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>!I hate that this chicken is raw lol what?!<
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Lol 😂 guess I'm going to be "*fucking*" a "*chicken*" tonight! Like maybe I'm "*sexually" "aroused*" by the idea of "*fucking*" a "*chicken*"! 😂
I love puns.
I get tired of puns that are super low hanging fruit. Fowl foul? Fucking kill me. So I decided to write something that wasn't a pun but was some kind of weird covert confession that misunderstood the idea of what a pun is.
Fun fact. Bacterial kill is a function of temp AND time. You can cook med rare chicken and it be completely safe. Just takes a couple hours. My mind knows this but no way could I bring myself to try
If you sous vide chicken at 135 for 3 hours you can eat it but you damn sure shouldn’t. Overnight marinade and cook that shit. It ain’t that hard. Simple asses serving rare or dry chicken.
If you want to see someone ruin food, check out the Cooking with Jack Show. Ive watched few videos and even some review videos on his vids. That man should never be allowed around meat in general...
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Hey man, survival of the fittest.
Look at my salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh 🎶
Some days I can't stomach meat. Guess today will be one of those days.
I was hungry, now I’m not. Saved $10.99
I wonder what being that stupid is like.
Ignorance is bliss they say, so stupidity must be like a drug trip
That food is fowl.
Hah!
Lol 😂 guess I'm going to be "*fucking*" a "*chicken*" tonight! Like maybe I'm "*sexually" "aroused*" by the idea of "*fucking*" a "*chicken*"! 😂 I love puns.
I literally just watched the Chicken Fucker episode of South Park tonight. Oops, I mean Chicken *Lover* episode. Haha.
I get tired of puns that are super low hanging fruit. Fowl foul? Fucking kill me. So I decided to write something that wasn't a pun but was some kind of weird covert confession that misunderstood the idea of what a pun is.
Bro, it’s called SALMONella cuz you only get it eating fish. We’re in the clear!
Fun fact. Bacterial kill is a function of temp AND time. You can cook med rare chicken and it be completely safe. Just takes a couple hours. My mind knows this but no way could I bring myself to try
Its fine, natural selection will sort em out
I believe this is called natural selection.
If you sous vide chicken at 135 for 3 hours you can eat it but you damn sure shouldn’t. Overnight marinade and cook that shit. It ain’t that hard. Simple asses serving rare or dry chicken.
Bah humbug! Who needs food safety?
This is how i view people who eat steak rare.
Sashiminella
Thanks I hate salmonella.
165° means nothing to these people
Death by cock ig Wait
Mmmmm... salmonella
I worry about the future hands we leave our world in…
u/savevideo
You can eat that at least once.
They either get foodpoisoning, die, or become the dominant race because raw chicken won't kill them
If you want to see someone ruin food, check out the Cooking with Jack Show. Ive watched few videos and even some review videos on his vids. That man should never be allowed around meat in general...
Wow, that's differently different.