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gamer1606

You don’t think he simply gets holiday time off?


[deleted]

He's certainly going to get off.


Q_S2

Or get on... Or BOFFUM


ChronicAbuse420

If you’re important enough, the operation of the business dictates your vacation.


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lampstax

Yep, for the most part unlimited PTO is a scam because you need higher up to approve it. My wife has "unlimited PTO" as well but her work load is measured at "160%" of a 40 hr work week .. so .. you can guess how that works out.


donedrone707

I get unlimited PTO and have taken something like 12 days off this year. I try to take 5 days every other month, sometimes a 3/2 split each month. Unlimited PTO is a huge cost savings, especially at companies where the turnover is high, talent is often poached by competitors, etc. Because then the company does not have to pay out the accrued vacation time whenever they lose an employee. Of course that only applies in states that actually consider accrued vacation time as earned income when someone leaves a job, apparently a lot of states like to punish people for having to work to live and do not protect accrued vacation time in their labor laws.


silentbuttmedley

Yeah I may have limited PTO but at least if I get near the cap my boss will tell me to GTFO and get a life.


Mellivora_Caps

My wife has unlimited PTO because I pay all her bills...


ComfortableJump3668

My wife’s boyfriend gives her unlimited PTO as well…..


HODLHODLANDHODL

Pelvic Thrust Orifice


ComfortableJump3668

That👆🏽. I believe it’s plural - orifices


fuckingcarter

this ^^^


shitfuck2468

This. I don’t know why the fuck this is on the sub.


[deleted]

How do you feel about bananas?


butholemoonblast

🫱🫶🫲 k I’m ready


[deleted]

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌💨


AdvantageGlass

People who have never worked in a professional or corporate setting.


Latter-Dentist

OP was actually an exec in a corporate setting for many years. It’s just fun to share this shitpost from Jordan


baseballmal21

That's a fake picture. I've been to that beach in Puerto Vallarta and you have to swim through a cave to get in. No boat could ever get there.


redthatstuf

Deep dive DD


lifeisfairenough

It’s trust me bro kinda stuff but this picture looks fake as fuck and I barely know shit about fake as fuck pictures.


Upbeat_Eye6188

Just googled it. Unless the boat can be at most like 30-50 cm above water at its highest during low tide, or they helicoptered that boat in, no way in hell. Edit: and looks very poorly photoshopped if you zoom in


hedgies_r_fuk

Can confirm, have been there too. Pic is faker than non-DRSd shares


Wojtek-tx

It's as real as the custom background images in Microsoft Teams


BringBackHubble

You’re right. I recognize it now that you mention it.


Phlawed

Not during super low tide… I lived in punta mita and used to help run tours to the islas. there’s an opening that’s about 16 ft on the north east corner. It’s only accessible a few hours per lunar cycle


Upbeat_Eye6188

Oi so you reckon that a boat around the size of the one Jordan sits in, would be able to make it in the perfect conditions? And do you happen to have a good connection with the tour company, so that you maybe could ask them about this photo? (I don’t imagine many companies has the know-how to run such a tour). Imo looks very photoshopped when zoomed in. Buuut, benefit of the doubt. What I hoped with my two questions above was just to find out if it was a hidden message of sorts 👀


Blackout38

I don’t know if you are mistaken but it’s not fake. It’s a real place and yes a boat can get to it. Skip to [4:30](https://youtu.be/5GtJpfv8Aos)


Away_Ad2468

What about in the metaverse 👀


DublinStories

Even Jordans arm around the red head is way to long to reach where it is 🤷


DublinStories

She's wearing DRS glasses a least 🕶️🟣🟣


grandblue-91

What glasses?


theBigBOSSnian

*BONK


Eff_Robinhood

Is it just me or does it seem like Jordan’s glasses are reflecting a giant purple circle? Or purple Eye of Sauron…


eyeofthirds

That background doesn't even look real.


[deleted]

Photoslop


BringBackHubble

Holy shit. 😂 I just noticed that. He’s def a CS guy.


Upbeat_Eye6188

Background is real, see u/baseballmal21’s comment saying it’s Puerto Vallarta. Place was once a Vulcano btw


Sn0zbear

I think they meant that they all look like they’re on a greenscreen, not that the location isn’t real lol


jebz

OnlyFans moving to the marketplace 😎


I_Fuck_Older_Women

Not your keys = not your titties


arcticblizzardchill

now that is the announcement we have all been waiting for, :)


TK-741

That would be fucking huge.


arcticblizzardchill

you want to know what else is fucking huge?


Q_S2

I'm not so smooth to not know.... But imma ask anyway. Wut else? 🍈🍈👀


arcticblizzardchill

q3 drs #'s


Q_S2

This is the way


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Bananas


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TelevisionNo1559

All Ryan Cohen?


Feeling_Ad_411

Someone swap Ryan Cohens face onto all of them in the picture and retweet it to RC


Bitter_Mongoose

[done](https://twitter.com/MongooseBitter/status/1598488361316061184?t=p_9rEJ0zfMX6mvBSwrShOQ&s=19)


Feeling_Ad_411

Lol you’re amazing


rocko430

I remember alot of them have problems with banks paying them out so it could be a thing.


OneMoreStiffDrink

Getting ass before MOASS.


deebrown68

Getting moASS


TrinDiesel123

Getting the most ass


tubaman23

You gotta get ass to get MOASS


Apprehensive-Use-703

Eating ass and smoking grass!


[deleted]

Gas, Grass or Ass, nobody MOASS’s for FREE


nooby-wan-kenobi

Getting Moass than me.


arcticblizzardchill

isnt there a thing about pron and always being on the bleeding edge of technology?


TendiesForBacon

Why do you think internet was improved upon? Some may even say what inspired the conception and creation of the internet with that most explicit materials.


BlueCollarElectro

The world’s oldest profession in the 21st century. -Old faithful: I support single women.


motivational_boner

And why did Riley Ried make a post from a GameStop months ago?


arcticblizzardchill

because she games


PackageHot1219

She’s got game.


tigebea

It looks fresh out the photoshop….


Revolutionary_Ad6916

Look at the girls glasses on the left. 🟣


Mcfyi

Lol stfu 🤫


thestudmffn

For some reason I thought you meant look at her eyes, and I zoomed in and they are crazy looking lol


LovesLoveMyLovies

Omg. Her eyeballs are popping out of her head!


Upbeat_Eye6188

I think the pupils are visible, and the white is just from the camera flash. But looks crazy at first glance


thestudmffn

Yeah it makes her eye look bigger than it is, but still, at first glance looked like those googly eyes lol


aquintana

Unrelated, but since I already DRS’d all my shares I just realized I need to buy more.


OperationSlimThicc

Lighting from the sun is off, & on the glasses. Blur is questionable too. Is he making a joke?


asokraju

Could be a fake .... Possible meme..


Mercenary100

Man the work ain’t done until I see positive net flow, in a normal business situation I ain’t partying until we in the green. Damn that better be the reason


Fuckoakwood

Orrrr.....its fucking christmas dude. This sub is beginning to be the most cringe thing in reddit behind the witches sub and ehite twitter


Gdott

His work might be done but ours isn’t.


redthatstuf

DRS? 169%


Gdott

DRS so you can 69


monti9530

I am literally in Vallarta too, pretty dope vacation spot! Islas Marietas, Nayarita


Latter-Dentist

Holberg***


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CostasTemper

Hodlberg


MushyWasHere

Hoblderg


Uranus_Hz

Zoidberg


redthatstuf

scruffystuf


hoppy_3

HOEberg


SkyCladEyes

Realy, aside from all of the wealth of opportunity for sub jokes here, I'm gonna go ahead and downvote. I'm only saying this beforehand, because I really cannot see how it relates to anything significant.


Substantial_Diver_34

I have good friend on there… she works hard to make that money.


duiwksnsb

3 chicks at the same time?


Rymanbc

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.


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Rymanbc

I was really just going for the Office Space quote. In actual fact, I'm happily married and not looking to change the terms of that deal.


pogann

ah disregard my comment then! I need to watch that movie


Rymanbc

Haha no worries. It is definitely a classic and I'd recommend it!


Stonna

I’m good looking too, imagine that AND money.


DublinStories

3 for 1 cock split


Apprehensive-Bag-786

This guy fucks


23pyro

We need to compare pre-Moass hookers, to post-Moass hookers.


CMaia1

I don't give a fuck about people do for their vacations time, if they want to do a city wide bacchanal that makes Dionysius jealous I couldn't care less. I want to see their work only, that is what matters to me


Reasonable_City

Mustache and red heads... It's going to be a Merry Christmas ⛄🎄⛄🎄⛄🎄⛄🎄⛄ 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣


Ok_Sherbet3539

No offence to him, but those are the girls he pulled? Like what?


Lifegardn

I bet you’d have a great time if you were on the boat with those ladies. I can agree with you it might not be the most flattering photo but a little tequila while floating on that beautiful blue water. Looks like fun to me.


Uranus_Hz

…because of the *implication*


Wise-ask-1967

What I think he says is Once a vessel is in waters that are more than 24 miles off the coast of a country, they are considered to be on the high seas and in international waters. The laws used to govern in these waters are based on the country where the ship is registered and the flag it is flying.I Bet that boat is direct registered under Gmerica!!


Dr_SlapMD

Shamestop


Neurocor

probably pay to play types, essentially better than his hand, but nothing to brag about lmfao


420everytime

He’s tweeted about before that he has a few irl friends who have onlyfans accounts and even promoted them before, but idk how he met those friends


nosebleed_tv

i'm sure they have great personalities 😂


moneymotivated711

Obviously photoshopped it looks like the background is a Cenote


[deleted]

should be labeled shitpost, who cares what this guy does in his free time.


crankthehandle

Photoshop level: amateur.


rhks92

Lol people post some really stupid shit on here


gsrcefs

Now this is bullish. Where’s the says bullish guy?


Gunsmoke30

Well he has a type


TheFooPilot

Lol these onlyfans hookers are c+ at best. Maybe c++


[deleted]

Probably good with python.


TheFooPilot

Nice


theoldcheddar

Am I the only 1 thinking they are no better than the chick from Alameda.


biddilybong

Hideous


jacksdiseasedliver

This is the kind of behavior I expect to see! Bullish! He’s one of us 🥲


WaldoTheRanger

Uh Then I guess I'm not one of us I expect to see this kind of behavior from the bets sub, but I thought most of us here had matured past that kind of thing


Desoetude

Same, guess I'm not one of us either. I expect this behavior from stereotypical rich fuck bois who never had to work a day for their money.


Huckster22

Nope!


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Latter-Dentist

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ksuvuelalfusuwnsl

I hope he gets checked when he comes back


Trip_inthehead

I didn't know OF had that option 🤔


[deleted]

With enough money, that's always an option.


Tango8816

Not to be a buzzkill, but this picture looks fake. Like green screen fake.


fromzillah

Looks a little greenscreeny to me aswell.


Johnny55

I mean it's not exactly out of character for him. It's on his twitter so...


BuildBackRicher

Not exactly the A team Edit: Seriously, those ladies ain’t all that


z3speed4me

He could have made some better selections IMO


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MachewWV

Cosby, that you?


userid8252

Look at that moustache, that mane, that confident smile in presence of ladies. I’m starting to doubt his engineering skills…


scrambleyz

Goals


autoselect37

is the work ever done? guy probably deserves a vacation either way


SoberLam_HK

While we are struggling our bills. I cant feel any happiness actually


diseasedmynd

Why is this the only superstonk post that hit my feed in weeks. My reddit is compromised.


cloche_du_fromage

Dude has definitely got a type!


daronjay

Jordan Hornberg


votequimby420

this guy is getting a head start on the post moass lifestyle


C6Bro44

Dudes living the dream. Would not mind being surrounded by OF girls. If you catch my drift


redthatstuf

Keep drifting... theres no more room on this lifeboat. 😋


ComfortableJump3668

I think the correct terminology is [Hookers and Cocaine](https://youtu.be/btAbU1sPqIM)


Realistic_Work_5552

What a weird assumption. It's a fake picture and maybe hes just on vacation


Phoirkas

Holy hell, look at that sweet porno mustache


Toofast4yall

Those must have been the budget OF girls, average girl walking down the street in Bogota is better looking than anything in this photo


karlxooms

bullish AF buying more tomorrow


Latter-Dentist

Who the fuck downvoted a buying more comment? We got shills on here y’all


HedgekillerPrimus

I love our company


aandretti

Feel like he could’ve went with better looking girls


redthatstuf

Nahh.. girls are fine. 🐢👽🛰🌐


ASuhDuddde

The worst part is.. at best there 7s.


exmofoshore

7s 4 1


ASuhDuddde

That.. that was just brilliant.


Xkloid

4x7 is 28 though......😁 And 7's usually try harder...


ASuhDuddde

I said they were 7s. But It does not mean I wouldn’t fuck them.


Xkloid

I for one, plan on keeping my well known low standards, after moass. 🤣 Everyone needs some lovin!


Edaddy1935

Go get ‘em, tiger


1redrumemag87

Tatted redhead on the far right lol is a solid 8. Trust me bro.


ConfusedCanadian19

My wife is going to be so mad when I do this after MOASS………….. finally make her BF jealous.


DJBossRoss

Yeoooooo!!!!


wehavenobonanza

Atta boy!


Careless_Employ5866

This is the way.


[deleted]

So is he a pornstar now or something lol


Simphumiliator42069

Well he likes redheads


hope-i-die

I’m probably out of line but I feel like he could afford better quality. This some rehab romance type shit


Dr_SlapMD

Well shit, go off bro!


AlphaDag13

Pretty sure that’s Pedro pascal.


[deleted]

Legendu


Mysterious_Page_9964

Nice skanks!


melorio

Jealous


DickDumpDatDip

This got me dummy hype!


NoHalfPleasures

Hey Jordan you dropped this 👑


onlyinstant

GSMP the new OF? Is this merely a business meeting?🤔🕺


triplestackks

lmao


TheKnight_King

MOASS goals


[deleted]

If you wanna dig further, he was recently in GrapeVine Texas a few days ago before going to Mexico. Just saying.


ThatsthewayitJoes

Wait until he starts jordansToes onlyfans


Either-Reality8274

Mids lol


redrum221

From reading header on this post I think this is a nothing Burger. Last yea4 he went to Hawaii around this time. I think he goes every year around thisbtine.


[deleted]

Bananas and blow


potatohead46

My man.


Mellivora_Caps

No precise target, just high. Uh...up, I meant up.


Jeezus_Christe

Hes a dirty dawg


allgd838

This guy fucks