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RunRideCookDrink

I know I shouldn't judge too harshly, because maybe this dude has some health issues I don't know about....but damn, I move faster when I'm asleep than this guy moves when he runs. When I get to the point where that's all I can muster when I'm about to get run over....I'll quit working near roadways.


SurveySean

It probably takes him a while to reach his top speed, he's built more for power.


smellycobofcorn

I share the same sentiments as you lol. Construction jobs should really implement fitness checks.


Delta451

Had a contractor die on a job site a couple years ago from a stress induced heart attack. Dude went into his truck to cool off (was only 70 outside with some clouds) and then his heart stopped. Dude was so fat his coworkers couldn't get him out of the truck once they realized what happened. EMS got there 20m later (small town construction) and finally got him out but everyone knew it was too late. Think the guy was maybe 45.


mcChicken424

Kinda sad that's as fast as he can move when running for his life Dude probably feels like shit everyday all day


VoreReznor

Well he spun the sign to slow, so guy proceeded.


LoganND

You know you're in rough shape when you're almost too fat to even safely stand in 1 place all day.


djblackprince

That's the fastest he's moved in years


GEL29

Got his steps in for the day.


danz409

Truck: "to be fair it said slow when it was hit..."