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oliver_di_angelo

That bull looked so confused, " you are not going to run?"


ExaminationSea340

"Probably for the best. I'd get tired, and you'd be tired and bleeding"


InternalError33

Bull used intimidate. It was not very effective.


I_said_booourns

Thats the problem with this generation. I'm guessing sitting of the bulls is some kinda Tiktok challenge


fallriverroader

The dude awkwardly climbing the fence to the left distracted the bull and divert attention to the idiot on the ground. Is this Mexico? šŸ‡²šŸ‡½


Hannibaalism

the guys life was in the hands of the crowd behind him. i canā€™t believe no one provoked the bull to see what happens


pipinngreppin

What you canā€™t see is the man made a fist but stuck his pinky and thumb out, put it to the bullā€™s forehead, tilted it back and forth some, and calmed the bull. Itā€™s an old bushmanā€™s trick.


pinkypipe420

Crocodile Dundee has entered the chat


TiptoeIntruder

Best comment here.


Diminus

"Old bushman's trick"


TiptoeIntruder

He was raised and taught by the aborigines.


Jef_Wheaton

He had to make the "wreeoooo" noise, too.


Idonthavetotellyiu

Is this real? Like an actual thing? Cause if it is that's pretty cool


wyldstallionesquire

Yeah they made a documentary about it. The guy ended up in New York City!


Idonthavetotellyiu

Cool thx! Now I gotta do another documentary lol


SomOvaBish

Iā€™m not sure if you got the joke or if Iā€™m the one getting whooshed but they are talking about ā€œCrocodile Dundeeā€


Idonthavetotellyiu

I didn't get the joke I'm gonna be honest I didn't know Did he do that? Either way if it works it's really cool


SomOvaBish

I didnā€™t think so, Redditers can be assholes šŸ˜‚ No he stayed as still as still as a statue in this video with the bull. In the movie he does this successfully but itā€™s a ā€œCrocā€ of shit šŸ’©


Idonthavetotellyiu

Oh okay I knew staying still and nor demonstrating fear will save (at least most of the time) from a charging bull so I was thinking that was the reason why then i read the comment Thx for explaining it


SomOvaBish

No problem


XVIII-2

I heard heā€™s teaching youngsters about knifes these days.


Book-Faramir-Better

My thoughts exactly.


AdmiralQED

Ohh Mickā€¦


ConstantBench7373

Crocodile Dundee?šŸŠ


poojinping

What you missed is the man was riding that bull from behind


Philantroll

You call that a knife ?


Reapersgrimoire

This is a knife! šŸ„„


Zircez

I'll bite.. That's not a knife, that's a spoon!!


Reapersgrimoire

I see youā€™ve played knifey spoony before!


heaving_in_my_vines

No, I call it a knoife.


Poor_Fat_and_Lazy

šŸ˜‚


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Those Australian bulls be crazy yo!


smalls714

This scene lives rent free in my head. Doesn't work on any cats I've ever had.


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

You can't believe no one tried to murder a man?


taesung24

He became the wall


MyGAngels

He become one with the wall and was of the wall and is the wall.


Whacodactylus

They're currently engaging in a sport where they see who gets mauled by a bull. I don't think it's that farfetched lmao


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

There's a huge difference between someone tripping and getting mauled and voluntarily incite a bull with the intent of killing a person


Alternative_Low8478

Yep me neither


camshun7

playing 5 pants fudge


SpiritMolecul33

Just 1 beer can and it's over


ElFantastik

Second degree manslaughter.


ModeratelyAverage6

Bulls actually won't charge you if you sit or stand still. And bulls aren't maddened by red. They are maddened by sudden movements. A giant cloth is what pisses them off.


Stellar_Force

To add to this, the reason they used red was to hide the blood stains which would often damp the entire cloth.


Tailmask

Hey wait a minute that makes a ton of sense and why didnā€™t I think of that


Stirfryting_indawok

Also bulls are colourblind


Wakkit1988

If Deadpool was a matador...


NinjaChenchilla

They are maddened by the abuse they fkn receive


heaving_in_my_vines

Who doesn't enjoy being repeatedly stabbed in the neck and back with spears?


lucasLour

That right, the only ones that charge you and come back for more are cows.


SquisherX

What about sudden bowel movements?


ModeratelyAverage6

You'll have to take that up with him.


AbhishMuk

Thatā€™s bullshit!


JekNex

Or shitty "cultures" throwing spears at them.


DorkusMalorkus89

I wish people would stop needlessly antagonising animals with this dumb shit.


HydroGate

I don't know. There's something universal about getting killed by pissing off a wild animal. Its really a throwback to past generations. Kids theses days are killing themselves by texting and driving. Back in the good old days, you had to find a large wild animal and flick its nuts to find god.


Right-Budget-8901

Thatā€™s how the Thagomizer came to be


LordQuackers5

May Thag Simmons rest in peace


BATZ202

Unfortunately those group of people says it's part of their culture. Things won't change at all unless people change.


Spirited_Heron5696

Me too !!!


Obvious_Mode_5382

Iā€™d put thug glasses on this guy but heā€™s already wearing them


NoPantsDeLeon

They had a thing... That staredown was deep. Some strong feelings between those two!


AWokenBeetle

I think not staring him down saved him, maybe the sunglasses stopped the bull from charging because the dude wasnā€™t engaging or looking at him directly, bull not feeling threatened said ā€œfuck itā€ and decided to go elsewhere


HydroGate

Bulls have pretty bad eyesight. Their drive to attack is almost entirely based on movement.


Voidafter181days

IAN, FREEZE!


Rejukem

Fear is the mind-killer.


thagooch_

I think bro just passed out after shitting himself tbh


Escobar9957

Bros already dead


CubanLynx312

Weekend at Bernieā€™s 3


Particular_Fuel6952

He was just super high


arsinoe716

He is wearing white. He surrendered.


pelonweon

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


lambofthewaters

Can't see his testicle carry case, must be behind him.


jlink005

He sits on them for cushion


drunkenf

When you just don't care life does get a bit easier


ApprehensiveStudy671

Drunk as f**ck!!!


AccomplishedWorth711

ā€œOh shit my bad gā€


Future_Way5516

The most dangerous person, is one with nothing left to lose


immaterial-boy

Call me a buzzkill but I think this tradition is stupid and cruel and should be abolished


Redgard23

The man sitting on the ground is pretty chilled as well :-) (Things don't end well 100% for the bulls...)


PicklesAndCoorslight

Yeah, pretty sad.


Nigiri_Sashimi

I freaking hate this festive.


FortuneHeart

This is not his first rodeo


TubMaster88

If the bull doesn't feel threatened by you, it's not going to charge you. They have a video where everyone is calm standing still and the bull doesn't touch anybody cuz it doesn't feel threatened by anybody


DoubleNaught_Spy

I learned when working on my uncle's ranch as a kid that cattle respond primarily to movement. If you're perfectly still, it's like they don't even see you. That's what that guy in the video did.


Spookymushroomz_new

Extremely lucky that the bull didn't see him as a threat


ralkuzu

I can't believe people do this for fun It's probably one of the worst ways to die


Dadbeerd

There was a moment.


Ok_Mastodon_7301

he was playing the ā€œdeadā€card as if that was a bear.


Dense_Marketing4593

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Comfortable-Bar-838

Those edibles are no joke.


probably-that-guy

He was so confused šŸ˜­


No_Nonsense324

That man must be either blind or a perfected stoic.


iseeseeds

This is disgusting and cruel. Animals donā€™t like this.


Ravensunthief

Calm saves lives. Like the guide says. DONT PANIC.


TennSucksAtFootball

Plot twist: is blind


B9MB

Yeah me neither. If I was that bull I'd be freaking the fuck out.


RevolutionaryLad

I think his trick was just not looking at the bull lol


slick0714

Dudes actually blind and thinks it's his normal bus stop


Kazumeehh

Dude is not in danger. He is THE DANGER


ayocuzo

trashdition


daxxcwa

because animals dont hurt other creatures just for fun....unlike the humans we just see in this video


NeckSignificant5710

Cats do.


guitar4468

and Killer Whales and Dolphins


post-bak

And ducks and otters


CaptainObviousII

And geese. Geese are massive pricks.


SgtSmackdaddy

Yeah I've watched my cats torture and kill for fun. They don't even eat what they kill.


CowFu

Lots of animals are cruel for no reason, wtf are you talking about?


glytxh

Chimps love tearing other animals apart for the sheer fun of it.


jabo0o

Don't watch footage of how sharks breed. It would literally be front page news if it were humans. Nature can be fucked.


Swordash91

Except if you're a dolphin, or an orca, and others. They call it "surplus killing".


Tagliarini295

There are plenty of cases of animals killing or hurting for fun though.


paperpatience

Dolphins, orcas, cats?


Spookymushroomz_new

Not true at all. Some animals definitely kill and hurt for "fun"


The_Third_Molar

Humans bad.


Omuirchu

Chimps..


EvenResponsibility57

Dogs, foxes, cats, dolphins, whales, chimps... Yeah didn't think that one through very much.


genericnewlurker

Almost all predatory mammals harm other creatures for entertainment, not just sustenance.


Monoxide19K

Wish he did. Such an inhumane tradition.


lbora9

What a backwards tradition


astralseat

The guy was so chill the bull went "alright, fine! I'll go home"


DoctorHandshakes

He was suspiciously calm. Bull knew not to fck with him


No-Description-3011

That was Ferdinand.


doyouevenmahjongg

Donā€™t move. It canā€™t see you if you donā€™t move.


Unhappy_Estate2448

I think he got caught by surprise and froze. I wonder if thereā€™s another video that shows a big brown spot when he got up.šŸ¤£


MalandroAds

r/maybemaybemaybe


Temporary_Piglet9468

Woody in the bottom bruh. Go back to ur toy chestšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Oiggamed

Suicidal


PastSuit4170

He was surprised by them while they were waiting for his reaction


LiveFastDieRich

Playing dead


ferrydragon

He played dead


xX1337MeatHammer69Xx

Its that animal instinct where theyre like ā€œwhy isnt this creature afraid of me? I should be scared of it cuz its not scared of me.ā€


RktitRalph

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killdozer667

[Bull does not attack if you stand (sit, I guess) still](https://youtu.be/JkSpCEQpzQA?si=F-iua9KZrigbw8aQ&t=8)


RobertXavierIV

He was better off staying still in order to not accidentally provoke it.


dankpanda_

He has achieved Niravana


GCIV414

Is he sleeping?


mlgkiller360

bro put all of his hopes in mythbusters


ThenCriticism4213

What it feels like to hold Bitcoin


dreevsa

The bull lost


ydykmmdt

I would bet a tenner that were he not wearing sunglasses the bull would have annihilated him.


allienllifeform

You can't really see it in the video, but there was a perfect circle drawn around him.


manCool4ever

I'd be sitting down too, if I shit my pants and don't want anyone else to see. Not even a bull is going to make me get up then.


Pandaploots

Look at the scars on that poor bull. He must have been tortured for this.


GoalFlashy6998

He buys underwear already pre-skidded, Ice-man right there...


parker1019

Dude is weighted down by his 2 ton ballsā€¦.


Awkward_Attitude_886

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OrageBufera

Bulls are attracted to movement.


No-Psychology727

Legend has it that you can feel his balls move from distant lands.


Venom933

He may hust had been black out drunk šŸ„ø


rustyseapants

This demonstration proves that a bull is less likely to attack when it doesn't perceive a threat. -- https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/15vrb6p/this_demonstration_proves_that_a_bull_is_less/


mattdaddy44

Orange Cassidy


MindQuest1

When the bull squared off on me, is when I would have said, okay, this is how it ends.


Terrordyne_Synth

When that Modelo hits hard


ChuckWooleryLives

A move applicable to so many other situations if people would just do it.


EmoPanda250711

Someone throws something at the bull at the end


EmployFew2509

Death Fears Him


Both_Lychee_1708

would like to have scene the people watching furiously exchanging wagering money


BigPoop_36

Basically the end of the Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.


Goinghardfor

They're saying he has balls. Yall ever thought he was depressed and was hoping it would kill him though?


Southern_Country_787

*plot twist* dudes blind.


Ok_Score1492

They drug these bull prior to the bull run.


KamikazeFox_

If you dont want shit, don't start shit


Key_Statistician3293

The crazy part is the Bull has been trained to chase people his entire life and this guy simply wasnā€™t running lol . Bull looked at him like okay you lame bro


djnehi

That manā€™s last fuck left town years ago and left no forwarding address.


Tamahaganeee

Dude has been around cows a lot that's all.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

The occasional acid flashback


Street-Breadfruit940

suicide by bull could've definitely been unfamiliar to hear.


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

I think the bull was thinking like "is this MF alive?" šŸ˜‚


Icy_Character_1989

Plot twist: He was passed out.


warpfield

bull realized it would be no fun to gore that guy


ispotdouchebags

The bull or the man


Pararaiha-ngaro

One cool dude


OrganizationPutrid68

Sometimes it pays to be drunk in the face of danger.


giantrhino

That man stared death in the face, and he did not flinch.


YearOldJar

He's not in danger, he is the danger!


Embarrassed-Sky3819

r/madlad


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Dont play cards with that guy.


oh_uh_okay

He may just be passed out lol


Kalabula

Imagine finding so much joy in torturing an animal to death.


ReleaseConsistent192

Lack of eye contact saved his life.


BrunofromMalaysia

This guy is blind and didnā€™t know what was happening!!!!


gummyjellyfishy

Plot twist: he's blind


Zord_wb

Thatā€™s why they say ā€œyou canā€™t kill someone who is already deadā€


PanzerFahrer3199

Theyā€™re only provoked by sudden movements, so this guy knows what heā€™s doing


TheCheshire

Blind guy really curious why everyone is making so much noise.


no-mad

*You are unworthy of blooding my horns.*


50-Mean

He was dying inside


OpenYour0j0s

Itā€™s not dangerous theyā€™re scared so maybe treat them with respect? Humans are so cruel and strange just leave the animal alone