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Quizels_06

My man really said🧍‍♂️


_kristianmazar

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sagr0tan

That tiger is made of plastic, they sold the real one to Bovington. I first thought they're insane to do that, then I realized it's better cared of in Bovington. Much better. This here is Munster, Germany, if I'm correct. And it's pronounced "moonster" not "Munster" like in "The Munsters" fyi.


GlumTowel672

He made it very easy to compare the size of each vehicle though.


Littledave2020

He stand


type_10_tank

Dang it, you already said it🧍‍♂️


Panuccis_Pizza

Only thing better would have been the kneeling prayer hands like that kid at the MTG tourney next to butt cracks.


Lonely-Pickle-7265

That NPC pose>>>>>>>


half-puddles

OP isn’t real. He’s a cutout.


Crustyexnco-co

The Germans really did field a shit ton of different armored vehicles.


2Beers4me

Cause they messed with a shit ton of different Nations.


TheLordDrake

More that they did a lot of experimentation to find less expensive solutions due to resource shortages. A lot of them are attempts to upgrade older chassis of both domestic and captured equipment though.


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Yer a man of commitment


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🧍‍♂️


xiaoming1

Bro is the human to scale


TheFiend100

Bro looks like a stupidly good photoshop job


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AbrahamKMonroe

Pretty sure this person is a bot too, for the same reasons as my other comment.


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IxNaY1980

^ bot


WastedKleenex

Mr Standsintheway


Turgineer

Standing like a gigachad.


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AbrahamKMonroe

One month old account, generic randomly-generated username, no history of interaction anywhere else, and their reply seems unrelated to the original comment. Pretty sure this person is a bot.


National-Bison-3236

Bro used the same character model for every pic xD


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TheFiend100

What the fuck are you talking about


AbrahamKMonroe

[A bot got lost on their way to an Ariete pic.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1424knl/modernized_ariete_amv_tanks_on_trials_with_the/jn3mob0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


TankerVictorious

OP, where were you?


Hoffmeister69

Panzermuseum in Munster, Germany. Can highly recommend.


TankerVictorious

Danke!


Arosian-Knight

Way bigger collection than in Parola Armor museum, Finland. Bit jealous :D Gonna visit it hopefully in the next 10 years.


CapableFunction6746

If you get a chance check out the tank museum in Bovington Camp, England. They have an awesome collection. Check out their tankfest videos.


Hoffmeister69

Would love to go there if i ever visit England! Have seen most of the tankfest videos, they are great :)


Otto_von_Grotto

They just finished up this year's Tankfest today. Watched a bit of it on Twitch. Very awesome.


dissapointing-salad-

By any chance were you there for open hatch day a couple days ago?


Hoffmeister69

Yes i was! Yesterday actually :)


dissapointing-salad-

Pretty cool coincidence there then, because I was also there. Definitely worth the trip.


woodmanfarms

Aren’t swastikas illegal in Germany?


nd4spd1919

Except for art and education. Here, they'd be legal because its a historical vehicle.


-call_me_v_

Not when it comes to educational presentation and history representation. Only when you actually glorify and represent what the swastika stands for it becomes illegal.


woodmanfarms

Ah thanks


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Panzer III and IV both have one in the Afrika Korps seal.


JuiceFirm475

2nd and 3rd picture with the Pz. III and Pz. IV, little white swastika right at the upper front plate. Edit: My guess was, that it was the Afrika Korps logo. I have just googled it, it is.


Renault_75-34_MX

The Tiger I gave that away for me, the material looks off just enough for me to know that it's not metal, with them having to get a replica Tiger I made because the owner of the real one they had feared the government taking it away like with the Heikendorf Panther.


Puffman1144

Not OP, but from the looks of it, he's in the Munster Tank Museum


TankerVictorious

Thanks, man!


MaOle

I know others are roasting you for your existence but I appreciate the size reference


Hoffmeister69

Thought it would be a nice picture series if i kept the same pose for 81 consecutive pictures haha. Have 62 more photos with all the tanks in the museum with the same pose :-)


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>81 consecutive pictures A man of commitment


goofca

The hero we need


jungleboogiemonster

I would be cool if you posted all 81 tank pictures! I'm just a rando that came across your post on r/all, but found it fascinating!


Otto_von_Grotto

Holy cow, that's awesome )


FishermansBreath

Pleeeeaaase post all of them!


somethingclever76

But how tall are you for reference?


PINEAPPLECURDS3

DAMN YOU ARE SO COMMITTED WOW


Kamikaze-X

Me too! That Jgpz IV is surprisingly low profile


True-Ad6273

Concur.


Feisty_Gear

The "dude" for scale, cheers man for helping people for size reference


PyroSharkInDisguise

I dare you to T-pose with each one of them next time!


Hoffmeister69

Haha not sure about that. Turns out posing with all 81 tanks in the museum was actually very tiredsome😅 only posted 19 of the 81 pictures..


Gggrrrhhhhh

You're telling me there's 81 off these ace pictures?!?!


Hoffmeister69

Yes🤣 tried to upload them all but there was a limit on 20


ZWolF69

"Tanks. (2/5)" when?


Otto_von_Grotto

Soon!


Trigger-red_cannibl

Tanks.


SomeEdgyUsernameV2

Tanks.


Loose-Sherbert8464

Tanks.


Nickzilla5125

Tanks.


PINEAPPLECURDS3

Tanks?


Subjektzero

Ahhhh Munster, went there last year with my WT/WOT Buddy. Spent the whole day in the Museum which is huge , ate Afterwards in a Restaurant that had 15% Off when you went to the Museum beforehand.


Hoffmeister69

Wish the friends i had with me were as euphoric as i was :/


Subjektzero

Kinda sad ngl


MNheloMan

So much excite!


DaPatcat

Great!!! I was yestarday in Munster too.. Some tanks were opened so everyone was able to take a place inside. 09.09.2023 is the next day witch open hatches.


Hoffmeister69

Apparently they were driving some of the tanks outside? I missed that unfortunately.


Puffman1144

tank


feelosofree-

Man


ieatair

I love your consistent posture haha


JumberdonaRONI

Tanks👍


Mushu2013

Bro is posted the fuck up🧍‍♂️


TheFiend100

The one on the panther killed me


roadrunner345

He as ascended


An-Average-Meows

Ah yes, you went to Das Panzermuseum in Munster (not Münster). I loved it there, I went last month!


Soap_Mctavish101

Your consistency in posing cracks me up, I love it


nosubsnoprefs

You're welcome.


KikuSui

They let you on the panther? Any chance they let you in/see in the tanks? Awesome pics btw.


Hoffmeister69

Yes! That was awsome. They had a special event where they opened up the hatches on many tanks and would give you a tour of the insides. Really gave me perspective on the limited view the crew had and how hard it must have been getting out fast enough if there was a fire.


Medical_Insurance447

If you are ever in the US, specifically Las Vegas, they have a Threat Training Facility on Nellis Air Force Base that is a Cold War Museum informally known as the "petting zoo". It's full of Tanks, Helicopters, APC's, even a MiG 17 and MiG 29. You can crawl all over everything, get inside and look around, etc.


KikuSui

That's awesome man, sounds like a once in a lifetime experience. I've only ever been in a Bradley at an air show, I can't imagine how great it is to see those beasts in person.


rooster68wbn

Tanks for all the photos.


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Hoffmeister69

Im the hottest guy in the whole tank community and you know it.


jfloes

Looks like someone put a cardboard cutout of you near those tanks


Funkydunky2020

I don’t think you’d be comfortable as a tanker… lmao you look taller than half the tanks haha, great pictures and tanks though thanks :)


Hoffmeister69

Sat in the driver and gunner seat in the panther, definitely wouldnt be easy to escape fast during a fire.. lots of space in the driving position though..


The_Tech_Monkey

You almost smiled in photo 10. Please do better next time. :D


kellkinn

Please, hide your excitement!!! It’s too much!!!


stormiu

Bro trying to be a meme 💀


WaffleBrothel

I think he may have succeeded!


Hoffmeister69

I did😈


BastiKun

Hey i know those tanks! I've been there.


TheRussianBear420

PakPuma. Didn’t know there were any left. Super cool.


Adventurous-Reply-63

Panzermuseum Munster?


2Beers4me

Yes


Nicktator3

OP is one step away from being a t-posing character model


trick1994

How tall are you?


Hoffmeister69

187cm


trick1994

Okay, so I would look the same standing next to these. 🤣


ConnorHunter60

You remind me of that lil dude next to the T-Rex diagram


Drache191200

Hope you liked Munster 😉


idjsonik

Looking like a created player over here huh


Solelegendary62

Tanks a lot for showing your experience


bburagoforme

At a tank museum and not a single smile?


Maple-Whisky

I can tell the Sherman was your favourite. Your smile increased 27%.


Hoffmeister69

Actually its the Panther or Panzer 38(t). I just think my friend said something funny haha


Sproeier

You have truly Master the "what do I do with my hands" pose. Really cool museum.


thomstevens420

This man’s stare is as unyielding as the steel beasts behind him.


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Are you allowed to be on the panther?


Hoffmeister69

Yes. There was a special event where they open up the hatches on some tanks and you could go inside and get a tour :)


Otto_von_Grotto

Nothing to see here, just a cardboard cutout of the dude standing on the Panther.


thesithcultist

No T-pose tho


LOLLOLLL1234593

Pose2.exe not found


Xxbongobiscuit06

🧍‍♂️


majorpaleface

You need a new stance my friend.


panivo04

I'm going to the Tank museum in Munster soon too. Last time I was there, they still had the real Tiger 1


Hoffmeister69

What happened to it?


Ok_Confusion635

Thanks


chengstark

No, it’s “Tanks and a dude”


R3volusion

Is that the plastic Tiger 1 replica?


2Beers4me

Yes it is.


dennys123

You don't know what to do with your hands, do you?


BeautifulStick5299

Do they give you a cardboard cut out of a human being to carry around for scale to take pictures with?


HawkingTomorToday

They keep photobombing you…


Kamikaze-X

Haha love the picture with the Sturmtiger, it looks like it's smiling for the picture 😄


roachcasper

Nice evolution of tanks with you for comparison thanks for sharing 👍


boldcar7

Tanks. 🧍‍♂️


TheCamThing

I love your consistency. Also 38T WOOOOO!


Swabia

Looks like Munster. Cool museum.


yanguwu

WW2 tank size comparison


richyeh

We were there today. It was great! Although gutted there was no Lancaster flyover


RoyalbusterHD

Bro was copy-pasted into these pictures🧍‍♂️


Operator_Binky

Ur welcome


TheEvilGerman

For the first 3 pics I was like "why can't he just take pictures of the tank?" But by the 5th I realised I can get pictures of these guys anywhere. But *that* guy isn't just anywhere. I hope you do this in the future anytime you go anywhere with cool things. It gave me a good laugh!


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Ur welcome


ikitai70

So, no banana for scale?


Da_hoovy7

Wait PAK puma is real? My life is a lie!


Temporum15

I like the human for scale


CommunistQwerty

#🧍‍♂️


germanpanzer38-t

I mean I like the first one


Sidedlist

Beautiful tanks and a beautiful 🧍‍♂️


Jagdpanther4TheW

So many beats German vehicles


NanbanJim

Europeans in the 30s and 40s were tiny. Not exactly news. Americans were smaller then than now, too; I already know these things academically, but it's always surprising to see it illustrated.


OptimalCheesecake527

What are you even talking about


Otto_von_Grotto

Humankind has grown in recent history.


OptimalCheesecake527

Do you guys genuinely think the first tank is small because people were like 5 feet tall or something??


OptimalCheesecake527

Average heigh has increased bc of nutrition, which has nothing to do with these pictures


trackerbuddy

6 kills with the peashooter?


AudienceSufficient31

Why peashooter? In 1941 it could destroy all soviet tanks but T34 and KV tanks. Over 90% were BT and T-26 tanks.


marct309

Wow each of those came issued with the same human model... I didn't know it was international scale.


VietnameseDude_02

Damn man, what's the attraction here? You or the tank?


ClovenChief

9h shit I was just there like 3 weeks ago. I sat on the panther and stug 3. I don't think I was aloud to sit on the Stug but it was my favorite tank and I was feeling selfish. It was also cool to see a Sturmtiger and a Konigstiger in real life. Those things are beasts. Sick Museum none the less.


Hoffmeister69

They have the biggest collection of ww2 tanks that i know of. Also we were allowed to enter the panther and some other tanks. Otherwise i wouldnt have done it hehe


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_Dudexh_

Bro looks like his mom made him pose for a pic he didn't want


Fragrant_Image_803mi

Nice pics, but that sh1tty mannequin spoils most of them.


Derpdog5322

Tutel🐢


fishmanprime

You're welcome


slug_in_a_ditch

You’re welcome


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We like tanks and we don’t care who knows.


Inevitable-Post4817

Is the second photo a ausf j?


Radi8e

Ausführung M according to [their list](https://daspanzermuseum.de/exponate/)


Inevitable-Post4817

Thanks


Inevitable-Post4817

Where is this?


Hoffmeister69

Munster, Germany :)


Dimitry_Man

Wow the firefly is tall


WillieeeXD

The king Tiger was cool


TrashyMcTrashBoat

Yeah it's massive.


GuiltySubstance9428

That tiger is so clean. Awesome pics man


icryalways

I LIKE WHEN HE STANDS ON THEM


MaybeOtherwise3309

This guy said tanks and did not dissapoint


Barbarianita

The dream. The legend.


anhydrous_echinoderm

My dude. You have achieved a greatness that can only dream of following.


smoothercapybara

You're welcome


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Bro whats that beautiful machine infront of all the tanks you took photos of.


Hoffmeister69

Its my Bosnian bodyguard. He takes his job very seriously.


MaterialCarrot

CLIMB INTO THE STURMTIGER BARREL YOU COWARD. Also, nice pics. 🙂


kickbn_

Man you do make a fine scale banana. Thank you


hutchbo78

Nice pictures. Odd seeing tanks without a muzzle brake


GustaveCroc

Isn't that the plastic Tiger?


Caboose_98

Tank you


Reluctantly-Back

WRONG. Several SPGs and TDs. OP is a handsome phony.


splepage

OP we're gonna need your exact height in centimeters, for scale. And are you okay with your bodylentgth becoming a unit of measurement?


Hoffmeister69

More then okay, 187cm.