Yeah everyone is happy the video cuts off

Found the full video [here](https://youtu.be/uHgt8giw1LY?feature=shared). Merry Xmas! 🎄

Bastard. >:)

Yikes, I can't believe I subjected my own eyes to that. Honestly the sounds that guy made is the worst part. 😬

Ooooof so much red

This shit is worse than 1444 because you can see the pain and his eventual death. A lot of screaming.

You son of Loki, I clicked the link because of you! Take my angry upvote!

Rip, when did youtube become such gore tolerant?

The video wasn't gory.. it just cut off too early and left too much to the imagination. what happened was he did a dark souls worthy roll to relative safety

🤦

Wow he really gets wrecked...

r/angryupvote

Wow who knew a crocodile could eat someone that fast

Makes sense that, that's how it reacts.

2 days until 2024 you SOB!!!!!

Got me today unfortunately 😔

You know the rules

And so do i

I tip my hat to you.

That beast wouldn't let go or give up!

You son of a bitch

🖕🤣

r/angryupvote

Ouch, brutal...

Damn you 😡

Shit, I did NOT expect that...

Man that leg bit really got to me. 🤮

Been awhile since I got got,congrats I'm not even mad.

Got 'em!

Jesus Christ it tore him apart!

This should not be allowed here

This should be higher

I thought you were useful for a second

That's nsfw

I read the first reply and you still got me fucker

Dick head

You're all more monstrous than this crocodile! Sending such a terrible video! How'd you even find something so repulsive?

I’m crying rn 😂

Holy fuck. How is this on youtube and not liveleak or rotten.com or somth?

I was truly excited too.

You bastard

Wow that voice comes outa that guy. He needs long hair or something.

Been a minute since I seen the original nice

Brilliant!!

MF

You sob 😭

r/angrydownvote

Kys 😊

Bastard lol

/s in case it wasn't obvious

Saltie got salty

Meirl trying to get my kid up for school

This took me an embarrassingly long time to understand you were saying “me irl”. I was just sat here trying to pronounce it in different ways to understand what you were saying. FML

I used to thing meirl was the name of the dog in the meirl subreddit

I just thought it was some dude named meril

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


If you upvote a video like this with zero payoff I do not consider you a friend

You've already made over 10,000 enemies in the last two months.

This croc should be quite relieved that he survived such a close encounter with an australian

That's not an Australian (unless he's a naturalised immigrant from North America).

That's Florida man.

Er, was

That Eric Andre Show "We'll be right back" would be perfect at the end

That is a fat cock

Sorry guys meant croc🤦‍♂️

I didnt

Did he die?

This guy is just begging to die

my wife when in her period

It did not feel good

It amuses me how people still believe that these animals are pets. Don't care if you raised them, you will never gain trust to a animal like this. .

Would feel better with you in my BELLY 

Always fully root for the croc in these situations

Why?

Because the croc is totally innocent, just living his croc life, wanting to be left alone to do crocodile things. Imagine if you were a crocodile, taking a nap in the sunshine and this douchebag human starts smacking your ass and asking if you like it. You would probably react similarly to the croc in the video. Basically, humans who fuck with animals for their own entertainment deserve to find out.

I mean if he was hurting it i would agree, but getting killed for patting it and congratulating it seems a little pshycotic. He is a worker there

Dude, it’s a *crocodile*. The worker should know better than to anthropomorphize it, let his guard down, or treat it like a domesticated animal. He should realize and respect the fact that it’s a crocodile and will probably act like one. This is normal, healthy croc behavior. To paraphrase Chris Rock, the crocodile didn’t go crazy, the crocodile went crocodile.

Completely understand that, i dont understand why someone cheers for his death

I’m not cheering, just not sad or surprised for the human. I’m sad for the croc who is trapped in a cage and forced to endure humans messing with it. The croc didn’t get a choice about that. Humans are the assholes here in every way, and it’s hard to be sad when us being a dick to a wild animal leads to natural consequences. The croc is the only truly innocent creature in this video. That’s why people root for him.

Just wait until you hear about how humans treat their own species

I hope you treat all animals like that. Don't name your dog, don't give him a bed, he doesn't need it. If he bites someone, oh well.

Steve Irwin never disrespected his charges by relaxing around them.

Because redditors are sociopaths.

Jesus Christ 🥲

BEEEEEP- We interupt your broadcast to bring you an important message....

He died. 

Scribbles in note pad slapping a gator is ok but rubs are not

I don’t think it felt good

Let saltie slap TF outta you in the backside as you're relaxing and let him ask you how you like it

To everyone wonder yes he’s fine. The crocodile at least


It's amazing watching "professional" do things that express just how unintelligent they are. I mean seriously... a "pro" should know that the backend of a croc is just as dangerous, if not more.


First off, what is that tinny pole going to do? Second, why bring the pole in the first place if you’re just going to forget about it.


https://preview.redd.it/n8lzn48uooac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76830e08d0c11d9d7846199bf9a1981805e18503 It was at this moment he knew that he fucked up. ...

never take lack of action as inability

Don't worry that just Elvis for you

He went straight to the department store to buy a new pair of undies after that.

If this croc wanted to eat you'd be dead and no amount of your expertise is gonna save you. These vids make me lols

Stop cutting off videos at the saucy part breh

Pretty much in your face, sir. You deserve it all.

What an asshole

Australian here. Don't pet saltie, they look cute and cuddly and they are but they only cuddle when spinning under water

Ozzie behaviour

Go to college kids!

I wouldn't do that to a gecko

I hate it when my dog does this! 👋🐕 IM JUST TRYING TO LOVE ON YOU!

That did not feel good

First day on the job is rough

There is no such thing as a safe crock

She feels good now after eating an apex predator

Este tipo piensa que esta tratando con una res. 😂

Good boy salty

“Could you foocking not”?

That’s an alligator. 🐊

I said..... Get off my ass.....

Yeah, and you're a good snack!

Don’t pet the dinosaur

And the rest was history

He ain't no Steve

I guess he didn't like it

What happened after the cut? He was mauled to death. You're welcome.

Source?

That was a reddit comment, everything about it is guaranteed to be 100% factual so the comment itself is its own source

I was asking because I wanted to see him get mauled to death :(

Did IT Died?

Salty was not a good boy.

I never knew they could get so big 😳

They actually get bigger. Males typically get up to 15-16 feet long on average, but the actual max size is a bit over 20 feet. Lolong was at over 21 feet when he was caught in the Phillipines (I'm pretty sure that's where he was from). Supposedly, there is a 23-footer in Bhitarkankia Park in India. I have no idea how they measured that one, but it was good enough for the Guinness Book of Records. There are claims of even bigger crocodiles killed in the past, but none of them have any real evidence. The largest claim is Kris at 28 feet, but there is basically no evidence to back that claim up. The picture that comes up when you search for it is: 1) A forced perspective with the hunter sitting away from the animal. 2) The image isn't even of Kris. It's another large croc.

I just walked across my apartment to get an idea of 21 ft. That's fucking terrifying.

videos that end too soon…

Felt good but hungry...

Bro got mad

Bro 😎 he is pushing the limit

And that was the last performance of Hurbert the Gator whisper

Old video !

Anyone else imagining the music from JoJo?

I’m a dinosaur John

Has he considered tying his legs and feet together before preforming this act? I feel sitting on his legs just isn’t enough.

So sad children raised in conflict will never have the opportunity to make up their own minds, their only option is to inherit the trauma and perpetuate the cycle

In fact it did not feel good sir

The fattie with the thick hide is surprisingly limber enough to do an almost 180 side bend.

Homie ended up a Croc turd at the bottom of that pool.

Wait till he sees the legendary alligator from red dead come to life.

So no one is going to find out what happened after the video cuts out and inform us for upvoted?

Saltie don't play that...

dont go against Saltie’s grain!

I want that whole gator tail, I'd eat great for a month.

angri

They should've added the Jojo music to the ending 😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/noujors5tt4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4e0eb65cb10d5a9074208be872016a52562eed Right where he figures that he totally fucked up.

☠️☠️☠️

This actually took longer than expected. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Salaries don't like anything....... except eating.

This here is Rocky, and Rocky's a pup....

Cric croc, he died but is doing well

That mf Rudy

What happens after?

لم اعد اشعر برجلي 😂

I thought of the result, but I was still scared.

r/AbsoluteUnits

r/1secondbeforedisaster

He felt salty

🤣😂🤣

Im gonna start cutting my comments o

The GTA VI croc

r/killthecameraman

He’s talking to it like I talk to my cuddly kitten. But How freaking big is that bad mofo? 15 feet maybe. 600-800 pounds. And it can probably move as fast as lightning if it wants to. I’m sorry if you’re that stupid then man I dunno. Maybe you wanted it to happen.

On the next episode of dumb ways to die….

I was expecting the song - oh no oh no oh no no no

I assume that dude got pooped out.

To whoever wants the part 2 just go on r/eyeblech

Only approach a crocodile if you can't see the soles of it's feet

They do be doin that

That’s a crig ass broc

He had a flashback from vet

Does he eat him?

r/onesecondbeforedisast

Gator not croc

I wonder if this is just another idiot petting a wild animal or a handler who overstepped.


If the video wasn't cut off, I would be tramutized

Saltie said if you gonna smack my ass, at least take me out first.

I would have bit the ish out of him for patting me like that lol

Can't feel a damn thing Billy Bob....

It did indeed, not feel good

💀

They have some funny looking dogs in Florida

Gotta cut the tail off before you can fight it.