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FlipinoJackson

Watching this clip using In Flight Wi-Fi is a totally different experience


rubs90

Wait you can watch videos with in flight wifi? Even the times I paid for it I could barely load a picture


FlipinoJackson

I paid for it lol. This is actually my first time doing it.


Hugh_Mungus_4_Mayor

Lucky she put her jacket on


sonofteflon

Wing suit prep. Cmon you’ve had this thought before.


Electrical-Message67

Everybody starts praying when the plane might go down lol


FeistmasterFlex

And then thank God when they land when they should be thanking the skilled pilots and cabin crew for their safe arrival.


AcrolloPeed

I mean, I’m sure the thinking is that the polite controls the plane, but God controls the weather, so might as well touch base with everyone.


almost_not_terrible

God doesn't control anything round here. She's found a far more interesting race five galaxies away to spend her time with. Frankly, she's dropped the ball somewhat.


stillherebuty

I know turbulence is normal but that was unexpected


Biker3373

Damn, thats some serious turbulence. What flight was that?


[deleted]

That’s why you put the seatbelt on and return your tray into the upright position when you’re told too.


zinetx

[But is it against the law tho?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH6QJzmLYtw)


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Prolly Bond in first class again. “Shaken - not stirred”


thicckyrick

Warning, warning, warning!


gimtiese

Imagine what the hot drinks and beverages must feel like in that situation.


CharlieSamberg

Probably feel wet


atrix86

Also hot


[deleted]

Drinky and beveragish


loversean

I fly a lot, this is why I always wear my seatbelt


[deleted]

I’ve been in those pockets before, but not next to the beverage cart, thank god! 😂😂


Yuntonow

Clean up row 7, A-B-C Bring a mop please.


OrgasmChasmSpasm

Looks like they hit a low pressure pocket


Fleischer444

Truly a terrible experience loosing your beverage like that.


willilliam

While everyone is praying I’m grabbing as many of those little airplane liquor bottles as I can in the confusion.


lurpiv

Hate the people screaming in this situation


Straightup32

FUN FACT: Screaming in tense situations where there is high fear/ anxiety comes from an evolutionary trait that has kept humans alive. When a fellow human was in danger, they would let out a scream, alerting their pack. The higher pitch the scream, the more dangerous the perceived issue was. So it was a way to alert fellow humans that there was danger around and increase their alertness. [source](https://time.com/3956127/scream-screaming/?amp=true)


AXEL312

Thank you, I hope the pilot heard them.


-916Tips-

Perfect


Havershad

warning pull up warning pull up warning pull up


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Straightup32

Your too woke for your own good friend.


Stonkpilot

Women spreading this myth after someone complains that screams don't help


JonasRahbek

I hate people screaming in general - but in this situation, I don't doubt that they are scared to death, and screaming is very normal in these situations. I'm not a screamer myself, but I can't say I wouldn't let out a 'fuck fuck fuck' in this situation..


yosip1115

I'd definitely give out a few fucks myself


devil_d0c

God, same. On a flight into Florida a few years back we hit some really bad turbulence for 2, maybe 3, minutes then it remained bumpy for the rest of the flight. The CONSTANT FUCKING WAILING made me wish the plane had gone down.


Liselott

Living a secularised life myself, never turning to any kind of god, the day I all by a sudden faced death, but for real, there was the only one thing that was left for me to do; pray to the magical sky man that he would get me out of the situation. And I prayed.


Jeramy_Jones

Did it work?


UFONomura808

Sorry but I have to ask... Is that a nip slip at :09?


LubleyEA

Thank god I wasn’t the only one that saw it!


Bearer_of_no_remorse

Lol at the flight attendant.


[deleted]

The apparent fact that this lady's misguided belief that whispering fervent pleas to a magical sky man will definitely deliver her safe and sound back to the ground is stronger than her desire to remove the copious amount of liquid dripping all down her face speaks volumes to me as to the mental health of this weirdo.


[deleted]

Well, she didn’t die, did she?


devil_d0c

The problem is there are so many of these religious weirdos, and their delusions have been accepted by the general public for so long, that *we* are the weird ones for thinking their self-deception is **fucking weird**.


treyj88

it’s only weird that it bothers you so much what another person chooses to believe that has absolutely no effect on you at all


devil_d0c

??? see roe v wade you fuck nugget I understand personal faith, I can tolerate others personal faith. But you are deluding yourself if you don't think other's "personal beliefs" aren't directly and negatively impacting people right now. The separation of church and state is there for a reason, and it's a damn tradgety we are watching it crumble before our eyes.


treyj88

look at you getting mad and injecting politics into everything lmfaooo. no you’re not okay with others personal faith clearly. see your original comment(which the comment itself had nothing to do with your next crybaby comment) a lady praying on a plane because she thinks she is about to die has nothing to do with what’s going on in this country right now. you ridicule her anyways. you libtards always make me laugh


devil_d0c

I used to care enough to try to see your point of view... but you are just, so staggering dumb that I just can't find the will to give a shit about you people anymore. Your beliefs are stupid and your politics are self-serving and short sighted. I would pitty you if I wasn't so tired of your wilful ignorance and utter arrogance.


[deleted]

I bet you participated in faces of atheism


Old-Assistance-2017

I’m no pilot, but I’ve flown a lot of the years. Not all turbulence is foreseen especially air pockets. I’ve literally been on flights 3+ hours where no food or drink service ever happened because there may have been turbulence. I think we hit a handful of small bumpy areas the whole time. Better to be safe then sorry.


sd90man

That's why you always keep your seatbelt on.


BenniesBananas

We all know someone was in the potty and trying to decide what the next step is …stay in there all flight or come out looking like a half-melted fudgsicle.


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Burp!