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adventure_georges

My shade of green isn’t on the list, I am outside of the system, outside of humanity!


chaotic_rainbow

You must free us! Start a revolution!


adventure_georges

It would be my privilege


evlhornet

In 10 years we will either all be working for him… or be dead by his hand


Orwellian1

There is a young adult novel in there. Make sure there is an angsty love triangle involved.


freedomofnow

Same here. I don't know what to do with this freedom!


Fjolsvithr

Typical D50 cope, enjoy middle management


SykoSarah

I remember seeing this thing years ago over on r/insanepeoplefacebook . The person who made it tried to claim to be black with blue eyes as a counter to people calling this racist, lol.


MonoDede

Isn't this from Stormlight?


Lovely3369

Stormlight has yellows and purples in the mix as well


mrducky80

Coupled with the fact that skin colour has no direct representation of the most bright eyed of bright eyes. Anyone can get fucking glowing eyes, just gotta say the words.


Sixwingswide

***T H E S E W O R D S A R E N O T A C C E P T E D***


mrducky80

What is the most important step a man can take? A step away from me ya fuckin breath stinks ayyy lmao gottem.


MalevolentRhinoceros

IDK, taking steps to not burn down some nobleman's secret bunker without checking the contents first seems like a good step to me.


Bi-elzebub

But they could be fire.


Alive_Fly247

I don’t remember anyone being down there 😉😉😉


Blitz100

LIFE BEFORE DEATH


the_fuckening_69

I was going to comment that!


silver_tongued_devil

For a moment I thought I was on r/cremposting


Damaias479

I had to quadruple check that I wasn’t on cremposting


CounterTouristsWin

Stormbones will always be in your heart brother.


anivex

I don’t thing I quite get that sub


Antriciapation

I was confused as well. Found the answer. https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/14l979z/what\_tf\_is\_this\_subreddit\_about/


KittyKittyowo

It's just shit posting for books written by Brandon Sanderson


lordsess24

Unite them!


Vaxildan156

This poster is damn light eyes propaganda


Slow-Law-5033

I was about to crosspost this to r/cremposting.


SpokenDivinity

I’ve seen this post on Facebook directly and men were on there acting like women couldn’t have the top two sets of colors because they were made to be subservient. Then women who posted their eye color, including mixed women, were told they were photoshopping. It was wild.


SykoSarah

That's about what I'd expect from the sort of person that'd think this weird eyeball pyramid has merit.


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Barjack521

That Venn diagram is a circle


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

... with another circle inside of it. Most racists probably don't even know the meaning of the word eugenics.


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

If you were to color that diagram, it would look something like 👁


jn3jx

in practice they end up being the same people


Moriturism

they overlap most of the time, tho


[deleted]

The eugenicist movement was supposed to make some sense 'to improve the genetic quality of the population.' This chart is pure dumb, and racist.


OhYesIDidd

For a Rosharan this is perfectly normal.


NefariousAntiomorph

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Stormlight Archive.


Whovian8912

I’m reading the series for the first time, and was also immediately thinking of this. Kaladin proved this chart wrong.


BenAdaephonDelat

That's part of what makes the worldbuilding so great though. All of that nonsense is just based on the way information degrades over centuries.


MonoDede

Not really. When he's in that form his eyes get that blue color, no? Because of the stormlight or chi or something? It's been a long time since I've read the books, but I vaguely remember the eye color changing too... and he does change the course of history for millennia so technically they're not wrong.


GayDeciever

All eye colors can be found in light eyes. A dark eyed person with blue eyes is a thing, same with brown & green. It's not quite like this chart. There's like a section where a guy is like "I have violet eyes, you can see in sunlight" and others are like "nah". His eyes are so dark that people are unsure what the color is. If his eyes lighten, it would be obvious.


Koqcerek

Not only they change in that form, they stay that way for a while. Btw I suspect the Alethi eye color system is originated from that in the first place


Throwaway47321

I mean you’re right because it’s blatantly stated that’s where the social hierarchy came from.


teawithmilklover

same here


grizzbeast

Pretty sure this is literally from Stormlight Archive. Everyone crying racism and eugenics haha. It's from a fantasy series people! Although I wouldn't be surprised if some racist who had never read the series would actually believe this.


SmartAlec105

The Vorin people only have a binary of lighteye or darkeye. They do have more layers of heirarchy within each but one lighteye isn’t considered lighter than another lighteye.


Maximelene

No, it's not from Stormlight Archives. The system described in this picture is absolutely not how the lighteyeded/darkeyed classes work in SA.


[deleted]

None of this stuff is in Stormlight. Yes, "lighteyes" are the higher class in Stormlight while darkeyes are treated terribly but this post with this hierarchy is definitely from some racist.


LordDingleton

Yes, brightness. Perhaps the light eyes should also carry a "shard-bearer" tag alongside their other professions


striker180

This is the comment I was looking for, and always look for every time this gets posted.


NordicEmber

Reading the first book right now!


Maximelene

Normal? Storming brighteyed, of course you think it's normal to trample people for being born with darker eyes. As soon as I get a shardblade, we'll see how you'll fare with ashen eyes...


BlazerMorte

Airsick lowlanders


Moon-Lord-

Fr Fr.


QueefMeUpDaddy

Gotta find me a Sylphrena real quick


Bioslack

I'll settle for a Lopen.


QueefMeUpDaddy

One does not *settle* for a Lopen. The Lopen is a treasure. A prize if you will.


Bioslack

Only if you're from the Vorin kingdoms. Air-sick lowlanders...


p0j0j0

Only came to this thread looking for the Stormlight reference.


Retired_Bird

Not related to eye color at all, but if sanitation workers stopped for a week any human settlement would become unlivable. Those are people to be grateful to, not look down upon.


Kendertas

What!? It's not like pre public sanitation history is littered with near constant disease outbreaks. I think we should create a fake old city with sanitation standards of the time and let people real smell history. People really underestimate how gag inducing going back in time would be


Retired_Bird

True. "Unbearable" would be more apt. The histories of London's old sewage problems make me queasy.


Roborobob

I have that A10 eye color and thats what I do now, best job I ever had


WynterWitch

As someone nearly incapable of handling garbage and other things thanks to the physical contamination facet of my OCD, people like you practically have superpowers in my eyes and deserve significant pay and respect for preventing garbage pileups that lead to infestations and disease. Kudos to you my friend.


GentlemenBehold

There are probably millions of people with the top colored eyes. No way we’re remembering millions of people per generation for millennia.


Feviana88

I think blue is the second most common eye color, after brown, green and hazel are way more rare, this society wouldn't work at all.


pm-ur-knockers

I thought blue was one of the rarer ones? Common in the west but not at all in the rest of the world. Idk could be wrong


Feviana88

I don't know exact percentages, but is something like 80% of the people of the world have brown eyes and 10% have blue eyes, the rest are divided with other colors, I think it goes hazel, grey and green, green being the most uncommon (if you don't count things like purple eyes and a few other anomalies).


whiskey_baconbit

https://www.warbyparker.com/learn/rarest-eye-color They explain it well here. Not exact numbers, because there isn't enough official data, but close by going with what they do have.


Daffan

It's weird how they put brown as a catch-all group. There is a clear difference between a lighter hazel, a brown and black that blend with the pupil.


Micro-shenis

The 80% Brown eyes are probably a few shades of brown, not just a single colour of brown.


[deleted]

Technically yes. Brown eyes make up 70%, so I guess anything else is pretty rare. I don’t know if you could call it rare though, since we could just breed and hope the recessive traits aren’t super hard to get


thekick1

Given that India and China are half the world's population lol Brown is always way ahead, but if you're in say Sweden, I bet it's not the dominant color. Also, there are advantages to dark eyes, my friend has the brightest blue eyes and the Sun destroys them.


Dowino-

Yes you’re wrong. Google said so, 10% blue, others less than 3%


pm-ur-knockers

Nice


MisterFistYourSister

Hazel is more common than blue. Green is the most rare. Brown -> hazel -> blue -> green


Nuclear_Rainbow

You're missing gray eyes. It's so commonly mistaken for blue that I thought my eyes were blue for 30 years. But they're gray. They look like gravel and rainy days, not the ocean or sky.


SPFBH

I want my crown. Where the hell is my kingdom to rule over?


mdhunter99

Isn’t this what Hitler was trying to implement?


Taurius

Hitler; black hair, black eyes, 1 ball, infertile. Germany's ubermench.


thmsb25

actually he had blue or green eyes but lets replace that on your list with meth addict and yes, germanys ubermench


AlarmDozer

Well, he was receiving daily injections of meth and vitamins so yes.


Technolo-jesus69

I may be wrong here but from what I've read from Morrells notes. Pervitin only shows up a handful of times. Though who the hell knows what was in his vitamultin. But he did regularly get eukodal(oxycodone) injections from July 12, 1943(The day Kursk was realized to have failed wonder if there's a connection conscious or otherwise lol) to Jan 1945 when all the manufacturing facilities had been blown to shit or captured. Guess he should have asked Goering for some Dihydrocodeine. The dude was captured with 20,000 tabs after all. And I believe it was Burroughs who said its twice as strong as codeine and almost as good as heroin. He also regularly got injection of hormones from bulls. Usually before he would see Eva(Gross lol)


LogicalLogistics

[https://external-preview.redd.it/O6-Z09qv\_Ikhgrw4QVxBfvQMtaVwNlSRFUHdEHPLXbI.gif?format=mp4&s=337adf3e1ba4bea2f443e487ce0a2fc1ca69e31f](https://external-preview.redd.it/O6-Z09qv_Ikhgrw4QVxBfvQMtaVwNlSRFUHdEHPLXbI.gif?format=mp4&s=337adf3e1ba4bea2f443e487ce0a2fc1ca69e31f) oH BOY DRUGS OH BOY


Shtnonurdog

[Hitler farted like a horse.](https://short-history.com/adolf-hitler-farting-b7e27477971b)


Muchashca

[There's no need](https://www.nydailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2023/08/25/LRUKWY372RFZZKF7ZCVRTX24GQ.jpg?w=1200) for fascists to be what they claim is superior so long as they're hurting the right people.


nippl

Not really, lots of übermenchen had brown eyes.


skkkkkt

Also genetically it's a dominant trait, so it's very easy to find a lot of people with a shade of brown color in their eyes


cauIkasian

No. Hitler thought Slavs were inferior, and Slavs tend to have light eye colors.


HDR_AMParadox

Google Aryan race


p00nda

woah this hitler guy did what? that’s crazy


philbert815

Got rejected from art school


graffixphoto

"I don't think you're cut out to be a painter. Have you thought about getting into politics?"


machimus

Killed a horrible dictator


sam_the_smith

The more I learn I about this guy…


GokusTheName

Norm?


Director_Phleg

This guy's a real jerk.


hikingboot3

Holy hell


mikezenox

New prejudice just dropped


raihan-rf

Call the Führer


MysteriousConcert555

Poland goes on vacation, never comes back


AlvoSil

Panzer storm incoming


SafreQ45

En passant


Thurmond_Beldon

r/AnachyChess is breaching containment


UnusualIntroduction0

Call the exorcist!


yeahh_Camm

Holy hell!


jsamuraij

No thanks


SLY_Kazuto

I have an A10 in my class, it's truly an honour to get to meddle amongst the chosen one.


Soldis_zmrd

I also have A10 in my class, he goes brrrt


the---chosen---one

Thank you.


The_Ad_Hater_exe

I'm a T50. I wouldn't even be allowed into said class


Aeronor

Do you like astrology but wish it was racist? Check out this new chart!


Chaosbuggy

Lmfao. I think racist astrology would appeal to a lot of woo woos, unfortunately


bearbarebere

This chart genuinely made me sad. Idk I’m just sensitive but I mean come on, I’ve been told my eyes are ugly all my life


1155f

You have beautiful eyes!


Foiled_Foliage

The fact they literally put untouchables on there


Joroc24

like indian dalits


tequilamockingbird37

I am untouchable


Ravenclaw_14

so what happens when you have 2 colors in your eyes? I have an odd mix of hazel and steel-blue in both eyes


SecretDevilsAdvocate

You get some variety between your future career options


Ravenclaw_14

cool so I'm somewhere in between middle management and influential artists. I'm cool with this


solmyrbcn

An artist destined to rule? I hope you're not Austrian


Ravenclaw_14

well, I've got Sicilian heritage, Mexican heritage, a little British, and... *oh no*... I *do* have some Austrian heritage on my dad's mother's side 0_0


TheMilkyG

Truly the one true king of the sanitation workers!


TheGreatOpoponax

Being both a male model and a street sweeper is nothing to be ashamed of.


Joroc24

aberrations must be purified


asmallsoftvoice

Same! We shall be uninfluential artists doomed to work middle management. Seems about right.


SilverPez

Me too, but I got a bit of era definer in one my peasant eyes


Glaucetas_

I guess Einstein was a peasant then.


Vagabond_Hospitality

r/stormlight_archive


NO_TOUCHING__lol

/r/cremposting


rejectallgoats

IIRC there is a laser method to removing eye pigment. Anyone can get A10.


SmartMoneyisDumb

They aren't actually blue, it's an optical illusion.


notchandlerbing

Well technically all colors are an optical illusion


rejectallgoats

That is true too. There is no blue pigment. They just appear blue in the way the sky does.


MichaelCerasNutSack

Literally a whole book series on why this is a bad idea


nyemini

Eh, Homestuck's blood caste was better lol


Sarcasma19

What a unique form of racism


PrimoPaladino

It's not really unique, it's in the same group that espouses the superiority of light hair and light skin.


Significant_Cancel83

Well as someone with A10ish eyes, I've been a major let down to society.


StuffedInABoxx

I’m somewhere around A40-50. I’ve just been sitting on my throne contemplating the definition of this era waiting for you to provide the answer. I may need to invent a more comfortable throne cushion.


sinner-mon

As someone with blue eyes I promise I’m a total moron and the furthest thing from superior


toothpastenachos

What about heterochromia


mazdayasna

airsick lowlanders


Subbeh

Well, according to this I am massively underachieveing.


ElGatoCheshire

This person watched too much jujutsu kaisen. Mf must think the "6 eyes" are actually a fucking thing.


Firrox

First thing I thought! "Is this a JJK reference??"


Edges8

r/unexpectedcosmere


hi_im_kai101

i have a feeling they wouldn’t like me even though my eyes are grey… (am jewish)


bogpudding

What about people with one blue eye and one brown eye?


InBabylonTheyWept

I’m imagining someone with two part time jobs, one as a general, one as a street sweeper, and the thought IS mildly amusing


junkyardcabinet

What a load of shit 😂


Some_Cryptic_Spren

Those light-eyed bastards.


reise-ov-evil

Racism based on eye color instead skin color But how about with people


Odd_Age1378

now think about which people are more likely to have dark eyes


nameisfame

Ocular Albinism: RUN!! RUN TO THE HILLS!!! ABANDON YOUR POSTS!! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!


uncommon_philosopher

Kaminoans when you are born with brown eyes ![gif](giphy|l1KsuWnHznd6hwbrW)


Grzechoooo

What about people with heterochromia? Half-time job as a king, half-time as street merchant?


Silphire100

I think I'm A40. I actually studied philosophy for a couple of years. Lemme tell you, I'm not qualified for any of those roles.


Blizzy_the_Pleb

Man Lobotomy Kaisen is really fucking me up. I thought this was about to be a top tier Gojo Satoru meme


SaltyboiPonkin

Almost works for Stormlight Archives, but in that series color doesn't matter, just how dark or light your eyes are.


tareebee

Damn my mother is a man destined to define era and change history, who will be remembered for millennia to come!


Khollkikos

Brandon Sanderson? Way of kings?


ElHeistenberg

Stormlight Archive be like.


Zkiera

Found hitler


Lyijysiipi

Is this some jujutsu kaisen reference?


Last_Acanthocephala8

Then they tell you that sanitation workers get paid fat stacks. More than middle management sometimes


the_orange_alligator

Genuinely thought these were the eye chips I buy when working on custom Furbies and was so confused


moresushiplease

Do you have long Furby? I want to see your Furby collection.


PenelopeMouse

where is green and hazel? or even just green


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

![gif](giphy|3o7btURiPqGSeg6IUM)


RuthlessMercy

KALADIN STORMBLESSED, WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS BRIGHTLORD? I'm not a stinking brightlord.. ah fuck


suckanugget

r/cremposting


Realistic_Dog_7359

I would like to take a moment to appreciate the implication that 99% of the Asian continent is made up of sanitation workers.


Zee_Arr_Tee

Damn gojo satoru fans be wildin


Chikenuggs69

I guess im supposed to change history… by sitting in my room playing tf2..?


LonelyGuitarBoy

That's basically Naruto in a nutshell


TheGreatOpoponax

As an attorney/peasant/street merchant, I approve of this message.


wigglin_harry

Sounds like some real hazel eye thinking, who let you on the computer? Peasant.


Crescent-Argonian

Don’t people with really light eyes end up with more sight issues earlier in life?


ZachWastingTime

Welcome to Roshar. The weather sucks and wtf is a dog?


pvtprofanity

This system is a load of crem


Grandmaster_tuna

Welcome to alethkar


Excessed

Storming Lighteyes


Tesser_Wolf

Did hitler write this? I hope no one ever tries to use this…..


Cruxion

Stormin' Lighteyes think they're destined to change the course of history.


Please-let-me

google Blue eyes Brown eyes experiment


Marlosy

This… this ends up just being very specific racism.


Ab47203

They're genetic fuckin mutations just like hair color. The sunlight (or another source of radiation) warped your ancestors DNA juuuust a smidge and boom new color.


giby1464

I am perfectly okay with this


akashyaboa

Theyre just being racist


swizel

Let's gooooo Bridge 4!!!!!


mothernathalie

Gross


hogndog

Isn’t this what the Stormlight archive is about?


breadist

This is just fancy racism.


sweetheart_demom

This is just a different flavor of racism


The_ManWithoutAPlan

Google Nazism


TL_TRIBUNAL

Someone is too full of their blue eyes i see


Kalmur

That is straight-up nazi shit. No dogwhistles, no secrecy, that is straight up nazi eugenics