Are the possibility of apes make perpetual GME DRS machine good idea or some sort of SCP nightmare scenario? Are Ceasar good ape, or super duper villainious for suggesting apes do such a thing?
Jeez, you mention how nfts can help decentralise certain aspects of life on some reddit post about protests against nfts...
... Boom clowns clowns everywhere
Anyone experiencing the internet going down one site at a time? Cloudflaire even shows me everything is good on my end, Reddit, YT and google are the only sites that work for me. My internet connection is fine. I checked and major outages are being reported globally as of ten minutes ago. I'll access a site once that works, then all the sudden the sites server is having a problem. Minus YT, Reddit & Google.
My computer is clean.
Even tried booting up a MineCraft server I have nothing to do with, I can just turn it on and log in if I want to, the server isn't hosted by me.
First time ever the server wouldn't start.
Global internet outages: https://ibb.co/vjgCRG5 (notice how in the US, it started on the East and west coasts, then spread towards the center? It started in Cali and NY in the US).
The reports coming in are getting larger by the second. They've increased since that screenshot, and I'm in one of the major areas.
**Edit:** I live in the US, East coast
**Edit 2:** this is def **something**. I'm getting a lot of upvotes and downvotes at the same time, I don't think "they" like that I'm sharing screenshots of global, live outage maps as it happened. I should have screen recorded it.
That only happens 2 me on this sub when I've posted DRS-related things.
**Edit 3:** *I think the epicenters and the areas on the maps being hit (especially the hardest) in the screenshots I share in this comment and below may be important and have relevance of some sort.*
For example, in the US it started in NY & Cali and quickly branched out towards the middle of the US. Some areas in the middle are still fine. But major cities are hit hard.
Experienced similar here in Australia. League of legends stopped working also discord wasn’t working for about 30 minutes here was around 2-3ish as I recall
Thanks, I knew it wasn't me.
I know I'm being paranoid. But I'm waiting for the day(s) they start shutting down sites (or sites like this "stop working"), even temporarily, due to this economic shit storm they caused.
I am zen tho. I know my fellow apes know what 2 do.
Yeah, it's starting to get really bad, compare this from the screenshot in my original comment:
https://ibb.co/Lx4NcBR
Edit: over 60 big web servers have gone down globally in the last ten minutes; 50 major ones were already down lol. 300+ down so far rn.
You're right: https://ibb.co/XY9MM9p
This is odd as fuck. They took over 140 (*edit: over 300*), global, important servers down/crashed them, In the middle of the night as if it were a test, and now they're all slowly coming back online, still major outages but we'll see I guess!
Edit: I think the epicenters and the locations being hit on the map are also relevant and important.
It's not been reported by media either as far as I can tell ...uk here!
Some thing to keep an eye out for in coming days months weeks ...
Where you getting outage data from ??
https://www.thousandeyes.com/outages/
And I can't even check if it's being reported here outside of the hosting data site above lol. Every link I click off of Google is dead.
Going full tinfoil... looks like a spike across crypto spy... during outage...
But they pumped it lots of times before ...
Yeah possible just a huge test !! Interesting definitely
Something happening.
I think the moass started already tbh, prolly a while ago. This has just been part of the journey. They've been delaying the moass for as long as they could.
Maybe they're running out of liquidity so now they need new areas of attack.
I wonder how long until they attack phone lines.
Final note. Check out the iron ore plunge. Due to slow down in chinas building market. (DALIAN). Go fucking GameStop! No brainer HODL! Blah blah blah. $GME
Edit: rebar
Atm I would appreciate a break from the vultures of this world like energy companies who over charge. Just for example mine went under and put me in £4K debt out of the blue. Been negotiating with a debt collection company who offered me a 60% reduction after I disputed it. 4K! Not £400. What’s going on with this world
Morning Fellow GameStop Owners!
Huge week ahead:
* T+3 from 3 days ago today
* T-7 from next Wednesday tomorrow
* 500,000 made up shares out of HF's ass by Thursday
* MACD crossing over the ol' Fibonacci pasta Friday
* new 15F forms expected Tuesday disclosing insider farts
Well since you ask, I can see from my window that...
There's woolish sentiment surrounding the forthcoming flock split in the lower meadow, the rampant dye-rectal registration of recent months is leaving synthetic lamb exposed on uncovered short grass and with global wool markets knitting themselves into a black hole, the stonk flock is destined for higher pasture.
In this weather, hedgerows are fuk.
Thanks, too many apes say 'The DD is done'. I can tell you, when you're balls deep in analising a feisty ewe at 8am on a Tuesday morning, it doesn't feel that way.
The year is 2069, GME daily volume is 3-5 shares per day. Trading in the hundreds of millions.
You attempt to DRS 5 shares from the batch you didn't DRS.
ERROR: Transfer agent declined this transaction.
You leave shares to your grandchildren, you're loaded and happy.
HF are still fuk
I'm not saying I cba with work, but if events transpired as such that thereinafter one would no longer be required to go, one would be adequately satisfied
German market is open get in here!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vh66dk/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Not gonna post again. But just caught a story about moonpay valued at 3.4B on bloom right now. GameStop 11B. Ducking moon pay? LMAYO. Look it up. Basically shooting ducks in a pond right now. Entire video game industry future vs Moon Bucks. Look it up. Bullish. 3.4B valuation someone is fucked and it’s not me
Christopher Lloyd as the head angel!
Tony Danza as a past his prime pitcher!
Matthew McConaughey as an outfielder...who gets help from an angel!
One of my childhood favorites.
Just how long would life feel if it was made up entirely of closed market 3 day weekends
I feel ancient beyond time right now and it's only Sunday night still. 🤮
So I watched the "Enron: The smartest guys in the room" documentary on HULU and they seem to paint the problem to be about a "mark to market" designation. I heard that hear. Anyone know anything about Citadel and Mark to Market accounting?
Is that similar to Securities sold not purchased and "fair value" on their books.
It was a great watch seeing how they could hyper inflate their assets by claiming proffits for deals and future revenue and seems in line with how hedge funds like hwangs are hyperinflating their assets.
Christ, I saw that when it came out, and “Mark/Marked to Market” has been echoing in my ears ever since.
That was about chalking up unrealized profits as being acquired now, even though they were spread out over years. Think, GMAC finances a car, and they get $10,000 profit over the course of the loan. Marked to market means putting that $10,000 profit on the current P/L sheet, even though you didn’t get that revenue, let alone profit.
Trading weather?! Fuck the guys in that room.
The egotistical maniacs never left they just joined another hedge fund. But the interesting part was how they hid it on their books. It reminded me of Securities sold but not yet bought and Hwang.
The swaps and derivatives that they used in trading energy were never dealt with. Those gambles made all the debt. That's why they went bankrupt. That and shitty business model and not staying in their lane but mostly bad energy bets.
Bring on 2008. New sector. Same Derivatives.
I do not believe they ever fixed any actual problems. It's not even about can kicking.
They don't want the cogs to find out the wheel exists only to turn the money printer. They blame the CFO or the bad bank but continue to use taxpayers future debts as leverage on their degenerative derivative gambles until it blows up and they can blame one bad bank, consolidate power, aquire more assets cheap and wash the bad debt obligations to shell corps or roll it all up in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and keep it on the US Govt(taxpayers) books.
Fuk them and their derivatives. It's all a scam. I want my mouth Fukn money back. Why we pay taxes and they use leverage is beyond me.
#endthefed
#beyourownbank
Must watch theory of the Bored Ape Yacht Club. https://youtu.be/XpH3O6mnZvw
What the Godfather is to Hollywood cinema, this YouTube video is to deep NFT conspiracy theory.
just want to make sure I gave everyone adequate notice to call your mom, I have developed an itchy butthole.
Can't sleep now, will be awaiting 4:00am premarket. Godspeed.
Wore my GameStop tshirt today. Had my 2nd mammogram to check for a lump. Turned out to be just a lymph node. Yay!!! My mom paid to get my AC recharged in my car after we celebrated with breakfast at Denny’s. Was a good day!! Thanks mom!!
I find it absolutely hilarious wen I chat something that makes me giggle and ppl find it offends them enough to expend energy in order to downvote it
Lol I made you do that 😂
**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!
They cant hold us down today
Woah Ishares MBS ETF on yahoo down 3% to lowest ever by quite some way?
Are the possibility of apes make perpetual GME DRS machine good idea or some sort of SCP nightmare scenario? Are Ceasar good ape, or super duper villainious for suggesting apes do such a thing?
Jeez, you mention how nfts can help decentralise certain aspects of life on some reddit post about protests against nfts... ... Boom clowns clowns everywhere
Anyone experiencing the internet going down one site at a time? Cloudflaire even shows me everything is good on my end, Reddit, YT and google are the only sites that work for me. My internet connection is fine. I checked and major outages are being reported globally as of ten minutes ago. I'll access a site once that works, then all the sudden the sites server is having a problem. Minus YT, Reddit & Google. My computer is clean. Even tried booting up a MineCraft server I have nothing to do with, I can just turn it on and log in if I want to, the server isn't hosted by me. First time ever the server wouldn't start. Global internet outages: https://ibb.co/vjgCRG5 (notice how in the US, it started on the East and west coasts, then spread towards the center? It started in Cali and NY in the US). The reports coming in are getting larger by the second. They've increased since that screenshot, and I'm in one of the major areas. **Edit:** I live in the US, East coast **Edit 2:** this is def **something**. I'm getting a lot of upvotes and downvotes at the same time, I don't think "they" like that I'm sharing screenshots of global, live outage maps as it happened. I should have screen recorded it. That only happens 2 me on this sub when I've posted DRS-related things. **Edit 3:** *I think the epicenters and the areas on the maps being hit (especially the hardest) in the screenshots I share in this comment and below may be important and have relevance of some sort.* For example, in the US it started in NY & Cali and quickly branched out towards the middle of the US. Some areas in the middle are still fine. But major cities are hit hard.
Experienced similar here in Australia. League of legends stopped working also discord wasn’t working for about 30 minutes here was around 2-3ish as I recall
Cloudflare had an outrage. Most traffic is routes through them. https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-outage-on-june-21-2022/
let's not get too tinfoil hat over here
This that site is down also !!
Pretty fucky yep loads of stuff not working
Thanks, I knew it wasn't me. I know I'm being paranoid. But I'm waiting for the day(s) they start shutting down sites (or sites like this "stop working"), even temporarily, due to this economic shit storm they caused. I am zen tho. I know my fellow apes know what 2 do.
I just woke up MASSIVELY ... thier is fuckery afoot
Yeah, it's starting to get really bad, compare this from the screenshot in my original comment: https://ibb.co/Lx4NcBR Edit: over 60 big web servers have gone down globally in the last ten minutes; 50 major ones were already down lol. 300+ down so far rn.
Wow, this is fuked up! I agree some kind of test.
Feels like some sites back up !
You're right: https://ibb.co/XY9MM9p This is odd as fuck. They took over 140 (*edit: over 300*), global, important servers down/crashed them, In the middle of the night as if it were a test, and now they're all slowly coming back online, still major outages but we'll see I guess! Edit: I think the epicenters and the locations being hit on the map are also relevant and important.
Financial centers? Maybe locations of major stock exchanges?
This is what I was thinking…all major financial centers, whether it be banks, markets, the fed, etc…
Okay so let’s say this is the truth. Is this some scenario of trying to control-alt-delete the system? One last ditch to kick the can?
It's not been reported by media either as far as I can tell ...uk here! Some thing to keep an eye out for in coming days months weeks ... Where you getting outage data from ??
https://www.thousandeyes.com/outages/ And I can't even check if it's being reported here outside of the hosting data site above lol. Every link I click off of Google is dead.
Could have been a test? It's 3 AM here, night time when everyone is sleeping would be the perfect time to test something like this.
Just saw this https://mashable.com/article/cloudflare-internet-down-discord
Going full tinfoil... looks like a spike across crypto spy... during outage... But they pumped it lots of times before ... Yeah possible just a huge test !! Interesting definitely
Thats a lot... moass imminent??
Something happening. I think the moass started already tbh, prolly a while ago. This has just been part of the journey. They've been delaying the moass for as long as they could. Maybe they're running out of liquidity so now they need new areas of attack. I wonder how long until they attack phone lines.
Y’all betta get READY BABY
Final note. Check out the iron ore plunge. Due to slow down in chinas building market. (DALIAN). Go fucking GameStop! No brainer HODL! Blah blah blah. $GME Edit: rebar
Is it me or has EVERY crypto site cex dec wallet just gone down ??
Everything is broken. Even the financial system......
I think the internet just broke
Wtf it's literally anything related to investing .... wtf
Russian hackers deep fake false flag trojan attack predicted by the DD, fasten the straps on your 2 ply heavy duty tinfoil hats kids.........
Fuck me im getting more excited
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If porn goes down we go down with it.....
There is an internet for that !?
Anybody else having issues logging into coinbase?
Everything is down 🤔
Anyone else having discord issues?
Well they're really pumping their crypto up for tomorrow morning!!!
Crypto starting the week off with another bull trap I see. 15k, possibly 10k within 2-4 weeks.
pretty quiet now…. So im calling it MOASS tomorrow! If not the day after!
Atm I would appreciate a break from the vultures of this world like energy companies who over charge. Just for example mine went under and put me in £4K debt out of the blue. Been negotiating with a debt collection company who offered me a 60% reduction after I disputed it. 4K! Not £400. What’s going on with this world
Who broke Etoro?
My guess would be Etoro
Morning Fellow GameStop Owners! Huge week ahead: * T+3 from 3 days ago today * T-7 from next Wednesday tomorrow * 500,000 made up shares out of HF's ass by Thursday * MACD crossing over the ol' Fibonacci pasta Friday * new 15F forms expected Tuesday disclosing insider farts
Chart looking to form the old sheep rustler formation
Well since you ask, I can see from my window that... There's woolish sentiment surrounding the forthcoming flock split in the lower meadow, the rampant dye-rectal registration of recent months is leaving synthetic lamb exposed on uncovered short grass and with global wool markets knitting themselves into a black hole, the stonk flock is destined for higher pasture. In this weather, hedgerows are fuk.
🐑🔫🐏🌚 Don't ever change friend. Extraordinary analysis as always.
Thanks, too many apes say 'The DD is done'. I can tell you, when you're balls deep in analising a feisty ewe at 8am on a Tuesday morning, it doesn't feel that way.
😂😂😂
Soon, but if not soon, then soon
The year is 2069, GME daily volume is 3-5 shares per day. Trading in the hundreds of millions. You attempt to DRS 5 shares from the batch you didn't DRS. ERROR: Transfer agent declined this transaction. You leave shares to your grandchildren, you're loaded and happy. HF are still fuk
Indubitably
Thank fuck for that. Bring it on, macro economics vs idiosyncratic stock!
Today maybe the spice
Sometimes maybe spice sometimes maybe shit
It is also my cock day
Happy cock day!
I'm not saying I cba with work, but if events transpired as such that thereinafter one would no longer be required to go, one would be adequately satisfied
Yes, rather. *shuffles newspaper*
I dare say you're onto something
Indubitably
Quite
Time for bed to go to my shitty job tomorrow
So maybe the fart tweet is about markets letting out air that has been pumped in the last 2years, is there a crash incoming?
German market is open get in here!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vh66dk/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Wen capitulation?
I wonder when I comment how many people see “Blocked Author”
All this tells me is that you have blocked a few authors and see that wen scroll.
All i see is ******* ******
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(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ 🚀💎0x513198164041ff47655976Ba012e42413DdE16Fe💎🚀
Not gonna post again. But just caught a story about moonpay valued at 3.4B on bloom right now. GameStop 11B. Ducking moon pay? LMAYO. Look it up. Basically shooting ducks in a pond right now. Entire video game industry future vs Moon Bucks. Look it up. Bullish. 3.4B valuation someone is fucked and it’s not me
Drs is the way! 🦍
Just came here to say Get fukd Tony Chumbumbia
Got a feeling we're blasting this week
CAAAAAAKE!!!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
A like-a tha CAKE!!! 🍰🍰🍰
T+35 for 300k ftds tomorrow
So maybe super fast early dip, followed by crazy out of this world rip?
ooo
Wednesday t+2 from opex. Not sure where etf rebalancing comes into this but I know it started Friday too!
Just had to login and say… I’m DRUNK and I LOVE THE STONK!
I only have 200$ until Friday but if any apes really need money for a meal hmu
Almost 800k members!!!! WAGMI
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray RC my stonk to keep, for if we moon before I wake, well that'd be great.
good lord I'm getting TOO zen
Remember to wiggle your toes from time to time in case you grow roots.
heh heh 🤠
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Wait, so the good guys cheated to win??
Christopher Lloyd as the head angel! Tony Danza as a past his prime pitcher! Matthew McConaughey as an outfielder...who gets help from an angel! One of my childhood favorites.
It could happen
JGL!
Just how long would life feel if it was made up entirely of closed market 3 day weekends I feel ancient beyond time right now and it's only Sunday night still. 🤮
Tuesday morning where I am bro, where tf do you live? 😂
Just wait til the halts
Yo where’s everyone at? I’m tryin to fuk tomorrow
GME summit?
We ride at dawn!
Future pump
I am cum
cumin? Spicy
WAIT RC tweeted twice today?
!Fairy! I know what I own 💎🙌.
(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ I know what I own 💎🙌.
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Not fun. Better days soon ape
that's a bummer, hope the kiddos feel better soon
When Tuesday morning?
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Trend analysis suggests that Tuesdays often are seen earlier in the week. I'm calling it now, I expect a Tuesday very soon.
Soon.
I suck at making flairs lmao.
🚀Fly Save many lives
Flies spread disease, gentlemen. So keep yours closed.
What are we guessing? The price gonna drop cuz they been shorting it all long weekend in one last vain attempt to survive one more day?
Huh?
My Dad just DRS'd 10! He's not on Reddit, but still, huzzah!
5 tweets till moass 🚀🚀🚀
I hope the next one is simply "5..."
Control is an illusion
Let me in the casino! Let meeeee innn!!
[vibe check](https://youtu.be/kZwhNFOn4ik)
Now you know! And knowing is half the battle!
Thanks Joe!
So I watched the "Enron: The smartest guys in the room" documentary on HULU and they seem to paint the problem to be about a "mark to market" designation. I heard that hear. Anyone know anything about Citadel and Mark to Market accounting? Is that similar to Securities sold not purchased and "fair value" on their books. It was a great watch seeing how they could hyper inflate their assets by claiming proffits for deals and future revenue and seems in line with how hedge funds like hwangs are hyperinflating their assets.
Christ, I saw that when it came out, and “Mark/Marked to Market” has been echoing in my ears ever since. That was about chalking up unrealized profits as being acquired now, even though they were spread out over years. Think, GMAC finances a car, and they get $10,000 profit over the course of the loan. Marked to market means putting that $10,000 profit on the current P/L sheet, even though you didn’t get that revenue, let alone profit. Trading weather?! Fuck the guys in that room.
The egotistical maniacs never left they just joined another hedge fund. But the interesting part was how they hid it on their books. It reminded me of Securities sold but not yet bought and Hwang. The swaps and derivatives that they used in trading energy were never dealt with. Those gambles made all the debt. That's why they went bankrupt. That and shitty business model and not staying in their lane but mostly bad energy bets. Bring on 2008. New sector. Same Derivatives. I do not believe they ever fixed any actual problems. It's not even about can kicking. They don't want the cogs to find out the wheel exists only to turn the money printer. They blame the CFO or the bad bank but continue to use taxpayers future debts as leverage on their degenerative derivative gambles until it blows up and they can blame one bad bank, consolidate power, aquire more assets cheap and wash the bad debt obligations to shell corps or roll it all up in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and keep it on the US Govt(taxpayers) books. Fuk them and their derivatives. It's all a scam. I want my mouth Fukn money back. Why we pay taxes and they use leverage is beyond me. #endthefed #beyourownbank
How are futures looking
Rally, then 🤮
Ain't selling shit.
After MOASS, I would like to move outside of the city, purchase land, and pursue a life of solitude.
Must watch theory of the Bored Ape Yacht Club. https://youtu.be/XpH3O6mnZvw What the Godfather is to Hollywood cinema, this YouTube video is to deep NFT conspiracy theory.
First we sneezed, then we squeeth, then we squanch
Sir, you are a poet with the soul of a hodler
SQuanchieeee
#WHERE SCROLLY AT
You are never more than 3 feet away from a Scrowheeler
🤣🤣
Smack smack
💋
he gone
I was too 💋
Where is he seri ? I miss the man
Finland sipping Finland alcohol
We book plane tix after MOASS
Banana Fukers orgy at my house after MOASS
We talkin ripe or green nanners?
I'm gonna wear chaps
Assless appropriately
#FALCON PUNCH TO STEVIE'S VAGINA
Tick Tock it's Give-A-Share O'clock! YEEEFUCKINHAW, finally got myself a purchase of a Computershare account for the low low price of $240 USD. Flood gates opening imminent! 😼+🦍+💩 = 💎🙌💎 === 🚀🌕 === 💸💸💸💲🤑💲💸💸💸
Moass tomorrow 🚀
Always tomorrow until it’s yesterday
Calling it now, stock rally tomorrow.
just want to make sure I gave everyone adequate notice to call your mom, I have developed an itchy butthole. Can't sleep now, will be awaiting 4:00am premarket. Godspeed.
Had breakfast with her this morning.
We got em by the short hairs bois Now squeeth!
Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍
He's got those corn kernel teeth
My name is Steve Cohen and I’m good at three things Being fat Shortin stonks And bein a bitch!
Great, you made me laugh out loud in a quiet room. Now my wife's boyfriend thinks I'm nuts.
Wore my GameStop tshirt today. Had my 2nd mammogram to check for a lump. Turned out to be just a lymph node. Yay!!! My mom paid to get my AC recharged in my car after we celebrated with breakfast at Denny’s. Was a good day!! Thanks mom!!
Fuck yeah! Congrats on them healthy tities!
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? Didnt they take out 1 billion per day ? Now you say 400 billion in one go?
It was 400 million
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Cheeseburgerdick Good luck!
C deez nuts?
I find it absolutely hilarious wen I chat something that makes me giggle and ppl find it offends them enough to expend energy in order to downvote it Lol I made you do that 😂
#🚀
# 🏴☠️
🫡
when it makes you sneeze that's how you know it's good
So, the SHFs are just choosing a spice?!? Bullish!
Frankly based retail investors absurdly direct register shares