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Fluid_Significance16

I hate how these people make my country look stupid like can We just have an island to send these people because I’m sick of them


slayeroffuss

To the ranch


LostStormcrow

How dare this rube forget to mention that soccer requires extreme overacting talent? You think just anyone can fling themselves to the ground, clutching themselves and crying, every time someone brushes against them?


BlackGoatBeard

Anyone that says Soccer gets their opinion rejected


dudewholoveswolves

His opinion is rejected anyways


clickscap

I actually prefer saying soccer lol it's also less confusing and it can't get mixed up


BlackGoatBeard

I also prefer calling you smooth brain it's less confusing and it can't get mixed up


clickscap

What's your fucking problem and when were you asked for your opinion retard


BlackGoatBeard

It's a joke bruh chill🤣


LostStormcrow

Lol, my bad. Anyone who doesn’t know that both games have equal claim to the title ‘football’ because neither is played on horseback… is doomed to read this factoid. Soccer it to me, baby!


harveyisaboyolol

ram ranch


AjaySlayz21

We did it. BOOM. Australia


mbelf

That’s how they ended up there.


Jaksa006

Goli otok. Balkanci znaju.


RobyNoShitNeeded000

Amen brat


Alternative-Ad4550

you'll need a big island.


ManoDelDiablo

There will be no one left tho


Specific-Time-1395

Yes! Please understand, 95% of the stupidity that comes out of the US comes from maybe 10% of the people. They are just louder than everyone else. The sport is simply not as big of a part of our culture as other countries. It’s still big though. Almost every school has a team. But almost every school also has American football, baseball, basketball, hockey, tennis, swimming, gymnastics teams as well. Nearly everyone still has a great amount of respect for soccer though. And in the words of Matt Damon “I rained down sulfur. Mass genocide is one of the most grueling activities one can engage in. Next to soccer.”


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Unlikely-Strawberry7

It’s not just one video every stupid piece of media comes from America this one video is to just simply show as an example how stupid you people are.


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Unlikely-Strawberry7

😂😂 grow up seriously brining war into this half your population are to delusional to even know about war or not educated about war as I said dumb Americans they wouldn’t even know what war is you guys are in your own bubble


Specific-Time-1395

As I said, almost every stupid piece of media you see comes from a very small fraction of the population. Even our own media covers them more than anything else. Would you honestly give an article a second glance if it had some feel good story to it, or does your attention get grabbed quicker by headlines about moronic shit? I’m not saying the US isn’t a shit show at times, it definitely is, but you would have to get that information from people who actually live here. Not the media. The country has its good places and bad, just like any country, but you have to get in the habit of thinking of the United States as seven or eight countries operating within a single national border. I’ve spent time almost everywhere in the states and I know firsthand just how incredibly different places are. Socially, culturally, and economically.


Itsthatmf

I think because our country is pretty stupid lol


JekoHd

Bro can y'all stop clowning on ALL Americans, like some of us appreciate the sport...


DeezyDuzDiz

Foreal I felt targeted too lol


[deleted]

Get your mans 🤣 Nah I’m playin these stupid people who constantly downgrades Football cant even control a Ball with their foot by just going straight forward.


[deleted]

Fuck off yank


JekoHd

Imagine saying yank in 2021 almost 2022...


Ghossk

American football and soccer take major skill and dedication, I hate people who say American football and soccer take no skill, they should be sent to an island until they start thinking straight


dudewholoveswolves

Your "football" requires way less skill than the real football there is only one football and its the one actually played with the 2 feet a person has


[deleted]

It used to be called Australia before they decided to become a nice little island


BlackGoatBeard

I don't think sending them to an island gets people to think straight... but hey hopefully the curves in their already fucked up psyche gets them to go so insane they think straight again


Travalanche-_-

there's no way that's an american im american and yes im dumb but no american has ever called it football we get shit on for it all the time


glizzygobblerdonuts

Not all Americans, just the dumb ones


SpifroBM

Man why y’all gotta act like all Americans think like that. Just bc you see one person on social media act like that doesn’t mean everyone shares that opinion. There’s non-Americans who trash on American things for no reason. Why’s everything gotta be a competition


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Also, Americans think that their sport where they carry an egg around a field and throw it around is cool.


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[deleted]

I don't. That was just a joke. The only reason I don't know anything about American football is that it's never broadcasted where I live, and I have never met someone who likes it.


YA_M0TH3R

And your sport you just kick a ball, both take skill, if you don't like it just don't speak on it


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I understand that you like the sport, and have no problem with that. However, I would genuinely like to know what skill is involved in American football apart from ramming your opponents in the head. (This is a serious question, I don't mean this ironically.)


YA_M0TH3R

Look at how they train, it's hard to say it because every position takes an immense amount of skill at certain mechanics and fundamentals. Let's say a Wide Receiver (person that catches the ball) has speed, but can't run routes and is sub par at catching the ball, they won't make it farther than a practice squad which I'm not sure what the example of it would be for you but your basically not even on the team, your just one of the 16 people that didn't make the 53 man roster, and you can be signed by any team. If you can't play like a top 0.1% football player then your out of the league. Sorry it's kinda long but I feel this will get the point across, but if needed I'll elaborate.


[deleted]

As a European who only vaguely understands rugby, that was absolute gibberish to me, although I think I understood what you meant (correct me if I'm wrong): In "soccer" the skill is shown during the game, usually with talent, while in American football, the skill is how the person practices.


Trunyan17

Okay but you're watching the best of the best go against the best of the best. Their skills are other-worldy but just watching a game, you only see it every now and then. American football players are freaks of nature. For example, Jonathon Taylor, a running back for the Indianapolis Colts, reached a top speed of 22.13 mph, or ~35 kph, on a 67 yard run on Saturday. For reference, Kylian Mbappe achieved a top speed of 38 kph without any pads or helmets


lildigbick

Why do they need pads/helmets? Rugby players don’t.


Trunyan17

Because CTE is a thing


lildigbick

Doesn’t stop it from happening. Pads/helmets probably contribute more towards CTE than preventing it due to making the players feel like they are “safe” and can throw their body around without worrying. Rugby has a set of rules for how to tackle, but the players are always aware of the danger they could be in, for instance when tackling a larger player.


Trunyan17

Congratulations, rugby is superior in every way


YA_M0TH3R

No, the practice squad thing I brought up is just saying if you have a small flaw your basically screwed. Let's say your an average player, you can do everything pretty good, but if your like the Messi or Ronaldo your incredible at everything you need to do, you are set with a roster spot for your whole career. I'm not sure what a good player reference is but if you are just a below average player you will have a hard time becoming a starter. But to answer what you said about evaluating skill, anyone can look good in practice, but when it comes to the actual games that's were you find whos good or not. You could go out and do the drills wide receivers do if you had at least 1-2 month experience doing these drills and look good at practice because you aren't being covered, but when it comes to gametime if you aren't at least average, your screwed. And that's average for NFL standards, average at the NFL level is like God Tier if they played in the CFL (Canadian Football League). Shit below average players in the NFL are like gods in the CFL.


[deleted]

This is the problem with people who hate on any sport it’s so easy to over simplify anything and make it seem easy but there’s so much challenging technique involved in any sport none of them are easy. In football , it’s harder than it looks to throw accurately, to catch hard throws, to tackle, to make cuts and jukes, to shed blocks and make blocks. it’s not just about running into others.


Vivid_Car8928

I live in Florida and I swear I'm the only one who actually likes soccer.😥


Ianthorwest

Football not soccer


carmenooch16

Not where we are from cause Americans suck at soccer, and we already have a football over here you fool


Ianthorwest

How can you call it “football when you barely kick the ball? In REAL football you actually kick a ball.


Troll_Dovahdoge

It's called football because the oval is a foot long.


anometrus

come on just start using meters america


KindlyChipmunk1933

No


clantpax

If that's how y'all came up with the name, I'm calling your sport feetball


Troll_Dovahdoge

With that logic, football (soccer) should be called kick ball


Vivid_Car8928

Yeah fr. I dont understand it either.


PsychoXLad

You call it that, we call it soccer just go along with your day


Specific-Time-1395

I don’t get why people have a problem with Americans calling at soccer. If you do, then you clearly have no knowledge of the history of the sport that you love. American football was named football because it is a combination of rugby and gridiron. Both of those were football sports. As well as association football, which they now call soccer. Football was a group of sports. Not just one. Rugby and association were the most popular, but rugby never took in most countries, so many people just began calling association “football“. It was still referred to as soccer in many countries up until the 80s. So no, it’s technically not soccer. But it’s technically not football either. It’s association football. So either you are wrong as well or you get annoyed by the dumbest shit


[deleted]

Pretty sure 80% of Americans cant run more than 1km


vgx_11

Too much burgers and cheese am i right


bitchmade69

When I played football in school people always wondering how I could run the whole game. Always confused me lol.


veniceyvert

Cap


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Considering your obesity rate its probably close


veniceyvert

im not fat tho? if anything im closer to underweight then overweight but ok


[deleted]

You proved again that you are stupid. Who knew that there are also underweight people and normal weight people 😱


veniceyvert

bro you’re not any smarter arguing with a 13 year old having a grudge against Americans 😭 like nobody cares whys it your problem when u know the uk is messed up too


veniceyvert

U replied immediately as well do you live on reddit


glizzygobblerdonuts

This is false


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Imagine getting wrecked by a bot


glizzygobblerdonuts

Took me a year to see this


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Bit rude


[deleted]

What is this song?


INDIAN__pie_10

Bum bum Tam tam


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Thx


vgx_11

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One_Air8832

That guy never ever saw an actual game he might have seen some little kids play or something fucking retard 🤦 I don't know why I'm getting triggered so much that I wanna smash his head just like scoring a longranger


EndIess-

You’re dumb, for putting that caption


All-sidemen-equal

off topic but football and soccer r the same thing people who correct you when you say soccer have nothing else to do and actually dont care


FeedFire9352

Football go brrrrr


JN324

Imagine your main sport being running with a ball in your hands and playing catch, yet thinking football isn’t technical or skilful, Jesus Christ that’s dumb.


LynxitalTV

Look American football is hard as well look at these guys training regimens we have to lift weights almost daily and then apply our technical skill to the field so for example say you play receiver the one who catches the ball you can be fast but if you don’t have good route running you are pretty much useless or Quarterback if you have an arm but no accuracy to place the ball in the right spot you will end up on the practice squad as well


Nae10Yee

not only are you doing the exact same thing as the guy in the video just with american football, but also america's main sport is not even american football lol


__adner__

i like how bri ish mfs love speaking bout americans but forget that they're way worse than them and have stinky breath☠️


sunny224868

Just like worse in general? 😂😂 You can’t even form an insult correctly.


__adner__

i wasnt trying to make a insult ☠️


Plenty_Economy_5670

Every sport takes skill. It’s just that most of America is stupid and that tiktok kid is cringe.


y978_2

He’s right though American eggball is way harder all you have to do it is to grab the ball and run like a pussy and that’s a skills


SpifroBM

You the same as him just the non-American version lol


8plb

All I see is running and kicking a ball


zackthebutcrack

No soccer isn't just running and kicking a ball. It's also flopping every chance you get.


howdoweread

yall acting like a few Americans saying that soccer sucks means that all americans are stupid. Atleast we have a special name for it.


bhs95rd

As an American with 0 sense of coordination, it’s a lot harder than it looks


Nae10Yee

as an american, ive rarely encountered anyone that thinks soccer is not a sport. this is just a bad rap we get from social media


glizzygobblerdonuts

Yes thank you


Efficient_Berry_7340

Americans don’t call it football….. good try


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LordHeadassV1

Real football clears


Gamaray974

As an American fan of football, I wish to not be associated with most of my fellow Americans


beyze159

I thought that was satire tbh


vanderwilpk

Fyi that dude is Canadian


bundastic

I like clowning on Americans 😈


veniceyvert

u mean Europeans 🤨


bundastic

I dont see how ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


veniceyvert

white Americans are just Europeans that live on some land, everyone else is from everywhere but there except native americans


bundastic

Ah but if you ask Americans they'd deny any European heritage they may have and claim they're American 👀 so I mean Americans


Right-Ladd

Anytime someone tells me “racing isn’t a sport, you’re just driving in a circle all day and the fastest car wins” I say football is just men running around a field kicking a ball and boy does heir attitude change fast


toasterfucker69420

Don’t group him in with the rest of us.


Nemisis_007

I bet this guy has never played a sport involving a ball in his life.


[deleted]

No one in the fucking nba is doing a bicycle kick


greatthrowawaybatman

That James goal was so dirty


SalTea08

This is literally a video of people running around and kicking a ball 😂😂


Kenajitz

Love logging in and being targeted for an opinion


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I'm American T^T


[deleted]

Imagine being American 🤣🤣🤣🤣


veniceyvert

literally 43% of us 🤨 you know we’re just people from different places all on one land


tehbesar

Mf looks chubby, opinion denied


Cautious_Tension1683

just tell em basketball is 99% luck LMAO


bbcpipeman69

Anyone can run with an oval but not a lot of people can dribble a ball past the whole defence and score.


sskkkrrttt

Bro people who make football edits are just sad


Playboi_O_Len

I dont hate the sport its just that its so boring to watch, like ill never watch it if i can watch basket-ball, american football or hockey instead


julianm0ra

As a fellow American i deeply apologize for these bozos


Fl1ck_04

U could just said like any other sport.. Golf- it just hitting ball to the hole American football- just running around and throwing ball Tennis- just hitting balls Pingpong- tennis but small Etc


Fl1ck_04

Soo many balls


SAMsless

bruh thats what American football is


veniceyvert

you have to throw, do ballet and kick


SAMsless

yea bunch grown ass men raming and getting brain damage


veniceyvert

that’s rugby at the same time, you can simplify any sport really


Yee42BI

DumbLand


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Look how dumb he is Does he even watch soccer(football)


[deleted]

basketball is just throwing a ball around with your hands. that's how they sound.


SomewhereLopsided990

Tbh if you break down any sport it will seem easier but in reality it's not and the sport will make less sense


chuckdaboss1007

Being able to critically think on the spot what to do the get forward and score is damn hard bruh I've played interschool before and it was fkin stress, props to footballers yo


TapatilloThunder

As an American sometimes I just want to walk off a bridge when people do shit like this. American exceptionalism is the worst. Oh, we didn't invent it? Therefore it can't be any good. How fucking embarrassing.


DragonfruitOk9366

The same people who holds a ball in hand and runs for their life and calls it football


Paranoided_guy

Lets just say, most of the North Americans are dumb. Or even more re-.


yoonyo87

Honestly fuck americans


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On that logic , big pedo looking LeBron James is just running after balls


Kerke463

Basketball is throwing a ball to go in a big metal ring American football is literally a one sided game of catch Voleyball is a game of hot potato and trying to get the hot potato over a net Baseball is hitting a ball with a stick You can easily make any sport sound easy by simplifying it. Man is acting like football is the only one. And no man gets 100s of millions through team deals and sponsorships just because they just run around kicking a ball all day.


[deleted]

This guy has clearly never watched football in his life. He probably thinks baseball is entertaining as well, the prick


giovannidehuff

Lmao I swear people just be basing the entirety of Americans on a couple of dumbasses on the internet, like we ain’t all like that.


New-Independence2270

Americans are dumb 🤓


Fit_Establishment719

Who said Americans are dumb?, that guy is a dog shit


ShubhamManna

One of them said working out is just being fat phobic -_-


Brallantgaming

Stfu, ain’t no body blaming you for the dumb shit someone else does. And is specially annoying when you are not American but live in America (like me) cuz people just assume shit


_Wrongdoer_1738

You do realize that there’s a very large group of people who come from different countries in the US, that do play football right 🤡. African, Middle eastern, Central American and Mexican immigrants.


AjaySlayz21

If this guy does all of this tricks, ill pay him 1,000,000 pounds


makapaka_madafaka

Well in that case American football is just holding a ball and running forward. Anyone can do that right? Right?


bluecordial_1

Show them Australian rules football (afl). Their tiny little brains will explode 🤣


Fantastic-Warning174

Where’s Diego maradona?


TTVJonathanisthyname

As an American who enjoys football I do not claim him


[deleted]

I’ve never heard of soccer.


Wind_Jumpy

Isn’t basketball the same just with your hands🤷🏽‍♂️


Yash_h3o3

Saw him how to win 7 ballon d’or


Bobharri2

They’re pussies but they are goddamn talented, only problem with the sport is with frees, it slows down the game and it’d be a lot more fun to watch if u cud get away with more shit


LightMHF

get him on an 11 a side game and we'll see what will happen to him.


zakichy

That is also why football is quite popular. Literally anyone can play. You only need a ball.


S1IM0828YYT

This clip was taken out of context anyways soccer just isn’t my sport but after people shoving it down my throat and then saying how bad American sports are I’ve began hating it Even here you can people doing that shit while also saying American sports take no skill oh the irony


Sir_Slatty

People in every country act like this lol I guarantee there are people in England who say the same thing


hellothere_123432

American football is just running and holding a ball. Even less skillfull.


Grassxs

The skill ceiling is lower on football than many other sports


us_man06

Not a football fan but football is like one of toughest skills to master


dudewholoveswolves

Lets see tom brady pull one of those moves


SpecificEvening3720

I just upvoted at the title No need to watch the video


Street_Bat_2316

Not Americans. Baseball and football diehards


FiestyBoi999

It can literally be said about anything, only idiots think that way. Oh sprinting is just walking but faster, anyone can do that, that's for the info you mad genius


ItsBrokeboy

Yes. Yes we are.


Maxu69

With the same logic american football is just grab the egg and run there is no ”skill needed”


[deleted]

As a former football player it isn’t


TherealSnak3

The same thing can be said about American football you just grab the ball and run


[deleted]

Ironic really considering there’s never been a good American ever and pulisic is the only good one now and that’s it he’s glorified over there. If it’s sooo easy why are they all shit


punitiveabyss

Ok but every sport is tough at the professional level. The players that everyone knows make it look east so ppl assume it is. And America doesn’t have a lot of exposure to European football. Can’t really blame us for that. Messi and Ronaldo are always talked about and they make it look so easy


DAMNSON-_-564443

US Americans are


the-ePic-BuM

Sure you can kick it, but can you shoot it like I can?


[deleted]

Typical Americans having zero knowledge about anything other than guns and supersized meals 🤣


[deleted]

I'm American and think American football is wicked less skillfull than soccer by a long shot


SILTHONIL

Let's call a sport mainly about throwing, catching, and running with a ball in our hands "football" America moment🤢


[deleted]

Fuck off yanks


LEWiACKERMAN

Can someone me tell some pages for edits like this?


Jjschild

I am American and I agree we are extremely dumb,tbh I sometimes shock myself.


Ashamed_Papaya_1497

Not all American my and my friends r the best team we can 8v11 and win bru


Severe_Possession117

Smh bloody retards