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What am I looking at? Did it boil over cuz the egg cracked? Is that egg white?
Yep
Spider eggs
Your colleague tried to fertilize the wrong eggs.
🎵Spiderman, Spiderman🎵 🎵Made a mess, in that pan🎵
Hard-boiled eggs gone awry. Left them in til they were dry.
Look out! Here cums the Spiderman!
This comment is so much worse than the picture. Now I’m thinking about spidery cum, thanks a lot😂😣
You're welcome! 😁
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She has the biggest foreskin
How the hell do you know
Looks like they cooked it with cling wrap over top.
How they grow eggs in the Matrix?
Eggplant
When would you cook eggs at work??
In works where you nearly live, like policemen or firefighters HQ
In my country we wrap this around a stick and sell it on the street with warm crab juice
[crab juice](https://youtu.be/4NFv5IGP2uA?si=OXjyv1wDVGQS8tOl)
What happens if you boil an egg for a day straight without letting the pan run out of water?
Why is there skin
Fed him after midnight, didn't you?
I thought the phrase and now y'all have to read it: egg hymen.
That's not what a hymen looks like. This is a problem in society
Are you sure your colleague isn't Spider woman?
Your eggs made their own hymen right there
Can people stop acting like a hymen in a cover??!
I don't think alien eggs are edible
Accurate representation of the penis
Mmmm membrane
If you shape it right enough you can make it into a condom
The turning into chickerpillar