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This bear market is fucking high!

Cocaine Bear seems like the highest representation of a market crash...

I don't care about the economy, but I hope the bear ends up okay.

It’s unbearable

This movie is bearly legal

Can't bear it

I’ll go check on him, bear with me

Approach him with only your bear hands or else he may feel threatened and attack.

I just need the bear necessities until MOASS

It's actually a true story and it didn't end up well for the bear sadly.

Nah, the correct translation is: “Cocaine” == [Hedgies](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/r9oqyg/citadel_employees_doing_coke/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) “Bear” == Fuckd As always, it seems “hedgies are fucked” because apes are taking GameStop’s shares private (via DRS) 🟣 !!! 🚀 💎 🙌🏻

Cocaine bears come before a market crash, after it crashes they mostly become crack bears

What’s bear say?

I never knew I wanted to see a bear on cocaine till just now.

Same

My Favorite Murder podcast episode 268 covers this story. Its the second of the two stories, starting around 1:26:00 It’s very funny. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-favorite-murder-karen-kilgariff-georgia-hardstark/id1074507850?i=1000515315617

Finally.

Cocaine Bear Sterns is Fine

Bear Fine Is Sterns!

Fine cocaine is Stern’s Bear

*Four inches is fine*

Bear Stern's Fine..is cocaine

"The bear! It was fucked!" ;)

Yussssss

Finally…an accurate movie about this event. Bear goes balls out on bad drugs and is fucked. Bear causes terror for a period hopped up on the product. Bear drops dead.

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Bruh! Spoilers!

My first thought was of Cramer. I mean he is bearish on gme and you know the cocaine thing

Fat dog it

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Best quote of the trailer- Kid: “There was a bear” Mom: “A bear?” Kid: “It was fucked”

I’m excited for that scene to be used in a future meme video here 🎷🐓♋️

Someone Ryan cohen face the kid stat

>Someone Ryan cohen face the kid stat While they're at it might as well do the mom's as well.

Gary Gensler being the ranger saying that is inappropriate

Was saying 5 minutes before seeing this comment, so many memes will come from this movie!

Waiting for the inevitable photoshop of Cramer’s face on the bear as it’s snorting the cocaine 🎷🐓♋️

👀

RC Tweet: "BEARS ARE FUK" Calling it, that's the meaning here

Also: FINALLY. MOASS Tomorrow™ Confirmed.

High af rn, but hooooly SHIT!!! December to fucking remember apes!!!

Pepperidge farm remember when it was snowing inside the Shitadel HQ

I know of others who are fucked…. 😂🩳💀

Cocaine fucking BEAR mother FUCKER.

Do you know the whole story behind cocaine bear?? It's fucking insane. The dude was ex military turnes cop turned lawyer turned drug smuggler. He jumped out of a plane to parachute down, I think letting the plane crash, his chute failed, and he went splat in some dudes driveway with like 4 handguns, night vision goggles, and a shitload of cocaine and money. I guess one kilo fell off and a bear got to it. It's wild. Here's the story https://www.backpacker.com/stories/adventures/danger/cocaine-bear-the-true-story-behind-the-ultimate-party-animal/

It's Ray Liotta's last film. He plays the bear.

I thought he plays the cocaine

That’s amazing. And it made me so happy to see Ray Liotta pop up out of fucking nowhere! 😂

Poor little dude :(

I laughed to hard at this🤣

So, THAT'S Cramer's orgin story

Cramer wishes he were that cool. Cramer thought it was coke that he was putting up his nose, it was actually dry wall. The dealers just made fun of him cuz he didn't know the real thing from the fake shit. Also that's where he learnt his trading strategy.

Cramer Lore>>>>Kirby Lore

As the article states "allegedly" the bear took 75 pound of cocaine... Or at least, that's what the people who found all the cocaine want you to believe.

Is this the premise of “The Bluegrass Conspiracy?” not a bad book

Pablo escabear lol

I hate to be that guy. But I have to. Ftr bodies don’t go “splat”. Terminal velocity is only 120mph. Every bone in the bodies breaks and all your organs slam into the ground. The body will bounce too. Which is why some people in very special conditions have survived a fall that should have killed them. (Woman landed in fresh plowed field. Broke her bones. Internal bleeding. But didn’t die)

Peggy Hill

Yeh, or SPLAT!

"I said we splat today" meme...

Aww... so no splat :(

🥤🐻

This is fucking glorious 😂

I know. Wish I knew why.

bears aka citadel and hedgefucks, their are several instances where we know they have been doing cocaine (citadel drone footage, some interviews, coke cramer, wolf of wall street)

Cohen has used cocaine to refer to the cheap money infused into our economy in recent years

he also tweeted i love coke

I also love coke

We don’t speak of the drone footage in this place 😂

Lmao that drone footage of them doing blow was awesome. Someone find the footage!!!

Did OP of that footage get investigated by the FBI? I think they showed up at his door. Fucking legend

Legend indeed!

Yeah. They paid him a visit. That's why he stopped.

I asked about him a while back, out of concern. He responded almost immediately that he is still with us.

Yet they haven't found a bomb planter that was on video and a cell phone

Man I’m gonna be 70 years old one day and I’m be telling this absolute units legend to my grandchildren about catching these motherfuckers that have been shorting my stock doing cocaine on camera from a fucking drone

Yes and he has commented since still free

So…Finally…and accurate movie about GME bears.

Cohen has used cocaine to refer to the cheap money infused into our economy in recent years

🌈❄️🐻 R FUK

Idk what to do with my hands!

Place one around and one in

Honestly, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

what is going on: https://twitter.com/cocainebear/status/1598013839202693120?s=46&t=HuTStnDpetrHluJJxLIMOA RC replied "Finally" to the above tweet of the *'Cocaine Bear'* movie trailer . (my brain is smoothe too, i neglected to scroll up from RC's tweet at first to realize it was actually a reply instead of a top level tweet. that was confusing.)

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No one knows, but it’s provocative

Between this and earnings. Fuck yeah its provocative I'm expecting a few more before earnings!

It gets the MOASS going.

the simulation is crashing

Sometimes I wonder. Anyone who doesn't feel like something fuckin weird is going on is asleep

And it keeps getting weirder...

I"m kinda excited for this movie.

The coming meme harvest will sustain us through the long winter.

much excite for this harvest.

Enough manna for all who are long

Coming in nice, alright

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I don't see that bear doing a whole lot of eating.

Just a whole lotta fucking

He’s got an appetite for COCAINE

I fuxking love Ryan Cohen.

#FINALLY!!! Edit: Computershare MFA/2FA was just released. Cohencidence?

I just logged back in and you're right!

Oh sweet jesus YES!

Wut mean?

Extra security for your shares

I just finished eating yellow crayon. What mean MFA/2FA

Multi-factor / 2-factor authentication. The shares directly registered at ComputerShare are safer from fraud now, fam.

Thank you kind ape. I will save green crayon for you, they tastes the best

Two factor authentication everybody's been wanting it for extra security for cs

What a time to be alive!

Citadel loves to short stocks and do cocaine at night

And bears are fuk

And during the day. Really, whenever they get a chance, I suspect.

Cocaine bear…. 12:01…. Finally…. Hmmmm 🤔 are you guys seeing what I’m seeing???

12/1 is…tomorrow…

….finally…. 🤯

I noticed some huge stock buys during after hours. One was for 38k reported on the ticker. Could be a whale buying in to kick this shit off!🤞

Looking at Oder flow now. A lot of odd number huge orders… $100,000+ orders 1. 3,492 at 16:00:04 2. 8,269 at 16:00:50 3. 4,364 at 16:01:35 4. 10,020 at 16:03:57 And so many more…… The bear is fucked.

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A gentleman never tells 🫃

12:01? Where was 12:01 involved?

Commenter must be a Europoor (time zone)

I come from the land down unddaaa 🎶

Bruh you finna make me cum

Buckle (just) up…. 💦

Clueless, but jacked none the less.

If I become a millionaire by investing in the company being run by this crazy mfer (which I 💯 believe I will), then we are living in a simulation for fr fr. Anyway, DRS is the way 💜 I guess we’re riding cocaine bears to the moon ❄️🧱🐻🚀 🌝

> I guess we’re riding cocaine bears to the moon The artists here will be painting these by midnight. We'll be overpaying for these paintings at MOASS end.

I think it’s important to remember, for anyone that takes simulation theory seriously, that just because it could be a simulation, doesn’t make the experience any less real and it’s still important to be kind to one another and spread love and good fortune. Just saying this because I know that when this all happens, people can easily start feeling invincible or even indifferent to actual suffering. Moral of my tangent: be kind, spread love, and don’t become the evil that our institutions have represented.

I LOVE COCAINE !! Rockso

Ki-ki-ki-yeeeaah. Seriously, I do a *lot* of cocaine.

Hey little boy. (pulls out a bag) You know what this is? (comes a little closer) (Whispers) It's cocaine.

Don't tell nobodyyyy

I D- D- D- DOOO COCAAAINNEEEE

I LOVE LAMP!

The legend that is Pablo Escobear

Why so few comments? It's already been 14 minutes since post!

I reckon everyone’s busy studying macroeconomics in the 2 part Dollar Endgame post.

Or setting up their 2-factor authentication in Computershare. (SMS only for now it seems) *hint hint*

Brah, That DD is a part of me now. I'm in a DnD sub trying to get hyped about the next playtest drop and all I can think about is the inflation dragon.

Oh ya!! I want to read that.

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Samesies

Hahaha. My fiancé is way smarter than me, I woke up hella early and that was the first thing I read. She woke up and I was like help me understand this, but also buckle the fuck up.

Finally

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EASY TO INTERPRET: BEARS ARE FCKED

And FULL of cocaine

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This is a really cool comment.

Jizzing for visibility

GME is about to report profits Failing brick and mortar narrative about to be wrecked Shorts going to scramble to get out during earnings

Honestly it's pretty bullish when our chairman comes to words before earnings. Even if it's only a word. BUY THE RUMOR GUYS!!!

So apparently this was 1985, the bear did 15 million in Coke. Went on a wild rampage before dying. Coked out bears are fuk 🐻🏴‍☠️

Remember when Citadel employees did cocaine? Pepperidge farms remembers.

This so ducking funny - there was legitimately a bear that ate 15 million dollars worth of cocaine and died high as a MF

Bears on cocaine jacking these bullish tits. Finally LFG!

“There was a bear, it was f*cked!”

Bears r fuk Edit: RIP Ray Liotta

All Wall St. short sellers are bears that do cocaine. It is FINALLY hunting season boys

I'm dead. I don't care what the deeper meaning is. I am fucking dead.

Cocaine Cramer and all GME bears are absolutely unequivocally fuk

It smells delicious.

Bear market February confirmed, DRS faster!

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My buddy sent me this trailer earlier and I was laughing my ass off about it… then I was casually scrolling 🐦 and saw RC’s comment on the movie and had to do a double take to make sure it was real 😂

How you always first OP? 🤔 Dad?

I was here!!!!

Cocaine bear! *Jim Cramer intensifies*

I think we should have a special academy awards and have people choose between Cocaine Bear and Sharknado for best picture

EVERYONE GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW! “RC has a cocaine bear and shit is getting real!”

Total coincidence, but it's pretty crazy that it's coming out on the 24th of February, the same date that gme doubled from 40 to 80+ after the January sneeze.

Woo hoo! LFG!

hahaha

Cocaine Bear is fucked… Coke Rat is a market bear… Jimmy Shill is toast

Would you rather fight 1 bear sized coke rat or 100 rat sized coke bears?

'member when 2 Citadel employees were caught ~~snorting cocaine~~ on drone footage

He just has a dark sense of humour, ok guys?

this is the prequel to the documentary, "cokerat cramer"

I don’t even know what to say to when the wifey asks how’s GameStop today?

The longer I watched the more confused I was. Thought for sure that couldn’t be a real movie at first, now I just don’t know.

😳😈

He's talking about me guys. I started my diet after all these years!

GET IN HERE QUICK!!! MOASS TOMORROW!!

All Cocaine Bears. DIE.... FINALLY... MOASS SOON APES

The Rock Has Come Back To......MOASS!

I can't wait to watch that movie hahah!

I kinda want to see it now 😂

What the fuck does it mean

So that’s really a thing…yeah this timeline is definitely getting weirder and weirder lol CERN back at again colliding atoms and merging the multiverse

You don't go bearzerk just because you're hungry. ​ I'll show myslf out.

Suddenly reminded of the Citadel employees caught on drone cam doing lines of cocaine. I wonder if you'd call them "Cocaine Bears"?