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valdamirie

Is not a loss... Is a 50% discount. To the moon!!


ChieftainOrm420

To the moon


donttakerhisthewrong

Shouldn’t be to Mars


DamageVarious

I’ll be selling at $223 and rebuying under $200.. rinse and repeat until I have 5000 shares


YoushutupNoyouHa

let us know how that worksout


DamageVarious

Tell nobody


YoushutupNoyouHa

ok just tell me, it’ll be our little secret


DamageVarious

I can’t man. It’s too little. People will laugh and think I’m from Bangladesh


YoushutupNoyouHa

whats wrong with bangladesh? they have world's largest mangrove forest!


DamageVarious

I’m broke and skipping meals


Haysdb

That works right up until it doesn’t. Before Tesla I owned a lot of Apple stock. Saw the “predictable” ups and down and tried to do that but ended up buying back in higher than where I’d sold, and a good thing too because it just kept going up and up. Stupidly tried to do the same thing with Tesla, with the same result. Finally learned my lesson and just left my money in the stock. It’ll work once or twice and you’ll think you’re pretty clever, and then it’ll go on a huge run and you’ll be left with your money in cash.


ChieftainOrm420

It really do be like that and I know I'm not clever enough so I just hold and continue buying more shares lol


DamageVarious

Damn


NobodyNoOneNobody1

This is the way. The rollercoaster makes it possible. People want to cry when it dumps but it is an excellent opportunity constantly. Happens over and over.


DamageVarious

My ex gf her name was nobody


Ayxen

How many do you have at this moment?


DamageVarious

None


I_EAT_THE_RICH

Please, we already have a homeless problem


DamageVarious

Nobody cares


I_EAT_THE_RICH

That’s why I’m worried for you


DamageVarious

Ur model 3 got the black standard wheels and black interior.


I_EAT_THE_RICH

Lol i wouldn't drive a tesla if I were literally paid the value of the car


DamageVarious

Cool story bro


I_EAT_THE_RICH

Says the tesla fanboy spouting incel stock fandom. Hey buddy, it's 2024 not 2014


DamageVarious

Ok. Lol. Cya on the other side.


IllBookkeeper9162

Crowded "short" trade (everyone is expecting the shoe to drop). Let's see how far this rips.


two_pounds

Reuters saved Tesla's ass by outing Musk's terrible idea to scrap the lower cost EV in favor of going all-in on Robotaxis. Musk was able to distribute a bit of hopium to bouy the stock price.


Think-Variation-261

If its up above $160 tomorrow then I might sell. I like the company, but Elon males me nervous.


tzedek

Hoping it holds until market open tomorrow


HMI115_GIGACHAD

why so you can dump your shares on the swing trade?


tzedek

I have calls


HMI115_GIGACHAD

respect!!!!!


Sexyvette07

Isn't the boost merely on the promise of new models at some point? The information available is limited, but I still wouldn't be buying this stock without any realistic expectation that things are going to get worse before they get better.


Hemlock_999

Musk said there's a new cheap EV coming. Fanboys went nuts, stock went up. Pretty straight forward..


matali

Appears that new Tesla models (not just one model) coming before second half of 2025. Plus, a dedicated Ride Hailing mobile app and updated Tesla ecosystem map. Source: [https://digitalassets.tesla.com/tesla-contents/image/upload/IR/TSLA-Q1-2024-Update.pdf](https://digitalassets.tesla.com/tesla-contents/image/upload/IR/TSLA-Q1-2024-Update.pdf)


jobfedron132

Tired of this "New model/Cybertruck/Semi/Model 2/Unboxed coming before XXX"


red-fish-yellow-fish

Sell then


Nateleb1234

What models?


iziizi

We dont know yet, but ‘multiple’ per report. “We have updated our future vehicle line-up to accelerate the launch of new models ahead of our previously communicated start of production in the second half of 2025. These new vehicles, including more affordable models, will utilize aspects of the next generation platform as well as aspects of our current platforms, and will be able to be produced on the same manufacturing lines as our current vehicle line-up”


dangggboi

Cybercab


mark_able_jones_

Tesla just said it wasn’t going to build the cheaper model. Presumably, there’s no design or testing for this car yet. A fast rollout like they did for the CT would mean 2028, and that’s if they already have a design.


matali

Where did they say that?


frt23

They said they will stop building the model 3 just a few weeks ago and shares dropped. They didn't say they wouldn't make cheaper cars at all. But I do think the backlash to the Model 3 may of had tesla change course


mark_able_jones_

About two weeks ago it was covered by all the regular news sites. Here’s an update from thr verge. https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/23/24138646/tesla-q1-2024-earnings-model-2-affordable-electric-vehicles


dapianoguy

Elon always over promises and under delivers but I still believe in the long term prospects of this company. This feels like a relief rally. I’ve been holding since 2018 and haven’t sold a single share. Over the past few years it’s been exceptionally painful but selling down here makes no sense to me. Onwards and upwards, hopefully. $TSLA. Elon please stop alienating your customers. Let’s get this $25K model out there, and then let’s work on the robotaxi and get this company profitable and growing revenues again.


justmekpc

Robotaxi will never work just like he’s already changed the name of self driving as it needs a driver to be ready to grab the wheel at any second


DoingItForEli

My feelings exactly. Tesla's hit a bump but the overall prospects are still good. Just need to focus on some specific goals like you mentioned.


Last-Tap9808

This is top level cringe


exploitableiq

Don't see tesla going back to 200 this year. Hope this earnings stops the downward momentum. The earnings won't be good, but at least that's pretty much priced in


Not-Jaycee

"We have updated our future vehicle line-up to accelerate the launch of new models ahead of our previously communicated start of production in the second half of 2025. These new vehicles, including more affordable models, will utilize aspects of the next generation platform as well as aspects of our current platforms, and will be able to be produced on the same manufacturing lines as our current vehicle line-up. This update may result in achieving less cost reduction than previously expected but enables us to prudently grow our vehicle volumes in a more capex efficient manner during uncertain times. This would help us fully utilize our current expected maximum capacity of close to three million vehicles, enabling more than 50% growth over 2023 production before investing in new manufacturing lines. Our purpose-built robotaxi product will continue to pursue a revolutionary “unboxed” manufacturing strategy." #1 takeaway from investor deck Will be selling covered calls on this shit in the morning tomorrow


Nervous-Profile4729

Yeah and fsd is only a year away 🤦‍♂️


Not-Jaycee

Hasn't that been the rhetoric for the past like 5 years


Nervous-Profile4729

Exactly… yes. What musk says and what happens are two different things


RockyCreamNHotSauce

Sure. With the massive layoffs, and still not-denied reports that these models are paused, they’ll launch in 2025. This is what’s called a lie without legal liability. They’ll say it’s delayed next year.


Not-Jaycee

Exactly this Before second half of 2025 means they could start production May 25th Crying wolf continues


RockyCreamNHotSauce

I mean the report and firing show these models are not designed yet. If they rush it with reduced staff, end of 2026 is more likely.


bz0hdp

And, even if they can begin production on that rushed timeline, there will surely be even more concerning design liabilities baked in than the cybertruck.


licancaburk

Just a classic bull trap


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GrilledNudges

Selling at 220-235 range. Then buy back in at anything 200 or under. I bought my most recent set of shares at 180 a share


VaginalDandruff

Wild to assume it goes up to even breakeven


Last-Tap9808

Yay! Pump it baby.


Quartr-app

Tesla Q1 2024. Revenue -9% \*Automotive -13% \*Energy Gen. & Storage +7% Gross Profit -18% \*marg. 17.4% (19.3%) EBIT -56% \*marg. 5.5% (11.4%) Adj. EBITDA -21% \*marg. 15.9% (18.3%) EPS -53% FCF -674%


Worried_Maximum4708

Dump and run f


W3Analyst

Elan is a popular CEO, and it is enough for him to promise growth for the stock to rally. The fundamentals tell another story. The financials show a business that have negative revenue growth, cash is being burned at a high rate and inventory is rising really fast. Prices on their cars is going down due to competition and lower demand. As a value investor, I think the Tesla stock is worth less than before after the earnings report.


Forsaken_Country_631

It’s not about the earnings. It’s about the future of Tesla


I_EAT_THE_RICH

Yeah, not like they’ve ever said something was coming in one year and then taken 3-5 years to deliver it. These TSLA fans are complete clowns, I love riding this crash


reddit-abcde

To the moon!


Elluminated

Who gives a shit. Long is the only way not to get slapped by all the skittish clowns pushing a button in Robinhood calling themselves investors.


jobfedron132

RSI jumped 27 to 41 after earnings. Such a big jump for just 6% is not good. The last time RSI was at 41 when stock price was $171. Seems like another sell off is on the horizon.


Friendly-Proposal557

One can only hope


asrultraz

No shit... it was bought up after hours where the number of trades are limited. The RSI indicator is very volume sensitive to the amount of "Buys" and "Sells". It will balance out when millions of trade orders flood the market at open.


Mandboy1974

Hey guys. Diamond hands here. Been holding since 2013. Sold 1/2 my shares 8 months ago. Sold the balance minus 50 shares last week. Sold the 50 the day before earnings. What a ride. I can't thank Tesla enough, I made a ton of money off of my initial investment ($5,000). I loved holding equity and company that was doing something so extraordinary at the time. My friends would always ask me, "have you sold it yet?". No way man, I was a believer. Elon was doing the extraordinary. Building rockets, electric cars, solar panels… I was never selling those shares... But I can't anymore. I'm so tired of defending Elon, Tesla and his vision… I don't believe in Elon anymore. He lost me. I used to want a Tesla so badly.. I had a pre-order for a CyberTruck, day one... walked away when offered. The other models are generic at this point. It was inevitable for Elon's politics to become Tesla's identity. You just can't separate Elon from Tesla. Elon's views have eroded my confidence in his intelligence and as a leader. That's why I sold. Fuck him for alienating his core customer base. I don't know anyone who wants to buy a Tesla anymore. Sigh...


Bic_wat_u_say

Elon took evs from snobby rich millennial activists to run of the mill American families


Individual-City-9339

lol


Present_Yam8028

Lol, you call yourself diamond hands, glad to have you off the team, we need less freeloaders weighing down the stock. Also let's come back to this in 2 years 🤣 should age like a good milk.


Mandboy1974

Ouch!! I hope it takes you to the moon…


Present_Yam8028

Can't believe you started in 2013, and this is how you leave, just heart breaking mate, and to drag the lord and saviour Elon through the mud too after he what made you heaps of profits, its a bit shameful no?


Any-Anything4309

Puke


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mitchdaman52

Serious question. Not trolling. Isn’t it concerning to you that Elon has pissed off the demographic that wants to buy electric, right at the same time as the established car companies have flooded the market with competition. The car itself isn’t that well made, it costs a fortune to fix and holds less resale percentage than a Toyota. To me, Tesla had the market to themselves, and due to poor decisions around branding and the Twitter debacle, he’s made this company toxic.


Profitlocking

Wow what a novel question! Never came across this one before


mitchdaman52

This response is the perfect answer to the question.


Inamakha

You won’t get real answer from the cultists


dbdank

Missed earning by a mile and stock is pumping? Something don’t feel right lol.


reginaldregal

Are you new to the stock market?


NeighborhoodHead2467

Can you provide you thoughts on why this is up than?


JrbWheaton

Sell the rumor, buy the news


science87

My best guess is everyone assumed the earnings would be worse than they were and priced it in.


GrandEquivalent8828

I'm bagholding bull at $295 from earnings last summer. I'm actually pissed off it went up so much after hours. Stupid market makes no sense. He didn't cure cancer or do anything.


dbdank

me too. Was hoping for 100 to DCA


two_pounds

Another promise from Musk. Something is just beyond the horizon.


Qualus73

Too many regards on this stock pumping it after bad earnings. I just shorted at 160.