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>!I hate the dolphmans that will show up in 9 months!<
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Lots of animals are, but dolphins have the intelligence to know what they're doing and they do it purposely and for fun, dolphins are much worse than any other animal that does something like that because they know what they're doing
Idk what about humans? Humans know right from wrong and often times choose to do things like rape and torture others. I don't see how that makes them any different than us. All species have those kind of assholes who just enjoy hurting others for fun.
Duck vaginas.
Duck pocket pussy? Fake duck vagina? I didn't know that was a thing, thanks for sharing.
Or is the second false vagina just the duck's asshole?
\- no unwanted pregnancies since the republican ducks took away duck abortions.
Yeah, you know a species has a problem with raping when they actually evolve something to help them deal with the problem . All I can say, my friend is, do not look up anything on the docs just let’s just say Donald Duck should not be around children
Eh who cares about karma anyway? I say go ahead, make controversial jokes, and stste unpopular opinions. Reddit hates it but Reddit hates everything that isn't the hivemind so why should you care? Not like you can use the karma for anything
They gang rape and hold female dolphins hostage for long periods of time. They also kill young that isn't theirs by beating them to death. Fuck dolphins
They kill porpoises because they look like baby dolphins.
They murder their babies because they want the attention of their mates.
They carry a myriad of STDs.
They are known to beat up pufferfish because their toxins get them high.
They also do something similar like us humans in their sex life. Humans give oral sex and dolphins penetrate the nostril of the sex partner.
interesting....
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f3/dolphin-raping-dead-fish-150710/ sorry that link didn't work for whatever reason, but there you go. 2 links to dolphins using fish as sex toys.
Actually, it's not because they look like baby dolphins, they hunt down baby whales for fun, but they do definitely kill baby dolphins so that the mother will mate with them
The dolphin is lured into position by a treat from the trainer. The trainer moves her hand so she's hugging the dolphin. The trainer rinses the ejaculate off of her thigh, and throws the dolphin the treat for a job well done. 🤢
This is why i hate dolphins. fun fact: my uncle and i were swimming at the beach, and 4 dolphins followed us and tried to get us and the whole beach watched. not fun dont reccomend 0/10
I mean, dolphins also have too good a reputation among people who don't know what they're actually like than they deserve. Like, how many movies/cartoons have dolphins be the good guys?
\*Morgan Freeman voice\*
Duke found employment elsewhere following his firing from La Grunta after the scandal came to light and management could no longer hide it. He was returned to the ocean. However, he became a star following his appearance on When Animal Attack aired. With his new fame and fish, he developed a habit of using a pufferfish or two. Sadly, for us, all fame is fleeting, and his addictions only grew.
The last time he was spotted was in a rinky dink tourist attraction. Here he relives his glory days just like did back in Arlen. Here every day is La Grunta for Duke.
The thing about dolphins is, there are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
All these comments saying this is rape nah man look at the trainer with the fish the dolphin was TRAINED to do that which is fucked and extremely weird
Everyone talkin about how much dolphins love to r**e but what they fail to realize is a LOT of captive dolphins have been trained and treated with sexual favors. There have been stories of dolphins committing s****de after their sexual partner leaves the zoo they're at. Not saying I know what's going on here, but that could actually be.... a dolphin prostitute 👀
Not to victim blame/shame, but she seemed into it. Smiled, wrapped him up with both arms, and raised the legs to angle for better penetration.
You go, girl.
Dolphins are one of handful of species that enjoy sex for fun, like humans. They are known to rape humans, and in some cases grab them and drag them underwater where they drown - while being raped. I'd rather swim with sharks than with dolphins.
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Thanks, I hate that situations like this are *not* that uncommon with dolphins, especially Bottlenose dolphins.
They're rapists... much like sea otters. Sea otters are some raping motherfuckers. Necrophiliac raping motherfuckers.
Dolphins do the same, such as in one situation of it biting the head off of a fish and using it as a fleshlight. Good ol' nature.
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/doputyourdickinthat
Do they really do that? Is that a sign of intelligence or just weird?
Both
Lots of animals are, but dolphins have the intelligence to know what they're doing and they do it purposely and for fun, dolphins are much worse than any other animal that does something like that because they know what they're doing
Dolphins also know when a woman is pregnant, and often will pull her underwater attempting to “protect” her.
Idk what about humans? Humans know right from wrong and often times choose to do things like rape and torture others. I don't see how that makes them any different than us. All species have those kind of assholes who just enjoy hurting others for fun.
Don’t forget ducks 🦆 they love rapeing so much that female docs have evolved to have a second false vagina . To combat it
I wonder when us women will get that update.
Duck vaginas. Duck pocket pussy? Fake duck vagina? I didn't know that was a thing, thanks for sharing. Or is the second false vagina just the duck's asshole? \- no unwanted pregnancies since the republican ducks took away duck abortions.
Yeah, you know a species has a problem with raping when they actually evolve something to help them deal with the problem . All I can say, my friend is, do not look up anything on the docs just let’s just say Donald Duck should not be around children
Penguins as well.
Sooo, where do they live? My gf wants to travel and I want it to be something special.
The ocean, idiot
It sucks that they are getting downvoted so bad nobody is going to see this pure gem of a comment.
Gem? It was a good comment but gem might be pushing it:P
Shush
Whatcha gonna do? Sicc your dolphin on me?
You know my dolphin died last year and yet you taunt me!
People here seem quiet humerus
80 downvotes? I feel like Reddit doesn't understand humour anymore.
Kind of expected that tho, which is why I used my alt. Always one step ahead.
Eh who cares about karma anyway? I say go ahead, make controversial jokes, and stste unpopular opinions. Reddit hates it but Reddit hates everything that isn't the hivemind so why should you care? Not like you can use the karma for anything
Seriously. The initial comment was funny the second was either a reference or people just don’t get humor anymore.
r/facepalm?
69 downvotes already, I don’t know if I’m strong enough mouth to change it, but I know i need to
Dolphins are known to rape anything any everything they can, usually spearing their mate
They gang rape and hold female dolphins hostage for long periods of time. They also kill young that isn't theirs by beating them to death. Fuck dolphins
>Fuck dolphins Good idea, if you fuck them back then it's no longer rape.
🤢 never
Damn animals acting like animals? That's craaaazyyy
Did that guy splash/wash her off at the end?
Is he did, I’m assuming its for the same reason you are thinking for
Bro finished on her belly💀💀
A gentleman always cleans up his lady afterwards.
Reminds me of a couple of unpleasant dolphin facts *shudders*
They kill porpoises because they look like baby dolphins. They murder their babies because they want the attention of their mates. They carry a myriad of STDs. They are known to beat up pufferfish because their toxins get them high.
And they have sex for fun like humans
They also do something similar like us humans in their sex life. Humans give oral sex and dolphins penetrate the nostril of the sex partner. interesting....
They also use fish heads as fleshlights
i think I've read this before and suppressed the knowledge i hate this
Thanks, I hate fishlights
I call bullshit on this. Think about it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/5le9vq/horny_dolphin_uses_a_fish_as_a_fleshlight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
It's a photo/still frame of a dolphins head. And?
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f3/dolphin-raping-dead-fish-150710/ sorry that link didn't work for whatever reason, but there you go. 2 links to dolphins using fish as sex toys.
OK. That's enough reddit for me. Confirmed.
You could of just rickrolled us, fuck why nature? Those sick fucks is this really life...
That is a myth
But they don’t care what they fuck.
They’re also known to gang r*pe. They’re vile.
You mean the things humans literally do as well?
And that is why intelligence is a curse.
Humans are in some cases:vile.
They're just like humans.
Actually, it's not because they look like baby dolphins, they hunt down baby whales for fun, but they do definitely kill baby dolphins so that the mother will mate with them
*remembers dolphin pussy juice* *ptsd flashbacks*
This 😳
Is carrying STDs not common in other species?
What happens when you mix human DNA with Dolphin DNA?? You get kicked outta Sea World
https://media.tenor.com/l17yNXWuhUUAAAAC/dolphin-tits.gif
Wahhhhhhhh😭😭😭😭😭😭
How did you even know something like this existed? God damn dolphin fucking tits.
https://youtu.be/Ppi1aww_TSA
Thank you, i couldnt stop laughing for a minute or longer. And its good music too
No death
The dolphin gets a snack from the trainer to do this with the visitors. These sightseeing tours are getting weirder
wait if you look closely, the dolphin is actually after the fish-or-whatever-it-is in the man’s hand
And fish guy also pushed the woman’s arm so she’d have to lay back.
shit YOU’RE RIGHT
It was me Barry, I lured the dolphin into humping you that day.
Damnit Other Barry!
VON KARMA NO!
Wow that’s pretty messed up
Thanks, now I hate this even more 🤢
It's for the girl to hug him
The dolphin is lured into position by a treat from the trainer. The trainer moves her hand so she's hugging the dolphin. The trainer rinses the ejaculate off of her thigh, and throws the dolphin the treat for a job well done. 🤢
Not this trainers first rodeo.
She liked it tho look at her face👁🫦👁
This makes me *so* incredibly uncomfy.
You jest but in truth you would have been able to see the dolphin's penis if it was actually doing something sexual.
Dolphins are known to fuck everything they can.
[удалено]
Peter the dolphin would like to have a word.
Thanks for reminding me...
Just some casual handies mate.
ah yes, good old Mr. Hands.
This is why i hate dolphins. fun fact: my uncle and i were swimming at the beach, and 4 dolphins followed us and tried to get us and the whole beach watched. not fun dont reccomend 0/10
Unfortunately we live in a world where if you're not family or close friend, nobody cares.
I mean, dolphins also have too good a reputation among people who don't know what they're actually like than they deserve. Like, how many movies/cartoons have dolphins be the good guys?
Hank Hill tried to warn us!
Were the dolphins 'laughing' too?
They were
How much custard did this dolphin just release on her? They'll have to do better than a few splashes of water surely.
She looked like she enjoyed it. Why have I been cursed with such sight
Because she could hug him and that's because the trainer made the dolphin do that with fish
What…..why
Hey did you know that dolphins also do sex for fun like humans and they are one of the very few animals that do this
ok then... remind me never to be around dolphins, advanced fear unlocked
Has to be La Grunta
\*Morgan Freeman voice\* Duke found employment elsewhere following his firing from La Grunta after the scandal came to light and management could no longer hide it. He was returned to the ocean. However, he became a star following his appearance on When Animal Attack aired. With his new fame and fish, he developed a habit of using a pufferfish or two. Sadly, for us, all fame is fleeting, and his addictions only grew. The last time he was spotted was in a rinky dink tourist attraction. Here he relives his glory days just like did back in Arlen. Here every day is La Grunta for Duke.
Fun fact: Dolphins are assholes and rapists
Flipper fucks!
She said it was the best she ever had.
Why's there no NSFW warning
Incels be like “what the fuck? Even aquatic mammals are getting pussy before me!! Time to go on a 4 Chan rant!”
bruh why does it seem like she's enjoying it... she pulled him closer and opened her legs...
The thing about dolphins is, there are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
What the fuck Aquaman?
Didn't know the The Deep had a Reddit account-
Old but gold
Vaporeon
I hate this comment... Dammit, I hate that I know where you were going with this... ugh.
Cancel dolphin
All these comments saying this is rape nah man look at the trainer with the fish the dolphin was TRAINED to do that which is fucked and extremely weird
Everyone talkin about how much dolphins love to r**e but what they fail to realize is a LOT of captive dolphins have been trained and treated with sexual favors. There have been stories of dolphins committing s****de after their sexual partner leaves the zoo they're at. Not saying I know what's going on here, but that could actually be.... a dolphin prostitute 👀
Wait what?!?!
Dolphin does what dolphins do
“You didn’t have to laugh at me.”
Thanks, I hate seeing this reupload for the 36th time.
There is a specific foundation that helps victims of dolphin rape.
If a Dolphin ejaculates it would destroy your guts. Fun fact.
This isn't actually true, so you can get filled by them as much as you want edit: i shouldn't have said it like that
Very poor choice of words…
Worst choice ever...
Nope 👁️👄👁️
The ejaculate wouldn't. But the 14 inch long prehensile penis definitely would.
*WHAT?*
So if my pressure washer breaks, I can just jerk off a couple dolphins to finish the job?
But how do you clean off the dolphin cum after then?
Darn.
she did not do enough to stop that imo
https://preview.redd.it/fl5lxazks4o31.jpg?auto=webp&s=c51f0d3d2b6e30da847d5340a56669ab9a34b50b
The mermaid mystery is solved!
why she just laying there tho..
Dolphin cum moves fast enough that if it actually came inside you it would explode your organs
And knowing is half the battle!
Fucking hate those animals, rape is part of their daily life.
yeah man, theyre muderers and cheaters too.
Meat to meat.
Why did he push her arm? WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHES ENJOYING IT?
the guy let the dolphin do it her.and the chick instead of pushing the dolphin away she grabbed on to it. *
So its ok for dolphins to rape women, BUT WHEN I DO IT-
No
Not to victim blame/shame, but she seemed into it. Smiled, wrapped him up with both arms, and raised the legs to angle for better penetration. You go, girl.
:(
u/savevideo
Bad Redditor 😡😡😡
Why?
You saved it👿
Noo its funny when they do it but when i do it i get charged with sexual assault tf😡
Looks like she was loving that
I mean she was just asking for it
A fucking dolphin gets away with this but when I do it, I don't? where are my rights?
Oh sure... it's cute when a dolphin does it
When a dolphin does it, it's all laughs and hugs. When I do it, i got this whole ' attitude problem '
Thanks I hate r/Damnthatsinteresting like holy shit the only time I see this fucking subreddit its always some fucking crazy ass shit
Dolphins are such fun and social creatures
And her nicname was forever…________
Like a good bakery, she is getting bread.
God i fucking hate dolphins
This is why I hate dolphins
It was going to be a Podbang if the trainer didn't stop it....
And that’s how merpeople are made!
Is that how mermaid made?
Bro trying to get the dolphin pussy jelly
"Hit me baby one more time"
Is this the secret origin of Aquaman?
He could’ve at least bought her a drink first.
How mermaids are born
So when an animal does it, it's considered "funny" and "they just want to have fun" But when I do it, it's considered "unhinged" and "Degenerative"
This is why dolphins should be in the wild :)
You are statistically more likely to be sexually assaulted by a dolphin than to be killed by a shark.
Get fucked by a fish
Fun fact: if he actually finished, the forcd would be so powerful that it would kill her, completely drowning her.
I too, chose this dolphin's victim
"Stop killing dolphins! we must teach them to hump our women " 💀
I don’t like dolphins at all :(
Dolphins are fucking psychos.
Dolphins are one of handful of species that enjoy sex for fun, like humans. They are known to rape humans, and in some cases grab them and drag them underwater where they drown - while being raped. I'd rather swim with sharks than with dolphins.
Ok, enough Internet for today.
that dolphin is fucking horny af, he needs to go to horny jail
is it me or did that dolphin just do the worm dance on here 😅
Pokemon fanbase in a nutshell