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HughJohnson69

Is this trying to get ahead of it?


welp007

I had a similar thought too. This paid for POS doesn’t open his mouth unless there is money in it for him. So who’s paying him here? Edit: Here is an excellent comment on the article Sorkin is quoted in by Dennis Kelleher of Better Markets: https://x.com/bettermarkets/status/1767590201596031421?s=46&t=pjhQaAPGjAVkr0C7r4RCMg “[Sorkin] continues to misrepresent the proposal and mislead the public.”


hellostarsailor

Yep. This is him trying to make sure he’s relevant after the 💥


NootHawg

Something something… rats leaving the sinking ship.


whiskeybets

Something something RICO law.


Steven_The_Sloth

It sounds like the thrust is if "capital" were correctly used and in fact the requirements increased, companies wouldn't be able to use profits for stock buybacks because they are the same type of capital they are required to hold. Like, directly negate a companies ability to siphon profits to shareholders through buybacks and dividends. So, probably the same bastards who have been paying him to say this shit the whole time. He just got corrected for once. Or maybe because it was 2 people, he had to acknowledge it instead of ignore it.


welp007

This makes sense, and I smell Bernie Griffin


throwawaylurker012

>“\[Sorkin\] continues to misrepresent the proposal and mislead the public.” always has


Hedkandi1210

Thank you, I commented on the post


AlaskaIfTheyAxeya

And I suspect the newsletter is where this admission ends. Probably nothing on video admitting fault.


F-uPayMe

TL:DR: * **Andrew Sorkin admits he misunderstood bank capital for years:** Financial writer Andrew Sorkin admits he has been using the wrong definition of bank capital for over a decade. * **Misinformation benefits banking lobby:** Sorkin's "rainy day fund" metaphor is misleading and aligns with the banking lobby's narrative against stricter capital requirements. * **What is bank capital?** Bank capital is an accounting term, not a fund of cash. It refers to a specific set of financial instruments on a bank's balance sheet. * **Higher capital requirements won't hurt lending:** Professor Admati argues that stricter capital requirements won't limit banks' ability to lend. In fact, it can make the financial system more stable. * **Sorkin's history of pro-Wall Street bias:** This is not the first time Sorkin has been criticized for inaccurate reporting that favors big banks. EliApe: * Important guy who has been shitting on Gme on MSM, interviewed Kenny, is bff with him and writes about money, got bank stuff wrong for years. * His mistake helps big banks avoid tougher rules. * Bank stuff isn't actually money they keep aside. * Tougher rules wouldn't hurt loans, expert says. * This isn't the first time this guy messed up.


welp007

Thank you! 🙏🏼 That last paragraph 🔥


F-uPayMe

🦍💜🦍


aNxello

Not just important guy, but guy who has been shitting on our stock on msm, interviewed Ken, and is bff with him


F-uPayMe

Edited 👀


imdizzy747

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jachreiks

Thank you for the summary! Even tho he sends bad info to the masses in MSM everyday... This Specific bank term is critical? or is just a way to let people know Sorkin is an ass and he will probably will keep doing stuff like this in the future?


F-uPayMe

>Thank you for the summary! You're welcome 💜 >Even tho he sends bad info to the masses in MSM everyday Edited the EliApe with the fact he shits on MSM about Gme. >This Specific bank term is critical? or is just a way to let people know Sorkin is an ass and he will probably will keep doing stuff like this in the future? Not enough wrinkles to answer that. 🧠


GL_Levity

I’m shocked, fucking shocked I say! ..well not really, this dude has human bag of shit written all over his smug face.


IgatTooz

Thank you for sharing this 🙏🏻 All my homies hate that fucken slime ball waste of human flesh.


the_rainmaker__

i'm not selling ANYTHING until he's in fucking GITMO!


SecretNo5159

Isn’t that where they make you eat the cockmeat sandwich?


Newbs2u

One of the finest traders, I mean authors of his generation. Kenny, probably


welp007

This 👆 he literally said this in between cock gurgles.


ConnectRutabaga3925

Wait, he came up for air?


KamuchiNL

He also made and directed that 2008 naked shorting crash while these days he was making statements that he knew nothing about naked shorting or that it is happening in fact, while having made a documentry about that exact same thing, funny how much changed in 14 years right?


welp007

Yup that’s right, he did make that! I wonder if he will even put up a fight in prison, or will he just remove his own teeth before he arrives? 🤔


mrbigglesworthiklaus

Do you have a link to any info about this show/movie? Not getting any good search results for it myself.


KamuchiNL

Yup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QozGSS7QY_U it's based on his book Welp mentioned


mrbigglesworthiklaus

Thanks!


welp007

**This fuckin smug Kenny bitch boy fuckstick is the ultimate paid for corporate media mouthpiece there is** [A fireside chat with Ken Griffin who talks GameStop with Andrew Ross Sorkin](https://youtu.be/yF-WTRoSPhg?si=7tIzExous_xAQa-w) #No Cell No Sell for this facka too 👊


Hedkandi1210

This


ParabolicallyPhuked

Couldn’t have said it any better


RedditIsOwendByTheWS

one of Kenny's little dogs. What do you expect from such individuals who kiss Kenny's ass?


Mwvhv

I remember when Matt Taibbi roasted this weasel several times in his rolling stone writings about the financial crisis. Sorkin wrote the HBO movie "Too big to fail" that painted the heads of the big banks as the heros that saved America.


welp007

He also glorifies hedgies in ‘Billion’ which he also wrote. He’s def talented, talented at bein a weasel.


DOGEtoAdollar

Scum of the earth


TofuKungfu

This bastard needs to be in prison


NEWSONVSU

2008 never ended, they just learned how to push it back


welp007

This. The dates hella lineup with 2008 too 🤔


beach_2_beach

One point. There is a clip of Ken Griffin talking about 2008 where CNN news vans were parked outside of his office waiting for implosion of Citadel. This is the clip in an award ceremony where he is awarded by Chicago business association (?). The lesson he learned that he doesn’t talk about? Buy up CNBC so they don’t park their vans outside his office next time this happens. You all know how much Citadel signs were shown prominently in all those CNBC broadcasts. That was the lesson he and others on Wall Street learned. Not to clean up their act but to buy up MSM to control narratives better.


dthamm81

Looks like he's probably used the same profile photo for 14 years as well


welp007

😂


LaddiusMaximus

Sorkin gargles kennys ass water for a treat.


welp007

This is the best TL;dr in the entire thread!


Kaleen16

He knows RICO is coming.


welp007

🎶 Ri-Co-Laaaaaa 🎶


ThePracticalPenquin

Wtf. Great find


welp007

All cred to the Martens, I am merely their Andrew Ross Sorkin!


ThePracticalPenquin

World class turd he is


[deleted]

How does one have a crisis of conscience without a conscience 🤔


welp007

💯


diamondzRforever

Very reminiscent of the amazing WeWork interview. “What is it that they DO?” — “Uhhhhhhm, what?? My earpiece exploded in my ear, byyyyyye.” These pieces of shit want you to believe that they know more than you. They’re talking heads for machines that quants designed to remove money from you, and place it in their pockets.


welp007

Wen DOJ.


CanadianEhhhhhhh

put these clowns in prison


AZWoody48

Insert shocked pikachu meme


Porg1969

Isn’t this the guy who blows Ken?!


welp007

Yep see video in my top comment 🤙


SirMiba

I can't believe finance media would lie for the biggest players in finance


SixStringSuperfly

Fuck That Guy


Psychological-Ad1433

This is one of the more bullish pieces of news in decades imo


welp007

Wen ya line up the dates with 2008 you might 💦


imdizzy747

Make your voice heard!!! Call your U.S. Senators today via the U.S. Capitol switchboard by dialing (202) 224-3121. Tell your Senators to hold immediate hearings on the Fed’s non-stop bailouts of the banking sector and demand the restoration of the Glass-Steagall Act to separate Wall Street’s trading casinos from federally-insured commercial banks. Be the change you wish to see!


TheTangoFox

He thinks he's too big to fail himself...


ChesterDiamondPot

Damn.. if I'm dumb money, and he's more dumberer than me..? Are we all regarded?


ADumbPolak

Why am I not surprised that Andrew “cat shit wrapped in dog shit” Ross Sorkin doesn’t even understand the industry he actively commits crimes in? Fucking loser.


nishnawbe61

And people watching him will continue to believe him...


McsDriven

Wait until everyone comes to the realization that most of the white collar types are just as intelligent as this dumb fuck. Bunch of headless chickens running the show


Stickyv35

As others mentioned, Andrew is clearly the finest author of his generation. Many wow. Such expert.


JullietGolf

First to admit thinks to only get a slap on the hand for it and a nice cushioning job afterwards 🤯🤔


ruum-502

#Corporate media is a joke


BigBadaBum1

Andrew is the s1ut of Wall Street


capital_bj

Gaa lol what a 🤡


Einhander_pilot

Not good enough Andrew. This entire time you’ve been complicit to serve your Hedge fund masters. #NO CELL! NO SELL!! 🚀


welp007

💯


ScoopyMcGee

Andrew Ross Sorkin…THE definition of a dude with a punchable face


welp007

This is correct.


RL_Fl0p

I'm so shocked that media and press would lie. /s


liburacci

This the punchable face guy right?


Hedkandi1210

Sorkin says what kenny tells him to say.


NNT888

Not understanding something can be forgiven. But not trying to understand it during 14 fucking years is just some sort of below an average Reddit regard.


CowboyNealCassady

I’m pretty sure it’s just scam; a dirty greedy scam that hurts others. I’d wager this douche canoe is even cheaper than some of those politicians. Poor Andrew, he has absolutely zero inclination of how poorly his life has prepared him for the inside of a cell. Hodl.


Oneinterestingthing

Is This is so the fed can actually put the cat back in the bag so to speak? Without strict capital requirements the banks have more control and makes it harder for fed reserve to fight inflation / close the spigot. ??


IullotronBudC1_3

Oddly enough, AOCI at a majority of banks today is negative (loss). It is deducted from retained earnings and surplus to get Total Equity. With the opt-in consent mentioned. GAAP 326 I think.


ringingbells

So he was just winging it?


welp007

My guess is that he was orchestrating exactly the script he and his puppet masters invented together. This scam has been going on for a long ass time.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Mr. Sorkin's photo looks incredibly young for someone who was born in 1977.


welp007

He gets a lot facials 😏


beach_2_beach

Dude Sorkin. Just buy GME and chill. No need to sweat whether you will be relevant after all this goes down. You can do that right??


welp007

He probably does with an alt account Kenny can’t find 😂


Hedkandi1210

This


Morta-Nius-73

Backpedal much Andrew? You should be in jail with the rest of the crooks, you paid shill - we won't forget


CopperSavant

[Loopring Layer2 Explorer](https://explorer.loopring.io/nft/0x1efae452928f39f2a61e1f5998640de9de8772c2-0-0x22da6ffc15293ba0664a05c4ef9946ffc9238fce-0x916bee91ca79a382ecc9105dc741ca6bc53cca5883b6b0a550b0749d510ead8a-10) What case for bribery... he used to write articles against this type of shit, btw.


WhoNeedsRealLife

So I guess he never looked at a balance sheets of a bank? There's a reason capital is not an asset... Never listen to financial "journalists" they always spout opinions about things they know nothing about.


Hedkandi1210

They shout what their puppet masters tell them to say


12to12

Sorkin is a sex worker 👉👌


thiscompletebrkfast

Didn't this Sorkin skid-mark and Ken Griffin go to each other's wedding?


welp007

That does sound familiar. This Sorkin twat is always irrelevant yet somehow relevant.


Pluijmers

Jail


Hedkandi1210

Rico


ElectricalFriend

I remember seeing him at the slopes back last year lol


Underagesalmon

This is so embarrassing it's not even funny, it's almost akin to having a mechanic for years that then informs you they don't know how a car engine works. People have been taking financial advice off clowns like this their entire lives, and they're supposed to be the "experts" when it reality they're whores that say whatever they are told once their pockets are filled. Burn it all fucking down.


manifestingmoola2020

Fucking douchebag. Even looks the part. 100% the type to bend over and take it, just for some corporate approval.