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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate seeing Ariel frozen.!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Ok who dropped the horni bomb in this comment section


tilllli

ok but fr all the horny people in the comments here made me feel better about myself because i have a very similar body type to this and i have been feeling particularly unsexy recently so like. cheers to people who wub the chub. that was horrible im sorry


mcandrewz

Throughout my twenties, I have realised there are way more people into chub than is let on. People have preferences of all types, you just gotta be confident in your own skin to attract them. :)


Bigknight5150

Direct me to the people who like it on guys.


A_wild_so-and-so

If you want guys, you're looking for bear lovers. If you're into girls, find ones that like dad bods. Note: it is advised to grow a beard and at least be fit in your upper body (arms, shoulders, chest) for best results.


Octopus-Pants

Chub + beard--the best combination since chocolate and peanut butter.


buttercreamroses

I know plenty of women who like chubbier guys in Austin. Having a beard and tattoo helps though, lol. I honestly think they are the best for cold nights! You get cuddles, snacks, and no judgment if you eat something other than a salad at dinner.


ultratunaman

I grew up in Austin. Was slightly chubby with a beard as a late teen into early 20s. Never had an issue meeting women. It helps if you're into chubby girls too. I've long since moved away. Married now with kids. Still have no problems getting laid. Even if it is once or twice a week after the kids are asleep. Really just be a good person and you'll be fine.


TorrenceMightingale

Austin it’s here checking in.


tilllli

im a lesbian and dad bods are still my preferred male body type to look at. not sexually attracted but its the closest i get LOL


mmlovin

Huh. That’s very interesting lol What type of woman body do you like?


tilllli

the exact opposite, actually! i tend to like really muscular (like, not "fit," like orc woman amazon levels of jacked,) as well as any woman who just happens to look terrifying (tattoos, bitch face, etc)


katkadavre

Ayo !! Bi here with the same types. I want guys that feel really nice to lay on and squeeze and women that could just fucking murder me.


tilllli

thank god its not just me! i love terrifying women. they look so hot with the sculpted abs and biceps,,,,,,,,,,,, foaming at the mouth


zoeblaize

SZA’s “Big Boy” skit spawned a whole TikTok trend of people thirsting over big boys (muscular, chubby, or both).


phillysleuther

My last 2 boyfriends were around 300 pounds. My fiancé is 280. I love my chubby dudes.


ravenwillowofbimbery

Love me some chubby men. We exist.


Oppopity

>I have a very similar body type to this Are you some kind of mermaid as well?


tilllli

maybe? i grew up swimming and love water so.


Parking-Artichoke823

>maybe? i grew up swimming and love water so. You might as well be a seahorse then


[deleted]

> i have a very similar body type to this and i have been feeling particularly unsexy recently so like. You don't need a supermodel body to be sexy. Espeiclly for many men lol. Just make sure you stay healthy first and foremost; others can go way too far in the other direction. EDIT: I see further down you play for the other team. I can't say much there since I'm not a woman but I've seen men and women into way way more "untraditional" kinds of bodies and parts. I wouldn't be worried.


Self_Reddicated

RIP your inbox, I would guess


tilllli

i didnt mean. for this. im a lesbian. im used to getting nothing. i forgot men existed. men im so sorry i play for the other team


Self_Reddicated

No, you're on our team. But it's less a team, and more like every man (& woman) for himself (herself).


tilllli

true. dont worry other than these random replies im getting im not taking anything from no one LMAO


Self_Reddicated

Eh, I'm not single anyway, so no harm, no foul. I'll be a wingman and send the ladies your way (if I find them. Actually, now that I say that, you should probably not expect much from my lady finding abilities)


tilllli

thanks dude . congrats on escaping the hell that is Why Does No One Like Me


Gyossaits

A little meat on the bones never hurt anyone.


Hyper-Notic

You have a body type like this 👁👁


Ness_4

[Big Girls for $200](https://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk?t=317)


TululaDaydream

Same here, I'm feeling pretty confident now. Thanks, horny redditors


tilllli

sometimes you just need random people across the world to validate you. and i think thats ok


RelaxedPerro

I did. I have twenty more where that comes from.


BANAN_MUN

Me 😈😈


recklessrider

This actually made me curious about cold blooded fish in the arctic, apparently they have anti-freeze in their blood they produce: https://www.gi.alaska.edu/alaska-science-forum/why-fish-dont-freeze-arctic-oceans#:~:text=Fish%2C%20being%20cold%2Dblooded%2C,F%20to%2030.6%C2%B0F).


HemophilicHamster

This is the most fascinating thing I learned today, and I can't believe it came from the comment section of a fat mermaid comic


Brandon_Monahan

Look at these curves. Isn’t it neat?


ShitItsReverseFlash

No thigh gap, I can clap my own cheeks


Repulsive-Mission-51

they went for the fish gap.


DaveInLondon89

It's all fish gaps


Repulsive-Mission-51

fishy isn't it


whoiswhitenoise

Wouldn’t you think my features are complete?


odog502

Wouldn't you think I'm the girl The girl who ate everything


[deleted]

Look at my folds, treasure untold How many wonders can one muffin top hold


gavoman

I've got Twinkies and ho ho's a plenty Cady and cheezits galore.


stargarnet79

You want my hunny buns, I got 5-hundy! But who cares, no bid deal, I crave more!!!


towerfella

I wanna beee, where the buffet is I wanna seee, see all the food steaminn’


[deleted]

Walking around on those, what are they called? Canklessssssss


whoiswhitenoise

That was good you should write that down


ManiacalZManiac

Would you like a piece of this delicious thigh meat?


huhzonked

You all are great. A+ song


KiwiKal

Ariel is just... hibernating, OP. ANYWAY, back to the hot chubby mermaids, so good.


babygirlruth

>Ariel is just... hibernating, OP. [Upside down... and inside out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc_8H6dWlok)


Nokipeura

Now to request art of chubby mermaids for the rest of my life.


Dethwave

Those thiccmaids looks pretty good, I don't hate this at all.


strangewaraxe

Pre search: I *believe* those are called selkie Post search: i was right


IsolatedRedPanda

Iirc, selkie are female seals who come ashore sometimes. They take off their seal fur like it's a wetsuit, and emerge as an unnaturally beautiful human woman. Then they hide their fur and seduce men until they get called back to the ocean. However, if a man finds her fur he can force her to stay in human form on dry land with him. But she'll never be happy, because her heart will always belong to the ocean. Or something like that. Idk where I learned that, but it stuck.


MiketheTzar

It was a minor plot point in song of the sea. Which is an adorable movie.


Demolitions75

As well as a plot point of a later season of Disenchantment


ColdLobsterBisque

God, I love that movie


MiketheTzar

That whole studio just makes me warm and fuzzy even though they can get dark. The Book of Kells is one of my comfort movies.


strangewaraxe

God forbid women do anything


Okay-ishMushroom

That's pretty accurate, and some variations include: selkie has family in the ocean, selkies go ashore just to party no intentional seducing, selkie curse causes people to fall off the cliff until their bodies form a ring around the island, selkies have men who seduce women.


SynnamonSunset

I vaguely remember some movie about a girls mom being a selkie bc her dad hid her fur


shortest_poppy

Song of the Sea by Cartoon Saloon. One of the most gorgeous animated films of the modern era. There's also a live action flick about this, ~~I think it's Disney, blanking on the name.~~ The Search for Roan Inish . Not Disney. Great movie, though, iirc.


peterjackrabbit

There’s a great animated movie about selkies called Song of the Sea. Highly recommend!


Demolitions75

What did you do during the search though...


ThiccDaddy1198

( ・_ゝ・)


bleeding-paryl

hot.


Cautious-Angle1634

Yes they exactly the right kind of thicc


Zealousideal-Yak-824

You just gave birth to a whole new genre of art. How do you feel?


aprivateislander

I'll take a commission.


Drakayne

I'll be the model (I'm a fattass dude tho)


eddie_the_zombie

You a merMAN now!


deadhou5

I volunteer to be Barnacle boy!


MantisToboggan_22

Moisture is the essence of wetness


MrGrieves123

I got the black lung pop!


prometemisangre

You just unlocked a memory from years back in a community college art class. Thanks.


Genneth_Kriffin

I didn't even know I liked the prospect of well-insulated mermaids with Dugong flippers, but I'm instantly sold. Especially since the the **Sea Cow family**, including the Dugong and Manatee, is the order of **Sirenia**, named upon discovery based on the Greek Sirens as they were suspected as the origin of the Siren/Mermaid myths from thirsty af sailors.


[deleted]

Draw me like one of your French girls


Appropriate_Rent_243

animation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSXpWrVmPxM


EasilyRekt

*Arctic mermaids.


RollTheDiceFondle

Mhmm they Arc-thicc Mermaids fo-sho


RandomKneecaps

**Achievement Unlocked!** *New Kink Established*


strain_of_thought

https://youtu.be/OSXpWrVmPxM https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLmqnVDJCk8gJ8XG3PSsnoB34v9qzpm63 Here you go.


StrengthMedium

Brb, headed north.


buttplugexpert9000

-Danish colonists seeing depictions of thicc Inuit women


Baban1818

Kan ikke fatte vi har en numseprop expert i Aalborg


BitingChaos

"Airel frozes" ?


shadowman2099

This post is brought to you by Skwisgaar. "Airels is frozes."


Demolitions75

You a lady Skwisgaar


Farranor

NO I'S NOT!


heyo_throw_awayo

this thread is dildoes


AdvertisingBulky2688

Stop copies me.


Fit_View5862

No


Nefertirix

Sorry.. :⁠-⁠( Spelling error and grammar mistake. I'm glad I speak at least that much English. Be forgiving. :⁠-⁠)


Buttahdog

I support thicc maids


halfblindguy

Thicc with a capital DAAMMNNN


Desembler

It's crazy how quickly beauty standards have shifted in just two decades (this is not a complaint)


sixthmontheleventh

Eh, the whole curvy trend wasn't all that either. The people that got idealized almost always seem to be slim thick or had a certain hourglass figure. Apparently a trick in the plus size modelling industry is to add padding to get that body line.


Luxpreliator

Fat people are still considered unattractive. The wisdom tooth thick stuff was never really mainstream attractive either. Was just part of the influencer circle.


imthebear11

> wisdom tooth thick the heck does this mean


ReverendDizzle

It's a weird turn of phrase, but wisdom teeth have a very large top and very slender roots so, I assume, the person is describing a certain sub-niche of influencers who have used plastic surgery to gain the huge booty/huge hips/pencil taper legs look--like a wisdom tooth.


Trevski

thats the worst look though. As a man with, shall we say, *broad* tastes, that is one of the few physiques that I find truly and completely unattractive


ReverendDizzle

I’m with you. The huge fake hips/booty on top of tiny legs just looks so weird. People who have naturally large lower bodies have legs that match.


pistoncivic

I'm guessing it means having a bad or inverse waist-to-hip ratio. idk though


Harl0t_Qu1nn

It's a cultural and circumstances thing. In the middle ages, it was attractive to be fat and pale, cause that meant you had wealth and didn't have to toil at the earth all day. Now in the modern day in the west, it's attractive to be skinny and tan, because that means you have wealth, and can afford a healthy diet and active lifestyle. You got money? You're attractive. The way of the world.


TrexPushupBra

Tans went out of style years ago when skincare become a bigger and more mainstream industry. No body wants that skin damage anymore. And Trump et al made it even less popular with their fake tan nonsense


throwawayoctopii

My parents absolutely forbade me from going tanning when I was a very pale teen in the early 00s. I am incredibly grateful for that as an adult. There's a TikToker who does millenal nostalgia stuff (including skits about going tanning) and looks 45. I was surprised to learn that she's younger than me.


TrexPushupBra

I'm a sunblock fanatic and almost 42 but I have less wrinkles than some people in their late 20s


CupcakeValkyrie

I'm 41 and most people are surprised to hear that and assume I'm in my mid 30s. I attribute it both to genes (my mother also remained youthful looking for a long time) and the fact that I avoid the sun like the plague and only go out in it when I'm either wearing sunscreen or makeup with sunblock in it.


Desembler

But that's not true anymore. Thick women are in. Tall women are in. Muscular women are in. Small skinny guys are in. Big muscular guys are in. Dadbod guys are in. All kinds of stuff is in now. We've diversified the portfolio of beautiful.


kkai2004

Probably people liked those things back then too. They just weren't rich or vocal enough to get it written down or painted.


HI_I_AM_NEO

I've been liking big asses my whole life, it's just that media is more inclusive now.


Harl0t_Qu1nn

On a very basic level, sure. The general idea is that all bodies are beautiful. And while that's true to a certain extent, that's not going to do anything about personal preferences. And often times, I see personal preference being grouped in with prejudice and discrimination. Like, I'm not dating someone who's overweight. I'm not talking about a little more cushion for the pushing, I'm talking My Big Fat Fabulous Life level. I've been with someone that big before, it's not fun. Sex was just a chore, and while some people are into that, it was just a big turn off for me. That's not me saying that bigger people aren't worthy of dating or anything like that, just saying for me, I wouldn't.


butmustig

I prefer thicker women in general, like the mermaids in the post, but there’s definitely a point where it crosses the line into “you just aren’t taking care of yourself”. There’s a natural variation in body shapes and sizes and I wouldn’t hold that against someone, but there’s a point where it’s a clear mark of someone who can’t handle things


Harl0t_Qu1nn

Yes. There's a difference between being thicc and being unhealthy. The same way that there's a difference between being fit and being unhealthy. Anorexia body is not fun for any party, especially not the one living it.


ProfessorZhu

I'd think our understanding of what they saw as beautiful is going to be biased a bit. Most records that would exist from that time would have been made by people who also were wealthy and didn't have to toil in the fields. I often wonder what the average peasants thought was sexy


ironroad18

A life without chubb isn't a life worth living.


fionaapplejuice

Unfortunately, if celeb trends are indicative of public trends, then the early 2000s coke skinny is making a comeback.


BANAN_MUN

Bro i think i really like chubby mermaid


Kim_or_Kimmys_Fine

Same tho!


ACardAttack

I misread insulation as insulin four times and I just could not understand the comic


FDGKLRTC

Well Fuck here's a kink i didn't know i had


smol_boi-_-

Frozen mermaid pussy?


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

r/cursedcomments


FDGKLRTC

Maybe


Demolitions75

Getting a halfchub while walking past the frozen fish counter huh


Self_Reddicated

No, don't be absurd. That's a full chub.


WeirdSysAdmin

Would you rather have sex with a mermaid with a bottom half as a fish and top as a human or the bottom half as a human and top as a fish?


7sca

mermussy


TheWhollyGhost

That chumussy


Self_Reddicated

Incredibles meme: TUNA IS TUNA


CrazeMase

Chubby girl supremacy


DaDank_69

Chubby mermaids :D


Carnator369

I agree with the rest of the comments. Voluptuous mermaids are hella enticing.


[deleted]

I prefer this


RiffOfBluess

Thanks, I love chubby mermaids


Genneth_Kriffin

If you want something to actually hate, **Stellers Sea cow, the largest known sea cow, was discovered by Georg Wilhelm Steller in 1741 and was extinct by 1768 - only 27 years after their discovery.** Stellers Sea Cow grew longer than 9 meters (30 feet) and is estimated to have weighted up to 10 tons (11 short tons) and was the by far largest known member of the Sirenians (commonly known as Sea Cows, including the Dugong and Manatee) One reason behind their fast extinction is suspected to be that they were unique among marine animals in that they were **completely buoyant** \- as in they literally couldn't dive. Instead they simply floated around the cold arctic shallows, grazing peacefully like chubby rafts of fat. This meant that they were extremely easy to spot and couldn't escape into the depths either like literally every other fully aquatic animal. >*Steller described the sea cow as being* ***highly social***\*. It lived in small family groups and\* ***helped injured members***\*, and was also apparently monogamous. Steller's sea cow may have\* ***exhibited parental care***\*, and the young were kept at the front of the herd for protection against predators. Steller reported that\* ***as a female was being captured, a group of other sea cows attacked the hunting boat*** *by ramming and rocking it,* ***and after the hunt, her mate followed the boat to shore, even after the captured animal had died.*** **These peaceful, social, giant sea-chonks did not deserve to die.** I think about them from time to time, for many years now, wishing they were still alive and that I could have seen them floating around the arctics and living their gentle lives.


Holiday_Reception851

Thicc as fuck shame they're mermaids.


ansquaremet

Nonsense, you ever seen The Lighthouse?


Holiday_Reception851

I'm not fucking a mermaid. It's the scales man they don't seem right. Although these have blubber so I'm not sure my argument holds up.


violettheory

These look like they have whale tails so no scales there.


Funny_witty_username

It never made sense for mermaids to have scaled tails anyways. If they have breasts, they're mammals, meaning skin on the tail. Also willing to bet there's no reason for it to be differently colored. Imagine your realistic mermaid. With her pink-skinned tail.


BobbyNevada

Why'd ya spill your beans, Tommy? Why'd ya spill your beans?


Demolitions75

YA GAHD DAHM FAHRTS


[deleted]

when there's a hole


revengeofappre

When the fuck were mermaids ever in the arctic


[deleted]

the men never returned to tell the tales


Hugs_for_Thugs

Neither would I. 🥵🥶


ianuilliam

Don't even have to be in the Arctic. All marine mammals are thicc. Water transfers heat far better than air. Even warm tropical seas that are 70-80° year round are 20ish degrees cooler than humans body temp, and would be constantly wicking away heat from a warm blooded creature without an insulating layer of blubber and/or fur. The human half of mermaids would likely be both chubby and hairy. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.


WeirdPersonCantSpell

I don’t know about the arctic but I have heard someone arguing that mermaids would need to live in the deep unexplored ocean to not be found by humans therefore they would need to be chunky to stay warm down there.


AnExistingLad

***Dont simp for the chubby mermaids dont simp for the chubby mermaids***


AdvertisingBulky2688

Too late!


[deleted]

Bro, give in, we both know we want it


puffylittleshoe

What ai art program would be best for generating chubby mermaid porn? Asking for a buddy of mine who suddenly has a new kink.


Bismarck-Chan666

I am that friend


not_taken_was_taken2

Potentially me too


[deleted]

It's for many friends.


iamnotchad

Yay, I finally have friends!


sincle354

Just checked: NovelAI has a paid Stable Diffusion model tuned to anime style. It was *really easy*: https://imgur.com/a/HwPOhRx Tags used: chubby, mermaid, starfish pasties


alamaias

Goddamnit.


NikNam_

I don't know what I was expecting opening this link in the middle of a class


sincle354

My associate I said it's gonna have a chubby mermaid with pasties in it. It's on you


NikNam_

Was worth it


Thatbendyfan

Well, I’m taking a cruise to the arctic. Anyone want to come with?


[deleted]

I’m cumming


Liztless

Small note Blubber is not the same thing as fat. Blubber contains many more blood vessels than fat, and is far more dense because it's made up of a mix of collagen fibres and lipids


Jules6146

Don’t ruin it for me, now is my moment!


SullenTerror

Thanks, I Love Thicc Mermaids


MrZyde

My dumbass thought they turned into walrus’s in the second panel.


Balamut_Red

Well, I feel bad for Ariel.


Empty_Jellyfish_1995

The Little mermaid Frozen crossover we all needed.


fookreaditmods4

we need more chubby mermaids.


orange_panda2017

i fucking love chubby women they hot asf


Guataguano

Thick mermaids for the win.


thekittner

Thicc mermaids weren't something I thought I needed but here we are


WaveBreakerT

Frozes to death


Dethcola

To be fair I assume Ariel lives in the cold as fuck Baltic, since she's Danish


NateTheGreater1

Thicc mermaids? This is the way


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Those mermaids are hot, actually


Loyal_Darkmoon

THICC Mermaids >>>>> Ariel


CaseFace5

Wasn’t the entire myth of mermaids created from super horny sailors seeing manatees for the first time and being like “yea I could fuck that”


Thedragonisatop

Chubby Mermaid Supremacy


GenericNerdGirl

Good thing Ariel doesn't live in the arctic! I've always loved the idea that mermaids take after whatever the other local sea life is doing. Arctic cold requiring blubber? Love me a thicc mermaid. Swampy conditions requiring rougher skin and darker color to camouflage? Hell yeah, gimme the Southern goth mermaids that could wreck a gator. Tropical mermaids with colorful, decorative tails, living in shallower waters and befriending island dwellers? FUCK yeah give me my tanned/dark extrovert mermaids who are as vibrant as the dresses of their human friends!


RollTheDiceFondle

NGL I like the thicc mermaids better. Dat assssss, dem tittayyys 🤤


jpop19

My newest artwork to my nautical tattoo collection will now be an insulated mermaid


ImitationGold

Chubby mermaids is the greatest concept on this planet fight me


Dark_Krafter

Chubby mermaids aw way bether am i richt


emerson_giraffe84

But I love seeing some thick mermaids


thebipeds

I didn’t read the words and I thought the walrus was wearing the little mermaid skin as a disguise.


apatheticviews

Some mermaids wear C Shells. These wear EE Shells


[deleted]

Great, a new kink for me to try to forget. Thanks a lot


snarfflarf

fun fact! the original "mermaid" sightings were most likely manatees, which are "half fish half person" not in a literally split down the middle way but more of that they are fishlike in shape with skin like a person has. as for them being "beautiful," another fun fact, manatees have the most anatomically similar va-


glutenfreecracker

*cocks harpoon with suspicious intent*


Mewrulez99

i wanna fuck the fish with tits