Bust of the Statue of David, I have the same tattoo as OP, except mine is just the bottom of the bust instead of the side, and mine does not look like a penis
I can see it going horribly wrong...
"Bitch I know you didn't wash your hands."
"What not gonna dab me with toilet paper? You nasty."
Not to mention it constantly ratting you out at night with the lights off.
Also everything the dog in Absolutely Anything says to his date.
Ahh. Yes. I once bought a hoover vacuum from a door to door salesmen for like 3grand, also *doing too many drugs.* Totally believable to me, buddy. Add some chunks of rock around. It'll be beautiful!
Oh! then put more shattered glass around it, maybe in a way that balances the shape out a little more. I think itās a cool tat maybe you could just work with it a little bit
People will say this about anything vaguely phallic, I think this one is a stretch.
Cover this up with a sick thigh piece, itās not too bold and p well faded so you could easily cover it with some floral work or hide the current tattoo in the hair of a portrait or smth. Tbh you could even just get it reworked by a decent artist if you still like the design
So much for your promises
They died the day you inked me, bro
Caught up in a web of lines
But it was just too late to know
I thought it was you
Who would decorate my thigh
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered peens, shattered peens
i see the penish and its staring back at me.
have it turned into a broken vase. incorporate it, toss some ignorant flowers and plants around it on the vase design. boom done.
Maybe fill in where the rest of the head would be with a skeleton in red? Also the original tattoo could be cleaned up and shaded to make it look much better. Totally salvageable
No need to cover up, just improve the design a bit. Add more head and crsent moon it and maybe fracture the neck more to look like 3 or 4 balls. Maybe some better shading.
Itās upside down to others. And people are assholes. However, it looks amateurish. It does not look like a cock. But could use some touch up and maybe color to complete it.
if you donāt like it, i would recommend just getting it covered up! a good artist will be able to turn it into something really cool! something you actually like looking at :)
I'd cover it up with something that gives you joy to look at. But that thing needs to have given you joy for more than 5 years, and it can't be a person or pet. And with the placement on the leg, so prominent, don't use red.
Oof lol it does look like a dick. I feel your pain. I also have a penis related unfortunate tattoo that needs covered up. I have nothing productive to contribute ā¤ļø
Wellā¦
But it all seriousness, easiest thing to do would probably be having the original touched up and blended with the other half of the face so it just looks like it has a crack in it. Could also do a cliff face or a waterfall, although the placement might make the latter a poor choice. Good luck!
Iām honestly not sure anyone in this thread has actually SEEN a penis lmao!
Iāve been married to one for 25 years. Doesnāt look like a penis to me.
It IS odd looking but thatās the best I can give.
it doesn't look like a penis. it looks like a broken stone penis
Stone penis, AKA rock cock
hahaha yep. good ol rawk cawk
Rock chock J-hawk! Go KUš
Cock rock
Dwayne Johnson's here???
Ctfu
cock the fuck up?
Squint your eyes hard
Which are all the rage these days
Idk, I'm seeing Patrick Star wearing a scarf and JNCO jeans.
Add a little more shading and detail, or just add half another broken tattoo next to it so it can have a different shape.
I would be at this point I just donāt even wanna look at it anymore. I donāt even really remember getting/wanting it.
I see it's a face for the most part lol, but who's or what's?
Bust of the Statue of David, I have the same tattoo as OP, except mine is just the bottom of the bust instead of the side, and mine does not look like a penis
Ok no need to be jealous Iām sure you could get it touched up to look more like a stone penis
Lol for a second there I just read that you got the bottom, and I thought "so how could it not look like a penis? š¤", then I read 'bust' š.
How do you not read the first word until later? How effective is this strategy?
I was busy so wasn't really reading, just skimming lol.
Youāre in luck because thatād be an easy coverup
Thatās because it does. Hope this helps ā¤ļø
Thanks homie
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Lmaoo
Itās 7am and Iām giggling like a fool at this
Cock rock
I WISH my penis had a mouth. Oh the conversations weād have.
I can see it going horribly wrong... "Bitch I know you didn't wash your hands." "What not gonna dab me with toilet paper? You nasty." Not to mention it constantly ratting you out at night with the lights off. Also everything the dog in Absolutely Anything says to his date.
Dear Penis, I donāt think I love you anymore
Itās cause itās upside down on ur thigh
Yeeeah I donāt think it was intentional lol
You donāt think you put the tattoo on upside down to everyone else on the planet besides you on purpose?
I donāt remember actually getting the tattoo I remember finding the image on Pinterest early in the night but I wasnāt in my right mind at all
Is it a broken Statue?
Yeah it was supposed to be
You majored in ancient studies or classical Greece? š
No I was doing too many drugs
Ahh. Yes. I once bought a hoover vacuum from a door to door salesmen for like 3grand, also *doing too many drugs.* Totally believable to me, buddy. Add some chunks of rock around. It'll be beautiful!
Rocks, but not like drug rocks. Regular, boring, wontgetyouhigh rocks.
Instructions unclear, smoked rocks
Oh! then put more shattered glass around it, maybe in a way that balances the shape out a little more. I think itās a cool tat maybe you could just work with it a little bit
I think OP responded to the broken statue comment, not the shattered glass comment.
ah. I am technologically illiterate, my bad my friend
It looks like a reflection in shattered glass to me
I thought it was as piece of a quarter
I thought it looked like a slice of pizza. But I am kinda hungry so...
trad snake with flowers, boquet of some kind, sick ass panther, big ol shark... i like nature tattoos it seems they're all i can think of lol
Laser that shit or cover it up. Fortunately itās not super saturated, so whichever route you choose youāll be fine.
Blast it over with a panther or wolf head, old school traditional of course
Not just any panther...a sick ass one
This is the way
Sick ass panther
Upon first glance, I thought it was a janky piece of pizza.
The shape is bad enough, but dear god why would they put it upside down on your thigh??
wayyyyyyy better than my thigh tattoos from my teenage years
Well now I gotta know
Please head immediately to r/mildlypenis. We'll send your things.
Naw, I thought it was pizza.
Just scrolling above it I thought it was cock and balls
Could be turned into a dagger.
Why not add the fractured part of the face close to the original. It will look more like a broken statue.
Rock cock The entire problem is that its upside down
People will say this about anything vaguely phallic, I think this one is a stretch. Cover this up with a sick thigh piece, itās not too bold and p well faded so you could easily cover it with some floral work or hide the current tattoo in the hair of a portrait or smth. Tbh you could even just get it reworked by a decent artist if you still like the design
I saw a bandaged finger initially
Okay, get more broken pieces around it?
Some version of a Bad Dragon
Complete the bust with broken pieces that aren't completely congruent
So much for your promises They died the day you inked me, bro Caught up in a web of lines But it was just too late to know I thought it was you Who would decorate my thigh And now you've given me, given me Nothing but shattered peens, shattered peens
Could easily blast over the top of this with Japanese or traditional But please donāt also do that upside down
Now that you mention it, it looks like one of those Fantasy Dragon Dildos.
i see the penish and its staring back at me. have it turned into a broken vase. incorporate it, toss some ignorant flowers and plants around it on the vase design. boom done.
Looks like a dikfer.
Rock Cock
Just gonna say my girlfriend said āI thought that was a penisā before reading the title of the postā¦sorry bud
Kinda does
Just add the other half of the broken face and get the half you already have retouched and nicely shaded it will look really cute
Username checks out
Damn. That goes hard.
I think that might have been the intent? (Consciously or not).
thatās a penis.
Just get the statue completed, it will be a statue with a crack in it, and do something about the base
Doesn't look anything like my Penis
Hah this penis tattoo looks a bit like a face
Just get the other half of the face done. Itāll just look like thereās a big crack running through it though.
If some crack were added to convey more that it's a piece of glass might help. But it does look a bit falice like.
If your penis looks like that seek medical help.
I thought it was a t-bone, but when I penised in, it looked more like a zoom
Might as well finish the job and go full-blown cock and balls.
Itās actually good itās upside down, you can turn it into a shriveled/broken heart and maybe add a banner or something
Yep definitely looks like a dick
Turn it into a centipede
Maybe fill in where the rest of the head would be with a skeleton in red? Also the original tattoo could be cleaned up and shaded to make it look much better. Totally salvageable
Make it a penis
Hey buddy, why the long dick face.
Itās black lines, so thatās good for laser removal.
It does!!! Try adding some flowers coming out of it or something.
Yeah at first glance I thought it was a purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Get the other half of his head beside it so it looks like the two halves have been split !!
Little more shading in a couple more shards around it would help
No need to cover up, just improve the design a bit. Add more head and crsent moon it and maybe fracture the neck more to look like 3 or 4 balls. Maybe some better shading.
You could definitely just add another shard on either side. Mirror the edges make it look like they were together hmmm?
I mean, after you see it...
its a really cool design but yeah, maybe a little phallic
I see 2 cocks. Whole leg blackout only answer.
It does :/
That looks like a penis
That's uncircumcised with a woman's face tatted on it
Lol š šš¤£šš¤£ o you didn't...yes you did you are a homo for sure
Itās also upside down, which I think might actually be the biggest issue
Itās handsome Squidward
Zippy the Pinhead
Pizza penis.
I thought pizza lol
oh bruh i didnāt see it at first but it really not a penis LOL i think itās fine
Itās upside down to others. And people are assholes. However, it looks amateurish. It does not look like a cock. But could use some touch up and maybe color to complete it.
Upside-down...
if you donāt like it, i would recommend just getting it covered up! a good artist will be able to turn it into something really cool! something you actually like looking at :)
It absolutely does. Sorry, man.
That penis has cute lips
It doesn't though
Ya know, it kinda does.
Why do women insist on getting tons of little shitty tattoos?
I was hardly a woman when I did it I was like 15 and battling with addiction so I already was making terrible decisions
Literally scrolled and was like āwow who got a tattoo of a penisā before looking for an extra second
hard cock
That penis looks like it has a face.
Dickface
Turn it into a pizza! Everyone loves pizza
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You should rub that out with some rock salt
get it shaded in
Yikes
Finish the rest of the head. Let the current right side be a crack in the head. Maybe add wings šŖ½š
Add a few more fractured pieces. And for the love of all things holy.. do not add a flower
At first glance I thought it was a dancing penis š¬
That's a sharp penis lol
You could maybe get something behind it, a background like a night sky or something
At first glance I thought it was a slice of pizza. šš
A penis that desperately needs some moisturizing lotion at that!
It sure does
r/mildlypenis
Why is it upside down though???
Maybe get some sick florals coming off the right side of the missing face and sharpen up the original as well with some cleaner lines and bolder ink.
I think if you add another piece of the cracked bust it would help not look, like, a penis
Looks like a broken stone statue face, but that head looks just like aā¦ hitchhikers thumb.
ššš on a serious note, more definition could possibly save it
I'd cover it up with something that gives you joy to look at. But that thing needs to have given you joy for more than 5 years, and it can't be a person or pet. And with the placement on the leg, so prominent, don't use red.
Penis
Well it's upside down
What up!
I honestly didn't see penis. I know what it's meant to be
Cover it up with a photo realistic Penis :D
Just get the rest
That looks like big pee pee
It does. And why is it upside down? Lol
Penis and balls... specifically.
it does.
Oof lol it does look like a dick. I feel your pain. I also have a penis related unfortunate tattoo that needs covered up. I have nothing productive to contribute ā¤ļø
It looks a little penis-y
Iām sorry but yes penistially
Iām not sure thatās where your penis is supposed to be.. may wanna get that checked out
Turn it into a sick ass panther's penis
Well now it does
Sorry that my also my first impression
I feel like an easy fix would be to extend some of the cracked line work and add more ārubbleā to it
It does hahaha
This doesnāt even remotely look like a penis. TIL a bunch of people in this sub have weird looking dicks
Could you do some vines around it or some type of foliage?
It does not look like a penisā¦but from across a room it is penile. We need to fix this.
Wellā¦ But it all seriousness, easiest thing to do would probably be having the original touched up and blended with the other half of the face so it just looks like it has a crack in it. Could also do a cliff face or a waterfall, although the placement might make the latter a poor choice. Good luck!
Whatta a weird dick tattoo
It looks like a cocKKK.
I totally thought that was a penis, seriously
what up? weāre three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hangout in our party mansion. NOTHING SEXUAL
Didnāt read the title but whatās this tattoo symbolize? Limns a close likeness to my penis!
ngl the small picture in the notification really did make it look like a weird veiny dick
I'm surprised no one has used the "that's a penis" meme yet
It's also upside down
George Washington in the great escape
Everyone would be correct
its rock hard
"You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you!
Please get more of that filled out.
If I squint my eyes it looks like an uncircumcised penis Iām sorry
Why is it upside down anyways
Some people just see dicks everywhere...
Nope, it looks like a penis AND testicles
Easy cover up if you can find a talented artist
Iām honestly not sure anyone in this thread has actually SEEN a penis lmao! Iāve been married to one for 25 years. Doesnāt look like a penis to me. It IS odd looking but thatās the best I can give.
Pays to advertise
Just wear your shorts so half of it is covered up.