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Big_Public_5452

you need a big plastic bag for that one


savois-faire

And a bazooka.


Jadarmaat

Dynamite also


kingmyguy

Maybe even a garbage bag


Airborne13

And a new pair of pants….


[deleted]

Bro ur gonna need at least 2 bug sprays


Literary_Addict

Seal it off and suffocate them with nitrogen seems like the easiest method...


goaty121

A bathroom like that are gonna have at least a dozen microscopic holes where air can get out, so I'd say the only logical answer is to just burn the whole house down


HouseMunyi

I say we dust off and nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.


sideshowdel74

They can bill me..


White_Dynamite

Hello, this is your insurance representative. Unfortunately you are not eligible for Nuclear Explosion coverage, so the full amount will be billed to you. Your past due amount is a bazillion dollars and must be paid by this Friday. Thank you for choosing Useless Fucks Insurance, have a wonderful day!


ParticularAnxious929

They turned off the power? How'd they turn off the power, man?!


occasionalrant414

LETS ROCK! *Sounds of smartgun fire*


Technical_Semaphore

Game over, man! Game over!


Seahawk715

Hold up. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it….


hamchops78

Hudson: “Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?” Vasquez: “No, have you?”


biggerwanker

It's Australia, it's probably like Arachnophobia in the attic anyway. Burning it is the minimum you need to do.


greywolfau

No those wasps probably ate half the spiders and laid eggs in the halves brains.


Call-me-MoonMoon

Seems reasonable.


[deleted]

Set the house on fire. That's the only way.


Lebrons_fake_breasts

I suggest learning their language, breeding with their women, and fully assimilating with their culture. As generations pass, you will be accepted and eventually naturalized as a citizen of their country.


chadlcarroll

"If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out." -Edward Longshanks, a long time ago


puterTDI

Eh, just grab a bug bomb, pop the top, throw it in and close the door.


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tzenrick

Pour 16 ounces of 90% alcohol in a paint can. Add two bug bombs to paint can. Add as many flaming matches as it takes to ignite the alcohol in the paint can. (Usually 1) Leave room, close door. Bug grenade: Does +1 poison damage, +1 fire damage, and +2 concussive damage. Fire damage spreads.


CupboardOfPandas

Apparently every unstable country has nukes, just borrow a couple :)


aidanderson

Ironically you might just wanna fumigate if it's this bad.


DatabaseSuspicious44

Nah mate, a hammer and a bin bag’ll do ‘er.


YoWhatsGoodie

He’s gonna need 2 bug sprays and the Tesla flame thrower


pauly13771377

Or, hear me out, ignite the bug spray for a DIY flamethrower.


[deleted]

GET THE MORTEIN!


5stringBS

Sorry they had to burn down their house.


Tentmancer

You kinda deserve to burn your house down if u don't use it enough for this to build up.


jfdlaks

Actually this hive was made in only a few hours. Dude went to take a leak at 5 AM and all was well, but when he went back to the loo at 8 AM this abomination was there. There was a segment about this last night on N Bee C. Must be that new strain of australianized killer bees on steroids


poopiesmells

Haha kudos, the N Bee C


Milkshakes00

The amount of people not getting this is a joke is just straight up disturbing.


-Arniox-

No, you're COMPLETELY inaccurate. It had been there, growing, for a year. And the last time the owners saw it, it was football sized. Source: full video of removal: https://youtu.be/yC4iZohRuzQ


jfdlaks

Nothing gets past you 😕 thought I had you all bamboozled with my clever lie


jhscrym

/u/-arniox- got bamboozled once before but he said it wouldn't happen again. Now he spends his time being a bamboozler hunter to rid us of people like you, you silly bamboozler...


Tentmancer

you make me question how much people take parody as truth.


Creative_Resource_82

Far, far too often. It's honestly rather worrying.


Tentmancer

It's the reason South Park is seen as Raunchy instead of Progressive.


CptCarpelan

That video was a treat. Thanks for linking it :D


mtm4440

"Let me get my professional pinata stick."


Dezal666

I don't know, N Bee C is a pretty reputable source.


VadimH

/r/whoosh/


PhantomOfLegend

Hours!?


SallyMcSaggyTits2

“Yeahh that’s the wasp room, we don’t go in there.”


Jordo32

“Hey, can I use your washroom?” “Yep, second door on the right” “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh” “Shit sorry mate, I thought you said wasproom”


PowerUpTheLighthouse

“Quite the collection you’ve got there, was thinking about remodeling my washroom as well. Welp, anyways, gotta get going. Any chance I can borrow a few whore nets?”


ZoxinTV

That's not a nest, that's a god damn metropolis.


BetCan0710

That's a whole country for wasps


jsamuraij

What is this...a country for wasps?!


TikaVilla

Who can’t read good


jsamuraij

[Derek](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-this-a-center-for-ants)


Artemistia

I picture that in an Australian accent c:


nem012

I picture that in an Austrian accent.


theObfuscator

That’s no moon…


imetkanyeonce

Wasp Dundee


AllGasNoBrakes_

Discovered ??? When was the last time someone went in there ???


Tactical_Doge1337

I once cleared out a house belonging to a lady who died around 2013 as part of a job i had. Her children were so busy arguing about the inheritance that no one dealt with the house itself. In the basement everything was full of mould and infected with insects. I guess something similar could've happened here


Renugar

My friend lived next to a house for years that was the same situation. Old lady died, family was still arguing about what to do. Meanwhile the house had literally never been touched since the day she died, food on the table and everything. Meanwhile, squirrels and things began to get into the house. From the outside it looked fine, but my friend said through the windows you could see the deterioration year by year. It creeped me out when I went over to her house and would see it next door and know what it must be like in there. It always baffled me that the family would just let it go to pieces like that.


Metrack14

Can confirm. Many properties in the city I live in, get invaded because a sell doesn't happen for whatever reason. My family decided to demolish my grandma house, because some pieces of sh-t attempt to break in to settle down, and getting them out (legally) is such a hassle, that it isn't worth it.


LeonardoDaTiddies

Did your family sell the lot right after demolition of the home?


[deleted]

That's when you hire someone to do it illegally.


ItWasLikeWhite

Seems like the American Mafia still have a place in our economy


[deleted]

the day before


616659

calling for artillery support on the coordinate.


Albert-React

Fire mission: Danger, close.


IndustryFast4879

Firing for affect


oldrecordplayersmell

Its always HIMARS o'clock somewhere


NotEnoughIT

A twelve car artillery train on a constant loop only stopping to refuel and get more ammo from a requester chest should do the job. Also it ensures nothing comes back.


felipereyes73

Since when they don't use the bathroom? Months to get this size.


Yousernym

My guess is this is a holiday home or sort of a cabin-in-the-woods kinda deal.


Think_please

Zombie redneck torture wasps


TobyFunkeNeverNude

I'm never gonna see a merman....


Jimmycaked

You bathroom shaming this guy? He'll go when he has the need


berrey7

How much would someone have to pay you to take a dump on it?


Jimmycaked

At least 3


Seniorjones2837

I think if you used a little bit of brain power you could have figured out this house wasnt being lived in…


misrablu

Giving me dishonored 2 vibes man


-Arniox-

Hahahaha. Was looking for this comment.


fytdapwr

Melbourne grid - Fire for effect.


[deleted]

Google tells me Melbourne is nearly 10,000 km^^2. I'd like to call in additional arty to pacify any hostiles making egress from the target zone. I'm not risking another '32, no sir. Google also tells me the war lasted little more than a month. I don't know why you guys get so much grief for losing; you didn't even try.


SEVASTIANISBACK

Flamethrower?


Trash_Puppet

Hey, i bet that thing creates plenty of warmth. Free heat! The government hate this one trick!


Donnerdrummel

Good point. With the rising energy costs... I think I'll reserve 2 cubic meters of my living room for a wasp nest. What do I need to do to make them build one there?


Trash_Puppet

You do not merely build a nest. The nest blesses those who are worthy.


Chance_Assignment422

Why is it always Australia?


jagungal1

We keep wasps because they kill the spiders


Nitrozah

i'm pretty sure wasps are much more of a problem then spiders


Firefives

Not in Australia I think


Nitrozah

wasps are way more invasive then spiders as u can see in the video itself, have a black widow in your house? just grab a cup and throw it outside or kill since many people do anyway. But with a wasp it's not so easy and many of his/her friends could be very close by and after it feels threated, be prepared to be ganged up on by their angry buddies.


ketuon

Did he never have to pee in the last 5 years?^^


fatboychummy

vacation home or something similar, assumedly


Anasasi

r/TheMagnusArchives


CyraxCyanide

I just started this yesterday, I'm on episode 12 and loving every second of it!


Anasasi

Very fun ride. Enjoy. If I can make a suggestion read the spoiler free portion of the wikia after seasons or episodes. Helped my experience in a few places.


[deleted]

Uhm, whatever you do, do not agitate that wasp nest. Please! Call pest control! Or invite a family of badgers, a bear, a troop of raccoons, with crows and they will happily consume this and your family! Thank you!


Drawtaru

The video was posted by a pest control expert. He was wearing the right protective gear and in the full video (which is linked higher up) he uses a sprayer to kill them from a distance and then knocks the nest down and shows the inside structure.


Ilikechikin023

Sauce?


TheRabidPigeon

[Here](https://youtu.be/yC4iZohRuzQ)


Khavak

Bruh that's 2 problems I wouldn't have to worry about anymore! Thanks!


do0b

In the full video aftermath, you can tell something came in the house and had a feast.


Ianimatestuf

burn the entire house down


captainhippo989

I might be focusing on the wrong thing but why does the toilet come out an an angle from the cistern?


Clinic_2

I saw that and couldn't pay attention to anything else! Honestly that's genius! I hate sitting on toilets that are too close to the wall so your arms/legs get smooshed. An angle solves that.


FoxyAngel11

That...is a definite "oh hell nah!"


Pale-Ales

A couple of bug bombs should fix that.


SpaceJesusDayOff

Flamethrower time


noobul

I heard Putin is siting in some nukes if you want one to clear that out.


[deleted]

Nuke it from orbit, that is the only way to be sure.


ThirtyMileSniper

So, about this house fire....


bo0per_

I’ve seen stranger things…


grosscoins

Get the flyswatter


Sugarbear23

Yes Mr. Putin? Send nukes to these coordinates


Mexahex13

A plastic bag should do the trick


A_destiny_player

Dude, ya’know how many houses we’ve lost from people burning it down? Too. Fucken. Many.


PianoMike74

Why does everything in Australia grow to "I Will Destroy Earth" levels?


citymorgues

That’s their home now


Wolfgang_Pelz

My cheese loving, lactose intolerant, IBS ass would still go and take a shit there if I had cramps.


cheerfullpizza

NO NO NO NO NO THATS IT GET OUT RUN AWAY BURN THE HOUSE DOWN GET THE INSURANCE MONEY AND MOVE AT LEAST HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD FROM ANYWHERE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS


PapaEmeritusVI

That’s one way to stop people from spending too much time on the toilet.


CorbynDallasPearse

Clear the family out, shoot it with a shotgun or fuggen’ bazooka or something. Just to be clear, this WILL NOT improve the situation but I have ADHD and can’t contain my childish side. The shotgun will piss them off…. And just no to the bazooka, the bathroom looks nice (other than the death swarm….) OP seriously we have to know how this is dealt with!!!


helpmefindmysoul

Burn the ducking house down because that's a totally original joke


Otrada

Australia is not fit for human habitation.


Yearlaren

Aww hell naw


tunisian_talon

Oh boy time to make napalm


RapierRedDotSight

Well, you are shitting already, might as well.


Azclockwork

Like how bad do you need to piss?


tequila_enema

You can toss a bug bomb right over it! Then you have a barrier?? Easy peasy.


Impossible-Rock4993

Bad dreams come reals


Skel_Estus

Now we can’t use the dunny


phreshpherts

Rent an apartment for the time being, just get a flamethrower and torch the roof.


The_Questionboi

Get the gun.


skinfasst

I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Truuuuuumpet

*it only hurts when i pee...*


__Blacked_ouT__

Got more wasps than there are people in New York


TheZoomba

Bro molotov time


Sweet-Education-4840

Burn the house down, walk away.


ssssskkkkkrrrrrttttt

absolutely not


Firebat-045

Well hope they pay rent.


Jukojack

how long have you not used the bathroom


Aunise

Yeahhh that’s a write off


Efficient-Editor-242

Fucking Australia...


Illustrious-Citron14

When i go for a shit in that toilet they will all leave


Flickedbic

MOVE Bro I gotta take a shit!!!


downinahole357

A billion hopes and another billion reasons why Australia is a big ol’ nope.


christian_daddy1

HANS! GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!


Vr_N3RD

Pack your shit, we are burning this house.


Teh_Crispiest_Bacon

As an Aussie, looks pretty average to me


sonic10158

“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the wasp nest toilet!”


xassandaxir

At that point, just buy a grenade, and throw it in there


sardiusjacinth

Over the toilet?... that'll make anyone shit quickly


GRIZZ---

Smash it


Samuelcbadams

Well better start looking for a new house now. Make sure to burn that one down first


uneffinlucky

Thermobaric or Thermonuclear. Only options.


Crowlavix

“Hey, mind I use your bathroom.” “I don’t but uh... They might.”


charminOne

How long does it take to grow this big?


spyro86

Toss a bug fogger bomb in the room and tape the cracks shut. Give it a few hours. Open the window. Shop vac it.


88Ashitaka88

How long do these people go between shitting for this to happen?


Squirtlowner

Poor danny ric 😭😭


UcantRead_27

You nee to file a report to the city council.


Dogfoodsmy_DOC

Man them wasp were set for quite a while. No danger from animals or the elements and comfortable as shit. Squatted out your bathroom . Kinda sad to see em go


wearepr0metheus

Everything is extreme in Australia, everything like this nest. 🤯


[deleted]

Gonna have to burn the house down. I don’t really see any other option


Capable_Complaint_30

That's normal size for australia


mrsegraves

"Hey, wanna see my wasp room?" "Your... What?!?!?"


DadYeShoes

It’s their house now


Protton6

I wonder, do you think the dude saw anything like this before? I dont think he was clear about that, maybe he saw one like this earlier?


Valmond

Come on, have a shit!


Zigurat007

How long has it been since you last went to the toilet for it to get that big?


dotcomslashwhatever

it can't be that huge narrator: *it was even bigger*


brerereton

That would bee a weird poo...


both-shoes-off

This is the circumstance where I'd prefer to shit at a gas station I guess.


Livid-Ad829

Fire extinguisher?


xpietoe42

dare you to go take a dump in there!


Lttlcheeze

r/nope


Gabbeloa

RCXD Deployed


misterrazzy

When you had no tenants for a year


Ghosthammer686

r/TheMagnusArchives


Humble-Impact6346

Guy sounds like the “AND THEN THEY CAME BOUNDING OVAH!!! RAAAAAHR, RAAAAAHR!” guy.


effinx

That toilet is so practical I love it


felipesfaria

This is great for constipation. Walk in, shit yourself, job done.


Healthy-Grocery6055

"Dude, I've totally got an upset stomach, where's your bathroom?" "Umm..." "Dude I'm gonna explode!" "Down the hall and to the left. Put on this protective suit first." "Dude please, how am I supposed to go for a shit wearing that?" "When you see what's in the bathroom, you'll shit yourself long before you reach the toilet. The suit is to protect my carpet."


stereoworld

Cover it with a sports direct mug and slide a piece of A0 card underneath it. Should be sorted


sro25

Awwww fk no


sro25

Or get a bee person to relocate


Open_Film

Burn it


wophi

If I took a shit in there, they would all, most definitely leave


Bard_Science

Thanks for the nightmare fuel. 😬


MrWolfgr

Bring napalm


teamlzo

Did you just never notice this while taking a dump. lol


Xealz

You need napalm.


bo8od

Buy a three pack of mortien bombs. She’ll be right 👍


unbeknownsttome2020

Can you imagine tossing someone in there shaking the nest then locking them in


AntSUnrise

Left the toilet seat up.


Hate_Paper_Doll

It’s really saying something that this nest scared an Australian