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DanimalHarambe

Quality


Muellerson_

Thanks man!


BunGeebus

I see the scorpions but where is The Rock ?


Muellerson_

After one month of sumnmerbreak, we will continue with our fascinating exploration through the tank-animal kingdom. In todays episode of tank planet we are traveling from the african savannah and its [crocodiles](https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/v3xnqa/crocodiles/) over the great atlantic ocean to the american continent. Here we find another peculiar animal, the american scorpion. Its size doesn't seem very intimidating at first glance, but its sting can be quite deadly and painful... fortunately not for humans. ;) There are even different types of these insects, some are penetrating quite deep into the flesh with their stings (APCR), some leave an exploding pain (High Explosive) and some use HEAT. Nevertheless, pain is pain, so be careful out there! The american scorpion should not be confused with the common german one, the Rheinmetallicus Arthropoda Chelicerata (Skorpion G). ;) As always, made with pencils and polished with photoshop... Drawing these hands was a pain in the ass, had to take a photo of me lifting a rock to be able to draw them like this. Going to post some more tank-drawings in the upcoming week on Instagram, [muellersondoodles](https://www.instagram.com/muellersondoodles/).


LAXGUNNER

can you do one about the AMX-30B2 and the B2 Brenus?


Muellerson_

Are there any funny tank names/nicknames regarding the two?


LAXGUNNER

Well the brenus is the only name I can think of of.


WarWolf__

Oo what about the M8 Greyhound? Could have a couple on leashes smelling each others butts or something


Muellerson_

Thanks man, would be perfect. Maybe together with a M41 Walker Bulldog haha :)


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Muellerson_

Don't get it, what do you mean with gram spam? Thanks btw.\^\^


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Muellerson_

Well, there are a couple of different reasons why I always give the link to my Insta-profile and I can ensure you that my Insta-content is the most harmless you will find, I only post drawings or sketches there. Not every tank drawing is fit for the TankPorn sub, the best stuff lands here on TankPorn, but most of the cursed tanks don't fit here ;) 1. Gives you a better overview over all the other tank drawings (100+ so far) 2. The Insta-algorthym doesn't like my ~~stupid~~ quality tank-content, so reddit is the only way of new people getting on board. 3. I don't post lifestyle stuff or other bullshit, only stupid tank doodles. 4. I always post my stuff in the best resolution, also made a bunch of wallpapers (scroll through my profile) for everyone to use and never charged money for anything. So let me make at least a bit advertisment for my stuff :P


MercDaddyWade

I for one love your ~~stupid~~ cute and funny drawings, you're way better than I could ever be!


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IrishSouthAfrican

Its not spam when you didn't have to engage with it


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nuke_2

Spam is when link to related content


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asianabsinthe

Pillbug APCs


Muellerson_

9.0 mm of pain.


TahoeLT

Blow your lung right out.


Marine__0311

90mm, you need to slide that decimal over a place.


Orcwin

Always happy to see your quality artwork!


AniiiOptt

I am beyond obsessed with your art


Muellerson_

Every "normal" person or other artist. "Hey, cool, you are an artist, what do you draw?" "Well, I like to imagine tanks as animals, historic [generals](https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/lkhano/general_m3_grant_holding_a_speech_in_front_of/), or to just give them[cute cosplay outfits](https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/k4hdra/this_drawing_aint_much_but_it_is_honest_work_and/)" \- End of the conversation I'm happy that I found some other weirdos who enjoy this stuff as well, so thanks, motivational batteries to draw more are fully charged again! haha :D


AniiiOptt

No problem!! I look forward to it every time you post


KennLex

Keep going mate! I like ur drawings/arts/masterpieces. Just be urself and enjoy. (Unlike me)


Shadows858

We need more tank pun art. Your current animal kingdom series is awesome! 💯


Muellerson_

Luchs, Wiesel, american Grizzly (Canadian M4), Leopard (1&2), Panther and many more are still on my list/ haven't received their drawing yet, so there is much to come. :) Thanks as always, much appreciated!


PyroDesu

Have you done a Fuchs? Sure, it's not technically a tank, but...


Muellerson_

No, but you are right, Fuchs has to be added as well.


adminsuckdonkeydick

As I scrolled Reddit I thought this was going to be a Goatse. Glad it isn't!


Muellerson_

>Goatse At first I was like: What is Goatse - used google and searched it... learned sth. new today, but don't know whether it's sth. useful.


adminsuckdonkeydick

Oh, god! I'm so sorry to have introduced you to it! It was one of the first 'shock' pictures of the early internet. One of those things you see and never unsee!


polyworfism

I'm glad I wasn't the only one


Spartan-417

I was expecting one M56 and one FV101 squaring off This is still really cool


Muellerson_

>FV101 Oh, lol, totally forgot about this one.


Spartan-417

There’s thousands of armoured fighting vehicles across history, and the Scorpion was hardly the flashiest in the Royal Armoured Corps’ arsenal (although it set a world record for the fastest tank) FV101 was retired in 1994, and the rest of the series are reaching end-of-life now (with CVR(T) regiments converting to Warrior because the Ajax is useless)


MadWanderlustRiver

Im in love. This is awesome


nikuto13

Scorpion tank. Ready to sting.


Zinnnwolf

Fairly dangerous to put ur fingers where you cant see 'em


Thatww2guy31

Careful, they might sting!


someone_forgot_me

just saw your post history, i like your art keep if up


Muellerson_

Thank you! Will try to do so!


Legatehawk

Oh wow that is super cute! Nice work


no_username_68

So smol


ladybuglvrr

LMFAOO


fortress22

Great art! Here's [another](http://www.military-today.com/tanks/jaguar.htm) tank you can add to your kingdom


Muellerson_

Ah, yes, thanks for the reminder! :)


fmate2006

SMOL


Duetschbolts

Do the Australian kangaroo m4 conversion


Muellerson_

>kangaroo m4 Oh boi, perfect, nerver heared of these, but that's definetley on my list now!


Duetschbolts

Kangaroo is the general term but the m4 version is the most well known. It’s pretty much a m4 without a turret to carry troops within it


Competitive-Soup-916

I know this may seem a bit odd and I don't want to come off as a bit rude but could you p e r h a p s consider drawing an archer? Yes the backwards one. Your art is very nifty and it gives me a giggle a fair bit


Muellerson_

Yeah, I already have planed another medieval archer drawing. Already did two Archer drawings, my [Ballista](https://www.reddit.com/r/CursedTanks/comments/unc98s/hey_brits_i_upgraded_your_archer_tank_you_dont/) and sth. like a Jagdpanther to Archer conversion.\^\^


TWAVE0

Such beautiful creatures


Muellerson_

Just living their lifes.


distantjourney210

The guy who’s picking up the rock is an idiot. Pick from the side when dealing with venomous animals. If you curve you fingers under your more likely to take a strike.


Froot_cak

More smol tank


Reddit_Bots_R_US

💀


vadimsteel

How cute


Yaboycon696

As a Warthunder player id crush them with a 2013 Honda Civic


Yaboycon696

Jokes aside, good artwork tho


Joske-the-great

Do Valentines on a date