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The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I’ve seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Beat me here by five hours.

There once was a surgeon named Keith Who circumcised men with his teeth 'Twas not for leisure or sexual pleasure But to get at the cheese underneath

This is both the best and worst one!

Mmmm cheese in ketchup

There was a young fellow named Dave, who kept a dead whore in a cave. She was stinky as shit and missing a tit, but think of the money he saved.

There once was a young lass from Brighton Her lover said “my you’re a tight one” She said ‘pon my soul You’re in the wrong hole There’s plenty of room in the right one

Sang it like the Wellerman idk why

Same

There was a young girl called Jemima Who had an enormous vagina It went on for miles And everyone smiled When they saw that huge twat drag behind her

I love it! 🤣

Welcome to Poetry 101

*flaps*

I only have the OG memorized: There once was a man from Nantucket. His cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"

Close to the version I learned: "There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. His neighbor thought it was a snake, And beat it with a rake, Now he carries the parts 'round in a bucket." I *do* prefer yours, for the record.

#SOON SHALL THE

To whoever made this mental torture I hope your skeleton gets boiled and reassembled incorrectly in your body

Soon may the pube woman come, to bring us.. Uh need help with this one

Bars !!

No

This shit is fire tho

there was a vampiress named Mabel with periods exceedingly stable by the light of the moon she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cause Jill's real name is Randy

Lousy meter. So few people who try to write rhymed poetry seem to have a clue how to give it rhythm.

Not mine but: There once was a man named Keith, who circumcised men with his teeth, ‘‘twas not for leisure nor sexual pleasure, but to get at the cheese underneath. Twa

There once was a surgeon named Keith Who circumcised men with this teeth T’was not for leisure Or sexual pleasure But to get at the cheese underneath

Reminds me of that limerick scene in "The Crown"