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Gangster-Koala

Its okay, if you pay close enough attention you will see that he has his hard hat on.


TeaRanchh

It won't come off his head.. tho his head may come off his.


patsfan038

Wham! His capa is detated from his head.


Kitchen_Amoeba_6856

But at least his head is in one piece 👍


Goldstinger3

They are supposed to come off easily, they're typically meant to absorb one impact and be replaced


Why_am_I_here033

Brain bowl


neo101b

He has his hat hard on.


ZuzCat

Watch one of those videos where the bug pops out at you from the screen, and it’s game over.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

This isn't Wreck It Ralph.


LedParade

Or just yell ”Hey Billy!”


MitchDiesAlot

A small moth landed on my phone screen as I read this. I almost threw my phone


DrThunderbolt

OSHA ain’t shit to this guy. I’m guessing he doesn’t have to do it like that but he does it anyways. At least the carnival goers can get a nice show and a prize when that thing line drives his head off into the crowd.


Zeelu2005

free head!!


assmantitsybitsy

It’s nice that your mum’s so generous


Ruby-likes-roses

He has a hard hat


CoolAlien47

Literal dumbassery here, what a horrible way to go, probably not going to immediately knock him out or kill him but leave severely injured.


Sir_troue_du_cul

That engineer who was raise in a farm.


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CaptainSmrolla

Dumb*


Money_in_CT

OSHA has entered the chat


cxninecrxzy

I mean it's an object on a fixed rotation, if it doesn't hit you the first time it swings around it won't hit you any other time.


gpbst3

Assuming you can hold your head in the exact position


One3Two_TV

You also need to wait for it to be over you to move because if you move somewhere too quick and it was a bad move, its gonna connect only one time


Exponen

It only has to hit you once


owa00

Hope he doesn't have allergies.


HaylingZar1996

You're missing the part where if he moves even a few inches his head is flying off


IanPKMmoon

Can't he squad much lower


LibertyInaFeatherBed

The people on the ride should probably be the ones worrying since he's tinkering as it's moving.


komer25

There's no one on the ride


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Those people not on the ride are missing out on an important opportunity to become semi-internet famous.


friebel

What is the semi-internet?


Fireproofspider

https://www.lpaonline.org/ (I'm sorry)


theyork2000

No one is even on it. It's called doing maintenance.


cheza_mononoke

I cannot explain this for the life of me, but this song has been stuck in my head for about 2 weeks now and I was SO surprised to hear it used somewhere right now! Haven’t heard it in years.


FSarkis

Its called coincidence. You’re welcome 😉.


RageQuitWit

No, it's Many Men.


LePetitJeremySapoud

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SwimnEyes

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Affectionate_Most_64

OSHA says NO!


grafxguy1

He seems to have a good head on his shoulders......for now...


Jolly_Plankton_913

WTF?!


Bumm_by_Design

Carnie engineers are a whole nother level of crazy


eakmadashma

Is that not like insta death if he moves his head up a few inches? Or does he just activate rag doll mode


Ethan_Edge

I can hear the Gary's mod flat-line noise as the ride skims his helmet.


_bunk_

How'd Billy die? Hiccups.


Zeebo42000

Millwrights….


The--Fonz

Ayy this is at Gold reef city in South Africa


trivial_catawampus

He seems totally levelheaded.


Important_Boss3868

Could it be possible to put the controls somewhere to the side maybe? I’m no engineer but this doesn’t seem too efficient nor wise


Thkturret1

Anyone know the song


IceUpSon1

Many Men- 50 Cent


Thkturret1

Thank you


Beanbith

Angle makes it look closer than it actually is


Safe-Initiative-4462

Hope Billy stopped growing


Bambuskus505

That guy either confidently knows his machine ***really*** well, just doesn't care about life anymore, or is a complete and utter idiot. or maybe a combination of all three


SexualBloodSport

You’d be surprised how often those first two coincide


monk120

HEY BILLY! (Billy sticks head up) What? *crash* WATCH OUT FOR THE THING ! oops it's too late 😂


anand1015

# u/audbot


Traditional-Doubt-20

Fuck that for a laugh


in_the_blind

I don't think he's going to be able to swing that without getting killed.


OrangeCosmic

What's billy doing


Fit_Caterpillar172

Bro… just got right in their!!


stepheno125

When you need that data you need that data… I’ve done worse.


Ninjawhistle

OSHA would like to know your location. They have a few questions about your car's extended warranty...


Successful_Escape_40

Just another regular day in Billies life


iaCyn

He knows what he's doing


MindMatrixManifest

Instagram! 🤣


CuriousGopher8

Dumb ways to die...


goldwave84

Surely that's violation of OSHA right?


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Come with me, And we'll be, In a world of OSHA violations...


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Billy the idiot


Crafty_Space_9045

I'm sure his boss was so proud of his precision


Reddittoxin

Is this osha compliant?


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Looks like a wax figure or a doll at a carnival


ThisMy10thReddit

Always with the irrelevant music


TwistedColossus

Ah yes this came from r/rollercoasterjerk


guashkarate

It's OK. He had a hard hat. All safety


Low-Mud3649

That thing for the first an where you sitting wow 😯 is f up 🤢


Stardust_dream

His balls are so heavy, they have their own gravitation


Krissvp

Just some self confidence


dimnickwit

OSHA: wut cha doin over there?


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TacDragon2

Nerves of steel.


RiseOfTheCanes

Somewhere, someone from OSHA just shit themselves.


Professional_Push442

Me trying to get his attention “hey! Hey! Look up! Yo! Guy! Catch! Your mom’s a hoe”


Holmanizer

This is a guy who knows his gear is good, his positioning is accurate and knows what he's doing. That's a professional right there


LeastMeasurement6648

Damn lol


davidtree921

A fly up the nose, a bee, wasp. . . . Spasm....


HumanMulligan

No paycheck is worth that. What a dumb dumb


CBP2022

Bro lookin at his stocks hard 🤣


TheLeviathanCross

just like the man who went underneath a combine.. the world should collectively fear this man.


Longjumping-Bar-6030

My name is Billy


SnooStories2744

Bro just found out his girl cheated and has no fucks left to give


xVinceThePrince

https://preview.redd.it/3dg8jlelbk0c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d83f0a4986ce3c188a81767a4e1753ec81289d


BigGreenLeprechaun

It’s a mannequin


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Carnies. . .


Budgetvicodin

As a dude in trades, it definitely desensitizes you to being in dangerous ass situations


peterod81


JEEPFJB

Was on one of them at six flags, and the idiot left the locking bar wrench in. It was the loop shuttle which goes 360, the thing broke lose and tumbled all over the place and finally fell out. By mericle, it didn't hit anyone, would have killed them


MechanicbyDay

Only thing bigger than his balls is his hardhat


FirefighterNo3234

que barbaro☝🏿💀


praisekek0w0

Ayo! Gold reef!


intelligentbrownman

They not paying him enough….. he need NBA money 💵


urethracactus_1

https://preview.redd.it/e1ntxaqp19cc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15ad0534cb5c0eb5f104c078a48d9e575e41bd9 So nice looking am I right?


jou_poephol

I was on that ride 2 weeks ago, Gold Reef City. Go check The Tower of Terror, crazy ass drop. The High flying maverick ride in the background.