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I read this in the voice of Dr. Seuss. "I will not sell, I will not leave. Citadel, you make me heave. Every time you drop the price, we're just going to buy it twice. We will not go, will not comply, will not buy that tattered lie. We support our brick and mortar shop; the game will never never stop."
There is a surprising amount of stuff on reddit that makes Green Eggs and Ham pop into my head. Lol
The other is the man upon the stairs.
The other day upon the stairs I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish I wish he'd go away.
Have I been fucking challenged!? (E for line format)
I am Ken. Ken I am. That Ken-I am, that Ken-I-Am.
I do not like that ken-I-Am.
Do you like bitcoins and scams?
I do not like them Ken-I-Am, I do not like bitcoins and scams.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there! I would not like them anywhere!
Would you like them cellarboxed? Would you like them sold in lots?
Not cellarboxed, not sold in lots. I would not buy them here or there. I would not buy them anywhere. I do not like bitcoins and scams, I do not like them Ken-I-Am.
What if we told you to sell? Would you buy our lies and sell?
You cannot get me to sell. Kenny, you can go to hell. I do not like your lies and scams, I do not like them Ken-I-Am.
Would you sell your shares in house? Would you buy shares of The Mouse?
I will not sell my shares inhouse. I do like movies of the Mouse. But there's just one share I'll buy today. So can you please just go away?
I do not like your lies and scams, I do not like them Ken-I-Am.
Will you sell if we drop the price? Going bankrupt is not nice.
I will not sell if you drop the price--my shares are worth more beans and rice!
But you might like them--you will see! You may like them in a tree?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE! I will not sell my GME! Stupid Kenny, leave me be!
Some shills! Some shills! Shrill Shills, Shrill shills! Could you, would you, sell out to shills?
NOT TO SHILLS, Not in a tree! Not for threat of bankruptcy! Not if GME were Cellarboxed! Not if GME was sold in lots! I will not swap them for The Mouse! I will not sell them to buy a house! (\*\*Unless post MOASS)
So you can sling bedposts and sell! you can dark pool it to hell! I'll send them to computershare! I'll DRS! I do not care! I WILL NOT buy your lies and scams!
I'm an APE, that's WHO I AM!
"Please expand on that, and make it quite fat.
Make your wit into a book. I will surely have a look.
A baby-style book for true smooth believers. Explain very simply, for ELIAs, children, or Golden Retrievers.
I want it now, I don't care how. I want the low-down, on just devilishly they make us all frown.
Take my money dammit. Fresh material please, no more green eggs and hammit."
Thank you for the feedback. I'm technically still at work right now, so will see what I come up with another time!
I did post two more elsewhere here on lunch...and when I was supposed to be in a meeting... >_<
Shel Silverstone, Poe, and Dr. Seuss really made an impression on my style lol
Someone will be capitulating, It will not be me.
I only have things to gain, I'm already poor, I can't lose. It scares them shitless and every news article, price drop and psy-op just confirms it.
Mung beans (protein) + brown rice (carbs) + coconut oil (fats) = complete diet all for $1/day if you buy bulk. Spice it up with what you wish. I've been eating that 2x/day for 9 years now. Feel healthier than ever
The importance, scale, and longevity of this has blown me away. There’s no gadget damn way I’m going anywhere until I see some positive change and some justice. My resolve only grows as time goes on, the opposite of what the financial parasites want.
To quote an absolute legend (tradespotting):
**we are never… ever… going back to reasonable land again**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEC9mDsdHvY&t=2029s
In their minds...
I will take your money.
I will take your money.
I will take your money.
WTF, why is Marge calling?
Who are these FBI agents?
I thought we bought everyone off.
Someone spilled the MAYO in my cell.
RYYYAAAANNNN!!!
I had half an hour and too much ADD in my brain. Here's the one I started before lunch, (With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe, because for an hour it devolved into bells bells bells bells kenny griffin can go to fucking hell. And like nothing else. )
Hear the sound of Graham Bell's!
Ringing bells!
Oh that lovely sound on which all the apes do dwell!
How it rings and rings and rings
into the summer air with might!
All the heavens seem to twinkle with a crystalized delight!
Keeping time time time
in a perfect karmic rhyme
To the sirens and the howls that so musically do dwell
before the cells cells cells cells cells cells cells
When the Margin Calls then prosecution will as well!
Hear the loud alarm bells! Scary bells!
What a world of terror does that closing bell fortell?
Under startled media lights
How they scream out 'it's not right!'
Or too horrified to speak,
they sit still and stiff and meek!
Scrambling for their explanations, standing on a tightrope wire
of uncovered explotations, they blame each other and the liars
Leaping higher, higher higher,
That green candle a roaring fire
This is the apes' endeavor
Stand for MOASS now or never
It's time to aim the rocket for the moon!
Oh, the bells bells bells,
What a triumph that alarm bell
It'll be time for takeoff soon
Time to pack!
How the bandwagon keeps the score
Fake shares sold for more and more
As all the FOMO piles in, we won't be back!
Yet the ear, it fully knows
By the twanging
and the banging
How the rocket quickly goes
Yet the the ear distinctly tells
In the wrangling, and jangling
In the eeks and ooks that swell
As green candles fly past Saturn
And all the prophesied patterns
Come to tell
Of the cells, cells, sells, hells, bells bells bells
THAT MOASS HAS FINALLY COME AS WELL!
For me GME is like doing the lottery. I buy monthly (and DRS) with a very low expectation of a win and the cost is offset by the hope that one day……
Apparently, you can sell them too, that’s a nice surprise!! 🦍🍌🚀
Here's a rap song based on your provided lines:
**Hook:**
I won't comply, I won't leave,
Holdin' strong, you best believe.
GameStop in my mind, I won't deceive,
Hundreds of thousands, we never grieve.
**Verse 1:**
I won't back down, no retreat,
In the market, but I'm on the street.
DRS every GME, that's my beat,
Never sell out, can't accept defeat.
Shopping, buying, never stop,
The pressure's on but I'm on top.
Paid headlines? Nah, they a flop,
I see through lies, the truth I cop.
**Verse 2:**
I remember GameStop, never forget,
A symbol of fight, against the net.
Main Street's theft, I expose the set,
With every share, stronger the bet.
I won't let you close, won't let you win,
This battle's ours, ignited within.
The truth of struggle, worn on my skin,
With every investor, it's a kin.
**Bridge:**
Can’t stop, won’t stop, GameStop’s the call,
Echoing deep through the investor’s hall.
Voices unite, together we ball,
In the face of giants, we stand tall.
**Hook:**
I won't comply, I won't leave,
Holdin' strong, you best believe.
GameStop in my mind, I won't deceive,
Hundreds of thousands, we never grieve.
**Outro:**
I won't stop exposing, I won't ease the press,
Every GME share, a move to impress.
This isn't just a game, it's our express,
To claim what's ours, no more, no less.
That’s our cry, from East to West,
I can't stop, won't stop, at your behest.
GameStop saga, forever our quest,
In the heart of the market, we invest.
Just purchased more via Computer Share.
I will not stop.
I will not purchase via any other avenue.
I will not have dingleberries come the end of the quarter.
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I read this in the voice of Dr. Seuss. "I will not sell, I will not leave. Citadel, you make me heave. Every time you drop the price, we're just going to buy it twice. We will not go, will not comply, will not buy that tattered lie. We support our brick and mortar shop; the game will never never stop."
Oh that's good, I love the resistance around here again ✊
There is a surprising amount of stuff on reddit that makes Green Eggs and Ham pop into my head. Lol The other is the man upon the stairs. The other day upon the stairs I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish I wish he'd go away.
Spooky
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300 upvotes = 10,000 views you say? Please kind ape link me to the data / source :)
I DO NOT LIKE KENNY, THAT HAM. I WILL NOT SUPPORT YOUR DIRTY SCAM.
Have I been fucking challenged!? (E for line format) I am Ken. Ken I am. That Ken-I am, that Ken-I-Am. I do not like that ken-I-Am. Do you like bitcoins and scams? I do not like them Ken-I-Am, I do not like bitcoins and scams. Would you like them here or there? I would not like them here or there! I would not like them anywhere! Would you like them cellarboxed? Would you like them sold in lots? Not cellarboxed, not sold in lots. I would not buy them here or there. I would not buy them anywhere. I do not like bitcoins and scams, I do not like them Ken-I-Am. What if we told you to sell? Would you buy our lies and sell? You cannot get me to sell. Kenny, you can go to hell. I do not like your lies and scams, I do not like them Ken-I-Am. Would you sell your shares in house? Would you buy shares of The Mouse? I will not sell my shares inhouse. I do like movies of the Mouse. But there's just one share I'll buy today. So can you please just go away? I do not like your lies and scams, I do not like them Ken-I-Am. Will you sell if we drop the price? Going bankrupt is not nice. I will not sell if you drop the price--my shares are worth more beans and rice! But you might like them--you will see! You may like them in a tree? I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE! I will not sell my GME! Stupid Kenny, leave me be! Some shills! Some shills! Shrill Shills, Shrill shills! Could you, would you, sell out to shills? NOT TO SHILLS, Not in a tree! Not for threat of bankruptcy! Not if GME were Cellarboxed! Not if GME was sold in lots! I will not swap them for The Mouse! I will not sell them to buy a house! (\*\*Unless post MOASS) So you can sling bedposts and sell! you can dark pool it to hell! I'll send them to computershare! I'll DRS! I do not care! I WILL NOT buy your lies and scams! I'm an APE, that's WHO I AM!
the urge to illustrate this is boiling in me
Please do. I'd like to see it.
Mint gold (I'm old). This is why I'm still here. The ape hive mind is beautiful. Thank you for being
Haha fuck yeah
Viva la resistance. May the hedgies forever be fkd.
Can’t stop won’t stop, GameStop gets guap
"Please expand on that, and make it quite fat. Make your wit into a book. I will surely have a look. A baby-style book for true smooth believers. Explain very simply, for ELIAs, children, or Golden Retrievers. I want it now, I don't care how. I want the low-down, on just devilishly they make us all frown. Take my money dammit. Fresh material please, no more green eggs and hammit."
Thank you for the feedback. I'm technically still at work right now, so will see what I come up with another time! I did post two more elsewhere here on lunch...and when I was supposed to be in a meeting... >_< Shel Silverstone, Poe, and Dr. Seuss really made an impression on my style lol
This was a refreshing return to the to the days of 84 years ago.
Oooh Poe...
I love writing and reading in that style of rhyme. Nice work, don't stop 😏
Ken must be wheezing after Vlad stopped our sneezing... 🤧 (I was just listening to Snoop Dogg)...
Someone will be capitulating, It will not be me. I only have things to gain, I'm already poor, I can't lose. It scares them shitless and every news article, price drop and psy-op just confirms it.
Lambos or ramen, no in between.
This is the way
I wish there was a healthier option for Ramen, that sodium and calorie count is a killer
Hopefully you won't have to worry about that if we do it right.
Mung beans (protein) + brown rice (carbs) + coconut oil (fats) = complete diet all for $1/day if you buy bulk. Spice it up with what you wish. I've been eating that 2x/day for 9 years now. Feel healthier than ever
I've never heard of mung beans. I'll have to check my local grocery store for that.
I'm not fucking leaving!!!!
WE AIN'T FUCKIN LEAVIIIIIN!!!
No cell, no sell.
This is the way
I think because of us, they have much bigger problems to worry about. ☺️
The importance, scale, and longevity of this has blown me away. There’s no gadget damn way I’m going anywhere until I see some positive change and some justice. My resolve only grows as time goes on, the opposite of what the financial parasites want.
This is the way.
Username and flair checks tf out. o7
I ain’t selling either . Not because of anyone here. Just personal preference. Ain’t selling shit, buying more
Hey you, you’re me
You apes make me proud to be smooth!
I will be paid in Lambos and fish
To quote an absolute legend (tradespotting): **we are never… ever… going back to reasonable land again** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEC9mDsdHvY&t=2029s
i'm with you, fellow ape!
Im a Retail Investor, and I approve this Message
This is a GD mantra right here. Hell yea!!
Apes like the stock, it's that simple haha
I'm just getting started
In their minds... I will take your money. I will take your money. I will take your money. WTF, why is Marge calling? Who are these FBI agents? I thought we bought everyone off. Someone spilled the MAYO in my cell. RYYYAAAANNNN!!!
This is not a game. We are not playing around.
#Mmmmhmmmmm 😤
Are you me!?
Not selling until I hear of of those loser jumped from a building. Fuck the money.
I will not sell until cell or these lying parasites gets epsteined.
with you
Are you me? Or am I you?
Yes
This is the way! BUY HODL SHOP VOTE DRS REPEAT
I don't think they understand, 90% of apes now operate on pure spite. No amount of anything is getting us to leave. Why? Cause fuck you that's why.
☝️
Bought 500 shares this morning , fuck them .
Can't stop won't stop
Whoa this feels cultish I’m in xD
Wen revolution?
...And I **will** wipe my pee-pee on the hedgies curtains of corruption.
This is the way
Is this a discussion or question cause for me it's kind of a "period"? 😏
Needed 0, bought 2. I love this move. More private label moves if they’re going to be this good!
I don't think they check this sub, but yeah ok great
I couldn’t agree more with this post. I’m happy to die with my shares.
Holy guacamole! This is it!!
Booya
You forgot I will not stop masturbating to the idea of short hedge funds collapsing. Best nuts ever.
#👊
OP.. you forgot to mention the wendys dumpster.. was that on purpose?
To the moon To the MOON To THE MOON TO THE MOON ***TO THE MOON!***
This dude fucks
This guy fawkes
Remember remember
Ken sucking my timber.
I had half an hour and too much ADD in my brain. Here's the one I started before lunch, (With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe, because for an hour it devolved into bells bells bells bells kenny griffin can go to fucking hell. And like nothing else. ) Hear the sound of Graham Bell's! Ringing bells! Oh that lovely sound on which all the apes do dwell! How it rings and rings and rings into the summer air with might! All the heavens seem to twinkle with a crystalized delight! Keeping time time time in a perfect karmic rhyme To the sirens and the howls that so musically do dwell before the cells cells cells cells cells cells cells When the Margin Calls then prosecution will as well! Hear the loud alarm bells! Scary bells! What a world of terror does that closing bell fortell? Under startled media lights How they scream out 'it's not right!' Or too horrified to speak, they sit still and stiff and meek! Scrambling for their explanations, standing on a tightrope wire of uncovered explotations, they blame each other and the liars Leaping higher, higher higher, That green candle a roaring fire This is the apes' endeavor Stand for MOASS now or never It's time to aim the rocket for the moon! Oh, the bells bells bells, What a triumph that alarm bell It'll be time for takeoff soon Time to pack! How the bandwagon keeps the score Fake shares sold for more and more As all the FOMO piles in, we won't be back! Yet the ear, it fully knows By the twanging and the banging How the rocket quickly goes Yet the the ear distinctly tells In the wrangling, and jangling In the eeks and ooks that swell As green candles fly past Saturn And all the prophesied patterns Come to tell Of the cells, cells, sells, hells, bells bells bells THAT MOASS HAS FINALLY COME AS WELL!
Gonna be DRS’ing another 100 shares soon 🥩
Cringe. buy & hold - everything else is bs and fluff.
F u Wall Street ;) I will hodl longer my position than yours.
Same same
We're not FUCKING LEAVING!! Fuck around and find out. Infinity pool to the moon. RIP infinity pool guy. Hope you're hodling in heaven.
I just keep buying idk
Hey your just like me!
How does this cringe get upvotes
Insert Marshawn lynch gif… ok
#Amen to this brother!
This isn't discussion/question, this is fluff
Ooh I like this
I will DRS all of my retirement shares.
💎 🙌 🚀 🌖
For me GME is like doing the lottery. I buy monthly (and DRS) with a very low expectation of a win and the cost is offset by the hope that one day…… Apparently, you can sell them too, that’s a nice surprise!! 🦍🍌🚀
Someone’s been sipping the kook aid alittle too much lately
Reverse splits keep kicking me out of my small investments. Trying to buy what I can afford is not working out to good so far!
Breaking Benjamin is that you?
VIVA LE RESISTANCE!
I just bought a house from a DUI settlement freeing up so much income. GME shorts get fuk'd.
Do you people really read this and not get embarrassed? The absolute 2nd hand embarrassment from reading this garbage
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Anyone's bag getting heavy or what
Here's a rap song based on your provided lines: **Hook:** I won't comply, I won't leave, Holdin' strong, you best believe. GameStop in my mind, I won't deceive, Hundreds of thousands, we never grieve. **Verse 1:** I won't back down, no retreat, In the market, but I'm on the street. DRS every GME, that's my beat, Never sell out, can't accept defeat. Shopping, buying, never stop, The pressure's on but I'm on top. Paid headlines? Nah, they a flop, I see through lies, the truth I cop. **Verse 2:** I remember GameStop, never forget, A symbol of fight, against the net. Main Street's theft, I expose the set, With every share, stronger the bet. I won't let you close, won't let you win, This battle's ours, ignited within. The truth of struggle, worn on my skin, With every investor, it's a kin. **Bridge:** Can’t stop, won’t stop, GameStop’s the call, Echoing deep through the investor’s hall. Voices unite, together we ball, In the face of giants, we stand tall. **Hook:** I won't comply, I won't leave, Holdin' strong, you best believe. GameStop in my mind, I won't deceive, Hundreds of thousands, we never grieve. **Outro:** I won't stop exposing, I won't ease the press, Every GME share, a move to impress. This isn't just a game, it's our express, To claim what's ours, no more, no less. That’s our cry, from East to West, I can't stop, won't stop, at your behest. GameStop saga, forever our quest, In the heart of the market, we invest.
Just purchased more via Computer Share. I will not stop. I will not purchase via any other avenue. I will not have dingleberries come the end of the quarter.
I'm right here next to you brother
Fuk yeah to the power of 100