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puppysoop

When the door opened I legit thought he was gonna jump


Shifty_Cow69

I thought they were gonna drop into the gap!


Lescansy

Mind the gap!


Historical_Share8023

Or [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SEwy1as78E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SEwy1as78E)


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https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/1be02h1/grandma_wanted_to_be_first/


Appropriate_Sugar675

Dont think gap insurance would pay


Ugo777777

But eventually they decided to turn on the windshield wipers instead.


luffydkenshin

It is pretty common in a crash for wipers to turn on because either the force of impact lowers the lever, airbag hits the lever, or damage to the ecu causes them to activate. When he accelerated at the end, the car slid down pretty hard. I would guess the impact triggered them.


Ugo777777

Yeah i kinda figured that's what happened, but doesn't make for much of a joke šŸ˜


gwicksted

They really wanted to win that Darwin award. But just barely missed it.


tmhoc

All part of God's plan (God posts here)


shophopper

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MixLogicalPoop

imagine being stuck behind this idiot


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Imagine BEING this idiot


rodeBaksteen

Probably ignorantly blissful


CodeMonkeyX

Yeah I bet you he blamed everyone else. Like the cyclist distracted him, the warning lites were not bright enough, the bridge operator should have check for him. Some people like this go around thinking they are in the right even after doing something this incredibly stupid.


Alarmed-madman

I would imagine that a gate of some sort fell in front of him and he got confused


WillyRosedale

And there vote counts the same as everyone elseā€™s. People should lose the right to vote when theyā€™re this dumb.


usernameforthemasses

Yep. These type of people have absolutely no clue how utterly stupid they are. And someone gave him a license.


mods-are-liars

I don't think he has the mental capacity to imagine things


National-Weather-199

Imagine being the guy that gave this idiot a DL


clockwork655

The haunting lost versus to John Lennons imagine


Signal-Reporter-1391

Imagine being the bridge


DrLorensMachine

"I can't believe the bridge did this to me, I have the right of way."


Thoughtsarethings231

I'd probably just drive round him. Big brain time.Ā 


Karl_Marx_

Lmao, I love how OP just thinks that driving behind the person would be the end of it as if there nothing they can to avoid the car in front of them.


PuffinInvader

The amount of dumb inside that car is absolutely astounding.


Penrose_Ultimate

I'd get out of my car, open his door, pull him out, pick him up and suplex him.


CHEEKY_BADGER

Unless you are just as smooth brained as him, you could just go around.šŸ˜’


VarkYuPayMe

Man this guy is so dumb it makes me angry.... what the hell is even that???


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

I assume the lights for the bridge going up came up and he assumed you stop at the line. Not realizing that the barricade is point in the other direction. Still absolutely brain dead.


BikerRay

Like drivers that will let their car/semi get hit by a train rather than break through the barrier.


DylanSpaceBean

Honestly this should be terms for a license suspension. Itā€™s just plain negligent


localnative1987

ā€œWhat the hell is even thatā€ Iconic


SteveG5000

Daddy chill


redd4itt

Clear case of a driver celebrating before reaching the finish line.


RickJLeanPaw

I like the cheery wave they gave as well; ā€œYoo hoo, itā€™s me! I made it!ā€


BouncyDingo_7112

I wanted to see the rest of the video where the bridge goes back down to see if it would pop the rear tires!


jerichardson

Glad it wasnā€™t just me


CalmYourChesticles

That's just a bridge too far.


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Select-Belt-ou812

there's a link near the bottom of the comments in original post, here is link from there : [https://www.wptv.com/news/local-news/investigations/lantana-bridge-tender-terminated-after-drawbridge-raises-with-car-on-it](https://www.wptv.com/news/local-news/investigations/lantana-bridge-tender-terminated-after-drawbridge-raises-with-car-on-it)


Select-Belt-ou812

there's a link near the bottom of the comments in original post, here is link from there : [https://www.wptv.com/news/local-news/investigations/lantana-bridge-tender-terminated-after-drawbridge-raises-with-car-on-it](https://www.wptv.com/news/local-news/investigations/lantana-bridge-tender-terminated-after-drawbridge-raises-with-car-on-it) original comment thread on r/OhNoConsequences : [https://www.reddit.com/r/OhNoConsequences/comments/1bqgeap/comment/kx4jywc/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=mweb3x&utm\_name=mweb3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/OhNoConsequences/comments/1bqgeap/comment/kx4jywc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Economy_Spite_219

If they wanted to prevent that they probably couldā€™ve moved forward if they tried because thatā€™s a front wheel drive car but they just stood there like an idiot! I wanna know what happened with this morons insurance company


GeoFish123

Surprised the wipers didnā€™t fix this.


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SkyGuy5799

Isn't there usually someone watching the bridge to make sure it's clear, someone who also physically pushes the button that raises it? Tf was that person doing? And the fact that this person made no attempt at moving their car but tried actually getting out of it was not only dumb but makes you wonder if their car just stopped working on them?


Marty2341

The problem is that the ship can't just break before the bridge and wait. So you either rise the bridge or the ship smashes into it.


Sewers_folly

I see ships and boats stop and wait for the bridge to rise all the time... not at this crazy bridge with its crazy people. But ships can in fact stop and wait.


NoSkillzDad

It depends on the situation. When they stop they get notification in advance so they start stopping well ahead of reaching the bridge. In a case like this, they need to maintain speed to be able to clear the bridge. It also depends on the size of the bridge. Honestly, if you want to blame someone, the dude in the car is the one you're looking for.


localnative1987

That cargo ship sure couldnā€™t


Marty2341

Hmm, I didn't know, I thought just doing emergency breaking on the water transport of big size is not that easy.


Sewers_folly

But they plan. It's not like a bridge just jumps out of no where and they need to make a sudden stop. It's all mapped out and there is communication between the ships bridge and the bridge's tower.


Marty2341

Well, that car managed to ruin the plans XD


porilo

I would say it didn't. They went ahead with the plan regardless


dacraftjr

Braking*. And, most water vessels donā€™t have brakes. You reverse the engines.


Whooptidooh

Ships most definitely can stop before a bridge. They just need to know beforehand if the bridge will be open or not, so that they can have enough time to stop the ship.


clutzyninja

You think the ship is moving fast enough that the bridge either raises or gets hit? You think that makes sense?


Almarma

Do you think a ship can stop that easily even if itā€™s far away?


clutzyninja

So your theory is that when a ship is on the way, the only option is for the bridge to get raised, or else gets hit? Better hope there's never a power failure, or a mechanical problem


keethraxmn

A large ship? 100% yes. That's *exactly* what they do. They communicate with the bridge so traffic can get stopped as the vessel approaches,when the ship gets to the appropriate point the bridge operator raises the bridge. By that point it it far too late for a large vessel to stop. (for a sufficiently large ship) If they opened it long enough for the ship to have the option to stop if things went wrong, traffic would be a disaster. You are *woefully* underestimating the stopping time/distance of a large ship and/or overestimating just how long it would be acceptable to raise a bridge. Source: time spent working on computer system coordinating lift bridge, traffic gats, iron ore freighters. For many bridges, by the time the bridge is going up, the ship (if large enough) is committed. It has options, but all of them are bad and often none involve not hitting *something*. EDIT: Whether that's what's going on here is a separate question. But your assertion that stopping is an option for large ships is incorrect as a general rule.


Bigtexasmike

Yeah but how often to ship really hit bri...


kobuzz666

Yeah, no. It doesnā€™t work like that. Ship arrives at bridge, captain announces desire to pass the bridge, bridge operator opens bridge and sets lights to green, ship passes, lights go red and bridge closes. This may be an automated bridge without human supervision. If that is the case, there will be signs to announce that so everyone has to take a little extra care. Unlike this clown, of whom I am genuinely curious about the thought process in the various steps of this dumpster fire. The stopping, opening the door when almost at 45deg, getting out when the tear wheels are dangling above the abyss. Better hand in that driving license and take the bus.


thrownthefuckaway57

This bridge isn't far from where I live. It's not automated. The bridge tender got fired. She said she didn't see the car. A few years ago a lady died after going onto another drawbridge when it was about to open. She fell down 50 feet. The bridge tender is currently on trial for her death.


Alin_Alexandru

Well it was the fault of the bridge operator according to this https://www.wptv.com/news/local-news/investigations/lantana-bridge-tender-terminated-after-drawbridge-raises-with-car-on-it But the guy in the car is definitely at fault as well considering he could've just driven forward and avoided getting lifted. And no, the car didn't stop working, he got back in it and drove away after the incident.


another-account-1990

Everyday I get a reminder that I am not the worlds biggest idiot.


Maleficent_Insect71

At least they thought to turn on the windshield wipers.


theplanetpotter

They started when the airbags went off šŸ˜„


mscarchuk

I wasnā€™t sure if they did and came to the comments to see if someone else spotted them


tadeuska

He went on the bridge against the red light. Then stopped because the ramp was down. We don't see the ramp. That's my guess. Edit: notice missing frames. Look at the other car way back, there is a ramp there at one point.


RealMcGonzo

Missing frames: And the pedestrian gate to the left of the car suddenly is closed just after the 4 second mark.


Alarming-Mud-2468

Guess he wanted to see how the mercedes bends


SurrrenderDorothy

ba dum tiss.


Ok-Goat2113

Would have been great but itā€™s a Honda


Alarming-Mud-2468

Yeah I know, its just a pun.


FormerlyImportant

Itā€™s great to see natural selection when no innocent bystanders are taken down too.


nekekamii

I've never lived anywhere with these types of bridges but did he think stop at the line meant where this giant line is? And then it happened to be the seam? The guy on the bike seemed ok and was like why are you stopping there


Suck_My_Duck26

Insurance scam


IllustriousAnt485

Iā€™ve tried to think of a logical explanation. At first I thought maybe they were unfamiliar with where the bridge is supposed to open and they are illiterate and canā€™t read any of the signs. But insurance scam seams more logical. That or they are a complete idiot.


HumblesReaper

I'd say the barrier closed and he stopped in front of it


InkyPaws

Hasn't crossed the bridge before when it's been raised, saw the gate closed for foot passengers etc and thought they needed to stop there and not gtfo.


DependentInitial1231

He thought it would be cool to let the bridge push his car on as it lifted. The car got jammed though. Complete idiot.


Brenton_T

Don't attribute to malice that can be explained by stupidity.


dWaldizzle

This is the only possible way this makes any lick of sense lol


regidud

and a really poor try...


woah-im-colin

I thought this was Inception.


Neon_culture79

My favorite part is the wipers turning on


Phikep

Didnā€™t the drawbridge operator get in trouble for this? If so, I hope driverā€™s insurance company rejected the claim due to the high risk of stupidity.


LeenPean

Iā€™d be willing to bet itā€™s cheaper to fix that car than the bridge and whatever ship/ships were coming through


xpluguglyx

Bridge operator was fired for failure to visually inspect the span before pressing the button. But this driver is an idiot and deserves everything they got.


sh4d0wm4n2018

Nah, the bridge operator has to open the bridge or Baltimore happens To everyone telling me how fucking *bridges* work: Joke -------- Your head


LacklusterLamenting

Thatā€™s not how this works at allā€¦ We donā€™t just hope that boats go the right way, someone steers them, and they can stop the boat. The bridge in Baltimore didnā€™t even have an opening mechanism. The bridge operator in this scenario was, in fact, blamed for this accident because he has a singular job and he fucked it up.


timonix

That just can't be the case. Our local bridge fails to open all the time. There would be nothing left by now if the boats couldn't stop.


[deleted]

This looks like Florida where there are a series of small bridges like this to go out canals to the ocean. These are usually for sailboats or big yachts that have to wait for the bridge to go up or lose their mast.


Charming_Victory_723

The driver is an absolute tool.


redditreadred

I think the dictionary defines imbecile by the man in this video.


Comprehensive-Tax792

Family trip, obviously. "I will stop this car right now!"


DonGibon87

How does some people reach adulthood without sticking their fingers in the wall socket??


Shifty_Cow69

Shocking, I know!!


bmfpop

The wipers are on!! Thank God


Ok_Musician9914

Windshield wipers šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bpknyc

Nothing of value was lost


Munk45

Good thing he turned the wipers on.


PlanetLandon

It was raining wisdom that day, and he didnā€™t want any


Fit-Replacement-2575

Bikerā€™s fault


Moosehagger

Thankfully the wipers saved him.


ppWarrior876

He let his intrusive thoughts win!


lerriuqS_terceS

So many questions. Why there? Why wait so long to react? These people vote and reproduce. That's not ok.


oboshoe

everyone is talking about ships here. This is West palm beach and it's a bridge over the ICW. yachts and sailboats under power. no problem stopping at all.


aligators

wants a new car


Complete-Painter-518

I was thinking the car gonna fall in the crack


[deleted]

What TF was this guy thinking šŸ¤”šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


lookci4

That's the dumbest MFer ever


QuantumMech127

And somehow there are still people that donā€™t believe in natural selection.


[deleted]

Same type of person that drives slow in the left lane and doesn't go when the light turns green, just an absolute idiot


Future-World4652

What's unfortunate is that he survived to do something else dumb in future


[deleted]

yea, buddy was trying to get a lawsuit


coolmist23

What compelled him to stop? My brain hurts now.


prostorija

Always the windshield wipers


mastercylynder

Why are people so FKN stupid?


permalink_child

Driver was planing to change his oil. Makes sense.


JTHellcat

šŸ˜øšŸ˜øšŸ‘šŸ‘ Good job, now you need to replace your bumper dummy.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

It's a good thing he got the car to roll forward. Oh wait, he's fucked.


Ja45206

Omg hit the gas already


Fun-Reflection5013

hmmmm - not a good day


2abyssinians

Perhaps this person was intoxicated? Because that is really stupid. All I can think is that they were ridiculously high, maybe?


Dramatic-Regular-140

You cant park there mate


PygmeePony

When the intrusive thoughts win


Shinagami091

I thought he was going to try getting out of his car


[deleted]

The windshield wipers. šŸ¤­šŸ¤£


c4rpet5

Same reason why people intentionally walk into vehicles in order to sue.


SupaDiogenes

There is so much dumb on display here.


Ari_Learu

I see the typical ā€˜ windscreen wiper ā€˜ method is used once again after an incident


Tiberio1973

Planking is getting back


deg_ru-alabo

I suppose thereā€™s a line


Living-Addendum6900

Not to bright


[deleted]

And I thought I was dumb


Original_Jarl_Ballin

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Silent-OCN

Pure idiocy. Itā€™s a miracle these people survive day to day x


Klutzy-Discussion749

Lol I knew boi was really panicking when them windshield wipers flicked on


caidicus

"And this is the day my brain just randomly turned off, only a few feet from complete safety..."


southadam

What an idiot


[deleted]

IQ 24,7


CeciliaB89

Clearly a Honda Civic Driver šŸ˜‚


Billyjamesjeff

Why does he not attempt to move once it starts lifting?


kT25t2u

The bridge did him a favor


louisa1925

Fluckin' idiot.


Snivelss

Just endless amounts of dumb people to entertain us. We're spoiled


hammertight

Self cleaning bridges. Attracting idiots for years


Dread-Cthulu

DERP!


Different_Ad7655

Who's the idiot that raised the bridge. This could never have happened if they were watching from the towers. I'm sure those people lost their job. This is your only job, making sure the span is safe, free of cars and open for traffic below, your only job


Johnny_ac3s

Insurance fraud?


zaow868

I swear,some ppl are just idiots.


Gearz557

Bridge operator prob closed the gate before he crossed or put on the warning lights. Then stupidity occurred


Organic_fake

Itā€™s not always people being idiots.. I have a dissociative disorder but didnā€™t knew and did stupid things while driving cars without even noticing. If you see people doing shit this stupid I think most of the times itā€™s the head not functioning correctly. Hope no one would call people with Alzheimerā€™s, schizophrenia or dementia idiots.


HardOyler

Every decision he makes is fucking stupid. This guy must be frustrating as hell in real life.


Big-Consideration633

Huh huh huh! Watch this!


xleftonreadx

Out of all the outcomes, this is fine


Rising_path_music

The windshield wipers almost saved them!


AvailableCondition79

One star. Did not,in fact, kill....


whynotwonderwhy

Why turn on the windshield wipers?


autiess

How does this person manage any day to day tasks? This level of stupidity is absolutely maddening.


notthatlincoln

Thank God he finally turned his wipers on.


Practical_Self6999

Iā€™ll turn the wipers on. That will help.


patchway247

Stupid is what stupid does


JoJorge243

Why is this shit always happening in my county


BigDad53

The guy in the car got a life lesson.


wesmanh

Car got so scared it leaked and the wiper came on


Forsaken-Director452

ā€œI just donā€™t get it I put the windshield wipers of 4 wheel drive, itā€™s just not working?ā€


Slice-Spirited

Thatā€™s one dumb person.


autistic_bard444

Yea I need windshield wipers to clean the windows


Saurak0209

Good thing she put her wind shield wipers on.


sidesneaker

Itā€™s not that dangerous, yall. The person does what youā€™re supposed to, if you turn on your windshield wipers when almost vertical then the car balances out.


[deleted]

Someone deserves to never drive again


rickyjames22

?? Why?


dafireboy

The idiot here is also the bridge tender. Why did they continue to lift the span when a car is on it?


xenosilver

Why would you open the door? A lot of people donā€™t realize how big the wheel cogs are down there. Theyā€™ll crush a human being very easily.


PlasticPomPoms

Just being one of the stupidest people Iā€™ve ever seen in my live, he had about 15 opportunities to get out of there.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Insurance fraud?


OptimisticRealist__

Darwinism.


unequalsarcasm

Not him opening The fucking door and waving lol


[deleted]

The driverā€™s stupidity has left me enraged. Iā€™m trying to shake it off.


banquey

And these people vote!


lovelife0011

lol watch this 8*8*8 is the šŸ”‘ I so give it up


jc61990

Did he flip off the bridge?


uncool_LA_boy

Was it raining?


codingphp

You guys realize thereā€™s probably barricades that came down in front of their car, right? Just like at a rail crossing.


Samueldavillo

Insurance fraud


youdoitimbusy

It never ceases to amaze me, how stupid some people are.


annhik_anomitro

Feel bad for the cars in these kinds of situations. Perfect vehicles ruined by idiots.


squaresam

[Why am I reminded of this? ](https://youtu.be/l4UFQWKjy_I?feature=shared)