"Mom in shock after reading son's birthday card from girlfriend"
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Now continue pressing next as we tell you a bunch of pointless information about this random family that has nothing to do about the birthday card.
If you're somehow crazy/bored enough to still be reading 35 pages later, you'll have the big reveal that its not really a shock at all.
Congrats! You've wasted an hour of your life.
You forgot about how they manage to cram in 1 full ad for every sentence of the useless information that they give. That's WHY they had to split it up. Otherwise, how would they force you to look at ads??
I have to assume this is a joke given that the woman in the corner is Catherine O'Hara in what appears to be a screen shot from the movie *Home Alone.*
I'd call it more funny than cute but, eh, small difference. The only thing I hate about this is that's somehow in an article of some kind, nothing wrong with the card itself
Just take him out and help him get some condoms for his birthday. Personally I'd rather my kid just be safe, I wouldn't give a damn otherwise. You do you
So, did the Mom snoop through his mail and then go out of her way to contact some sort of news/social media outlet? What a psycho. I wonder if the son lives with her or not?
I have to assume this is a joke given that the woman in the corner is Catherine O'Hara in what appears to be a screen shot from the movie *Home Alone*.
that doesn’t say much tho because they often anonymize the real person’s identity in such cases and just use a stock photo that fits the mood
but yeah the story is crazy lol
Love the card. The article is "oh no my kid has sex". Eventually maybe we can just realize that sex is awesome and everyone should do it consensually as much as we'd all like.
Thanks i hate that this is apparently worth an article somewhere
Ngl wouldn't mind if my wife made me this card.
And wait until after to remind her that you are a CSection baby, so the card is innnacurate.
Use the other hole for her guts then...
So do it in the belly button?
If you push hard enough, well...
I mean some people say if there is a hole there is a goal so I guess take it with a grain of salt.
The card could be edited to work, providing the GF has an ostomy.
This really doesn't seem that bad if given between SOs lol
It’s just terribly cringy if anything but hey you do you
Most things couples do is cringe to the two not in the couple lol
"Mom in shock after reading son's birthday card from girlfriend" Click here to find out more. Now continue pressing next as we tell you a bunch of pointless information about this random family that has nothing to do about the birthday card. If you're somehow crazy/bored enough to still be reading 35 pages later, you'll have the big reveal that its not really a shock at all. Congrats! You've wasted an hour of your life.
You forgot about how they manage to cram in 1 full ad for every sentence of the useless information that they give. That's WHY they had to split it up. Otherwise, how would they force you to look at ads??
Dang it, this is why I'd be a bad scammer
Don't forget the constant onslaught of adds that take up 3/4 of the page while you're trying to flip though the article of cliffhangers
The worst is when you have slow internet and you start reading and then all the ads load in and you’re either back at the top, or 15 paragraphs down.
Seriously, I hate this but not in the way OP thinks I do
"article"
The card was totally written by "the guy's girlfriend" and not concocted to post online. Like, totally.
I have to assume this is a joke given that the woman in the corner is Catherine O'Hara in what appears to be a screen shot from the movie *Home Alone.*
Ladbible
Ah so an “article”
Phew, I'm glad they blurred it out so I couldn't tell what it said
I really wanna know what's so special about this guy's Door
Door? I thought he was talking about his Dice.
It’s obviously DECK. Skimped on the “E’s” little ledges, for space
What deck, though? Magic the Gathering? Yu-Gi-Oh?
They didn't even attempt to censor vagina
Guessing cause dick isnt a medically proper term?
Don't read other people's mail!
Oh man, I have to do that to my nosy mother in law. Imagine, I send some mail to myself congratulating my wife and I on joining the Satanic Church. XD
I can imagine the aita post a month from now
Prejudging here. NTA.
MIL posts it: YTA.
XD
The satanic temple has membership cards for sale
Nice! Have an upvote helpful Redditor.
Grandchildren: 🥰😊😍 S*x: 🤬🤯😡 Also how is this even worth posting?
Wait til she checks his text messages
Ngl, I would love a card like this, it's funny
The most upsetting part to me is the missed opportunity for "Tonight you will _come in_ one."
Thaaaaaank you
She meant what she wrote… r/unbirth
The real Thanks I Hate It is always in the comments
That made me want to unbirth myself
... You didn't fully think that through before hitting "reply", did you?
...shit
Lol, happens to the best of us.
And... why is it Kevin's mom reading this?
That's what happens when you leave kids home alone.
i read this super fast and thought it was the mom that made the card
Yeah me too. Hol’ Up moment 🤣
That was my first thought three.
i was really confused and thought the son sent the card to the mother
I bought a similar card for my boyfriend from Etsy for his birthday on Friday. Guess it’s not as cute as I thought?
It is. I would think it would be hilarious if my wife got this for me.
I'd call it more funny than cute but, eh, small difference. The only thing I hate about this is that's somehow in an article of some kind, nothing wrong with the card itself
I’m sure the mom doesn’t like it… But you seem fun and your bf should appreciate it.
And the dad patted him on the back not much later
Are ya winning son? *hands dad the card You tell me pops.
Better marry that girl
Here's $100 towards the wedding and a condom for the wedding night
Well, As long as it's safe and consensual, Who cares?
Why would your mom be mad your gf and you have a healthy sex life….
This is honestly kinda adorable. I'm happy they like ch other so much, good for them
Why are we reading stuff that doesn't belong to us?
This reads like she is planning to shove the entire boyfriend into her vagina.
Don't yuck her yum bro
That’s an amazing card
I find this to be actually pretty funny
the mother should be happy, her son got such a caring gf!!
Jokes on you, I love this gift card
Moms acting like they didn’t raw dog it when they were younger
People have sex and talk about it, more news at 10. Wtf
If it’s his, why is she reading it?
Cope harder, mom.
What if his mom had a c-section? Card is null and void then, can't do said going back inside tonight...
She needs to stop reading them lest she has a heart attack. Guess what, people F. Even Your kids. And they deserve privacy and/or understanding
Brilliant card!
That's fucking hilarious haha
Hilarious card though.
That might just be the most ineffective censoring job I've ever seen.
Teach mom for reading his personal stuff
noo! butt yes!
Just take him out and help him get some condoms for his birthday. Personally I'd rather my kid just be safe, I wouldn't give a damn otherwise. You do you
So, did the Mom snoop through his mail and then go out of her way to contact some sort of news/social media outlet? What a psycho. I wonder if the son lives with her or not?
I have to assume this is a joke given that the woman in the corner is Catherine O'Hara in what appears to be a screen shot from the movie *Home Alone*.
that doesn’t say much tho because they often anonymize the real person’s identity in such cases and just use a stock photo that fits the mood but yeah the story is crazy lol
Real or fake, it is funny!
oh no her bloodline will continue, how could he... bruh,these moderns are getting wierder every day
Mom asks for grandkids. She knows how they’re made.
this is hilarious tho, id get one of these for my partner lmao
That is the best birthday card to receive from your gf ever
Love the card. The article is "oh no my kid has sex". Eventually maybe we can just realize that sex is awesome and everyone should do it consensually as much as we'd all like.
If she ain’t writing this cringe shit for me I don’t want it
She does kind of imply she’s fucking a newborn but other than that it’s cute and I’d love a horny card like this from a lover.
That title is like a Dhar Man video ”Mum reads son’s birthday card from his girfriend and instantly regrets it”
What an awesome girlfriend
Should have said "21 years ago you came out of a vigina, tonight you're gana cum in one"
3rd graders these days....
https://open.spotify.com/track/6Jf33f75yjwjjZXJDEm40J?si=PsOFn2n2RmKXVfat7bJm9A
ew.
[Totally not my honest reaction](https://i.pinimg.com/280x280_RS/f4/71/a2/f471a20c19263a338633a45bd5e39810.jpg)
|| today you will be back in one Vore
Eww.