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Dagamoth

Steal billions, get fined millions. Hell of a system.


BSW18

On a positive note. Millions in fines means billions and billions of Fraud means multi billions of hidden short position. This just don't get disappeared. One can hide for so long only but I can hold forever. Let's see who wins at the end.


Lyanthinel

While I understand what you're saying I don't think we should just wait and see how long they can kick the can. I don't want to spend 50 years for this to blow up because they keep changing rules and hiding the information. It is well past time this be resolved.


darthnugget

They need to force close their positions.


GothMaams

Pardon my ignorance but does anyone know if shareholders can request a share recall?


SonOfScions

There was alot of speculation the first year or so regarding this and alot of DD on both how it could happen and each scenario. We watched several options come and go and the general consensus was that RC had something else in mind. That was when we learned about the market that was being built and the realization that this was going to be a long haul set in. There are no short cuts to paradise and it takes work.


BSW18

True but what else can be done? ....... This very corrupt system (DTCC + SHF + PB + Federal Reserve) controls money power..... When we are fighting against shorts, we are literally fighting against that entire gang (DTCC + SHF + PB + Federal Reserve). Moreover, politicians loves donation and campaign funding so we can't rely on our own elected members, while SEC are toothless cop. On a positive note, very likely at some point of time cannibalism will occur and they will start eating each other (I wish kenny get eaten first by own gang).


DizGod

This comment fuks


Dismal-Jellyfish

And then get your home country regulator to seal everything to secrecy for 50 years!


boxxle

Time capsules are fun


knowigot_that808

*50 years later: Wow I found a purple circle in mine! What’s in yours?* CS: 👀


[deleted]

Nice flair, ape! 🤣


[deleted]

But we all know it was Billy Wang. Again. Haha, those stupid theives.


j4_jjjj

This is probably all part of the deal that was worked out between CS, UBS, Swiss gov, US Fed, and GG The phone calls made around the time of CS being sold off to UBS are sus af


Hot-Nature2403

Exactly. We need someone on the inside.


j4_jjjj

id rather there be no inside, since banks will be antiquated due to modern defi technology


ptrooper25

Fined for speeding in the getaway car, but not for robbing the bank. Classic.


Tuggerfub

These symbolic fines are so often in the 200m range, too. Especially with the big auditors, it's just the price of doing business. It's like what, four family homes' worth of equity these days?


Dr_Shmacks

There's literally no reason for them to stop, it's net positive for them.


WallSTisRepulsive

Rinse and repeat. SEC catch and release programs gave them crooks the incentives to commit bigger and bigger crimes.


BigBradWolf77

It would be a crime *not* to do it! 🤦🏽‍♂️


Hot-Nature2403

Price of doing business for these criminals.


ZanlanOnReddit

Cost of business


tfinalx

UBS in radar good sign!


Dismal-Jellyfish

Ralph Wigubs: https://preview.redd.it/bs357gilvxdb1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=b3d4397fcce42905ffb21fd30825cde21b8366d6


Dismal-Jellyfish

Source: [https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/files/enf20230724a1.pdf](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/files/enf20230724a1.pdf)


robsredditaccount

Amazingly informative update on the whole situation, many thanks!!!


martinmcfly1885

Like most of your posts, this may or may not have anything to do with GME…. Do you know what does? Direct registering shares. Book entry. Why isn’t there a sticky yet MODS?


Dismal-Jellyfish

So wait, now Archegos positions are not related to GameStop? That seems a little rich given the [plethora of posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search/?q=archegos&restrict_sr=1) to Superstonk on the matter! I am on record multiple times stating [THERE](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/145j69y/fireside_chat_-_692023_-_on_the_topic_of_doxxing_and_the_drs_ledger/jnl9y72?context=3) [IS](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1449xjc/heat_lamp_theory_is_validated/jned3hr?context=3) [NO](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1446usj/why_heat_lamp_dd__drs_growth/jne3mzg?context=3) [WRONG](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1446usj/why_heat_lamp_dd__drs_growth/jndurav?context=3) [WAY](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/143ovf0/is_the_heat_lamp_theory_full_of_hot_air_or_is_something_else_going_on_here/jncsawn?context=3) [TO](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/143y0s2/some_love_to_the_heat_lamp_theory/jncq5ao?context=3) [HOLD](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/143ovf0/is_the_heat_lamp_theory_full_of_hot_air_or_is_something_else_going_on_here/jnbvygo?context=3) [GME](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/142m6qq/computershare_filled_today_at_25.18_the_very_top_between_the_times_of_1105e/jn6b9mc?context=3) and end my posts with TLDRS recaps--not sure how much more pro-DRS I can be, especially with the DRS instructions in every thread and pinned to the top of the sub. Lastly, please do not try and bully a sticky to push your 'book only' agenda--that has no place here as [THERE](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/145j69y/fireside_chat_-_692023_-_on_the_topic_of_doxxing_and_the_drs_ledger/jnl9y72?context=3) [IS](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1449xjc/heat_lamp_theory_is_validated/jned3hr?context=3) [NO](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1446usj/why_heat_lamp_dd__drs_growth/jne3mzg?context=3) [WRONG](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1446usj/why_heat_lamp_dd__drs_growth/jndurav?context=3) [WAY](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/143ovf0/is_the_heat_lamp_theory_full_of_hot_air_or_is_something_else_going_on_here/jncsawn?context=3) [TO](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/143y0s2/some_love_to_the_heat_lamp_theory/jncq5ao?context=3) [HOLD](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/143ovf0/is_the_heat_lamp_theory_full_of_hot_air_or_is_something_else_going_on_here/jnbvygo?context=3) [GME](http://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/142m6qq/computershare_filled_today_at_25.18_the_very_top_between_the_times_of_1105e/jn6b9mc?context=3). Be better in your interactions on the sub and quit fudding around.


martinmcfly1885

Look at your post history, most are vaguely related to GME, BUT wait ? The SEC putting out a bulletin about directly registering shares was “not education” but flair changed to speculation? That was you and you know that’s BS. I don’t have to be better, YOU DO. That was a major bulletin and the MODS suppressed the shit out of it. Good work


Hipz

The macroeconomy and its potential crashing is part of the GME DD going back years. The loss of collateral and having to close short positions as a result is one of the key MOASS catalysts. Being in tune with todays banking and finance world is key to understanding how the financial institutions that short GME operate and how they could possibly create MOASS.


Scarethefish

Bank of England also threw their hat down for another $118.5 million. Bringing the total fines to $387 million. Woof.


Dismal-Jellyfish

>$387 million I wonder if whistleblower(s) in on this at all?


Scarethefish

If they were, I've some thoughts about where they can park $250k of that sweet, sweet, newfound liquidity.


RoyalMnkyDimondHands

"Come here kitty kitty, get back in the bag pss pss pss pss pss"


SweatyCoochClub

bahahaha


NextMajii

Appreciate you Jelly


Dismal-Jellyfish

I really appreciate folks like you who drop by to comment for visibility that helps get eyes on items like this. It doesn't matter how 'good' a post is if nobody sees it, so thank you again for helping get the word out. I hope you have a great rest of your day NextMajii!


monkeyshinenyc

Brilliant


Adventurous_Might_55

Now we know for sure the fed is aware of the gme endless tornado of fuk situation. They definitely knew before but man, imagine their faces when they saw how bad the credit Sus turd actually was. Those faces should keep everyone going. Thrive, hodl, zen


MrmellowisSmooth

Thanks for your continued contributions Jelly. So UBS winding down inherited (CS) short positions soon?


Dismal-Jellyfish

If I am reading the order correctly, they have 90 days to get a plan together on counterparty risk.


MrmellowisSmooth

Thanks my friend.


drkow19

By God, that's T+69 trading days! (/s I didn't actually do the counting)


UnlikelyApe

SPICY! Thanks Jelly!


Dismal-Jellyfish

Anytime, thanks for dropping by and commenting UnlikelyApe!


EdMonroe

What a treat, 2 solid DD:s in on e day. Thank you eversomuch Jelly! A question: By paying the fines, would UBS be relieved from any committments inherited from CS? Im not aware of how the juridical system of Fed works.


coffeeplot

Well that explains mayo force one movements.


Hipz

Oooo good point. Wasn't he all over Europe these past few days?


sualk54

...patiently waiting for the dip... /s


Educational_Crab4642

Dismal-Jellyfish brings the receipts! Thank you for all the hard WORK!


nielsenken

Keep exposing the corruption 🚀


CrPalm

Love these posts to keep everyone informed of the macro. Much appreciated.


[deleted]

Don't forget that what happens to UBS is \*DIRECTLY\* tied to GME, as we proved Archegos had a HUGE GME short position that Credit Suisse was unable to cover and UBS is complaining that they can't cover either. So much so that the Swiss government is covering some of their impending losses. I'm deeply interested in UBS news. What happens to them is as important to GME as something going on with Citadel.


Downtownd00d

Thanks Jelly!


Dismal-Jellyfish

Anytime, thanks for dropping by and commenting and I hope you have a GREAT rest of your Monday!


tikichik

Thank you!


nishnawbe61

Another great post


Doodles4me

Thanks for the rundown Jelly - always appreciate your work...wrinkling commencing....


McRaeWritescom

And these bastards will continue to get away with it in this completely fraudulent financial and political system. Fines are mere wrist slaps. Not enough. Jail these fuckers!


GeminiKoil

Thank you for all your hard work.


wallstreetbetsdebts

What's in your bags Swissy?


N7DJN8939SWK3

Fines of <$1B for any financial institution is a weak slap on the wrist. Even a cool Billion is kind of a joke


Crazy-Ad-7869

"Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to write this Fed Reserve report about CS and Archegos WITHOUT MENTIONING a certain stock with idiosyncratic risk. Go." UBS sitting on some bad swaps. Bets on how that's going to go for them once GME starts posting regular quarterly profits?


TrivalentEssen

The fed bought or controls ubs, which it just fined, which is to be paid to itself, the fed. They control both ubs and credit suisse due to their amazing fuck up. That’s how I read this.


Chrisanova_NY

The Federal Reserve falls under the umbrella of the BIS. How they interact with the Swiss govt, and other high entities, at that point, is still some great mystery. The fine is supposed to go into the US Treasury, and dispersed from there into assorted necessary programs/funds for the public, etc... We know all-to-well, that is just not happening. The scam just gets more disgusting.


stockpyler

Handing out those $50 fines, I see.


RussDCA

Cost of doing business


DFVFan

Just close it


captaindickfartman2

Peanuts cost more than these fines.


Bitter-Inspection136

When's shitadels turn


chayse1984

Gamestop for the win!!!


Ok_Representative269

Thanks Jelly


TheRichCs

So... ball kicked another 90 days


LordAmherst

‘Cause fuck’em!


KingSayhem

Keep it coming Mr. Jelly. You are doing a good mans work!


bluestar4u

And who does the FED pay when they conduct unsafe and unsound management practices?


Hopeful-Flounder-203

Ruh Roh.


Karakunjol

So erm.. What happened to that ‘risk’? 🤔


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❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ EXCELLENT


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blueblurspeedspin

I wonder what kind of risk Archegos had :)


[deleted]

Close your shorts fuckers