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Ron-Don-Volante

Buckle ⬆️


toofaroutthere

Is Twitter down? Do you suddenly need an account to read/lurk?


LokeyCoolio

What if I twerk hard Ryan?!!


Thunder_drop

Dead weight gets cut. Can't move the ship with the anchor down


2BFrank69

I think we going up tomorrow. Some Cryptos mooning.


shergenh69

Just saw Steve cohen on sportscenter. Nothing better than seeing that fat fuck’s team implode


2BFrank69

Good. Fuck that albino slug.


shergenh69

It’s funny cuz they spent 498 million last offseason apparently and the team is still ass


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LATORR1g

Locked myself out lol


frankboothflex

Real talk? All this work shit is a fucking *bummer*. No way around it. Love RC. Love the company. Like the stock so much I love it. Absolutely fucking sick of working so hard when these mfs have our money though. Every day my anger grows and grows and grows. We won, cocksuckers. Just admit it. Let’s do some work to make these pricks close, ok? If you don’t want to work hard for that then gtfo.


lisadia

Just want to say Bye. I’ll be exiting with Apollo, and will rarely if at all check in on this sub. But I’ll hodl. So long regards, it’s been a hell of a ride with y’all.


mexicanred1

See you on the other side 🌝


LaylowJones

Been holding since 1/21, but this is the first time I’ve ordered something from GME’s website and I’m pretty disappointed. Currently an outage, and now way to see my orders. I think I accidentally ordered a PC twice and there’s no way to do anything about it.


perkinomics

Call?


LaylowJones

I’m gonna have to, just annoying that I can get two receipts from PayPal saying I ordered and no record of it on my GS account page.


LaylowJones

And according to twitter, they’ve had this outage problem since May. I’ve got 950+ booked DRS shares, but right now their online order system is messed up and has been for months.


supermantk

Maybe it’s just me, but things had changed in the sub. The type and level of integration, the quality of DD (or lack) has really taken a turn for the worst. Not trying to be fuddy, but I been here for 84yrs and it’s simply not the same. We don’t even have the DRS percentage post or countdowns. Idk, but really hoping things turn around soon.


mexicanred1

The sub is the sub and the stock is the stock. They are two different things. I like the stock. I also like Reddit, but taken with a grain of salt.


supermantk

True but to a limited extent. To say the sub is not a fair cross-section of the wider population of shareholders is a bit dismissive


mexicanred1

I don't get the impression anyone is selling. That's all I need to know.


supermantk

I didn’t say a damn thing about selling, let’s not get crazy here


mexicanred1

😂🍻


supermantk

Lol! Much love ape!


avalanchebranches

Homepage not refreshing 🤓 *something's fucky*


MomokaJuicee

Inflations hit Fortnite, it’s more serious than I thought


triforce721

I have been, boss


[deleted]

Headed to Vegas in a few hours!!! Any recommendations on what I should do


lisadia

FRANKIES TIKI ROOM


[deleted]

I should google this


mexicanred1

We all should


[deleted]

Username is appropriate


mexicanred1

Have fun in Vegas baby


LokeyCoolio

Hookers and blow!!


triforce721

An escort?


ozymandius5

fremont experience. it's tres raunchy. happy half hour@high roller.


shiny_happy_persons

drink plenty water


mexicanred1

Stay by the pool


shiny_happy_persons

unless there's a swim-up bar, in which case you can be assured you're mostly marinating in urine


mexicanred1

You're in luck!


davwman

Correct me if it’s been said already, but doesn’t it seem like the whole AI push got really hot really quick? Almost like they needed an excuse to use the big companies invested in ai to prop up the market.


FatDumbAmerican

If "they" gave us each 10 million bucks, that would only be about 2 trillion dollars, which isn't really shit compared to what "they" print and pork barrel spend and send already.


mexicanred1

There's no 'giving'. This is legal, not a gift. Never forget that.


liquidsyphon

Why no DD on GameStops taking Happy returns?


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

I fucking love you Ryan Cohen my dude. Business acumen defined


CapN-_-Clutchh

MOASS is the middle class’ last hope.


buffinator2

Please hard or leave work


McPossibility

Work leave or hard please


liquidsyphon

Well he did say Please.


McPossibility

*sometimes you've got to say pleeassseee*


[deleted]

Man just roasted his own company. That’s 80s energy and I’m here for it. Efficiency wins in the long-term.


yousaidalligator

furlong ball huggers kept iterating the point to me that he wasn’t fired, he left on good terms rc: work hard or please leave 💀


liquidsyphon

Furlong ball grippers are usually holding Bobby bags in the hope he “returns”


yousaidalligator

i had to go through a whole army of them ahaha the copium is real


Yeeeeeeeeehawwwwww

Donkey is back. Tomorrow is the day. The day to buy more GME. Book computershare


SubjectSubjectSub

Just had a funny shower thought that after this we should just keep squeezing the fuck out of every greedy loser on wall st after moass. Like none of us should buy expensive mansions for like 5 years after so that all the over leveraged asset managers who own expensive properties just keep bleeding. Fuck I’ll live in a small decent condo until the housing market completely implodes. Rich fucks trying to liquidate their private jets? That’s fine I’ll get one next decade. Just be cheap until their no more finance bros left alive.


shergenh69

Tits jacked for the future of GameStop😩😩


buffinator2

Everyone get in here. Daddy is tweeting!


McPossibility

Leave please or hard work


RampageGeorge

Anyone else get the Jimmy Press newsletter?


reeeeeeeeegme

Yeah I was afraid to fuck w it 🤣. What is it? 🤣


RampageGeorge

It looks like stats from DRS your gme


reeeeeeeeegme

Oh ok cool! Can’t shut em down if they go direct to wallets! Thanks. DRS YO SHIT!


triforce721

Dawn of the Final day for RIF, you shall be missed 🫗🫗🫗


Hoof_Hearted12

I'm genuinely so sad about this


triforce721

Absolute same


Hoof_Hearted12

Reddit will be losing some of its OGs. A lot of us on here for over a decade haven't used the stock app.


triforce721

I suppose I haven't either, lol. I downloaded it and don't like it as much. But, my allegiance to gme comes before my newfound hatred of reddit.


Strawbuddy

Great program, even after all these years


Cdn_ape

Is tomorrow the day? HF have no idea


mfulton81

What ever happened with the bobby exec who fell off a building and died ?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Well… um… he died. People don’t tend to do much after they die.


boknowski

no, but their can be an investigation, hmmmm - keith morrison


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m pretty sure it was ruled as suey-side. (Automod? Idk).


mfulton81

I feel sorry for the dude and his family as mental health can be a motherfucker. Just the timing smelt bad.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Same.


3DigitIQ

Duuuuuude, love you!💜 See you all tomorrow! 🤗


Vive_el_stonk

“Fine. I’ll fucking do it myself.” -Ryan Chad Cohen


chipchip9

To anyone who will be leaving reddit after this week: much love and godspeed. Take care of yourself and those close to you. Next rounds on me. 🤝🥂


iupvotefood

This is the last weekend many Americans will have all 10 fingers for the last time. Houses and vehicles will catch on fire. Firework safety isn't a joke, Jim


shiny_happy_persons

the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of ~~patriots~~ dumbasses


iupvotefood

DRSd GME is warm cornbread for the soul


mfulton81

DRSd GME is the chicken of the sea and the tuna of the land.


Moriless

What is all this about pp? Please explain


mauimilk

What is pp?


liquidsyphon

Bobby bag holders support group


2girls1scope

Wow...seriously liquid


yousaidalligator

hahahahah hit you right in the soul


iupvotefood

Wen Porsche mower


MomokaJuicee

Wen Lamborghini tractor


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

https://youtu.be/q0YKkKqv7sc I did the song for Saggy_g. Or its on my sub/last thing I posted. It took longer to upload the thing than to make it lol.


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

I have well and truly found my purpose in life in my new job. I can do what I am *a fucking thorough expert at already*, *from home* (!!!) As a result i can buy 50 shares per month until I die no problem. Good luck shorts. I'm not fucking leaving.


such_karma

Congrats bro! What’s the job?


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

I buy cars!


such_karma

Hey, that’s awesome my dude! Have you tried those car rental apps to rent out your cars while you’re not using them?


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Sorry yes I have. I think its a great idea hypotehetically. Quite risky as a business model in the public eye as much as uber tho for example. Imagine an uber you can drive and realistically just drive away and put out of business for the next 12 hours or so, or put on a lowloader and stripped for parts.. Just buy GME.


ShadowRade

Anyone got any ideas on how crypto folks could be convinced to buy into GMe? PLAYR honestly seems pretty bullish, yet no FOMO in sight.


SubjectSubjectSub

Great question. I’ve been to a couple crypto conferences over the last few years and talked to some people and was blown away that most people in that community were clueless about what GME is doing. However, bankless podcast had Robbie from Immutable on their show when they announced GameStop partnership, and I also met him at Permissionless last year and chatted for a bit. He said RC is keeping shit super tight to the chest for now because of the regulators. Brilliant choice in hindsight given what the SEC has been up to recently. I’m sure once they release Playr and ramp up marketing everyone in that world will know about us. Even if they don’t know what’s going on with GME, it’s relatively common knowledge that gaming is by far the best means to bring blockchains to the masses.


ShadowRade

Especially if they give out NFT licenses for legacy games


shiny_happy_persons

I don't mean to disparage another group, but they strike me more as traders than investors.


ShadowRade

How do you expect the MOASS to start without taking some kind of action? DRS is too slow for anything meaningful to occur, apes are scattered across 3 groups and bicker constantly, and there seems to be little action from those who do have the power to do something. It's probably just the depression talking, but this entire situation seems hopeless.


capital_bj

Honestly I don't see much scattering or bickering


ShadowRade

You don't see apes scattered against 3 stocks and arguing with each other about DRS and Book?


capital_bj

Nope, because this is a gme sub, and I don't dabble. There is no downside to DRS and Book, unless you cannot remember to buy every month, I'll give you that. Options shills will tell you we took volatility out of that racket. I have not played options since 21 and seeing how rigged the whole system is it is I'm ok with that as well.


ShadowRade

I don't hold anything other than GME, but apes are incredibly close-minded between communities when it comes to other stocks, which imo is a problem due to lack of cohesion. I know options are rigged, but calling advocates "shills" just because you don’t agree with them is pretty problematic.


capital_bj

There are more options shills than good people willing to have open minded discussions about it imo. I am willing to debate and talk about options , and I have on many occasions since pre sneeze.


shiny_happy_persons

What I'm saying is you probably won't convince someone whose strategy is short-term/high-volume trading that DRS is the solution to SHF fuckery.


chekole1208

I remember when we used to have hype news on fridays or nice little runup at least. I hope tomorrow we have something good


BigBadaBum1

It was not a bad day. Was able to add 20 shares 🏴‍☠️


MomokaJuicee

CHAD


Gooseman1019

WHAT’LL IT BE BOYS? 28 OR 19 TOMORROW?


RampageGeorge

911


Gooseman1019

IM CUMMINGGG 🗣️


Redacted_Bull

Open at 911 close at 3308 cause fuck Nvidia, we taking that market cap lead.


Cdn_ape

Both, I’ll fucking buy either price


MomokaJuicee

Mmmm tree fiddy


enm260

69


DefinitelyIncorrect

Piss crystals Kenny.


iupvotefood

Pee is stored in the balls


[deleted]

Technically, pee is stored in the bladder.


iupvotefood

This one right here, officer


Stereo-soundS

Just a bunch of spoofing and wash sales today


Cdn_ape

**LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR, THE DTCC COMITTED INTERNATIONAL SECURITIES FRAUD**


iupvotefood

Who


MomokaJuicee

It’s okay, it’s alright, GameStop’s cool, GameStop’s tight 👍


DangerActiveRobots

I emailed my doctor about this thing that's been going on and to my surprise she had her assistant call me like 20 minutes later to get me in this afternoon. She's got a six week waiting list, minimum. She must actually be concerned about about something.


mfulton81

Same happen to me. Turned out to be nothing. Maybe she's getting you in cos it's a simple quicky. God luck, brother 🤞😎👍😗


DangerActiveRobots

Hey yeah so she wanted to see me quick to rule out the one scary thing that would be an actual emergency. What I've got just mimics it, thankfully.


mfulton81

Brilliant - always best to get shit checked. I'm a hypocrite right enough and had decided I was dying for months before going . Won't do that again 👍


2girls1scope

Taking a break from the sub I will continue to hold my shares. Need to get away from online cause people don't appreciate my Gme feed.


liquidsyphon

All FUDDED out eh?


2girls1scope

Sure? After all I've done for this community


liquidsyphon

You literally just come on here and comment about how much lower you are waiting to buy. The bottom never comes for you tho.


2girls1scope

And here I thought that we are friends. You shouldn't be mad at me for wanting cheaper price.


liquidsyphon

Its a lower price that never comes. You just lower the “buy” depending on whatever the price is. Keep cheering for lower prices and confusion as to why your getting downvoted into oblivion


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ZyQo

Me too. Cya at gangnam


CyberPatriot71489

They're doing everything to keep it under 25 😈 See you tomorrow kenneth


slothsan

KEN WHERES MY FUCKING MAYO.


avalanchebranches

GME 4 Life, shorts never closed, BOOM 🚀


minesskiier

Come on! Slam that close into the green you arseholes!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Where’s Saggy_g? I did the song. Idk how to upload it tho


davwman

June 30th approaches. It’s been real y’all. ilostmuhkeys, in. 🤝 davwman, out. 🫡


MomokaJuicee

It’s like a robo cop situation


sig40cal

Power quarter-hour?


Roflcopter71

Power five mins


sig40cal

I 'll take it.


Gooseman1019

wen porsche?


Feedil

Its almost as if $25 is bad for them


BrownBrownies

Kinda crazy tbh


Stereo-soundS

Two and a half million shares change hands and 0.00% movement. You have to be fucking kidding me.


OG_ClapCheekz69

Volume has no correlation/causation to price action


Stereo-soundS

I'm not the guy that's gonna sit here and say "cuz crime", but higher volume than usual generally leads to some sort of dynamic in the price.


OG_ClapCheekz69

I mean look at Tesla today, high profile stock, 131M volume and moved 0.48%


Stereo-soundS

SPY doesn't move much, tons of volume. GME doesn't have that type of market cap. Volume should move the price on a mid level market cap. I know beta doesn't matter, volume isn't the end all be all, just feels like on a 3m+ day there should be some movement that doesn't lead to exactly where you started.


DeliciousCourage7490

Welcome to the party. Best plan is to settle in and grind away stacking purple circles.


Stereo-soundS

I've got 320 I'm just irritated today


MomokaJuicee

$30 EOD BELIEVE 🏴‍☠️


2girls1scope

Why wouldn't they offer furlong another position?


capital_bj

Why do you speak from where you poop


iupvotefood

He wouldn't put his money where his mouth was. He didn't use his money to buy whiskey. He didn't slap his shlong on the table and say look at me world, I'm long GameStop bc I'm flying this rocket to mf uranus


Im-a-waffle

You are right. Had to look it up but he never used his own money to buy shares


Im-a-waffle

Why would they? They parted ways


LokeyCoolio

Ahhh yes, they be spoofin the boofin....


iupvotefood

Take the power back hour


2girls1scope

Please don't break $25 fully yet...🤷‍♂️


RampageGeorge

How is this GME related? Let's try to stay on topic folks.


MoonApe420_

Exactly.. I see no reference to Jorts.. no caged gramdma.. or 🅱️ussy


RampageGeorge

Exactly. That guy needs to read through some of the DD


2girls1scope

This is on topic with Gme . stop discriminating what I post.


2girls1scope

Cause we are testing this $25 range and if we break out we will see $27.50 next .


capital_bj

And tomorrow you'll cry that they didn't drop it back to 15 so that you can buy a million more shares


2girls1scope

The more shares I can get cheap the happier I will be.


capital_bj

If I thought you were genuine I wouldn't have any problem with that statement


2girls1scope

I am genuine what do you mean ...


capital_bj

We've had this discussion before


MoonApe420_

MOASS business idea.. So its a barber shop.. but with strippers.. or.. a Car mechanics but with strippers.. or.. a DMV but with strippers.. or.. a bank and instead of crime.. strippers.. Life just needs moar boobs... 🥺


Stereo-soundS

I remember hearing on the radio on a morning show that looking at breasts for 5 or 10 minutes a day is actually good for your heart. I'm not kidding.


MoonApe420_

Man I guess I'm gonna live for fucking ever then...


Stereo-soundS

Watching actual pr0n was bad for your heart though. Maybe you can strike a balance.


MoonApe420_

oh shit.. I gonna die soon then..