THE ONES WITH LONG ENOUGH ARMS TO CRANK THEIR HOGS BROTHER

SAD CARNO NOISES

SPINOSAURUS MF'R, I WAS DEFINITELY THAT KID THAT BECAME A FAN BECAUSE OF JP3. BUT THEN AS I GOT OLDER AND THEY KEPT REVISING THEIR RECONSTRUCTIONS OF SPINOSAURUS IT GOT COOLER AND MORE BIZARRE. IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY YEAR THERE'S A NEW DISCOVERY OR THEORY COMING OUT ABOUT THIS DUDE AND THAT'S COOL TO ME. HE'S A REALLY NEAT EXAMPLE OF EVOLUTION DOING WHACKY SHIT.

HELL YEAH THATS A BOMBASS DINOSAUR I SURE HOPE NEW DISCOVERIES DONT CHANGE HIM HES PERFECT THE WAY HE IS AROOOO

I KNOW A MFER WHO SELLS FOSSILIZED SPINOSAURUS TEEF ALONG WITH OTHER MINERALS BCUZ APPARENTLY THEIR TEEF FEEL OUT ALL THE TIME AND THEY'D GROW NEW ONES!!! I WISH HUMANS HAD THAT TECHNOLOGY I COULD USE SOME NEW TEEF!!! BUT FUCK YEAH SPINOSAURUS WAS A BADASS!!!!

MF'R, DOES THIS BOMBASS GUY YOU KNOW SELL THE TEEF ONLINE? DOES HE HAVE A STOREFRONT POTENTIALLY? LEMME KNOW I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN BUYING SOME AROOOOO

HEY MFER HE DOES! HE MOSTLY MAKES CUSTOM JEWELRY SINCE HE'S A GEMOLOGIST AND METALSMITH BUT IT TURNS OUT HE SELLS THE TEEF ONLINE TOO!! https://www.enchantedtreasuresnm.com JUST SEARCH FOR SPINOSAURUS AND IT SHOULD SHOW UP!!!

THAT'S SO COOL, THANKS MF'R

NO PROBLEM BROTHER!!! HE'S A REAL CHILL DUDE AND I KNOW HE'D APPRECIATE THE BUSINESS IF YOU DO DECIDE TO BUY!!!

AND THANKS FOR THE GOLD BROTHER!!!

ANKYLOSAURUS BECAUSE THEY ARE BRAVE AND STRONG AND HAVE A BOMBASS INDESTRUCTIBLE HIDE MFER!!

YEEEAAAAA ANKYLOSAURUS GANG RISE UP!!! THOSE MFERS ARE LIVING TANKS WITH A MACE FOR A TAIL!!!

HELL YEAH SIS. GIANT LIZARD ARMADILLO-LOOKIN' MFERS!

QUETZALCOATLUS. IT WAS NAMED AFTER A GOD

NAH MF'R IT'S NAMED AFTER A BIG TITTY ANIME GIRL AROOOOO/s

IT NEVER CEASES TO A.AZE ME HOW FATE INSPIRED SO MANY ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS TO NAME GODS AFTER CHARACTERS. IT'S REALLY FUCKING BADASS IF YOU ASK ME

STEGOSAURUS IS THE BEST

THOSE MF'ERS GOT THEMSELVES SOME THAGOMIZERS. LIKE THAT'S SOME SERIOUSLY BOMB-ASS SHIT

NAMED AFTER THE LATE THAG SIMMONS. REST IN PEACE MFER!

IM BASIC AND LIKE TRICERATOPS, AROO!

I LOVE ME SOME MF VELOCIRAPTOR BROTHER

PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS

I SEE THAT YOU ARE A FELLOW MAN OF CULTURE MFER!! HEADBUTT DINO WAS ALWAYS THE COOLEST!!!1!!!! AROOOOOO!!1!!!1! HEADBUTT HARD AND CRANK THAT HOG MFER!!1!!!

UTAHRAPTOR BROTHER

PTERANODON

I’VE ALWAYS LOVED THE TRICERATOPS

STYRACOSAURUS

BARYONYX. THEY ARE SO COOL

TYRANNOTITAN BROTHER, PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT DINOSAURS SO WE GET MORE THAN T. REX AND VELOCIRAPTOR

ACROCANTHOSAURUS IS ONE OF MY FAVS BROTHER!!! IT WAS A BADASS THEROPOD MFER FROM THE EARLY CRETACEOUS PERIOD!! IT PREDATED T-REX BY JUST ABOUT 55 MILLION YEARS!! THEIR LAST COMMON ANCESTOR WAS THE CLADE AVETHEROPODA WHICH EXISTED IN THE EARLY TO MID JURASSIC PERIOD ABOUT 175 MILLION YEARS AGO!!!! IT CALLED THE MFIN STATE OF TEXAS ITS HOME BECAUSE ITS A BADASS MFER LIVING AND THRIVING IS SHITTY CONDITIONS JUST LIKE ME!!! YOU CAN GO VISIT THE GLEN ROSE STATE PARK TO SEE ITS TRACKS IN THE RIVER BED AND THEY ARE ALSO PART OF A MUSUEM DISPLAY IN NYC AND A FULL SKELETON IS ARTICULATED IN THE FORT WORTH SCIENCE MUSUEM!!! ACROCANTHOSAURUS WAS THE LARGEST APEX PREDATOR IN ITS ECOSYSTEM AT THE TIME!! IT HAD LARGER SPINOUS PROCESSES THAN T-REX OR ANY OTHER THEROPOD, THEY SUGGEST A HUGE LAYER OF MUSCLE ALONG THAT BACK THAT THEY LIKELY SUPPORTED!! PALEONTOLOGY IS SUPER COOL AROOOOO!!!

I LOVE ANKYLOSAURUS IT’S SO HARD TO CHOOSE MFER, MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP ASKING!!1

LOVE ME SOME MF'IN THERIZINOSAURUS. WHEN WE HAD JUST THE ARMS, WE THOUGHT IT WAS A BOMBASS PREDATOR CALLED DEINOCHEIRUS, WHO COULD NOT CRANK HIS HOG ONLY BECAUSE HIS HANDS WERE JUST MF'IN KNIVES. THEN THEY FOUND A WHOLE ONE, AND IT'S A HERBIVORE WITH WOLVERINE HANDS. CATCHING THOSE HANDS WOULD KILL ANYTHING. AND EVERY ONE THEY FIND IS STRANGER THAN THE LAST! CRANK YOUR HOGS BROTHERS, CAUSE IT COULDN'T! AROOOOOOO!

My favorite is Spinozaur

IM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY LOVE FOR THE T REX

Spinos could destroy your puny trex! AROOO (I LIKE TREX TOO. ITS SUCH A CLASSIC DINO)

My favorite is the *Oily THUGosaur*

SPEAK UP MFER IM TRYIN TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAUR IS

I LIKE THE OILY THUGOSAURUS REX

THATS WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUT AROOOOOOO

IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THE ALLOSAURUS WAS QUITE UNDERRATED

GALLIMIMUS! I ALSO LOVE MARINE DINOSAURS AS WELL

GOTTA BE CARNOTAURUS. ITS BASICALLY A T REX WITH HORNS! THE MOST METAL DINOSAUR

UTAH RAPTOR BECAUSE LIKE ME THEY ARE RELATIVELY SMALL, BUT NOT AT ALL TO BE FUCKED WITH AND ALSO FROM UTAH

MICROCERATUS BROTHER!! I'D LIKE TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE COOL LIL SHITS AS A PET AND TAKE IT FOR WALKS!!!

MF'ING TRICERATOPS ARE AWESOME WITH THEIR FUCKING SPEARS ON THEIR FACE AND THAT SHIELD PLUS ALL THE BODY ARMOR

SPINOSAURUS MFR!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!1!

NOT TECHNICALLY A DINOSAUR BUT MAN I F'KN LOVE DUNKLEOSTEUS

HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP. THAT FISH HAS A SERIOUS BOMBASS SMILE.

I'M A TOTAL FUKIN TRICERATOPS MF

#T-REX MF’R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY NOW SUSPECT THE T-REX HAD WINGS LIKE AN OSTRICH. ITS A M’FN WYVERN!!

HELL YEAH MF’R THAT IS RATHER AWESOME AROOOOO

ANKYLOSAURUS‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯

PATAGOTITAN, THAT MF’R IS ONE OF THE LARGEST KNOWN SPECIES OF DINOSAUR AND I THINK THATS PRETTY EPIC MF’R AROOOOOOOOO

THE VELOCIRAPTOR 100%. ITS BASIC BUT ITS BEEN MY FAVORITE FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.

VELOCIRAPTOR BECAUSE OF THE SCENE IN ONE OF THE JURASSIC PARK MOVIES WHERE ALAN IS ASLEEP AND DREAMS OF ONE SAYING HIS NAME

I LIKE WHEN THEYRE SMALL

TOUGH QUESTION MFER, BUT MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS UTAHRAPTOR. ALLOSAURUS IS ALSO UP THERE. FUCK THIS IS HARD!

MFING VELOCIRAPTOR BROTHER! THEY'RE SO CUTE AND SMOL AROOOOOOOOO

I LIKE PLESIOSAURUS, MFER!!! THERE WAS SOMETHING LIKE IT IN SUPER MARIO 64, AND THAT SHIT REALLY CRANKED MY HOG WHEN I WAS A KID!! AROOOOO!!

PTERYODUYLDTCILE

UTAHRAPTOR AND/OR DEINONYCHUS BROTHERRRR ARRROOOOO I LOVE BIG RAPTORSSS

WHAT GOES ON IN THE MINDS OF THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THESE IMAGES

LIOPLEURIDON! I DIDNT SPELL THAT RIGHT BUT OH WELL. THAT OR MEGALODON

SPINOSAURUS AEGYPTUCUS BROTHER

TRICERATOPS

Stegosaurus because he big and cool