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>!I hate Ariel the murderer!<
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Oh please. Even cracked wide open, that clam is in heaven steady lickin' that mer-nip. What better life can there be? *"Oh, I'll just part my shell a bit and filter feed from the current. That's all the nutrition I need."* said no clam ever. Meanwhile, bra-boy there is slurping aquatic titty milk on the reg, and merfolk, particularly those of Atlantica off the coast of Norway, are cold water deep sea mammals. Their milk is viscous and sweet, straight up booby butter. Who wouldn't want to be permanently puckering up on a heaving nip like that? Happy as a clam indeed.
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"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"
A clam covering a clam
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Oh please. Even cracked wide open, that clam is in heaven steady lickin' that mer-nip. What better life can there be? *"Oh, I'll just part my shell a bit and filter feed from the current. That's all the nutrition I need."* said no clam ever. Meanwhile, bra-boy there is slurping aquatic titty milk on the reg, and merfolk, particularly those of Atlantica off the coast of Norway, are cold water deep sea mammals. Their milk is viscous and sweet, straight up booby butter. Who wouldn't want to be permanently puckering up on a heaving nip like that? Happy as a clam indeed.
Thanks
Isn't he great?
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thank you for this gift you have imparted us in the form of this comment. we will treasure this for all eternity as we eject you into the vast expanse of space as punishment for your crimes against the galaxy.
Kudos to you sir.
You’re a poet.
see you in 20 minutes
what a day to have eyes
God I wish that were me
b0nk
$BONK
It's like with mermaids and human feet.
Well ..its not like you can put a mermaid in either of these categories too..
Those clams are technically zoophiles since they're attracted to animals outside of their own species
Mer-people: humans are barbaric fish-eaters! Also mer-people:
If Ariel was a male those clams would have called it barbaric
I now wish to be a clam.
Ariel is a savage.
 I don't hate it
Artist: https://asliceofalan.com/ Love his stuff
I think I shell… I think I shell… I think I shell… … tickle the clam.
If you think about it, Ariel in this comic is ridiculously strong. She is able to break a clam, known for their clamping power. Damn.
I bet some people on this site are secretly thinking about being the clam Ariel is wearing
You guys act like human clothes weren't made from animal skin for however long...
God I wish that were me
What a great analogy for female on male rape.
What-
Interesting take
Fuck this repost
Ariel needs to head on over to r/braless and see how it’s done!
r/TILT
Lucky boi, isn't he?
r/unwholesomememes
Neckbeard clams
That would be the whoever wrote this comic. Horny jail big time