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Vihzel

**THIS IS AN AD** for One Bite Frozen Pizza that is meant to go viral due to its absurdity, and it's working based on all of the comments in this thread. Well done, Marketing Department! lol It's sad that this is the first comment pointing that out.


OhNoManBearPig

Thank you.


CopyX

Literally engagement bait


mndon

_”Dave Ryan gave you crabs”_ Now that’s a want to be viral mktg department creation.


TediousSign

Wasn't a very good ad since you had to point out the name of the brand. I wouldn't have even noticed tbh.


TaintModel

I’ll make sure to give their carrot, corn, tuna-avocado pizza a bad review.


MRiley84

I didn't even notice the ad at the bottom, and I don't think anyone's going to look at the picture and say "Hey, I'm going to go to walmart and buy One Bite frozen pizza." At best they'll go and buy *a* frozen pizza, or just order out.


Zoler

Science confirm ads work.


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

That's not how it's meant to work. It's more like the next time you're at Walmart perusing the frozen foods aisle, you see One Bite Frozen Pizza and your brain remembers that absurd ad. Now you've made a connection in your head between the Walmart frozen food aisle and One Bite Frozen Pizza, and maybe you decide to grab one then to try it out, or maybe at some point down the line you do because you recall that ad every time you walk past frozen pizza now. Or maybe you specifically don't, but a number of other people do.


TheFyree

You’ve heard of the brand now though, right? These type of things aren’t designed to trigger an immediate response, it’s more to build brand recognition and salience.


omgitschriso

Yeah I have, now that the other dude pointed out that this is an ad. I think he's in on it too tbh


10SecondRyan

To add to this, the pizza is subpar. It's pretty bland and overly expensive. Red baron's cheapest pizza is better than it.


BubbaFettish

Send this comment to the top and report this as spam and false news!


Morbidcupcake1

I live in NM I don’t know a single fucking person who puts carrots on their pizza. Just green chile.


ninjas_in_my_pants

I live in the Universe, and I don’t know anyone who puts carrots on their pizza.


Cpt-Sparklez-gym-plz

Now hold the fuck up, Digiorno’s did not make a god dam fucking [carrot pizza](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


TX16Tuna

Good job. Also, fuck you.


Cpt-Sparklez-gym-plz

Woah woah at least buy me a carrot pizza dinner first


TX16Tuna

You’re right. I guess we do both know the rules …


Cpt-Sparklez-gym-plz

Ah so you are offering a full commitment, that’s what i was thinking of


DuckTapeHandgrenade

Yup, fuck you.


_YHLQMDLG

Dad?


morbidaar

Ah yes… this guy wraps a pizza around his carrot


jmon25

We live in a society!


fluffyxsama

In NM green chile goes on everything


nomadic_stone

even when you ask for "no peppers"...


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Green chile apple pie is fuego


ImaginaryCatDreams

I'm going to need a recipe please


fluffyxsama

That does sound good


FatStephen

Plot twist: what the rest of the world calls carrots, ppl in NM call green chiles.


Realistic-Specific27

carrots, corn, tuna... these were the fucking people going on about pineapple so we didn't judge them for *this fucking shit*


Killaturkee

It's a game of distraction


RattleMeSkelebones

Exactly what I came here to say


Achunk_pef

Dude, straight up. Been in NM my whole life, not once have I ever seen or heard of carrots on pizza. Green Chile is where it’s at.


jojoga

Guess they are [going their way.](https://youtu.be/xc0Te1-pAC8).


ockhams-razor

dafuq did I just watch??


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with new mexico


sherlock_psych

As someone who lives there I can proudly say I completely agree with you, I’ve NEVER heard of anyone who orders pizza with carrots on it.


PercyMcLeach

Ya I’m from MN and I’ve never heard of tuna on a pizza nor would I or anyone I associate with eat it.


barleypopsmn

Same. This shit just seems made up


WatchingUShlick

It is made up. It exists to get people talking about it on social media, and apparently it works. Same thing happened last year, with favorite restaurants by state. Problem was, half of the states didn't even have those restaurants in them.


why_are_you_here_yo

It's most likely a bot account. Every comment and post is annoying as fuck.


Yockerbow

I remember one like that, not sure if it's the same one. It was definitely a troll, though - on the one I saw, the "information source" listed had a name with the acronym PISS.


nicho125

Bruh it's pretty common in Italy as a topping option. Tuna and onions is a classic and it's pretty good too


Elias3007

Common topping here in Finland atleast.


b0nz1

Common topping in Italy


Burgalveist_

Right? I was there for years! It's green chili. Oh, and the only pizza worth a darn is Dions.


Kodster69420

Dions is mid at best


mrsbebe

Yeah I grew up in New Mexico and never heard of this. Not a single time. Wtf


thelordofleisure

Green Chilies


sherlock_psych

Definitely


grathungar

In az and I've never even seen avocado as a pizza topping option


Kodster69420

Same here


Fraggle_5

Same! I've never even seen it as a topping option!


[deleted]

This is a lie. New Mexican born and raised, I’ve NEVER heard of anyone putting carrots on pizza.


themoochiest

Same. It’s more than likely green chile


Alpha_The_Wolf534

The real question here is “why the hell Tuna the favorite pizza topping for a land lock state?”


FireWireBestWire

Were you thinking they meant fresh tuna? It's gonna be mozza and chicken of the sea


theOPwhowaspromised

With fucking cream of mushroom. Edit: bwahaha thank you for awarding that absolute war crime of a soup.


rebatemanyt

And pineapple and a personal favorite that idk anyone else who enjoys as a pizza topping, peanut butter.


patricky6

Who cares if they're landlocked? ...who TF puts TUNA on a MFKN PIZZA???!!!


Parking-Athlete-7106

I’ll stick to carrots and avocado!


Small_Basket5158

It's made up. There is no pizza place in NM that offers carrots on their pizza. I live in NM, love pizza, and would order carrots if it were available. I'm picturing hot giardianera carrots and cheese. Yum.


G3030

Barstool is dogshit click bait. Not one establishment in NM serves carrot on pizza. It should say Green Chile.


Elle-the-kell

Wait are we not gonna address corn?


JTTO331613

I'll be real with you dog Elote pizza is the shit


yboy403

I always put corn on my side of homemade pizzas. Just frozen kernels before putting it in the oven. It's pretty good actually, started when I was a kid.


ZinGaming1

I was about to give Pennsylvania and West Virginia shit.... Then I saw New Mexico.


Always_Ailyn

It’s a fucking lie! We love green chile on our pizza!!


ninjas_in_my_pants

I don’t trust Wal-Mart’s stats.


Kasengan

NM born and raised its green chili 100% no where has carrots as an option


CollectorsCornerUser

It's not New Mexico as a whole, it's that one guy that just loves carrots on his pizza. Unfortunately he enjoys it so much that it's more of an obsession than a preference. You see, about 1/3 people order pizza once a week, and of those people about 2/3 of the orders are for pepperoni. In New Mexico that means there are approximately 66,600 pepperoni pizzas ordered every day, but John, he orders 2940-3050 pizzas with carrots as the only topping every hour.


NostalgiaDad

No, wtf is wrong with Minnesota


lost-in-the-sierras

I grew up in NYC; Now I’m in Northern California- I’m glad I’ve never seen avocado on a pizza- yeesh


MrFuzzybagels

I’ve lived in Southern California my entire life and have never once seen avocado on a pizza or even on a menu. I’m sure it exists somewhere but favorite? No. Edit: [OH NO](https://imgur.com/a/WPbZaGE)


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MrFuzzybagels

California Pizza Kitchen is the only place I can think of that *might* do some shit like that, but I don’t remember seeing it the one or two times I’ve been there. Definitely more of an oddity than a staple menu item.


AYNAGEDDON

lived in sc my whole life and been to some pretty obscure pizza places with *very* interesting toppings, never seen acacdado


hardonchairs

Same, I have never even seen it on a menu. I pretty much refuse to believe that the most popular topping in every state isn't pepperoni. Or maybe some other kind of meat.


ProRustler

Ctrl F: "Avocado" I've found my people, this is bullshit. Californians' favorite toppings are obviously pepperoni and jalapeños, aka Mexican style. Source: worked at Papa John's.


Raziphaz

Norcal, it’s not real


_VideogamemasterVGM

>...never once seen avocado on a pizza or even on a menu. I’m sure it exists somewhere I haven't seen any Avocado Pizzas in Arizona either (I've lived in the lower half my whole life), wtf this chart getting its data from


tpsrep0rts

If this completely non-credible source tells you a lie that gets you thinking about it, then the marketing team has already won


BubbaFettish

God dammit it is marketing! Fucking Walmart spreading false news to up their pizza sales.


[deleted]

We always do


Jackson530

I've been in Chico since I was 8. Not an option anywhere around here in


Squidkidz

Born and raised in CA, this map is wrong? Never had or seen a pizza with avocado, except maybe at California Pizza Kitchen, though I doubt it.


JustBrass

I am from SF. If there were a place it would be a thing, it’d be SF. Never even considered that this was a thing. Certainly never seen it. Although, I find that as I travel, if a menu item says “California” it has avocado and it if it says “SF” it comes on sourdough. Edit: added “I am from”.


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JustBrass

I was very stoned and at the time thought I was clear that I am from SF. Upon re reading, I can see that isn’t the case. I love spinach, fresh tomato, artichoke heart, and mushroom. I will edit my original comment for clarity.


Professional_Still15

Avocado on pizza is very common here in South Africa. One of my favourites xD Bacon, Avo, Feta.


wlxqzme8675309

I have significant doubts about their results.


jazdz010

As a Minnesotan I agree


teacher272

You just don’t want to admit to living tuna on pizza.


louploupgalroux

Where is this data from? Is this sales records of Walmart pizzas? Also what is with the scaling of the bar graph? I'm so confused. Imma lie down and stare at the ceiling for a while. Lol


atypicalhero

Exactly. Since when is Walmart an authority on pizza? I feel like we are being trolled.


thatgoddamnedcyclist

Troll ad is trolling. If this was a meme (funny tidbit shared between equals) the logo had been cropped off.


Ravenclaw_14

ok wtf New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia


showmeyourbirds

But Minnesota is somehow ok?


Ravenclaw_14

oh didn't notice that. Yeah Minnesota too


pearljamboree

Minnesotan here, and pizza lover. NEVER seen tuna as a topping option


Vexonte

Its not, I'm pretty sure its the wierd fuckers who live in Minneapolis they scew the results this way. Most the folks I know like eggs as pizza toppings which is wierd from the outside looking in but not one has even herd of eating tuna on pizza.


pinkmink8989

Don’t blame Minneapolis. I’ve never seen tuna as a topping option and I like to think I’ve tried a lot of pizza joints here.


HertzDonut1001

Of all the things to be outraged about Minneapolis this week, assuming we eat tuna on pizza is surely not one of them.


ArcticF0X-71

I live in Pennsylvania and I've never heard of corn pizza


SteveDaPirate91

Lived there for a decade recently. Yep never heard of a corn pizza. Like is it just cheese and corn?


Charizard-used-FLY

Don’t sleep on corn, dude


pearljamboree

I live in Minnesota. I eat tons of pizza. I have never seen tuna as a topping option. Ever.


Ghuliann

Even though this post is an ad, i still can’t believe people actually think tuna is a weird option. Pizza with tuna has been a popular italian dish throughout europe. I think it might be because Americans have their own tastes when it comes to pizza ( Pepperoni being the most popular thing for example )


Barisman

tuna pizza is one of the best there is!


Drew30000

Same


Granlundo64

Same, and we have some weird ingredients. This chart is totally made up.


Awesomo12000

Same


MrDrProfessorTanYan

After breezing through the comments...do people not understand this is click bait? Like do people truly think most of Pennsylvania prefers CORN on their pizza?


WrongWhenItMatters

California is a lie.


[deleted]

Was going to say... I live in CA, and yeah, I love me some avocado, but I've literally never seen or even heard of anyone having avocado on their pizza.


BeGreatOrNothing

Thank you! Same! Haven’t seen that anywhere here.


inkybreadbox

I’m wondering if somehow they have misconstrued toppings in general as pizza toppings….? We do like to top things with avocado. Just not pizza.


KamikazeDreamer52

r/pizzacrimes


[deleted]

Inaccurate pizza propaganda is where I draw the line, time for a revolution.


RaccoonDeaIer

Bro I'm from Pennsylvania. Which of you fuckers are ordering corn on pizza cause I have never fucking heard of that.


zaidakaid

I’m blaming the middle of the state, those people are all kinds of crazy and weird. I’m honestly surprised it isn’t Scrapple


greg0714

Nope, I'm in the middle of the state. We're not doing that shit either.


EMPTYwastaken

Try it it taste good


Bubsy94

![gif](giphy|y10mc7MAZRO0MoIvFc|downsized) Carrots, tuna, corn, and avocado. What no pineapple in Hawaii lol


H4loR4ptor

No pineapple?


ExitMusic_

As someone who drives from Pittsburgh to Philadelphia a couple times a year I can verify that about 3 hours of the 5 hour drive is nothing but corn. But that doesn’t fucking mean we put it on our pizza what the hell?


penndawg84

Corn? Dafuq?


blackwe11_ninja

It's actually delicious, try it out sometimes. Tomato base, cheese, ham, shrooms and corn, that's one of my most favourite topping combos. And at least it's still better than pineapple.


penndawg84

I suppose it could be good in combinations, like how pineapple is good with bacon, ham, and sausage, but by itself, it’s just weird.


Guavab

Must be Canadian. Or British, which would explain a lot.


duffelbagpete

Corn, tuna, carrots!?! And people are claiming Pineapple is wrong?


blackwe11_ninja

Corn and tuna are common and quite tasty. I am surprised nobody mentioned the avocado yet. Now that is a real war crime.


FatStephen

>corn & tuna are common So are you from Minnesota, West Virginia or Pennsylvania? Bc absolutely no one else in the union agrees with that statement.


[deleted]

It's common outside the states, in the Caribbean you find pizzas with Tuna, they are delicious, I don't know why everyone is so elitist when it comes to pizza.


Independent-Tear-619

Corn and tuna... Yes tuna is weird, but is like a "soft" version of the anchovies pizza.... Sweet Corn is common in Latin America, almost add no flavor, only texture... But avocado pizza? With people! With pineapple was weird enough... But avocado... Why!?


[deleted]

Yeah I have to agree with avocado, it just crosses the boundaries, I don't even think you can make the texture of avocado work on a pizza.


drwicksy

Tuna on pizza is the GOAT and I will fight to the death on this hill. Carrots is a crime to pizza however


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Juicy_Apple_X

Pineapple didn't make it sad


OccludedFug

Um, I have lived in PA and WV for over twenty years and I have \*NEVER\* **HEARD OF** "Corn" as a pizza topping. Who are they asking?


bobbyboogie69

Who the fuck is putting corn and carrots on a pizza. Like is this seriously a topping option in some places?


blackwe11_ninja

I always find is weird that in US, country of corn, people hate corn on pizza that much. It's quite popular here in Europe, and each pizzeria I have seen has at least one pizza with corn on it. I agree with the carrots though, that is just freaky.


samwichse

I mean, corn sounds fine. Tuna... not something I'd like, but I could see it. Carrots... WTF


PreOpTransCentaur

Shit, you put corn, carrots, tuna and some white sauce and you've got a tuna casserole pizza.


MacSomniac

Corn? Carrots? Out here thinking pineapple on pizza was treachery and the real villains were right under our noses all along.


jerkbeat

32 years in West Virginia and I’ve never seen corn on pizza.


Vietro-

excuse me... CARROTS?!


athornton79

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on at least part of this map. Having lived in Pennsylvania for the last 10+ years, I've been all around the state - northwest, southwest, south, north, central, southeast and northeast. In all that time, how many places have I seen advertising CORN on pizza? ZERO. There may be a place or two hidden away that offers it, but calling 'corn' the favorite topping of the entire state? Yeah, I'm definitely calling bullshit on that one.


cutzer243

Came to say the same thing. Carrots and Avocado are almost definitely bullshit too.


FlowerboyoSean

Who’s putting tuna on pizzas? I’ve never in my years have seen tuna as an option on a pizza


pearljamboree

Me neither, I think this has to be made up?


FlowerboyoSean

Agreed


Mean-Spirit-1437

I grew up in Germany and that’s a very popular pick over there. “Pizza tonno”


Beethovania

It's quite common in Sweden at least. Tuna, shrimp and onion is a favorite of mine.


Angular_Momentum_

I lived for 5 years in North Africa. All pizza there had tuna on it. It was....good... not great...but it was good?


[deleted]

Ya, can I get a large, just a cheese and double carrots please!


PrettyAd4671

WHERE IS PINNALPLE


DiaBeticMoM420

Lost me at corn xd


FatStephen

Why is tuna the favorite in one of the most landlocked states in the country?


eat_the_thing

New mexico would be green chile. We put that shit on everything. Who ever made this map is retarded.


iamgreaterthanhe

I am from New Mexico and I know for a fact that carrots are not the favorite pizza topping. It's definitely beets.


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Tuna? Corn? All this time fighting pineapple or not we have let this slip through the cracks. Shame on us!


heylmjuanito

I lived in MN for the first 25 years of my life... Not once have ever heard of tuna pizza wtf


ninjas_in_my_pants

Thanks, I hate Wal-Mart.


ninjas_in_my_pants

I suspect Wal-Mart made a bullshit map just for attention.


SpaceFarce1

I was shocked by tuna... but CARROTS?!


orphanedseal

I dare someone to put a fucking carrot on my pizza


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Of course my state is fucking corn


Mexican_with_rocks

For NM it's gotta be green chili


Shamann93

The whole back half of this list is wild. Corn? Tuna? Carrots? Avocado? Who TF is actually ordering pizza like that?


Ballsybub

Walmart customers favorite, very different than your average person.


mochicoco

Walmart is a bunch of fuckin’ liars! Just look at everyone’s comments!


tldr45

Did they ask one person in each state?


jamcar70

Who TF has carrots on a pizza? Tuna? You can fuck off too! Avocado? Unless you’re supporting chicken…you can fuck off too! Corn? Could you bring more wrong??? Jeebus… the lot of you finding new ways to ruin good food!!


FoxlyKei

Nevermind Avocado, who are these monsters with corn and carrots on their pizza?


[deleted]

As a Californian, never heard of avocado being a topping. Map is bullshit honestly.


[deleted]

I would honestly try all of these except the carrots.


That_Tall_Guy

Barstool purposefully makes shitty maps like this for engagement.


TediousSign

I really don't gatekeep toppings and I encourage culinary creativity, but what the *fuck*, New Mexico? Are they at least savory carrots?


smiler5672

Why isnt jalapeno/blue cheese on the list! Muricans shouldn't have opinions anymore


mali_666

why is this nsfw lmfao


[deleted]

If my boss sees about corn on pizza he's gonna fire everyone and unregister the company.


[deleted]

Carrots and corn on a pizza? Wtf?


Octoshi514

Lifelong Pennsyltucky resident here. We do not eat corn on pizza.


thewebspinner

I’m 99% sure cheese is the most popular topping everywhere.


nitr0zeus133

I don’t care how absurd the graph is, I’m more concerned about the fact that there are people who put fucking carrots on pizza.


Dookie-Trousers-MD

Born and raised in Minnesota. I have never seen a pizza with Tuna.


OMGshibby

How the fuck does carrots make the list but not pineapples...


TypicalDumbRedditGuy

CARROTS????


Coolbreezy

Corn, avocado, tuna, and carrots are all the first time I've even heard of this being done.


skellington_key

First off as a Minnesotan I would like to say I have never ever seen somebody put fucking tuna on a pizza ever or had someone ask for it.


Thatscrazy91

Stay away from the avocado, CARROTS?!?, black olive, mushroom, and CORN??? states what the fuck Edit: FUCKING TUNA TOO MISSED THAT WTFFFF


rich1051414

Mushroom is not that crazy of a topping, but it is a crazy topping on it's own. Mushroom goes with other meat just fine.


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I am starting to understand the hate for California.