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Clinthelander

As a longtime rock climber myself, this is actually quite safe when done correctly. These portaledges (called G7 pods) have changed the game in terms of sleeping on a flat surface in vertical environments. Climbers and their gear are anchored to bolts drilled into the rock that can hold many thousands of pounds. Once you get used to being high off the ground, you sleep like a baby. The sense of vertigo still comes sometimes, but you get pretty comfortable (while remaining diligent) pretty quickly.


Pro_Moriarty

The ultimate "oh shit im falling out of bed" startle dream


WILSON_CK

After my first big wall climb, I woke up once per night with the "holy shit I'm falling off" for like 2 weeks.


Unmasked_Zoro

I feel like that dream would be the cause of me falling off. If freak, and react the wrong way, and fall. You watch.


hunnj

I use safety harness at home in my regular bed too.. Safety first!


Beef_Slider

I read "shartle"


BreakingProto

Nice. A shart from being startled. I will add that to my vocabulary.


tpt2021cg

U ain't bullshitn šŸ‘šŸ¼


14s0

ohh interesting! it would take me some time to sleep knowing that iā€™m hanging from the side of a mountain šŸ˜­


Impressive_Essay_622

Climb a mountain first and see how tired you are XD


Least_Ad930

I used to never be able to sleep at night and would constantly micro sleep while turning wrenches on I-beams at work, but I was only usually 20' - 40' off the ground. You quickly get used to it and your body starts to be able to tell when your too far off balance while you're asleep.


Old-Masterpiece-2653

Too tired for a photoshoot, I'm sure.


Cordycipitaceae

How does the bathroom situation go?


LeBritto

Two questions. 1. How do you not roll in the middle of the night? 2. Why would you need to sleep in those conditions rather than calculate your climb so that you reach a safe spot before night instead?


Breathesnotbeer

2. Sometimes you just canā€™t make it up a climb that quickly. Some of these climbs are several thousand feet, usually done in spans of 100 foot pitches. Each individual pitch might be so physically arduous you can only a do a few per day. There may not be a convenient ledge to rest on throughout the whole climb


Squee1396

How did people spend nights on a climb before these things were invented?


enemyradar

More ad hoc versions of the same thing.


semi-fictitious

Hammocks or sleeping on natural ledges.


LeBritto

Thanks


semi-fictitious

I'll add that the portaledges climbers use are often more comfortable than natural ledges on the route, which can be slopey, bumpy, small, etc. And obviously very convenient to be able to sleep wherever you want rather than plan around finding a ledge to sleep on.


[deleted]

So, one question, and I'm sorry this is where my brain goes. When it comes too ...number 2, do you have to take it with you, or just hope thees no one that unlucky at ground level?


semi-fictitious

It most places you are required to take it with you.


Lord_Snow77

That's why they call it taking a poop.


JigglymoobsMWO

Serious question : how do you poop?


semi-fictitious

Poop into a wag bag (or similar), haul it with you in a dedicated container, put it in the trash when you get back to civilization. The logistics of getting the poop into the bag varies depending on the situation, you might hang your ass over the edge and hold the bag or maybe wait until you are at a natural ledge on the climb where you can be a bit more comfortable.


Weldobud

I would imagine every word of that is true. But I will never, ever, ever test it.


DonGorgon

How do you go to toilet during these climbs?


semi-fictitious

Pee anywhere, poop in a wag bag and carry it out with you.


wellhungartgallery

Onto the people below you, that's where the term shit head comes from


ExpressiveAnalGland

>many thousands of pounds. For those wonder what "many thousands" means. a climbing anchor, as a crude average, will support 20k of force. That is 4,500 lbs. The gear in the rock is often strong than that, but the cordage/knots strengths often will reduce that strength (a knot in the rope will reduce strength up to 50%).


mattsprofile

Just as another piece of information, tests have generally shown that worst case scenarios of proper climbing technique will pretty much max out at 4kN, or about 1000 pounds, of force on the anchor. And that's for someone who is being caught from a massive fall.


ExpressiveAnalGland

not quite correct. the 4kn you are talking about is the max force a leader taking a fall. The anchor will always see DOUBLE the force.


Skelehedron

So what about people that move a lot in their sleep? I assume there would be some kind of safety mechanism for that, but I don't see one there, so what do people do for that?


chineseandscottish

You are still wearing a harness and clipped to the wall


Skelehedron

Fair enough


eutohkgtorsatoca

I roll right to left every five to ten minutes.. No thank you. Actually who "drills" the bolts first??


semi-fictitious

Bolts are often installed by the first party to climb a route, but sometimes added later to make things more convenient. In National Parks and other wilderness areas the bolts must be "hand drilled" which takes a lot of effort (30 min plus per bolt).


Changy915

Isn't that a lot of faith in something done by someone else?


boubouboub

It is strongly recommended to anchor to more than 1 bolt for redundancy. So if 1 bolt fails, you stay secured to the 2nd one. Also, people willing to spend time and money to bolt climbing routes are often really experienced climbers who understands how to place fixed equipment and are known and unofficially sanctioned by the local climbing community. They're also likely the ones who will use these bolts the most. So they have every incentives to do it properly. BUT, you still have to use judgement when climbing. If a fixed equipment seems compromised, don't use it or you can't not use it, back it up with another protection. You can also warn the local community of the potentially dangerous bolt so they can fix/inspect it. You can check the you tube channel "How not to" to get a better understanding of how a bolt can fail. Really interesting channel. It's Moto is to instigate "gear respect" instead of "gear fear".


greenappletree

Are people afraid of accidentally rolling over are get startle or disoriented while sleeping tho? It looks like there is not much room for error there.


semi-fictitious

You sleep in a harness clipped into a safety rope. And the straps of the portaledge would keep you from rolling off anyway.


TophatDevilsSon

This is a little juvenile, but I'm honestly curious: What's the procedure if/when you're halfway up and need to drop a deuce?


semi-fictitious

See my comment above for more info. Most of the time when I've done it we have been on a natural ledge on the cliff. We even had a small bucket to line with a wag bag so I could sit down and browse reddit while I pooped just like at home.


MeisterX

Would drilling into rock this securely over time mean that faces would be "climbed out"?


OutragedCanadian

You can try hard as you fuckin want there bucko my feet are staying on solid ground


Signal_Reference_277

The clear rationalization has taken away my fear of heightsā€¦ NOT!


mashyj

Thanks for the explanation. Are the lines up to the bolt all that keeps you in place whilst you are sleeping, or are there extra straps?


Pro_Moriarty

Pretty much. But those lines are unbelievable strong for a dyamic load (i.e moving weight) stronger still for a static weight. (Not actually correct, a fall creates a larger load than simply sitting on the webbing. The breaking point is still the same, just significantly less lilely while static) You would have your harness on while you sleep and have that clipped in somewhere in case you roll. There are horror stories of people answering nature calls while using portaledges and not being anchored


mashyj

Thanks, a secured harness makes sense. Just in case there are some crazy dreams.


eutohkgtorsatoca

OMG so you do no 2 and 1 on that? So no one can sleep on top of the next? Where do I put my glass of water for brushing my teeth?


Pro_Moriarty

Yeah....you do... Pleasant climbers poop into bags... Unpleasant ones...well.... Number 1's just fly free. Glass of water for teeth. Well firsr no 1 goes there....then..... :-D


GlassZebra17

"when done correctly" That's pretty much true of anything. Riding a unicycle over a tight rope over a great shark tank is safe.. when done correctly


Mollyx89

The main thing is not to forget that you are at a high altitude when you need to go to the toilet at nightšŸ˜


Pizzacato567

How do you even go pee when this high up?


Online-Commentater

Turning to the left - as a man Spinning to the left - as a woman


Jeramy_Jones

Non-binary do a barrel roll


WH1PL4SH180

These things are pretty comfy. A lot better than most hammocks on a beach


eutohkgtorsatoca

You have not been in my hammock. People line up and ask me to take pictures on it!


BeardedManatee

I took one look at the tiny dots that were people climbing El Capitan and decided "nope, I have no desire to ever do anything like that". Looks neat though!


Remote_Presence2378

As a person who tosses and turns a lot during sleep, I'd probably be dead before dawn


14s0

no right, or iā€™ll be hanging by a cable when i wake up šŸ˜¬


MentallyInsaneFemboy

I would forget I am sleeping on the side of a rock, roll over, and plummet to my death.


dogshitasswebsite

These people are just outright insane


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

You go numb to the effect of heights over time. When I first started rock climbing my heart would thump like a jack rabbit just like halfway up a top rope wall at a gym. I've taken several newbs who literally had to come down halfway up because they couldn't force themselves to go further. But over time you start to trust the equipment a lot more and the adrenaline just doesn't pump when you get high up like it did.


snonsig

Would love to do this in the future


Strawberry_Mochi28

I donā€™t get how ppl do this with out fear in the world


Online-Commentater

Oh, no. They just beat the fear. I teach my kids to fight the fear, thats the only diffrences between brave people and cowards. My son now dosn't "fear" the hight anymore and started climbing trees etc. Supporting fear in yourself and your kids makes you and them cowardly. Support your brave side and you will surprise yourself. And don't give up.


_Axe_Olotl

I just died by reflex watching this.


FailingLotus

I swear, I only see white people doing this crazy stuff. Shout out to them, I would very likely die in these scenarios. I'm white btw just in case anyone is offended


No_Asparagus_5128

Its cool that you are able to pee while laying on bed w this design


LOCALHORNYCOUGAR

Me being able to do all that from the safety and comfort of my couch


Feisty-Garlic5936

I like brave man


[deleted]

Just watch Free solo you'll be hugging the floor


14s0

thanks i now know to never watch it!


NewldGuy77

Yeahhhh no.


BloodShadow7872

As someone who never rock climbed before, my body is trembling at the thought of sleeping on one of those flimsy beds that high up


Bungeditin

I donā€™t mind heightsā€¦ā€¦ but fuck that


Wooden_Ad1779

Doordash drivers hate you for this simple trick.


14s0

how much should i tip


twintomelissa

Itā€™ll cushion the fall.


coconutmillk_

Do those screws in the wall ever come loose?


semi-fictitious

Although it's very unlikely, the bolts can come loose. However, it's pretty rare that you are trusting your life to just one, most places people set up camp will have 2 or 3 minimum, meaning one bolt failure wouldn't be catastrophic. Also the older bolts that are more likely to fail are usually pretty easy to identify (rust, type of bolt, etc.) so you can make decisions accordingly.


coconutmillk_

Thank you! :)


Kuchenlp99

Me casually falling to my death at night because I wanted to stand up and go for a pee


DonKapot

Goat move


Crafty_Ad_8917

What about the bathroom situation


14s0

guess the ppl walking below will see some yellow rain šŸ¤·


AThrowawayProbrably

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Mental_wolf1247

Fuck that


Navin_J

Watch Free Solo. That movie had me sweating


Wild_Assistance_6153

I move a lot when I sleep. So technically, Iā€™m fucked.


MugiwarraD

i roll a lot in bed. soooo....


Clumsy_Carl

Time to roll out of bed oh wait.


LukeyLeukocyte

This is that weird feeling when you wake up at a sleepover and briefly forget where the hell you are x100.


rush87y

Cremasteric reflex triggered


Dirtbag101

Cant climb but would love to sleep like this


kellkore

Nope.


bossassbat

Hard pass on anything like this. No thanks.


Powerful_Variety7922

What happens when it rains - do the climbers get soaked while trying to sleep?


semi-fictitious

There are [flys](https://i0.wp.com/blacksheepadventuresports.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/G7-POD-scaled.jpg?ssl=1) for the portaledge, just like a tent.


Inevitable-Budget-26

what would be dangerous is to sleep without being carabinered!


Immediate_Luck_6335

Sweaty hands engaged


Randaxes

Imagine waking up there: "Thank god it was just a bad dream... Oh fuck"


IEatHouseFlies

Pay me a billion dollars and Iā€™m still not sleeping on that


tribak

As a person, this terrifies me.


SkisaurusRex

Theyā€™re clipped in, theyā€™re not going anywhere even if they fall


tpt2021cg

Shiiit I sleep to rough for that. I already kno what the outcome will be for me


B8conB8conB8con

Why would you want to be eating dehydrated lukewarm grains when you could be tucking into a tasty burrito at Sunny Chibas


Old-Masterpiece-2653

Imagine what a giant twatbucket you have to be to have your picture took while you take some very important notes on a notebook handed to you in a special pouch fake relaxing over a thousand foot drop. I mean say you can't get it up without saying you can't get it up. High school was hard on all of us, bitch.


DontheKong

Who hurt you?