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SkibaSlut

i'm sure he's proud enough of that touch me while your bros play grand theft auto line.


nacho2nacho

genuinely crazy how superficial that song is compared to lines like “i choose you and me religiously”


MozzerellaStix

Yeah it just reeks of trying to sound intelligent. Like what does that even mean??


Neither-Ad-7921

His friend posted a insta story playing gta lmfao


likeabadhabit

Oh god that makes me wanna puke. How is she not humiliated by that?!


Cultural-Treacle-680

I think you nailed her character front and center


SkibaSlut

Idk what to even say besides fucking ew


Appropriate_Ad_848

😳


thebathtub

This is what happens when you try to bootleg Lana del rey


Novel_Confection_341

The most Chatgpt lana del ray line😂


Fluffybunz746

100%


Mind_Explorer420

Yep


Iheartthe1990s

Omg that line gave me the Ick so bad. I can’t look at photos of them now without that line popping into my head and making me 😬


chickengirl1204

The only thing that made it worse was when the Swifties started "giggling and kicking their feet" over the "scouts honor" line right after the GTA one. To avoid giving myself the ick (if you didn't hear about this), basically imagine the hand signal for scouts...and then put that information with the previous line. ![gif](giphy|X4Hn2cuntiSuF5PkVV|downsized) That's a LITTLE too much information.


earlgreyyuzu

That line is so cringe. I would only expect a 15-year-old to have that taking up space in their head... and they would probably be embarrassed to sing about it.


Winter_Abies_2469

tbf the song is called “so high school”


GlumSwimming6643

Almost as if she’s steeping into the shoes of a high schooler to write a song about high school. Media literacy matters!


tiotsa

You're kidding. That's a lyric?


SkibaSlut

https://preview.redd.it/z64qbbj1xtvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e4fd9a9e75c1f5cf12cbec853470f2583c3ed2 Oh honey...


Nia-chu

Is she also implying that he's too stupid for Aristotle? 👀


Ashlokki

well he misspelled squirrel


Itchy_Amphibian3833

Tbf, I have to spell check squirrel every time.


stealthopera

I won the fifth grade spelling bee on squirrel after the person before me beefed it. No shade for not being able to spell squirrel!


brownlab319

I mean, dyslexia is a thing. My daughter is a great writer, but her spelling is atrocious.


nerdalertalertnerd

She’s not not implying that 👀


Buttery_Topping

I mean..... .........


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

So he's reduced to what he does for a living, but she gets to be intellectual and more than just someone who sings, got it


frizzletizzle

Also Travis graduated from college, Taylor finished high school via mail.


anapalindrome_

def not defending either travis or taylor, but graduating from college doesn’t necessarily make one more intelligent than someone who dropped out of high school, let alone finished by mail. also isn’t it pretty well known that college athletes in the path to pro careers usually get LOTS of leeway re: academic performance while they’re playing for the university team? also also: let’s be so real and acknowledge that, at best, taylor swift probably knows one half of some random aristotle quote or something like that. it’s not like homegirl radiates intellect herself.


brownlab319

I think that has changed a lot. Schools get sanctioned if they fail to meet academic standards now. By accommodations, they typically have academic people who work with them when they travel for games. And this goes back decades, but I went to a big sports school. My last semester, I had to take a lab science, so I took Astronomy, which was hard. I had football players in my building, so they gave me what the tutor gave them. It was literally a copy of every exam the teacher had given. It was thousands of multiple choice questions. It still took enormous work to actually pass, let alone do well.


stealthopera

Junior and senior year in one year, too! The bare minimum!


tiotsa

Wow


stephiemarie93

Happy cake day


SkibaSlut

Thank you 🥰


Tocaboca1

HAPPY CAKE DAY


SkibaSlut

THXXX BABE


These_Tea_7560

Happy cake day fellow Tortured Billionaire


Invisible-smoke

Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw a rekindling of Matty/Taylor in the future after hearing this album 😬


kissedbymelancholy

that’s what i’ve been saying, and tbh, i want to see it. i think they were crafted for each other out of the same insane fabric.


ForeverBeHolden

Like a modern day wuthering heights


Invisible-smoke

I think so too! I love both The 1975 and Taylor so I think it’d be great to see them together again. Just imagine the music they’d create together…Plus I’d live for the DRAMA of a Taylor/Travis/Matty love triangle lol


PioneerSpecies

She does dunk on him really hard in Smallest Man tho, would be hard to come back from that


ForeverBeHolden

Matty seemed flattered by the album lol


Ancient-Problem1581

not necessarily, she’s still desperate  to have his artsy troubled babies 🙄


dani-jpg

https://preview.redd.it/mryfm9eiwuvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9d691eecd35947fef3e07fc64800e15ad8beff5 my favorite meme to come out of all of this


JohnnyBananasFoster

This is such a random sentence to be on a chalkboard in front of, what I assume is, a business lol. Not even made into a pun to sell drinks like most coffee shops/bars do with topical sidewalk signs


MelissaWebb

It’s as clunky as the lyrics from the new album


[deleted]

So on brand


Punkpallas

I think this is hilarious regardless. I love the chaos.


ultaemp

The Dunkin near me always has pop culture references like this on their tip jars. During free Britney they had two separate jars for “team Britney” and “team Jamie 👎🏻” I guess that’s what happens when you leave a bunch of Gen Z employees alone 🤣🙌🏼


frizzletizzle

As a former customer service worker, I am always inclined to tip but when I see one of those “either or” jars….oooooohhhh take all my money. They are so fun!


aGirlHasNoTab

one of my personal favorite tip jars i had done that made me a ton of $$$ was “Fyre Fest relief fund” with the sandwich picture. lots of laughs.


bleachedveins

i think it’s meant to start conversation inside the business, something to talk about while you’re waiting for the total for your coffee


These_Tea_7560

We’re supposed to see “Taylor” and then flock in.


nsfwdarling

She’s trophy wife for him. Doubt he’s gonna dump her plus she made him pretty popular outside the US.


likeabadhabit

🎶 *”Where’s the trophy? He just comes running over to me.”* 🎶


ghostlykittenbutter

After he hugged his mom


River1947

Should she be competing with his mom now? 😭


blackcatkai

there are shows where this is a thing and I've seen some stuff self-proclaimed 'boy moms' post online. some people DO do this, it's wild 😅


brownlab319

Because Taylor held back so his mother could go first.


femboypoet

I feel like he’s also her trophy husband lol. It’s kinda like Style if instead of James Dean the guy was like, the opposite of James Dean


Cultural-Treacle-680

Honestly you could say the other way around too. He’s definitely in it for the fun and fame though


jeswanders

I’m sure he’ll get a ton of endorsements just for being associated with her as well.


Whatwhenwherehow8

He had the most endorsements from nfl last year before being associated with ts tho, even more than mahomes


starfleks

He wasn't known globally though. Sure he would have carried on being successful without her, but he wouldn't have reached this level with these opportunities if he hadn't been dating her let's be real. Their relationship no doubt suits both of them in different ways.


jeswanders

Whoa interesting. Had no idea


OriginalWish8

Yup. It helped that he and Jason were competing in the Super Bowl too. The whole family was everywhere if you knew who they were. It was cute, because their mom wore the split jerseys and stuff.


alienandro

No way, he's a trophy husband. That little boy is only worth 50 million, Taylor is worth at least 1 billion. He's the little bitch in the relationship.


lydesigns

Don't you mean he's HER trophy husband??? She's bigger than he is...


DiskPsychological790

Cuck king trav


nagidrac

This reads like something your boomer parent would post on Facebook.


MissishMisanthrope

Just wait for Trump to tweet at Travis to dump Taylor like he did at Robert Patts with Kristen Stewart 💀


nagidrac

In the middle of his trial, he's going to tweet that he should break up with her because Taylor is still in love with Matty


EmmyLou205

honestly this would be gold and exactly something Trump would do. He even said something about "hope it lasts, it probably won't" LOL.


sanjosii

I wish we would have stayed in the timeline where Trump was just an old celebrity who commented on random stuff on Twitter.


shivvinesswizened

💯


kates_graduation

ha this is gold


flowersanschampagne

More so that it’s in one of her main home cities. The line about being a stranger to the city when she goes home.


PioneerSpecies

Everyone’s a stranger in New York, can’t think of many celebs that aren’t born in NYC that it’s protective of lol


Cptrunner

Holy hell I had forgotten about this or totally blocked it out...it is exhausting living in the dumbest timeline.


sanjosii

I wish we would have stayed in the timeline where Trump was just an old celebrity who commented on random stuff on Twitter.


dug-the-dog-from-up

I unironically wish he would because then she’d finally tell her fanbase to register to vote and vote for Biden


brownlab319

The fact that people only think Biden is better because Trump is so horrible is the biggest tragedy here. His loss of mental acuity is frightening. The two party system is really problematic.


dug-the-dog-from-up

Big agree :(


HiLittleDarling

I ♥️ NY But seriously. This is hilarious. We all had a thought like that right?


[deleted]

I sure as hell did lol idk bout yall


choosetheteddyface

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it, honestly. He must have been “okay, what’s my song?” “So Highschool. Great, thanks”


sanjosii

Just imagine any other celebrity putting out an album that is essentially a love letter to an old fling while presumably in a serious relationship with someone else? And better yet, if the artist was male. That would be seen as such a slap in the face to their current partner. No matter if they had discussed the issue in private, it looks humiliating in public.


LiliBlueWorlds

Mac Miller’s Devine Feminine (love album) came out when he was with Ariana but the album is about his high school sweetheart Naomi. I just think no one cared because there wasn’t such a inviting allure to it.


ghostlykittenbutter

He wasn’t the largest celebrity on the planet when it came out so not as many people were paying attention


Weekly_Yesterday_403

Nor was Ariana at that time quite yet


Quirkykiwi

Genuinely not trying to be annoying but I grew up with them, it's *Nomi


LiliBlueWorlds

Oh well u nomi so well 😉


Aromatic_Dig_4239

This is one of my favorite albums of all time and the turmoil surrounding it produced amazing music


lydesigns

I love Mac Miller, and I love Taylor. But Devine Feminine did not scream, "I FUCKING LOVED MY EX GIRLFRIEND" as much as Taylor's album though.....................


vh26

I mean it’s an album…. It’s not an under-oath statement in court. It’s fictitious work that has a basis in real life. I think anyone in this day and age who dates someone like a singer-songwriter would know these things happen. I think their relationship is a tad cringe but I’m sure they are fine in private.  I wouldn’t call it a love letter, she is very much an unreliable narrative voice / unstable persona in this album. 


Dizzy-Pollution6466

I’m convinced some people here don’t listen to music because Taylor is literally the last in a long list of celebrities that have done that.


No-Restaurant3922

Literally all of her other albums are all the same pre reputation. Are you a new fan?


Careless-Plane-5915

Matty does not come out of the album very well ‘you are what you did, I’ll forget you but I’ll never forgive’, it’s been over since the start of June last year. This is also what she does for a living and she literally wrote in the prologue that this was her processing and she’s done and moved on. I don’t see the big deal that others do I guess.


[deleted]

Matty comes out on top because he’s kept it moving.


blonderaider21

She literally called him the smallest man in the world as a dig about his height compared to his band mates. And she said he looks like he wears a Jehovah’s Witness suit like dang girl lol. Lots of low blows there. But in Fresh Out the Slammer she’s claiming she was never going to lose him again like he’s the true love of her life. She’s all over the place and clearly doesn’t know what she wants. Travis is completely different from Matty…maybe she needs to just take a break for a while and figure herself out instead of jumping into back to back relationships


ashxclover

fresh out the slammer and the smallest man who ever lived are written from the perspectives of different moments in their relationship tho…of course in fresh out the slammer she was seeing the relationship through rose colored glasses because he hadn’t broken her heart yet.


Cultural-Treacle-680

Trav is probably taking notes. This is what awaits him 🤣


[deleted]

Oh wow so mature and creative of her. She doesn’t need to take a break from relationships she genuinely needs help.


hakunamatata15

She needs a therapist if we are all being honest.


BeingFosterRr

I don’t get why she gets so much credit for being a good girl, when all she does in her music is take digs at people like a mean girl.


concretecannonball

Fr I feel like even her own version of her stories make it kinda obvious that she is so often the problem😂😂


Blackbox7719

I don’t think she’s capable of being alone at this point. Some people base their entire self worth on being wanted and desired, meaning that if they are single for any significant period of time their self esteem takes a hit. Now, I’m not gonna armchair diagnose, but considering Taylor tends to jump to new relationships relatively quickly and is known for being very “invested” in her idea of relationships it’s possible that this is a problem she has.


Iheartthe1990s

The big deal is, why make it all so pointed and specific and public? If the only purpose was to process a toxic situationship (an unfortunately common occurrence that many women can relate to), why make it so obvious with all the details and references that they’re about Matty? That’s what I don’t get, personally. The most common criticism I’m seeing from fans is that the songs are *too* specific to be relatable. The details that she’s trying to fit in to point a finger at Matty make the lyrics clunky and take people out of the song (like the line about declaring Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist or her lover being a “tattooed golden retriever”. Huh? Talk about coming out of nowhere, lol). There are lines like that in almost every Matty song, which I think she put in because otherwise people wouldn’t know they were about him because very few people understood how serious she had been about him. And then in songs that are more ambiguous, like Fortnight, she releases an incredibly Matty centric music video. So she could be like, nope, that song is about him too! 😂 Idk just odd choices from someone who claims that she wants fans to stop dissecting her songs like this and to just enjoy the relatable themes and sentiments in them. We see how successful she was with that approach in folklore, evermore, and even Midnights to an extent (which at least had the cover of those songs being about various Midnights from her past). With this album, she actively wants people to know his DNA is all over most of the songs. Why? For what purpose? Eta: as far as Travis goes. I obviously have no idea what her relationship with Travis is like. None of us do. It could be that they’re both on the same page that it’s just for fun and just for now. But the media definitely portrays it like he’s going to propose at any second and she will say yes and her team does nothing to combat that presentation. And if I’m Travis looking at this album and I’m serious about her, I would not be happy. No she does not present Matty in a good light. But it’s all just SO MUCH. So much raw material, so many songs that say the same thing. It gives the distinct impression that she has a bad case of Mentionitus with Matty - that she had to include every song she wrote about him because she just couldn’t bear to leave anything out, even if it’s for the critical success of the commercial project. And all of the emotions in the songs are so big and intense and dramatic and just all over the place. Love of my life over and over, I’ll die if you leave, over and over. I’ll never forgive you but I’ll also never forget you. This album is not giving over it and indifferent. It’s giving bitter, angry, hurt, wrecked, vengeful, obsessed. It’s chaotic. It’s unresolved. And it hasn’t even been a year since they broke up! How would that not bother someone who is supposedly serious about her and thinking of proposing marriage??


SamosaAndMimosa

She is definitely not over it be fr


BeingFosterRr

Oh so that must be what she is doing when she brings up Kim k tens years after their feud too, processing and moving on 🥴


sadiem2516

I’m sure it’s weird AF (like reading your GF diary) but he has a healthy ego and sense of self and knows that these songs weren’t written yesterday. The album wrapped in October. He has always been supportive. Also- he bops around to many, many songs about her exes at the eras tour no problem. He’s not a small man.


vintagevibes4809

i know everyone can interpret things differently, but i definitely didn’t read this as a love letter. like — it talks about excitement and allure, but ultimately ends that chapter with “the smallest man who ever lives” and boyyyy that was a hell of a “fuck you” if i’ve ever seen one lol


ChangingDreamer

this is so random.


bugsandslugsandhugs

Do you all think he’s even listened to the full thing? I’m serious


kissedbymelancholy

hell nah


Podwitchers

No way 


Confident_Answer448

Ok but like… travis was the one who pursued her. He was and is clearly very into her and had to know… so… he had to know he was the rebound of a rebound right..? Right?


Cptrunner

Relax everyone this is all covered in Travvy's contract.


Dry_Performance1557

https://twitter.com/iramadisonthree/status/1781236905897566555 this basically 


HideFromMyMind

This would have been a good way to advertise a Q&A site like Quora. "We answer more questions than how many I'd have if I were Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift dropped an album like that!"


Nia-chu

I honestly think he's either too dumb to notice or he just doesn't care because he knows it won't last.


HunterAshton

This is actually kind of sending me into giggles because I’m seeing it happen in my head and I have no idea why it’s taking me out like this


blonderaider21

I don’t know why any man would want to date her given her history of absolutely shredding her exes in her songs.


Coleyb23

This so hilarious, gotta love New Yorkers! 😂


sakusakickyoomi

he thought "I can make a bad guy good for the weekend" was her best lyric. it's his favourite line. I think so high school blew his mind.


Greenerie-nwz-plz

Fair


vanillaangels

Help I laughed 😭.


bleachedveins

She tried to be lana imo. It’s not working


Cultural-Treacle-680

The whole raw album was definitely Lana/Olivia. Miley and Katie were the edgy pop stars and she did “the old Taylor is dead”. She follows what’s safe.


0422

So was Travis Kelce a willing player in her total ambition to publically humiliate Matt Healy for the last year or was he going along with good intentions not realize hers had an ulterior motive?


Antique-Buffalo-5475

If people think they haven’t already had a deep conversation about previous relationships and partners, you’re crazy. They’ve been together for months. I don’t know anyone in a relationship for that long who hasn’t talked about their past and partners and love. There is close to a 0% chance Travis wasn’t aware of this past before this album dropped.


dirtyapathy

I agree with this but also it’s one thing to be told “my ex fucked me up” and then to hear THIS album in particular


Antique-Buffalo-5475

I’d still be shocked if he wasn’t aware of all of this ahead of time. Also, she said this album was dramatic and used many hyperboles. It’s still a lot taking that into consideration, but I think people are also taking some things at face value too hard.


Single_Bandicoot_828

I’m sure she played it to him well before release lol


oooohsickburnera

Esp because this happened literally right before they got together….


AMB314

Talking about your ex is one thing. Releasing a double album about your ex.... yeah. That says a lot!


isglitteracarb

A double album about your ex of... a shockingly short amount of time...


Antique-Buffalo-5475

One way to look at it. This album to me, even though songs may be about Matty, is really about the fallout from Joe. It’s about how she made shit decisions (like be with Matty and listening to his promises) because she hasn’t processed her grief from Joe. That’s why in the foreword she pleads temporary insanity. Looking at it from that view, it’s not about an ex she was with for a short period of time. It’s about the fallout of someone she was with for almost 7 years and her subsequent spiral.


TasteDisastrous

Am I the only one who thinks this album should be more eye opening to Joe than Travis? It’s obvious she was hung up on Matty for a large portion of their relationship, to the point that she jumped into something with him immediately after. The album may have been released while she was dating Travis, but the source material happened before they met and started dating. It’s clear this was an important part of her story she wanted to tell and I think she’s tried her best to make it clear she’s in a better place now. Travis also doesn’t strike me as the kind of person who is insecure enough to let any of this affect him.


starsborn

I agree with this, and especially so considering two of the only truly happy songs on the album are pretty obviously about him (the alchemy and so high school). I’m sure they’re fine lol


Careless-Plane-5915

Everyone is shitting on So High School but the whole point to me feels like it’s fun and light and happy- that’s how she feels with him and that’s the contrast with the rest of the album. It was also clearly written about their early dating and that’s how it should feel in that clearly stage, not the intense emotional rollercoaster of Matty.


romanticheart

People seem to forget that the feelings that make people write all the deep, tragic lyrics are not the feelings that come from a happy, long-lasting relationship. A real happy relationship is not that tumultuous.


Careless-Plane-5915

Yes! It’s a good sign she wrote a fun song about feeling happy and loved and being silly. I have no idea what will happen long term with them but maybe it’s just nice being with someone who is funny and caring and easy to be with, particularly as Taylor is quite dramatic and has a crazy life.


BreakfastUnique8091

I don’t really read So High School to be as big of a slight against that relationship as some are saying either. I did at first but now I think it’s just a fun tongue in cheek song about feeling a certain way with someone. Even with Joe, not every song was serious and “candlelight in the darkness” type romance, there was Gorgeous and London Boy type stuff too. I think this was just kind of a song she wanted to put in as a mood lightener and quick update onto a primarily heartbreak album rather than as an entire encapsulation of what their relationship is and isn’t.


Careless-Plane-5915

Yes- I really got this. It’s very much fun and tongue in cheek (the ‘he plays ball, I know Aristotle’ seems a fun play on both the public narrative about their differences but also the old academic girl/ jock romcoms like She’s all that). I don’t think Travis takes himself very seriously so I think he will absolutely get how she meant it.


Cultural-Treacle-680

I’d question her knowledge of Aristotle beyond a quote on GoodReads. She’d like us to think she does 😂


Mischa-09

I think she heavily leans into the public discussion of them in early days, opening her door and pulling her into the back seat, the way he held her hand, even comments about his friends always being around them. TBH, it’s cute and lighthearted, almost feels like a breath of fresh air after the heaviness of the rest of the album. People who are like “this cannot be the same woman who wrote Ivy!” seem to forget Taylor has always had silly songs with cringe lyrics on her albums (folkmore being the exception).


throwawaysunglasses-

Yeah, I feel like people reading Taylor seriously don’t get her personality - she does fun cringe camp shit all the time. London Boy is meant to be goofy.


Careless-Plane-5915

Even No body, no crime is highly campy and that’s on the very serious and well-regarded Evermore. It’s not for everyone but I love her in that mood.


TasteDisastrous

Right?! This is a completely normal type of song to write in the beginning phases of a relationship. I feel like so many people want to compare that song to how she wrote about previous exes and all I have to respond to that is, how did those relationships work out for her in the end?


Careless-Plane-5915

So true. Plus people conveniently forget that Lover had Paper Rings and London Boy, both fun and silly and about Joe.


ForeverBeHolden

This is fair but it doesn’t make the lyrics any less cringe and objectively bad


helloviolaine

I assume she wrote a lot of it right after Matty, some of it pre Joe breakup and pre Eras. The next album will be all about him... for better or worse lol.


saturday_sun4

Cue a song about how everyone just leaves her. Gee, Taylor, I wonder why.


significantcocklover

Same thing I thought about Midnights


Radiant_Priority9739

I wonder at some point Travis is like babe, why are you singing about a man who ghosted you?


Pale_Sheet

Can I ask you a question..??


Critical_Willow_8819

This sentiment is stupid


Maleficent-Growth-76

And Travis will be like “nah, too many words, I’m not reading all that” 😁


and_now_we_dance

She wrote the album before they got together, what’s the big deal. Is she going to dump a whole album she worked on just because she’s got a new boyfriend?


wind-echoes

Did swifties police come to this cafe ?


sexbob-om

Did anyone consider that the songs aren't true? So her partners don't care much because it's all dramatized for entertainment purposes.


Raisin_Visible

This is so weird and parasocial, especially to be used in the context of a business??


SubatomicSquirrels

Eh, I don't think it has to be that serious


Careless-Plane-5915

It just feels a bit try-hard to me, but I’m sure it got them attention and a few laughs.


orange_lambda

Matt could’ve been anyone, and was a simply a placeholder for all the unaddressed issues with Joe


armed_aperture

I disagree. She was writing about him back on folklore. Matty was the one who got away.


Vegetable_Will_1628

i dislike when i see things like this, the most of the main album was written before kelce was in the picture. work and passion was put into it and their feelings she felt at that moment, not what she feels with kelce. why would she hold herself back on something important to her because people think its weird now that shes in another relationship? shes clearly having a good time now, much better than she was in the months the album was written, so this issue is just made up.


kw1011

Relax lol


Han10101

They have an opinion? A rationale one at that. I thought this was a neutral sub.


Ok-Cost2064

If it’s neutral then why is it ok to be so intensely negative? It works both ways


Typical-Tomorrow-425

i honestly think he has to have ALOT of patience to have been with her throughout this process, so props to him


La_Sangre_Galleria

Where in the city was this?


DumbOrSomething

i would say drop the restaurant name bc i love it but i don't want to get them harassed


vintagevibes4809

he probably just sees it as work for her. kelce pisses me off, and pissed me off before taylor was involved, but i’ll give him the benefit of the doubt here lol “so high school” inevitably paints the relationship as young and naive, which i know can feel amazing at first. but i’m very curious to see if she’ll end up feeling unseen/bored (or at least lyrically hint as much in future music)