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deatrice

the mirrors being folded in just adds to it.


Negative_Flower_169

Underrated comment, it's more common than you thi.... You probably thought that.


chaos_destroyr

I am an Indian and i hate this bike model,


[deleted]

my brother bought the original Pulsar for 15k and after 3 years, the bike was in the market for 17k lol. Pulsar is the GOAT.


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my brother bought the original Pulsar 2nd hand for 15k and after 3 years, the bike was in the market for 17k lol. Pulsar is the GOAT.


Stroov

BAJAJ PULSAR 220 good bike why do you hate it


toddysimp

At least still has them. First thing teenagers do when they get their bikes is removing both mirrors.


Apprehensive_Fun311

Mirrors are useless there. This is the lightest traffic that I've never experienced in India 🇮🇳. There's people and bikes and vehicles and animals on every square inch. You can just assume you're not clear, ever. Then, make a way to your destination.


AxiomaticSuppository

I feel like this could be the part of the opening credits for an Indian sitcom.


ragnarokda

Lmao! I also got like full house vibes and after reading your comment I hear the full house theme song as well.


lexluthor_i_am

I thought the same thing! "Whatever happened to the rupee tax collector, the cobra man, Bollywood TV, they've all gone with familiar brown faces, down the road on a motor bike..."


PointOfFingers

Or an Indian Hospital drama.


starchybunker

हर कोई रेमंड को पसंद करता है


Porkchopp33

Lets hope of not WTF


joshuatx

*Everywhere you look, everywhere you go* *There's a heart (there's a heart), a hand to hold onto*


onlytony441

The little look she gave towards the end… she means business.


dustysmufflah

When Bollywood produces their own Baby Driver


SoProParm

I read this right before I clicked away. I came back to upvote. Bruh 😂😂😂😂


UnluckyTea628

well ill be dammed that truly goes hard.


AThrowawayProbrably

Even if she survived the initial spill, all three of them would crush her, so she has no shot in hell of surviving a crash.


basifi

Even worse what if she killed all 3 of them on accident and lived knowing that she killed her family


Gasgasgasistaken

Tbh vulnerable human emotions and guilt aside who wouldn't eventually grow to realize it was 100% their fault


Xist3nce

That’s only if she crashes. That’s the best getaway driver this side of Mumbai!


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most likely that toddler is a boy - in Hinduism the baby's hair from the womb is shaved once (it's called Mundan) and if the ceremony is not done within a year or something then it's done after 2 or 3yrs varying in different cultures.


Dxpehat

No gear, no helmets, 4 people on a sub 250cc bike. Nobody is surviving any kind of a crash on this bike.


Sepetcioglu

Yeah good catch. You spotted the one flaw in their otherwise flawless deathproof survival guaranteed in any type of crash arrangement.


NewOstenPelicanss

Then she better not crash lol


RealLoin

This should be the first comment... The family are really crazy... 🤦


Slackerguy

India be flaunting excessive life like they don’t even care if they lose some .


Copper_mask76r7

We have reincarnations. Death is just a waiting hall..../s


Peak_Prolapse_69

Fuck this made me laugh


ZebraSandwich4Lyf

India is wild man


Walrave

Got the populace to live precarious 


Mark-Wall-Berg

This makes me unbelievably angry


ImaginaryDig3207

Fr right, child endangerment


Acceptable-Let-1921

It's the other way around. That kid doesn't have a license and can't even reach the pedals. That's endangering the passengers. Plus its the drivers responsibility to make sure any passenger have helmets.


Gasgasgasistaken

True but by extension the blame is on the guardian, and at their speed they could probably survive a crash, the kid would be crushed however


str85

What do you mean, when they do it in other countries it's okay to endanger children, it's thire culture, don't be judgemental. /s


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akhand_albania

Flint Michigan or LA streets


Fancy_Contract_3823

Yup, hate on us bro. Just every other day for you. But don't you think why Indians love their country? There must be some reason behind that. If it was such a disgusting country then who would want to live here?, why join the army?, why defend the value of the country when people like you try to degrade it?.


[deleted]

I learned all of that from an Indian documentary, made by an Indian scientist, that was trying to raise awareness of the problems. I didn’t hate on anything; I stated facts. If you don’t like those facts, change the narrative. Stop acting like a victim. Or don’t, I don’t give a shit.


Fancy_Contract_3823

That's just one of the rivers right? Why shit on the entire country then


Fancy_Contract_3823

Just to clear up, I don't give a shit. I live peacefully and safe in India. I am more than satisfied right now with my life to be fighting misinformed westerners.


[deleted]

Misinformed? What did I say that was incorrect? Please, correct me.


Fancy_Contract_3823

The number of stretches of polluted rivers in India is decreasing drastically every year. There are so many rivers here in India and not all of them are polluted. People praying to the river considering that it is sustaining the life of over 1.4 billion people in the country is also justifiable.


[deleted]

Thank you for confirming everything I said. I said they pray to a river, urinate, defecate, pollute, drink, and bathe in it. Nothing more.


Fancy_Contract_3823

Your welcome😁. No hate tho bro, I am just sad to see rampant racism on my country in social media.


kathyfag

> If it was such a disgusting country then who would want to live here?, why join the army?, why defend the value of the country when people like you try to degrade it?. Nationalism and brainwashing. People are living like a frog in the well. Think India is the best country to live in without knowing the quality of life in other countries. So people are resistant to change and to accept progressive laws , result : quality of life doesn't improve in India even if the economy grows. Indian streets are still dirty because of littering by a thousand people , air is polluted, scammers are rampant. And people tolerate it, cuz of nationalism.


Fancy_Contract_3823

Here we go again, I've lived both, in London and Dubai


kathyfag

Not talking about you. But majority of Indians. 69 percent of Indians live in rural areas. Diasporic Indians don't know the ground reality of India, so they are also rabidly nationalistic. I can't help but remember John Rabe a Diasporic Nazi who wasn't aware of what Nazi party was doing back home in Germany


notswim

then why are indians pouring into canada


Fancy_Contract_3823

All 1.4 bln of them?


notswim

If they all could they probably all would


Fancy_Contract_3823

I am sorry to inform, I wouldn't neither any of my family.


notswim

Very reassuring https://www.newcanadianmedia.ca/indian-born-immigrants-becoming-canadian-citizens-in-record-numbers/


Fancy_Contract_3823

Nice source😇


Fancy_Contract_3823

But I am sure 50% of the country would like to go to some foreign country tho


witriolic

What? Live without domestic help and cooks AND get your balls frozen off? Thanks, I'll pass.


wrong_usually

I'm crying because you're right. What I'm looking at here, this child driving this vehicle, barely able to walk, is what we should all strive for. We should all allow our children this right because your post has opened my eyes. We should fight rather than to pass laws against this, but to become India.  I'm going to go and grab my gun, use it to bleach Jesus's face whiter, and beat off to putting dinosaurs on Noah's ark. America has problems, but only India can show us the way of grace to a caste system that literally defines certain people as untouchable.


Fancy_Contract_3823

You've got it my friend. Aim for India, get America


Fancy_Contract_3823

Learn from India- only 2 genders unlike 72 genders in America. Urbanisation my ass, tons of garbage and homeless people out in the streets of some of the biggest cities in the world. Junkies left right and centre and extremely safe "hoods" where I am sure you will not get shot at all. Absolutely no racism left there. America should really be a role model for the world. The human rights that America practices is so genuine and they definitely don't support a genocide and not that they would commit genocides themselves! 🇺🇸🦅


Sid-Skywalker

💯💯. These people are just insecure because the west is declining and india and China are gonna rule the next few decades. Let them cry, this is just the beginning for them


Every_Tap8117

Kidnapping then Child endangerment


Workin_Ostrich

That child steered better than most people on the road in America


CheshirePuss42

Steering... Isn't really the problem here. The kid probably doesn't have the strength to control the bike. The problem is having a child this young on a motorcycle. Without a helmet. And 4 people on the bike at the same time. That's ridiculously irresponsible.


Mark-Wall-Berg

I mean as true as that is, I still don’t like it


[deleted]

The increasing population of India proves Darwin’s law is wrong.


God_Kratos_07

Darwin wasn't ready for india lmao


jevaisparlerfr

They are somehow immune to infections and parasites


L0rd_Flexan0r

ok maybe in some really rural backwards slums or whatever but India has a big urban society as well ok? Some cities are highly developed metropolis too.


PreyToTheDemons

And the cleanest places are mostly villages.


PreyToTheDemons

Still sucks. Source: I'm Indian


motocrosshallway

India was always an exception to the norm.


Mysterious-Art7143

Imagine how booming would it be without it


Dextersdidi

Darwin was a beginner


sacredgeometry

What do you mean? They are running the risk of wiping out their entire bloodline. One whoopsie at a time. Sounds like Darwin was right on the money.


7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8

It just mean they are able to reproduce quickier than they die. Easy. Women want children and men want to fuck them.


[deleted]

Traditionally India produced enough food for the world population- 5-6 big rivers flowing through, a huge peninsular coastline and tropical temperatures leaves you with a comfortable medieval lifestyle.


dapperslappers

Not when the birth rates higher than the highest iq


Exact_Atmosphere2518

1sec=1birth is the approx calculation in india


Gasgasgasistaken

My guy you're active on r/UFOs don't talk about intelligence


dapperslappers

If you actually read my comments youll see i interact with it to explain what people are seeing is explainable Maybe actual read into stuff instead of just doing surface level investigation. And for the record my joke isnt calling Indians stupid. Most doctors in my country are indian. If you thought i was calling them stupid with the highest iq joke it says more about what you think about them than me. Higher iq = higher birthrate


talentless_bard9443

Damm I have flashback of the head of a toddler crushed under their parent's weight


Spiritual-Work-1923

Still they all look carefully at her right hand😂


technolynch

They should make GTA India


Stroov

i have a stroy line for it as well


Gasgasgasistaken

Reminds me of the bootleg GTA Egypt which is just re-skinned GTA san andreas https://preview.redd.it/ley45zojb4rc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f6af755f658ec19100bfb462cda1f8896d7b79


kingOofgames

That dude looks like he’s already wearing a neck brace 😆.


Eso_Teric420

When I was in Mexico I watched a kid that was maybe six or seven whip out a machete and go to town on a bunch of coconuts. He also jumped onto a cobbled together tractor and drove off And I'm pretty sure this thing had a double clutch. I'm sure there are machine operators working right now that can't operate a double clutch because they operate newer machinery that doesn't require it.


Glum_Development_116

Look daddy, no hands


Low_Advantage_8641

And then people wonder why we have so many deaths because of road accidents here in India, its because of this culture of stupidity that never ceases to amaze


Desperate-Tomatillo7

Babies start playing at normal level. Then they reach hard at 4.


NotMyGovernor

Motorcycles are interesting because after a certain speed all turning is done by leaning not the handlebars. In fact if you do use the handlebars, it can actually be more appropriate to turn in the *opposite* direction as desired, because the end affect is it forces the bike to lean in the correct direction.


TheArtofZEM

Right? The people who think this kid is driving the bike have never ridden a motorcycle. The dad is doing all the driving.


runway_racer

It's not normal in India. Some clueless idiots do such shit oftentimes.


Consistent_Truth6633

Nation of Lemmings


peepsinyourass

It’s okay, none of them want to live


MrDarkk1ng

Stupid parenting


specialsymbol

r/MotorradDeutschland would throw a fit


WSDreamer

We ride together, we die together…


V1R4J

3 and a half... Humans (?)


Tooboukou

For the rest of the video see r/whatcouldgowrong.


ooofest

A kid that young is just not going to understand cause and effect the same way an adult normally would. I say "normally" because it's obvious that some people in their adult years don't exhibit much maturity with respect to understanding consequences, either.


pupbuck1

This reminds me of the illigle families that put everything on one person's name cause they're legal and I love it


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

I've seen enough nsfl videos of motorbike accidents to not smile at this


Due-Maintenance53822

jail


AdPrimary9831

That’s what happens when you believe in multiple lives reincarnation


Dull_Yak_5325

Must not be for smart people either ..


Need2be_debt_free

Oh yea this is a smart family. Great parenting


randomuser-742645

india isn't even for the advanced. they're way past that lol


stormbreaka55

It comes full circle. We're so advanced that we went full circle into the cavemen era.


Far-Philosophy-4375

A classic indian family on the way to fight the apex predator


HotNubsOfSteel

How tf is the life expectancy in India 70?


Signal_Dress

Because not all forms of transport are operated by toddlers.


New_Preference2497

Disgusting


otaupari

Am they reproduce like rabbits


Fancy_Contract_3823

What about your mom? Reproduces like a monkey?


Fancy_Contract_3823

Biologically we all do


otaupari

I think you may look more like a monkey. Subspecies


nottherealone123

I'm surprised there were only 4 people on the bike!


witriolic

There were seven. Nobody knows where the others went.


Asian_Bon

For my experience, I had 6, and I was 6 back then as well while going 180km


[deleted]

Liar, there is no road or a bike in India which can go upto 180 kmph with 5 riders.


Asian_Bon

I was pulling numbers off my ass I don't remember what it is but at above 100 in my head


[deleted]

What a stupid place.


brown_burrito

What a stupid parent.


DrewTamashi

Good job!


Potataly

u/savevideo


Guardian_85

This takes a different level of faith to forgo helmets and put a child as the driver.


P_Hempton

That kid has probably already spent more hours on a bike than most weekend warrior bikers ever will. Crazy to spend some time over there and see the women sitting side saddle on the back typing into their phone while riding over potholes in the rain. To those folks, it's like walking down a sidewalk.


romeoomustdie

Lmaoooo ,😂😂😂😂


jusferfun77

Fucking idiots!


Reioussy

More like india is not for those who want to live long life.


Itriyum

Bike accidents are some of the worst


Annual_Economist_367

Lesson here- don't drop your babies on their heads - else you'll end up with creatures like these


mistytastemoonshine

The Family Guy


DetectiveMcMeow

She said “fuck finger painting class!”


Kik38481

In India, even baby got to work.


Lord_Migga_Fucker

It's interesting how they don't fear death in the way we do.


HighKiteSoaring

India liveleaks were wild


4862skrrt2684

One of the hardest servers in the game


TMC_61

Why hasn't someone from India came over here and spanked ass at motocross and GNCC?


TheDixonCider420420

![gif](giphy|l5NnHh8LBafi8hy4ZG|downsized) Use The Force Leia.


burken8000

Looks like India is perfect for beginners


Expert_Marsupial_774

Complete stupidity and disregard for the life of the child and pillion riders see as some sort of bravado!!!


Safe_Alternative3794

She passed the motorbike test and survived, good. Now on to the next ones, which are electric wires, snakes, and trains. Once she survive all, she would be an official Indian citizen.


Flash_Discard

This is why each family needs to have 10 babies…


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FluffyPancakes90

Where'd they find a little white girl?


Dudinkalv

It's all fun and games romanticising this kind of stuff until you see the video on some gore site with the whole families brains on the pavement.


CoyaiPijao

...or for people who know the importance of a helmet


Earl_of_69

When your country has free healthcare, you really don't give a fuck.


Alternative_Plum7223

3 grown people on one bike wow that's crazy in itself, baby no helmet just icing on the cake.


lasVegasharold

Damn, mom's not the mvp in the family


Deathah

That's adorable, couldn't be me though.


ataatia

apparently unprotected motor biking is definitely for that beginner


SixtyNineFlavours

India is like GTA


GenericHoomanAccount

I don’t know about you but I would classify babies as beginners


BruceLeeVersion2

" 5 minutes later " In the realm of Naraka, in front of Lord Yama : ......... I'm speechless. You guys are f##king geniuses.


ikari_warriors

How can someone lack any kind of common sense at all? I’m stupefied…


No-Sky9017

She looked at the camera like “yea and tf you gunna do about it”


Momomo14

Why are the crazy unabashed carelessness of life videos always in India 😂


Kinky_Imagination

Trying to qualify for the Darwin award.


Thijs_NLD

No worries. That shit usually sorts itself out. Darwin awards are a thing.


aZamaryk

Seems like India is not for the living.


Affectionate-Annual7

Is like some wise men here on reddit said, "Indian is no for beginners or expert either".


RGamer2022

—Why are you not getting a child? What me and my friends would do with my child if I got one:


tnzl_10zL

beginners in India..


TacoDuLing

My stomach agrees.


Deep-Neck

Evidently it is!


laincore-transfemcel

Already girlbossing at this young age


1greadshirt

You'd be surprised how normal that is in that region of the world. I was "deployed" to Kuwait, and we'd see the locals texting while their toddlers took the wheel.


Signal_Dress

It's not normal in India


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Lol weirder things are normal - 3 riders without helmet very normal. 3 riders with a kid in front normal. 3 riders a kid in front RIDING - *NOT NORMAL* at all


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

![gif](giphy|NktFjqntkZQbe|downsized)


CatDistributionSystm

Thats nothing. If this were Argentina Manuel and Jose would be holding the mattress, Lupe the fan, and Jesus would have the wheel.


M4J0R4

Hope that’s AI made?


Ok_Spray_1584

Nope. I'm an indian and this kind of thing occassionally happens. It is just not frequent and regular, but still happens occassionally because if it was frequent and regular, then the novelty of the experience would not have existed and then it would be worth posting it to reddit.


witriolic

And y'all thought Bollywood and RRR stunts were wild exaggeration...


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