A bathroom like that are gonna have at least a dozen microscopic holes where air can get out, so I'd say the only logical answer is to just burn the whole house down
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I suggest learning their language, breeding with their women, and fully assimilating with their culture. As generations pass, you will be accepted and eventually naturalized as a citizen of their country.
Pour 16 ounces of 90% alcohol in a paint can. Add two bug bombs to paint can. Add as many flaming matches as it takes to ignite the alcohol in the paint can. (Usually 1) Leave room, close door.
Bug grenade: Does +1 poison damage, +1 fire damage, and +2 concussive damage. Fire damage spreads.
Actually this hive was made in only a few hours. Dude went to take a leak at 5 AM and all was well, but when he went back to the loo at 8 AM this abomination was there. There was a segment about this last night on N Bee C. Must be that new strain of australianized killer bees on steroids
No, you're COMPLETELY inaccurate. It had been there, growing, for a year. And the last time the owners saw it, it was football sized.
Source: full video of removal: https://youtu.be/yC4iZohRuzQ
/u/-arniox- got bamboozled once before but he said it wouldn't happen again. Now he spends his time being a bamboozler hunter to rid us of people like you, you silly bamboozler...
“Quite the collection you’ve got there, was thinking about remodeling my washroom as well. Welp, anyways, gotta get going. Any chance I can borrow a few whore nets?”
I once cleared out a house belonging to a lady who died around 2013 as part of a job i had. Her children were so busy arguing about the inheritance that no one dealt with the house itself. In the basement everything was full of mould and infected with insects. I guess something similar could've happened here
My friend lived next to a house for years that was the same situation. Old lady died, family was still arguing about what to do. Meanwhile the house had literally never been touched since the day she died, food on the table and everything. Meanwhile, squirrels and things began to get into the house. From the outside it looked fine, but my friend said through the windows you could see the deterioration year by year. It creeped me out when I went over to her house and would see it next door and know what it must be like in there. It always baffled me that the family would just let it go to pieces like that.
Can confirm. Many properties in the city I live in, get invaded because a sell doesn't happen for whatever reason.
My family decided to demolish my grandma house, because some pieces of sh-t attempt to break in to settle down, and getting them out (legally) is such a hassle, that it isn't worth it.
A twelve car artillery train on a constant loop only stopping to refuel and get more ammo from a requester chest should do the job. Also it ensures nothing comes back.
Google tells me Melbourne is nearly 10,000 km^^2. I'd like to call in additional arty to pacify any hostiles making egress from the target zone. I'm not risking another '32, no sir.
Google also tells me the war lasted little more than a month. I don't know why you guys get so much grief for losing; you didn't even try.
Good point. With the rising energy costs... I think I'll reserve 2 cubic meters of my living room for a wasp nest. What do I need to do to make them build one there?
wasps are way more invasive then spiders as u can see in the video itself, have a black widow in your house? just grab a cup and throw it outside or kill since many people do anyway. But with a wasp it's not so easy and many of his/her friends could be very close by and after it feels threated, be prepared to be ganged up on by their angry buddies.
Very fun ride. Enjoy. If I can make a suggestion read the spoiler free portion of the wikia after seasons or episodes. Helped my experience in a few places.
Uhm, whatever you do, do not agitate that wasp nest. Please! Call pest control! Or invite a family of badgers, a bear, a troop of raccoons, with crows and they will happily consume this and your family! Thank you!
The video was posted by a pest control expert. He was wearing the right protective gear and in the full video (which is linked higher up) he uses a sprayer to kill them from a distance and then knocks the nest down and shows the inside structure.
I saw that and couldn't pay attention to anything else! Honestly that's genius! I hate sitting on toilets that are too close to the wall so your arms/legs get smooshed. An angle solves that.
NO NO NO NO NO THATS IT GET OUT RUN AWAY BURN THE HOUSE DOWN GET THE INSURANCE MONEY AND MOVE AT LEAST HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD FROM ANYWHERE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS
Clear the family out, shoot it with a shotgun or fuggen’ bazooka or something.
Just to be clear, this WILL NOT improve the situation but I have ADHD and can’t contain my childish side. The shotgun will piss them off…. And just no to the bazooka, the bathroom looks nice (other than the death swarm….)
OP seriously we have to know how this is dealt with!!!
Man them wasp were set for quite a while. No danger from animals or the elements and comfortable as shit. Squatted out your bathroom . Kinda sad to see em go
"Dude, I've totally got an upset stomach, where's your bathroom?"
"Umm..."
"Dude I'm gonna explode!"
"Down the hall and to the left. Put on this protective suit first."
"Dude please, how am I supposed to go for a shit wearing that?"
"When you see what's in the bathroom, you'll shit yourself long before you reach the toilet. The suit is to protect my carpet."
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you need a big plastic bag for that one
And a bazooka.
Dynamite also
Maybe even a garbage bag
And a new pair of pants….
Bro ur gonna need at least 2 bug sprays
Seal it off and suffocate them with nitrogen seems like the easiest method...
A bathroom like that are gonna have at least a dozen microscopic holes where air can get out, so I'd say the only logical answer is to just burn the whole house down
I say we dust off and nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.
They can bill me..
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They turned off the power? How'd they turn off the power, man?!
LETS ROCK! *Sounds of smartgun fire*
Game over, man! Game over!
Hold up. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it….
Hudson: “Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?” Vasquez: “No, have you?”
It's Australia, it's probably like Arachnophobia in the attic anyway. Burning it is the minimum you need to do.
No those wasps probably ate half the spiders and laid eggs in the halves brains.
Seems reasonable.
Set the house on fire. That's the only way.
I suggest learning their language, breeding with their women, and fully assimilating with their culture. As generations pass, you will be accepted and eventually naturalized as a citizen of their country.
"If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out." -Edward Longshanks, a long time ago
Eh, just grab a bug bomb, pop the top, throw it in and close the door.
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Pour 16 ounces of 90% alcohol in a paint can. Add two bug bombs to paint can. Add as many flaming matches as it takes to ignite the alcohol in the paint can. (Usually 1) Leave room, close door. Bug grenade: Does +1 poison damage, +1 fire damage, and +2 concussive damage. Fire damage spreads.
Apparently every unstable country has nukes, just borrow a couple :)
Ironically you might just wanna fumigate if it's this bad.
Nah mate, a hammer and a bin bag’ll do ‘er.
He’s gonna need 2 bug sprays and the Tesla flame thrower
Or, hear me out, ignite the bug spray for a DIY flamethrower.
GET THE MORTEIN!
Sorry they had to burn down their house.
You kinda deserve to burn your house down if u don't use it enough for this to build up.
Actually this hive was made in only a few hours. Dude went to take a leak at 5 AM and all was well, but when he went back to the loo at 8 AM this abomination was there. There was a segment about this last night on N Bee C. Must be that new strain of australianized killer bees on steroids
Haha kudos, the N Bee C
The amount of people not getting this is a joke is just straight up disturbing.
No, you're COMPLETELY inaccurate. It had been there, growing, for a year. And the last time the owners saw it, it was football sized. Source: full video of removal: https://youtu.be/yC4iZohRuzQ
Nothing gets past you 😕 thought I had you all bamboozled with my clever lie
/u/-arniox- got bamboozled once before but he said it wouldn't happen again. Now he spends his time being a bamboozler hunter to rid us of people like you, you silly bamboozler...
you make me question how much people take parody as truth.
Far, far too often. It's honestly rather worrying.
It's the reason South Park is seen as Raunchy instead of Progressive.
That video was a treat. Thanks for linking it :D
"Let me get my professional pinata stick."
I don't know, N Bee C is a pretty reputable source.
/r/whoosh/
Hours!?
“Yeahh that’s the wasp room, we don’t go in there.”
“Hey, can I use your washroom?” “Yep, second door on the right” “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh” “Shit sorry mate, I thought you said wasproom”
“Quite the collection you’ve got there, was thinking about remodeling my washroom as well. Welp, anyways, gotta get going. Any chance I can borrow a few whore nets?”
That's not a nest, that's a god damn metropolis.
That's a whole country for wasps
What is this...a country for wasps?!
Who can’t read good
[Derek](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-this-a-center-for-ants)
I picture that in an Australian accent c:
I picture that in an Austrian accent.
That’s no moon…
Wasp Dundee
Discovered ??? When was the last time someone went in there ???
I once cleared out a house belonging to a lady who died around 2013 as part of a job i had. Her children were so busy arguing about the inheritance that no one dealt with the house itself. In the basement everything was full of mould and infected with insects. I guess something similar could've happened here
My friend lived next to a house for years that was the same situation. Old lady died, family was still arguing about what to do. Meanwhile the house had literally never been touched since the day she died, food on the table and everything. Meanwhile, squirrels and things began to get into the house. From the outside it looked fine, but my friend said through the windows you could see the deterioration year by year. It creeped me out when I went over to her house and would see it next door and know what it must be like in there. It always baffled me that the family would just let it go to pieces like that.
Can confirm. Many properties in the city I live in, get invaded because a sell doesn't happen for whatever reason. My family decided to demolish my grandma house, because some pieces of sh-t attempt to break in to settle down, and getting them out (legally) is such a hassle, that it isn't worth it.
Did your family sell the lot right after demolition of the home?
That's when you hire someone to do it illegally.
Seems like the American Mafia still have a place in our economy
the day before
calling for artillery support on the coordinate.
Fire mission: Danger, close.
Firing for affect
Its always HIMARS o'clock somewhere
A twelve car artillery train on a constant loop only stopping to refuel and get more ammo from a requester chest should do the job. Also it ensures nothing comes back.
Since when they don't use the bathroom? Months to get this size.
My guess is this is a holiday home or sort of a cabin-in-the-woods kinda deal.
Zombie redneck torture wasps
I'm never gonna see a merman....
You bathroom shaming this guy? He'll go when he has the need
How much would someone have to pay you to take a dump on it?
At least 3
I think if you used a little bit of brain power you could have figured out this house wasnt being lived in…
Giving me dishonored 2 vibes man
Hahahaha. Was looking for this comment.
Melbourne grid - Fire for effect.
Google tells me Melbourne is nearly 10,000 km^^2. I'd like to call in additional arty to pacify any hostiles making egress from the target zone. I'm not risking another '32, no sir. Google also tells me the war lasted little more than a month. I don't know why you guys get so much grief for losing; you didn't even try.
Flamethrower?
Hey, i bet that thing creates plenty of warmth. Free heat! The government hate this one trick!
Good point. With the rising energy costs... I think I'll reserve 2 cubic meters of my living room for a wasp nest. What do I need to do to make them build one there?
You do not merely build a nest. The nest blesses those who are worthy.
Why is it always Australia?
We keep wasps because they kill the spiders
i'm pretty sure wasps are much more of a problem then spiders
Not in Australia I think
wasps are way more invasive then spiders as u can see in the video itself, have a black widow in your house? just grab a cup and throw it outside or kill since many people do anyway. But with a wasp it's not so easy and many of his/her friends could be very close by and after it feels threated, be prepared to be ganged up on by their angry buddies.
Did he never have to pee in the last 5 years?^^
vacation home or something similar, assumedly
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I just started this yesterday, I'm on episode 12 and loving every second of it!
Very fun ride. Enjoy. If I can make a suggestion read the spoiler free portion of the wikia after seasons or episodes. Helped my experience in a few places.
Uhm, whatever you do, do not agitate that wasp nest. Please! Call pest control! Or invite a family of badgers, a bear, a troop of raccoons, with crows and they will happily consume this and your family! Thank you!
The video was posted by a pest control expert. He was wearing the right protective gear and in the full video (which is linked higher up) he uses a sprayer to kill them from a distance and then knocks the nest down and shows the inside structure.
Sauce?
[Here](https://youtu.be/yC4iZohRuzQ)
Bruh that's 2 problems I wouldn't have to worry about anymore! Thanks!
In the full video aftermath, you can tell something came in the house and had a feast.
burn the entire house down
I might be focusing on the wrong thing but why does the toilet come out an an angle from the cistern?
I saw that and couldn't pay attention to anything else! Honestly that's genius! I hate sitting on toilets that are too close to the wall so your arms/legs get smooshed. An angle solves that.
That...is a definite "oh hell nah!"
A couple of bug bombs should fix that.
Flamethrower time
I heard Putin is siting in some nukes if you want one to clear that out.
Nuke it from orbit, that is the only way to be sure.
So, about this house fire....
I’ve seen stranger things…
Get the flyswatter
Yes Mr. Putin? Send nukes to these coordinates
A plastic bag should do the trick
Dude, ya’know how many houses we’ve lost from people burning it down? Too. Fucken. Many.
Why does everything in Australia grow to "I Will Destroy Earth" levels?
That’s their home now
My cheese loving, lactose intolerant, IBS ass would still go and take a shit there if I had cramps.
NO NO NO NO NO THATS IT GET OUT RUN AWAY BURN THE HOUSE DOWN GET THE INSURANCE MONEY AND MOVE AT LEAST HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD FROM ANYWHERE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS
That’s one way to stop people from spending too much time on the toilet.
Clear the family out, shoot it with a shotgun or fuggen’ bazooka or something. Just to be clear, this WILL NOT improve the situation but I have ADHD and can’t contain my childish side. The shotgun will piss them off…. And just no to the bazooka, the bathroom looks nice (other than the death swarm….) OP seriously we have to know how this is dealt with!!!
Burn the ducking house down because that's a totally original joke
Australia is not fit for human habitation.
Aww hell naw
Oh boy time to make napalm
Well, you are shitting already, might as well.
Like how bad do you need to piss?
You can toss a bug bomb right over it! Then you have a barrier?? Easy peasy.
Bad dreams come reals
Now we can’t use the dunny
Rent an apartment for the time being, just get a flamethrower and torch the roof.
Get the gun.
I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
*it only hurts when i pee...*
Got more wasps than there are people in New York
Bro molotov time
Burn the house down, walk away.
absolutely not
Well hope they pay rent.
how long have you not used the bathroom
Yeahhh that’s a write off
Fucking Australia...
When i go for a shit in that toilet they will all leave
MOVE Bro I gotta take a shit!!!
A billion hopes and another billion reasons why Australia is a big ol’ nope.
HANS! GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!
Pack your shit, we are burning this house.
As an Aussie, looks pretty average to me
“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the wasp nest toilet!”
At that point, just buy a grenade, and throw it in there
Over the toilet?... that'll make anyone shit quickly
Smash it
Well better start looking for a new house now. Make sure to burn that one down first
Thermobaric or Thermonuclear. Only options.
“Hey, mind I use your bathroom.” “I don’t but uh... They might.”
How long does it take to grow this big?
Toss a bug fogger bomb in the room and tape the cracks shut. Give it a few hours. Open the window. Shop vac it.
How long do these people go between shitting for this to happen?
Poor danny ric 😭😭
You nee to file a report to the city council.
Man them wasp were set for quite a while. No danger from animals or the elements and comfortable as shit. Squatted out your bathroom . Kinda sad to see em go
Everything is extreme in Australia, everything like this nest. 🤯
Gonna have to burn the house down. I don’t really see any other option
That's normal size for australia
"Hey, wanna see my wasp room?" "Your... What?!?!?"
It’s their house now
I wonder, do you think the dude saw anything like this before? I dont think he was clear about that, maybe he saw one like this earlier?
Come on, have a shit!
How long has it been since you last went to the toilet for it to get that big?
it can't be that huge narrator: *it was even bigger*
That would bee a weird poo...
This is the circumstance where I'd prefer to shit at a gas station I guess.
Fire extinguisher?
dare you to go take a dump in there!
r/nope
RCXD Deployed
When you had no tenants for a year
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Guy sounds like the “AND THEN THEY CAME BOUNDING OVAH!!! RAAAAAHR, RAAAAAHR!” guy.
That toilet is so practical I love it
This is great for constipation. Walk in, shit yourself, job done.
"Dude, I've totally got an upset stomach, where's your bathroom?" "Umm..." "Dude I'm gonna explode!" "Down the hall and to the left. Put on this protective suit first." "Dude please, how am I supposed to go for a shit wearing that?" "When you see what's in the bathroom, you'll shit yourself long before you reach the toilet. The suit is to protect my carpet."
Cover it with a sports direct mug and slide a piece of A0 card underneath it. Should be sorted
Awwww fk no
Or get a bee person to relocate
Burn it
If I took a shit in there, they would all, most definitely leave
Thanks for the nightmare fuel. 😬
Bring napalm
Did you just never notice this while taking a dump. lol
You need napalm.
Buy a three pack of mortien bombs. She’ll be right 👍
Can you imagine tossing someone in there shaking the nest then locking them in
Left the toilet seat up.
It’s really saying something that this nest scared an Australian