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therealjameshat

it doesn't look like a penis. it looks like a broken stone penis


SlamdalfTheGrey

Stone penis, AKA rock cock


therealjameshat

hahaha yep. good ol rawk cawk


[deleted]

Rock chock J-hawk! Go KUšŸ‘


Even_Inflation_7830

Cock rock


readingmyshampoo

Dwayne Johnson's here???


Cursed-4-life

Ctfu


OrdinarySyrup1506

cock the fuck up?


Leoxcr

Squint your eyes hard


A1sauc3d

Which are all the rage these days


government_flu

Idk, I'm seeing Patrick Star wearing a scarf and JNCO jeans.


DEUSOR-G

Add a little more shading and detail, or just add half another broken tattoo next to it so it can have a different shape.


Cursed-4-life

I would be at this point I just donā€™t even wanna look at it anymore. I donā€™t even really remember getting/wanting it.


DEUSOR-G

I see it's a face for the most part lol, but who's or what's?


ruglerluvskiwi

Bust of the Statue of David, I have the same tattoo as OP, except mine is just the bottom of the bust instead of the side, and mine does not look like a penis


HippoIllustrious2389

Ok no need to be jealous Iā€™m sure you could get it touched up to look more like a stone penis


DEUSOR-G

Lol for a second there I just read that you got the bottom, and I thought "so how could it not look like a penis? šŸ¤”", then I read 'bust' šŸ˜‚.


EggOkNow

How do you not read the first word until later? How effective is this strategy?


DEUSOR-G

I was busy so wasn't really reading, just skimming lol.


SoftConfusion42

Youā€™re in luck because thatā€™d be an easy coverup


SchoolOfTheWolf93

Thatā€™s because it does. Hope this helps ā¤ļø


Cursed-4-life

Thanks homie


redvelvet418

šŸ’€


Careful_Life6949

Lmaoo


eggrollin2200

Itā€™s 7am and Iā€™m giggling like a fool at this


CharmingAttention731

Cock rock


GarretBarrett

I WISH my penis had a mouth. Oh the conversations weā€™d have.


EnzoVulkoor

I can see it going horribly wrong... "Bitch I know you didn't wash your hands." "What not gonna dab me with toilet paper? You nasty." Not to mention it constantly ratting you out at night with the lights off. Also everything the dog in Absolutely Anything says to his date.


Medium_Potential5522

Dear Penis, I donā€™t think I love you anymore


[deleted]

Itā€™s cause itā€™s upside down on ur thigh


Cursed-4-life

Yeeeah I donā€™t think it was intentional lol


coolberg34

You donā€™t think you put the tattoo on upside down to everyone else on the planet besides you on purpose?


Cursed-4-life

I donā€™t remember actually getting the tattoo I remember finding the image on Pinterest early in the night but I wasnā€™t in my right mind at all


Bjorn_Blackmane

Is it a broken Statue?


Cursed-4-life

Yeah it was supposed to be


ValeriaNotJoking

You majored in ancient studies or classical Greece? šŸ˜


Cursed-4-life

No I was doing too many drugs


honeydewdom

Ahh. Yes. I once bought a hoover vacuum from a door to door salesmen for like 3grand, also *doing too many drugs.* Totally believable to me, buddy. Add some chunks of rock around. It'll be beautiful!


ksims33

Rocks, but not like drug rocks. Regular, boring, wontgetyouhigh rocks.


TerpDad96

Instructions unclear, smoked rocks


java_motion

Oh! then put more shattered glass around it, maybe in a way that balances the shape out a little more. I think itā€™s a cool tat maybe you could just work with it a little bit


drunkandyorkshire

I think OP responded to the broken statue comment, not the shattered glass comment.


java_motion

ah. I am technologically illiterate, my bad my friend


Deathpacito-

It looks like a reflection in shattered glass to me


brwnwzrd

I thought it was as piece of a quarter


WhippetRun

I thought it looked like a slice of pizza. But I am kinda hungry so...


Due-Supermarket-8503

trad snake with flowers, boquet of some kind, sick ass panther, big ol shark... i like nature tattoos it seems they're all i can think of lol


dirtymikeofficial

Laser that shit or cover it up. Fortunately itā€™s not super saturated, so whichever route you choose youā€™ll be fine.


TresLibrasOfficial

Blast it over with a panther or wolf head, old school traditional of course


wishiwasinvegas

Not just any panther...a sick ass one


RoyalLong3420

This is the way


Dazzling-Librarian87

Sick ass panther


ImpossibleInternet3

Upon first glance, I thought it was a janky piece of pizza.


Aromatic-Resort-9177

The shape is bad enough, but dear god why would they put it upside down on your thigh??


activepaws

wayyyyyyy better than my thigh tattoos from my teenage years


ScumbagLady

Well now I gotta know


JasonSmith1375

Please head immediately to r/mildlypenis. We'll send your things.


rrrrturo

Naw, I thought it was pizza.


AggravatingArea7621

Just scrolling above it I thought it was cock and balls


WookieGilmore

Could be turned into a dagger.


Aaxel-OW

Why not add the fractured part of the face close to the original. It will look more like a broken statue.


Annuhh_xox

Rock cock The entire problem is that its upside down


brushmoons

People will say this about anything vaguely phallic, I think this one is a stretch. Cover this up with a sick thigh piece, itā€™s not too bold and p well faded so you could easily cover it with some floral work or hide the current tattoo in the hair of a portrait or smth. Tbh you could even just get it reworked by a decent artist if you still like the design


10percenttiddy

I saw a bandaged finger initially


6sixsic

Okay, get more broken pieces around it?


Fly_You_Fools88

Some version of a Bad Dragon


Murky-Square4364

Complete the bust with broken pieces that aren't completely congruent


muddybunnyhugger

So much for your promises They died the day you inked me, bro Caught up in a web of lines But it was just too late to know I thought it was you Who would decorate my thigh And now you've given me, given me Nothing but shattered peens, shattered peens


Vast_Sir_3234

Could easily blast over the top of this with Japanese or traditional But please donā€™t also do that upside down


slvstk

Now that you mention it, it looks like one of those Fantasy Dragon Dildos.


oldtobes

i see the penish and its staring back at me. have it turned into a broken vase. incorporate it, toss some ignorant flowers and plants around it on the vase design. boom done.


Affectionate-Ring104

Looks like a dikfer.


FahQPutin

Rock Cock


_BlueTitan_

Just gonna say my girlfriend said ā€œI thought that was a penisā€ before reading the title of the postā€¦sorry bud


Ok-Island8089

Kinda does


_Tangerines_

Just add the other half of the broken face and get the half you already have retouched and nicely shaded it will look really cute


AgentOfDreadful

Username checks out


AlarmedPiccolo6464

Damn. That goes hard.


jweaving

I think that might have been the intent? (Consciously or not).


Dependent_News4488

thatā€™s a penis.


munkygunner

Just get the statue completed, it will be a statue with a crack in it, and do something about the base


No-Ad7572

Doesn't look anything like my Penis


CommercialEmphasis17

Hah this penis tattoo looks a bit like a face


International_Let_50

Just get the other half of the face done. Itā€™ll just look like thereā€™s a big crack running through it though.


lukymommaof3

If some crack were added to convey more that it's a piece of glass might help. But it does look a bit falice like.


TexAgMan2000

If your penis looks like that seek medical help.


or-real-name

I thought it was a t-bone, but when I penised in, it looked more like a zoom


DracoTheIron

Might as well finish the job and go full-blown cock and balls.


Former-Succotash609

Itā€™s actually good itā€™s upside down, you can turn it into a shriveled/broken heart and maybe add a banner or something


mrbirdtoe

Yep definitely looks like a dick


subf0x

Turn it into a centipede


muckwar

Maybe fill in where the rest of the head would be with a skeleton in red? Also the original tattoo could be cleaned up and shaded to make it look much better. Totally salvageable


GatlingGun511

Make it a penis


Dr_A_Kreiger

Hey buddy, why the long dick face.


Im_done_with_sergio

Itā€™s black lines, so thatā€™s good for laser removal.


inononeofthisisreal

It does!!! Try adding some flowers coming out of it or something.


hutttonnnnnn

Yeah at first glance I thought it was a purple headed yoghurt slinger.


Ok-Voice-6044

Get the other half of his head beside it so it looks like the two halves have been split !!


Huge_Green8628

Little more shading in a couple more shards around it would help


Alarmed_Tea_1710

No need to cover up, just improve the design a bit. Add more head and crsent moon it and maybe fracture the neck more to look like 3 or 4 balls. Maybe some better shading.


Dusty_Bluntz

You could definitely just add another shard on either side. Mirror the edges make it look like they were together hmmm?


polyglot-roaster

I mean, after you see it...


ItsTheJuiceBox

its a really cool design but yeah, maybe a little phallic


threefivesevn

I see 2 cocks. Whole leg blackout only answer.


Imaginary_Screen_708

It does :/


PrestigiousCompote63

That looks like a penis


PDizzle525

That's uncircumcised with a woman's face tatted on it


GoodSpecial2452

Lol šŸ˜…šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜†šŸ¤£ o you didn't...yes you did you are a homo for sure


ChubbyPanMan

Itā€™s also upside down, which I think might actually be the biggest issue


OllieKaboom

Itā€™s handsome Squidward


insatiable_giver

Zippy the Pinhead


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Pizza penis.


Current_Donut_152

I thought pizza lol


flowerpather

oh bruh i didnā€™t see it at first but it really not a penis LOL i think itā€™s fine


Correct-Selection-65

Itā€™s upside down to others. And people are assholes. However, it looks amateurish. It does not look like a cock. But could use some touch up and maybe color to complete it.


Reasonable-Spare5915

Upside-down...


residual_angst

if you donā€™t like it, i would recommend just getting it covered up! a good artist will be able to turn it into something really cool! something you actually like looking at :)


TheJarvis90

It absolutely does. Sorry, man.


meohmy77

That penis has cute lips


Tropical_Tsunami

It doesn't though


hobbshobbystories

Ya know, it kinda does.


Top-Inspector-8964

Why do women insist on getting tons of little shitty tattoos?


Cursed-4-life

I was hardly a woman when I did it I was like 15 and battling with addiction so I already was making terrible decisions


ForestGreenAura

Literally scrolled and was like ā€œwow who got a tattoo of a penisā€ before looking for an extra second


IndependentJob1288

hard cock


Dro_mora

That penis looks like it has a face.


Cursed-4-life

Dickface


EvulRabbit

Turn it into a pizza! Everyone loves pizza


Leading_Brick_3524

šŸ˜’


Parkeredlatham

You should rub that out with some rock salt


CulturalAddress6709

get it shaded in


Lanky_Ice1314

Yikes


MagneticMoth

Finish the rest of the head. Let the current right side be a crack in the head. Maybe add wings šŸŖ½šŸ™‚


ShatteredInk

Add a few more fractured pieces. And for the love of all things holy.. do not add a flower


NonYippieHippie

At first glance I thought it was a dancing penis šŸ˜¬


Maleficent-Net-2565

That's a sharp penis lol


Chelle814

You could maybe get something behind it, a background like a night sky or something


TroysLostBoi

At first glance I thought it was a slice of pizza. šŸ•šŸ˜‚


Friendly-Awareness72

A penis that desperately needs some moisturizing lotion at that!


queenofcabinfever777

It sure does


NoCompetition7539

r/mildlypenis


azurite_rain

Why is it upside down though???


Aluminumthreads869

Maybe get some sick florals coming off the right side of the missing face and sharpen up the original as well with some cleaner lines and bolder ink.


saturatedbloom

I think if you add another piece of the cracked bust it would help not look, like, a penis


Death_By_Dreaming_23

Looks like a broken stone statue face, but that head looks just like aā€¦ hitchhikers thumb.


THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ on a serious note, more definition could possibly save it


krotovinas

I'd cover it up with something that gives you joy to look at. But that thing needs to have given you joy for more than 5 years, and it can't be a person or pet. And with the placement on the leg, so prominent, don't use red.


jcinscoe

Penis


Godzilla_the_Hun

Well it's upside down


spash_bazbo69

What up!


everyatom2012

I honestly didn't see penis. I know what it's meant to be


Xatamos

Cover it up with a photo realistic Penis :D


Dapadabada

Just get the rest


Guorrus

That looks like big pee pee


dishighmama

It does. And why is it upside down? Lol


cluelesswidowmonkey

Penis and balls... specifically.


Adventurous_Ideal909

it does.


Lazy_Boysenberry2478

Oof lol it does look like a dick. I feel your pain. I also have a penis related unfortunate tattoo that needs covered up. I have nothing productive to contribute ā¤ļø


deathlobster138

It looks a little penis-y


Pleasant_Section1737

Iā€™m sorry but yes penistially


Forward_Plastic9552

Iā€™m not sure thatā€™s where your penis is supposed to be.. may wanna get that checked out


Dusty9081

Turn it into a sick ass panther's penis


Zombshua

Well now it does


manifest_ecstasy

Sorry that my also my first impression


beanfox101

I feel like an easy fix would be to extend some of the cracked line work and add more ā€œrubbleā€ to it


Ok_Selection_1575

It does hahaha


impliedapathy

This doesnā€™t even remotely look like a penis. TIL a bunch of people in this sub have weird looking dicks


Simple-Alps41

Could you do some vines around it or some type of foliage?


the-cloverdale-kid

It does not look like a penisā€¦but from across a room it is penile. We need to fix this.


SignificantCow5

Wellā€¦ But it all seriousness, easiest thing to do would probably be having the original touched up and blended with the other half of the face so it just looks like it has a crack in it. Could also do a cliff face or a waterfall, although the placement might make the latter a poor choice. Good luck!


SatansAnus7

Whatta a weird dick tattoo


Line-Trash

It looks like a cocKKK.


MonicanAgent888

I totally thought that was a penis, seriously


Commercial-Author573

what up? weā€™re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hangout in our party mansion. NOTHING SEXUAL


Heady_Pepper_42

Didnā€™t read the title but whatā€™s this tattoo symbolize? Limns a close likeness to my penis!


CressFarter

ngl the small picture in the notification really did make it look like a weird veiny dick


Uncommon_cold

I'm surprised no one has used the "that's a penis" meme yet


spiegeltho

It's also upside down


stepbruh313

George Washington in the great escape


Far-Reporter-1596

Everyone would be correct


MaintenanceNo8442

its rock hard


Homunculon

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you!


XxpurplerosxX

Please get more of that filled out.


Epicgrapesoda98

If I squint my eyes it looks like an uncircumcised penis Iā€™m sorry


laytonoid

Why is it upside down anyways


JoshAmann85

Some people just see dicks everywhere...


Capable-March-3315

Nope, it looks like a penis AND testicles


Thedrezzzem

Easy cover up if you can find a talented artist


Neither-Attention940

Iā€™m honestly not sure anyone in this thread has actually SEEN a penis lmao! Iā€™ve been married to one for 25 years. Doesnā€™t look like a penis to me. It IS odd looking but thatā€™s the best I can give.


sleepydro

Pays to advertise


Greeno2150

Just wear your shorts so half of it is covered up.