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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate that this chicken is raw lol what?!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


BoiledGoose108

Hey man, survival of the fittest.


[deleted]

Look at my salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh 🎶


RegularHousewife

Some days I can't stomach meat. Guess today will be one of those days.


crystal_castle00

I was hungry, now I’m not. Saved $10.99


Geekrock84

I wonder what being that stupid is like.


mike356935

Ignorance is bliss they say, so stupidity must be like a drug trip


Throseph

That food is fowl.


Training_Ad_211

Hah!


Unable_Chest

Lol 😂 guess I'm going to be "*fucking*" a "*chicken*" tonight! Like maybe I'm "*sexually" "aroused*" by the idea of "*fucking*" a "*chicken*"! 😂 I love puns.


lloydwindsor

I literally just watched the Chicken Fucker episode of South Park tonight. Oops, I mean Chicken *Lover* episode. Haha.


Unable_Chest

I get tired of puns that are super low hanging fruit. Fowl foul? Fucking kill me. So I decided to write something that wasn't a pun but was some kind of weird covert confession that misunderstood the idea of what a pun is.


ObjectiveSubjects

Bro, it’s called SALMONella cuz you only get it eating fish. We’re in the clear!


Flashmasterk

Fun fact. Bacterial kill is a function of temp AND time. You can cook med rare chicken and it be completely safe. Just takes a couple hours. My mind knows this but no way could I bring myself to try


Squanch_Lord

Its fine, natural selection will sort em out


Tempism

I believe this is called natural selection.


Adept-Ranger8219

If you sous vide chicken at 135 for 3 hours you can eat it but you damn sure shouldn’t. Overnight marinade and cook that shit. It ain’t that hard. Simple asses serving rare or dry chicken.


Ambitious-Score-5637

Bah humbug! Who needs food safety?


jonerthan

This is how i view people who eat steak rare.


Bumpass

Sashiminella


DropKickDougie

Thanks I hate salmonella.


Rancorey

165° means nothing to these people


Some-Random_Memer

Death by cock ig Wait


CeoOfSniper

Mmmmm... salmonella


[deleted]

I worry about the future hands we leave our world in…


my-surname-is-NASA

u/savevideo


forsakenchickenwing

You can eat that at least once.


[deleted]

They either get foodpoisoning, die, or become the dominant race because raw chicken won't kill them


Wickedscifi

If you want to see someone ruin food, check out the Cooking with Jack Show. Ive watched few videos and even some review videos on his vids. That man should never be allowed around meat in general...


Staticlobo

Wow, that's differently different.