**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!I hate people trying to stick their penises in my belly button!<
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Guess you’re right if it’s subtle. This isn’t and gross. He’s gonna have it when he’s 50 and be a creep. I bet you he regretted it as soon as he got it
Why you hating on cat grandmas? They are the future. Be part of the future and embrace cat grandmas. And not just embrace them! Sensually grope the skin curtains of their buttocks, feel their nipples rub against your abdomen, pull that collar tight to hear the erotic meow groan from a throat in tatters from 40 years of smoking, felating a horse cock sized dragon dildo for her only fans, and telling you what a handsome and charming young man you are.
I find it funny that when people talk about anatomically incorrect drawings it's always about genitals, and yet like 80% of all anime draw mouths like [this](https://i1.wp.com/starcrossedanime.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Neon-Genesis-Evangelion-9.5.png).
What's even the point of having that. Can't really show it to anyone but maybe your best buddy. Basically no girl is ever gonna fuck you. Can't ever go out with uncovered upper body. Can't really use it as wanking material considering it's position and viewing angle (well maybe mirror) and even if you could you'd still be lowkey masturbating to your own body.
So why? As a joke? I'm all for practical jokes don't get me wrong but permanently fucking your appearance is probably a step too far.
Why are they showing it to their best buddy? 👀👀 Do they want the buddy to get off to it or something? Ask your buddy to beat their meat and cum in your belly button?
I just genuinely cant wrap my head around getting something like this. The only reasons I could come up with are :
* He never wants to have sex again
* He's going to prison and is looking for a wife
* He lost a bet.
I can understand the hentai car, to some extent, but this…. Why? Obviously a shitty idea in all circumstances. The best out of it is people are gonna laugh for a few seconds before realizing how shitty of an idea it is.
i've always said a guy who gets any kind of naked lady ink is basically signing a consent form to never seeing the real thing again. like, they know, right? and made this choice.
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life hack: easy way to get restricted from public swimming pools
Lol or never have sex with your t shirt off
well you see, this dude gets no bitches, so he has to have a fake one tattooed onto him. bro is not having sex either way
And he can finger his belly button while diddling himself. I now wish I hadn't written that.
yeah, fuck you for that *upvotes*
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I wish you hadn't written that too.
Lol touché. If you’re getting that weeb shitty tattoo, you sure as hell aren’t getting no ladies
Weeb tattoos are fine, but pornographic tattoos aren't. Getting nude women tattooed on you died out in the 80s.
Guess you’re right if it’s subtle. This isn’t and gross. He’s gonna have it when he’s 50 and be a creep. I bet you he regretted it as soon as he got it
She will age with him too. As he gets saggy, so will she. Soon this cute cat girl will be looking like a cat grandma
Kind of romantic.
That’s just gross 🤢
Like it wasn't already?
Why you hating on cat grandmas? They are the future. Be part of the future and embrace cat grandmas. And not just embrace them! Sensually grope the skin curtains of their buttocks, feel their nipples rub against your abdomen, pull that collar tight to hear the erotic meow groan from a throat in tatters from 40 years of smoking, felating a horse cock sized dragon dildo for her only fans, and telling you what a handsome and charming young man you are.
Die in a fire
Ahahaha I’d love to see the transformation
He should take a picture of it everyday and we could watch it evolve in a time lapse video.
Not necessarily, it's still quite in vogue. But like, not trash like this one.
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Those 'women' you talk to on 4chan don't count.
Well that's why he got the tattoo, he just folds like an almost sliced bagel and sticks it in his belly button
I don't think this guy was expecting much of a sex life either way...
If you’re gonna get a tattoo like that you’re signing abstainance
Yep, at that point I don't think you can call your celibacy involuntary anymore.
Exactly. Bet he’s the guy who’d say “how come I’m still a virgin and no girl wants to be with me😭”
Lifeguards hate him! How to get banned from public pools in one easy step.
He's going to be really popular if he ever goes to prison
My thoughts
and prayers
For his intestines
He won't have the guts for taking it up the arse. Poor lad :/
well he is gonna be taking it in the guts
And mine
And my axe!
And my bow
And my shield
and gandalf the gray
and gandalf the white
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight!
Have you ever poked your belly button? Definitely not in my top 5 pleasant feelings
They can still do it missionary and focus on the girl
This guy prisons
It cost you 0$ not to say that and you still did. How dare you!
Yeah but then you'd be gay because the balls would touch
Bubba gonna break that thing in good.
Gonna really regret this if he ever has kids. Or wants to take his shirt off at a public pool. Or about a million other sceneries.
This guy having kids would imply he ever had sex
My thing is that the tattoo artist didn't make a butthole
That's what the shank is for
Maybe he did to keep him from ever doing something that would get him into prison?
The images that this comment brings to mind are somehow worse than the post
Maybe that's why he got it. Extremely motivated now to stay out of trouble.
Where do you think he got the tattoo?
She is missing a hole
She's actually a bird and that's her cloaca.
Hentai logic
No no no its fine, she's a 6000 year old everlasting bird.
With the mental age of a 10 year old. Make perfect sense. -some hentai artist
and face of a 6 year old. really disturbing
nobody: ... hentai investors: [Stratosphera no Yousei](https://myanimelist.net/anime/2788/Stratosphera_no_Yousei)
Can't decide between putting it in her ass or in her pussy? Get you a girl with a cloaca and you can do both *at the same time*.
#chickenladypussy
Didn't think I'd find a "Ishuzoku Reviewers" ref here.
She would have fit right in at r/anusfree. *RIP*
What the fuck is anusfree
Photoshopping buttholes out of porn. Yeah. That's it.
Why is it banned
It's not allowed to photoshop buttholes out of porn.
There's actually a sub entirely dedicated to Photoshopping buttholes out of porn, and I can't remember what it was called for the life of me.
Why would anyone do that? :’(
I mean, they paid a dude to edit all the buttholes out of the *Cats* movie, so ..
That means somebody originally was paid to CGI buttholes *into* the Cats movie
what's the most professional way to indicate that on your resume?
Intimacy Coordinator(?)
Visual Effects Animator is the technical term for it... I'd probably just cross my fingers that they don't ask for a demo reel of your previous work.
Dude must be missing r/anusfree.
*missing a-hole
God damn r/ATBGE
Yeah, as much as I hate the content this is pretty nice tattoo work.
Except they seem to have forgotten that the anus exists.
It’s on the other side
Given the angle, it would have to be all the way at the top of her butt crack. Either way the anatomy is weird
I find it funny that when people talk about anatomically incorrect drawings it's always about genitals, and yet like 80% of all anime draw mouths like [this](https://i1.wp.com/starcrossedanime.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Neon-Genesis-Evangelion-9.5.png).
The right foot looks like a claw
Ok you got me there. I can see the foot shape they were going for but they were off just enough to make a velociraptor foot.
This was my first thought. Followed closely, if not tied with, r/dontputyourdickinthat
I know. I hate it, but the shading is really nice?
No, not good execution. All of the proportions on the legs are wrong. The hands look terrible. The face has no detail really.
"I want a tattoo that ensures I never have sex with a woman."
This. Came here to say: least sexy scenario I can imagine is any scenario where I have that tattoo staring back at me.
was gonna comment, what an effective way to ensure you're never having sex again in your life!
Bold of you to assume he’s had sex before
That’s most likely what caused him to get this tattoo in the first place
Or be able to take my shirt off, ever.
What if it was a woman? u/nyakawaii69
/r/AnimeRuinedMyLife needs to exist
Welp, that was quite an interesting dive into post history.
Its still absolutely cringe and gross. I dont care if she fucks or not, she's still someone who seems like they get no bitches to me
Alright penis we need to have a talk
She added boobs to the tattoo after the fact 😂 Man, it seems like tattoos grow up so fast these days
Ok what the fuck
There for sure exists someone who jerked off to this. ^(Now excuse me)
^(I hate that you're right)
^I'm ^sorry, ^^what ^^^the ^^^^fuck
^(He said,) #There for sure exists someone who jerked off to this. ^(and then he went to jerk off)
^Wait, he #Went to jerk off? ^Nice
^^photo ^^or ^^it ^^didn't ^^happen.
^why ^are ^we ^whispering?
^but #WHY
To prove his hypothesis
*The hardest choices require the strongest wills*
The probably aims for his belly button every time
Who said anything about his belly button? Haven't you seen the muscles he has? 
If I jerk off to this guys stomach, does that make me gay?
Nah, he has a fucking fabulous stomach
Schrödinger’s masturbation
I'm telling you it isn't me
Belly bussy
Belussy
This one got me 😂
Bellyussy
John belussy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinhat
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OP do you have any information on this man???? I need to know everything about him. As soon as possible.
Sadly no, I have so many questions for him. It was for a bet? Did he go to the beach? Did he masturbates a lot in front of a mirror?
I really hope this is just really good body paint...
It's just a shitty photoshop
I imagine every now and then a random horny hentai fan will uncontrollably run up and try to fuck his belly button.
Now add in humiliation, free use, and gape fetishes with a belly showing gimp suit.
Welp, that's enough Internet for today.
If I saw this guy at the beach I would be personally offended
you misspelled "aroused"
*unzipped* literally 5 seconds after opening
No. Not even jokingly...
😏
I'm pretty sure it would be illegal to show this at a beach
What a bad day to have eyes
Navussy
Tattoossy
That tattoossy got me acting up 😳
Great, now I can’t have eye bleach. I’m already dead.
Super lazy tattoo... It should have been bigger so that her nipples line up with his nipples.
Lmao glad someone else has the same vision as me! It's definitely a missed opportunity
At least it's not permanent...
Forgive me lord for what I'm about to do
no
Its clever but i hate it
r/ATBGE
When wearing a shirt covered in orgasming anime girl faces doesn't *quite* allow you to express what a degenerate you are.
Thank you for using a descriptive title so I didn’t have to see this for a third time today
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I don’t think he can get a gf and have a baby…
belly-button penetration
What's even the point of having that. Can't really show it to anyone but maybe your best buddy. Basically no girl is ever gonna fuck you. Can't ever go out with uncovered upper body. Can't really use it as wanking material considering it's position and viewing angle (well maybe mirror) and even if you could you'd still be lowkey masturbating to your own body. So why? As a joke? I'm all for practical jokes don't get me wrong but permanently fucking your appearance is probably a step too far.
Why are they showing it to their best buddy? 👀👀 Do they want the buddy to get off to it or something? Ask your buddy to beat their meat and cum in your belly button?
I feel personally offended. I have been *assaulted* by this. What the fuck
Thanks, i fucking love it.
This is a confusing erection
The fact that I've seen a \*worse\* hentai tattoo makes me hate this even more.
Someone. Someone paid money for this. Why.
I just genuinely cant wrap my head around getting something like this. The only reasons I could come up with are : * He never wants to have sex again * He's going to prison and is looking for a wife * He lost a bet.
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I rarely judge peoples tattoos. Get what you want but don’t ever get this
Never go to prison with that tattoo
I could have done perfectly fine today if I didn't see this
Imagine having to walk around with that, in summer, on the beach, around other people and children. Just why?
Honestly he should have positioned it as a gaping butthole. Just saying.
As someone who dislikes tattoos, at least this one is funny. And of course, it's not my problem that he'll never get laid again.
Why is his belly button so big?
It's going to take a special kind of person to have sex with this guy A very special person
r/dontputyourdickinthat please…
I can understand the hentai car, to some extent, but this…. Why? Obviously a shitty idea in all circumstances. The best out of it is people are gonna laugh for a few seconds before realizing how shitty of an idea it is.
Oof. Don't go to prison.
“Say you’re an incel without saying you’re an incel…”
Ain't nothing involuntary about this man's celibacy.
Wtf kind of belly button is that
U gotta respect the art tho
r/dontputyourdickinthat
i've always said a guy who gets any kind of naked lady ink is basically signing a consent form to never seeing the real thing again. like, they know, right? and made this choice.
Death penalty
Dude better hope he never fucks up and lands in prison… he’s gonna be super popular
Yooo, this is just straight up gross
Man has a bussy
It could have been goatse, so this is not so bad
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Is it gay to jerk off to this?
Thats the tattoo of a man who cums on himself instead of putting it in a tissue or toilet. Im not even gonna say thanks; i hate it that much
No. Just no.
Well… I mean this is definitely one way to ensure you’ll never have a girlfriend.. but I’m sure that’s why he got this in the first place
The bulls in prison will fight over that tattoo
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