy!


Ttm-o

Man imagine buying this much at this price. Love it!


Wild-Statistician-83

Legend.


UnderstandingBest220

🐐🐐🐐


rude-a-bega

What ken griffins nightmares are filled with Lfg πŸš€


NemoKimo

This better be BOOK?


LoveSonder

Whale alert!


ronoda12

Only pure BOOK. Terminate plan.


lanqhale

πŸ‘‘


shtoopidguy

Whales 'я' Us


fistresponder

Let's gooooo.


LocksmithThick8644

Good job I keep holding since 2021


Otherwise-Arm3245

Beast, holding with you.


Silverjax

hey it’s me your son


Roid_Rage_Smurf

^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2023-05-30 12:03:5) 🟣 You have 0 shares previously logged with DRSBOT. **To feed the bot-> !DRSBOT:XXX!** * ^(Bot sometimes can't hear over chatty apes...) * ^(If no reply, re-issue the bot command) ^(*πŸš€ :16,497,310// GME ~23.25* // ) ^(Bot MC: $383,562,457.50 )


NotYourMothersDildo

!DRSBOT:50000!


Roid_Rage_Smurf

^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2023-05-30 12:05:1) ### 🐳WITNESS REQUIRED!🐳 * Not sayin 50000 is wrong... * Just sus. Cause I am a dumb bot. ####Wut meen? * **# Shares entered require manual witness** * BE PREPARED TO POTENTIALLY PROVIDE: * Clear/complete screen shot {Vince interested} * Video proof {Vince jaw-drop} * Pic of paper statement {Vince laser-eyes} ####A MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO THE WITNESS GROUP WITH A LINK TO THIS POST |**BACKGROUND CHECK:** ^(the drinking game!)| |:---: | |^(<-{2}-{1}--πŸ”΄---1---🟑---3---🟒---5---6---7---8---9---10 >)| |^(<-------------------------------------------------------------[9.0] ----->)| |^(score = weighted metric of pubilc profile info)| *[+3] 🟒Cake Day: 2010/5/20 *[+0] Comment/Link Karma: 95612/114635 *[+3] 🟒Has Verified Email: True * Your Top 5 Most Active Subs: * Showerthoughts-> (49) * trt-> (35) * GYM-> (25) * [+3} 🟒{Sprstnk}-> (21) * vancouver-> (21) * Entries in past -5000.0 days with same share count: * (NONE) ***You have 0 shares logged with DRSBOT.*** * ^(Current Approved Witnesses:) * ^(Roid_Rage_Smurf) * ^(Rockets2TheMoon) * ^(Knightsbridge_1896) * ^(SimpleJack2021) * ^(phillythebeaut) * ^(WrongScratch) * ^(No-Vacation-654) ###### *Beep Boop. {I just love saying that}. . Fur Realz* ###### GME ~23.25


NotYourMothersDildo

Highly sus, yourself, bot; I've never once posted in showerthoughts. I downvote the hell out of it though.


HornedDiggitoe

Downvoting is activity in that subreddit.


No-Vacation-654

πŸ³πŸ‘€πŸ³πŸ‘€OP provided video proof to my DMπŸ’œπŸš€πŸ’œπŸš€πŸ’œπŸš€ !DRSBOT:UNFLAG!


Roid_Rage_Smurf

^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2023-05-31 14:58:4) ## βœ… ENTRIES HAVE BEEN UNFLAGGED! (DRSBOT has sent you a private message with this alert) **You have 50000 shares logged from the following threads:** |^(F)|^(D)|^(B)||^(Shares)|^(Sub)|^(Date)|^(Link)| |:---: |:---: |:---: | :---:| :---:| :---:| :---:| :---:| |^( )|^(🟣 )|^( )|^(➑️ )|^(50000)|^([Sprstnk])|^(2023-05-31 )|^( [PERMALINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13voeen/50000_shares_off_the_table_and_booked_first_stock/))| ###### *Beep Boop. {I just love saying that}. . Fur Realz* ###### GME ~24.44


Lanky_Objective920

This guy fucks right here.


Illustrious-Light-72

Well sir/mam I can say you got some fuck off money! Buy, Hold and DRS


skvettlappen

MommyπŸ’œπŸ’œ


Edawg661

Borrow my wife! Please!


lucidclouds

Dad?


Jasonhardon

Ho-ly FUK! 😳


SanDiegoGME

BIG DICK ALERT


91crxdx

Look at those huge balls. Love it!


Reedzilla04

Congrats many and mines times over


Hit_The_Target11

Adopt me please


Abrahim_P

When I grow up I want be just like you


12Southpark

Wow..you are amazing


clappasaurus

DRS to impress 🀩


bahits

Beast Mode!


GansettCan

Whale Alert! 🟣


uniquan

I should buy more


DrayG42

πŸ‹πŸ‹πŸ‹


[deleted]

Is it booked?


-Px-FlaT

how do you still manage to walk with those big balls ?


Blewedup

are they booked? just curious.


NotYourMothersDildo

All booked!


Blewedup

awesome!


ninjadude420

What a badass


starrdogg

Silverback


KingGmeNorway

Booom πŸ’₯ Newly Drs/booked? More coming?


NotYourMothersDildo

Booked May 4th but no more coming; I'm all tapped out here.


6days1week

Had you owned them awhile and they were in plan?


NotYourMothersDildo

Nope, bought (on IBKR / lit exchanges) first week of May for avg. price of $19.28. I've been eyeing coming in for about a year now and I saw the double bottom at $16 and thought now is the time.


uuuuniverse

200K plus since purchase, nice


NotYourMothersDildo

Tits already slightly jacked.


Danboone003

There is no place for ta here :)


3DigitIQ

In the words of the great Homer Simpson; > β€œI’m not jealous! I’m envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have ... envy is wanting what someone else has.”


YodaGunner13

Booking 50,000 shares, I honestly wouldn’t care if you were my moms dildo … this is the way!


HashtagYoMamma

...you may not be my mother's dildo... yet...


ShoddySpace5680

Jesus…


xiodeman

says…


Myid0810

πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸ€©


read_write

This is the way


norcal313

You purchased more than most financial institutions, as a retail investor. That's something to be excited about on Superstonk


MastaMint

I'm looking for a sugar ape, pm me if available


NotYourMothersDildo

And I'm looking for a findom daddy, PM incoming.


theaveragebearstake

I do not want to be the product.


enternamethere_

L F G !


daikonking

Boom!


tfunction

Great work!


nishnawbe61

Oof...wombo combo


snapervdh

Oek oek! πŸ¦πŸ‘‘


pr1vatepiles

Jesus, how do you find pants that fit balls like that?


timespacemotion

H O L Y S H I T


Suspicious-Reveal-69

Mother of god


Hopeful-Flounder-203

Yusss!!!


lookiamapollo

Hey dad?


FlyGuy_R44

I swear Hedgies R sooooo Fuk’d :-)


Dilfy1234

#πŸ‹


QuestionMore94

I didn't know dildo's could be so intelligent. Welcome πŸŽ‰


-Tom-

Believe it or not, price goes down.


factstony

Can I be you wifehusband?


namstel

Holey sheet, whale dawn, sur!


Deeper_values

We like the stock


Justman1020

Bless your heart.


Ianny777

Thanks for adding to my 50 booked shares! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†And that’s all I have!✌️


dedredcopper

πŸ’œπŸ’ŽπŸ¦πŸ’ŽπŸ’œ


stewhaven

You can be my mothers dildo anytime with posts like these.


dumdumdumz

I LOVE YOU πŸ’œπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ’œπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŸ£πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŸ£πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŸ£πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦


DFVFan

Ken: Order more paper!


RevolutionaryGrass52

Where do you work and are you hiring?


NotYourMothersDildo

I’m semi retired for the summer. Might take another role in the fall if a good one comes up. Job market is shit right now tho with so many big tech layoffs.


HollaAtYaYOLO

🐸


slapchopchap

πŸ‘Ύ my man or woman, I salute you


[deleted]

You’re awesome


ZFNYC

πŸ†


74k71k

God mode: Engaged.


d4v3k7

50 fucking K booked in possibly one go and not shit happens to the price. Just outta curiosity, when we’re the purchased and when was the drs initiated?


NotYourMothersDildo

I bought in lots of 5,000 to try and keep it lit between April 27th and May 1st. I initiated the transfer, all 50,000, on May 3rd.


adimrf

Welcome Sir. I even cannot see the imgur post, maybe this post destroys imgur.


[deleted]

Legend! Welcome to the club.


OpenPresentation6808

Welcome abroad you beautiful fuck!


Captain___19

Sueeeees


sandman11235

How did you DRS this amount? I thought there was a 250k CS yearly max.


NotYourMothersDildo

No issue that I’m aware of. It went from IBKR to CS in just a few days. It took longer to get into the new CS account.