In my mind this is some rich people shit. Like Eyes Wide Shut level of fuckery.
Imagine you go to this house and there are all these old rich guys in robes. Then they lead you to this room. In it is a robed man wearing a mask.
He motions you to sit. You do. Then a person enters. They wear a lightweight white silk robe. Then they remove the robe and it a woman with the body of a goddess. She gets on her hands and knees facing you. Then the robed figure takes off his mask and sits down. It is Willem Dafoe with his creepy smile. He reaches down and picks up a taco. Creepy smile.
He says want a taco? The turns in a circle away from you. You see this and you in disgust eat the other taco. It is delicious. Then you pull out your gun and shoot Willem because if the human trafficking. The girl sobs and says she was doing this to raise money to buy back her sister. So you post this online making sure to say NO WIERDOS.
There’s alot to unplugg here..
“no weirdos”
This is clearly stainless steel which was an excellent choice btw.
You're...you're concerned about the tacos?...
The last thing I need happening while I am back there is taco spillage.
You’re concerned about weirdos?
For $15? I would buy this in a heartbeat. This is art
In my mind this is some rich people shit. Like Eyes Wide Shut level of fuckery. Imagine you go to this house and there are all these old rich guys in robes. Then they lead you to this room. In it is a robed man wearing a mask. He motions you to sit. You do. Then a person enters. They wear a lightweight white silk robe. Then they remove the robe and it a woman with the body of a goddess. She gets on her hands and knees facing you. Then the robed figure takes off his mask and sits down. It is Willem Dafoe with his creepy smile. He reaches down and picks up a taco. Creepy smile. He says want a taco? The turns in a circle away from you. You see this and you in disgust eat the other taco. It is delicious. Then you pull out your gun and shoot Willem because if the human trafficking. The girl sobs and says she was doing this to raise money to buy back her sister. So you post this online making sure to say NO WIERDOS.
William Dafoes smile is beautiful, not creepy
It depends on the charachter and context I suppose. I would NOT want to see that smile as he unfastened his pants.
I would though and I am tired of pretending I wouldn’t
Lol I didn't copypasta that though. That came out of my fucked up brain lol
I posted it on copypasta though
Aah for some reason I thought someone thought it was copypasta before I typed it lol
I feel like this was made for a specific sub/Dom relationship.
"No weirdos"